#*heart thump*

[heartthumpnovel]

Alternate Ending: Printer Mishap

Aka bro gets one ounce of praise from his boss for fixing the printer and now has a lot of explaining to do.

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So I approached @bonkalore for a commission of these two and it turned out incredible!!! 🥺 Ya'll def should check out their blog and tune into their streams.

[tinystrawberryshifter]

What would be the heart thump’s cast favorite memes be?

This one's easy to answer: Natasha - old vine compilations. She will habitually quote 'road work ahead' when seeing road construction and 'only a spoonful' when getting ice-cream at 4am. She'll also laugh at memes related to video games and anime if she watched/played them!

Ellie - Victim of Instagram reel brain rot. While she knows that she shouldn't scroll endlessly on social media, she keeps her eyes glued on loud = funny prank videos. Also literally anything with birds being goofy is top tier content (which is just correct) Motor - You'll look at his phone gallery and it's just the most incomprehensible shit posts you have ever seen that require 10+ layers of context.

Jason - Bro's only social media is linkin and facebook that he hardly ever uses. He doesn't understand internet humor so if you showed him a meme he would just be very confused. Though he would die laughing upon seeing an impact font 'relatable' meme that's been 10+ years outdated.

[rawkinks]

getting called “princess” makes me <3 <3 <3.

[lucyllawless]

[heartthumpnovel]

It seems like the letter has made it to it's intended recipient.

A carrier pigeon has dropped off a letter!

(Sorry in advance if ya don’t do questions like these! :’D Thought to send an ask in a fashionable fashion and hope submissions still work- )

CC:

Greetings Professor J. Finch,

I trust this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. I am writing to you with great interest in your renowned research. My curiosity has been piqued by a topic that holds personal significance to me, a friend, an acquaintance of mine – the intriguing realm of giant culture.

His particular interest comes from the fact they have a rather terrible curse that causes him to have emotionally tied growth spurts. He is a prince from a kingdom I cannot safely expose and has been in confinement for several years. While he has been taken care of and isn’t in any immediate danger to my knowledge, he has been considering if he would be better suited among giants. However, I do not know if a human like him could fit in with their species or if it’s worth reaching out.

He certainly doesn’t belong with humans anymore.  

In light of this, I humbly seek your guidance and counsel. I am eager to learn about the broader spectrum of giants’ attitudes towards those who experience shifts in size. His foremost desire is to understand his options, and your candid insights would be immensely valued.

I extend my gratitude for your consideration of this matter. Kindly direct your response to my associate’s address, and I shall ensure the information reaches its intended recipient.

Yours sincerely,

Concerned anonymous.

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Dear Concerned Anonymous,

My, what a concerning condition. I can likely see just how stressful it must be for you the person in question. Humans are not very tolerant when it comes to the different and unknown, as I can attest to greatly. I am humbled that you think I am the one to reach out to, and for that I thank you.

If one such as this individual were to seek refuge amongst giants, I would strongly believe that they would find solace. Most giants, at least those accustomed to human contact, would revel in the idea of a friend or lodger that could change size, as it would likely be seen as a sign of strength, something which they, as a species, hold in high regard. As long as shrinking isn’t also an issue, as you might see how being mere inches around one so large may be dangerous, it sounds to me like a splendid idea.

I shall attach a list of my contacts in the giant world, some of my friends that I know will either accept your acquaintance with open arms, or put you in contact with those who will if they are unable to care for the prince. Do bear in mind that the size disparity between their subspecies is of a greater range than any other mammal, so it should be all too easy to accept a size shifter into their homes and hearts.

I do hope you your acquaintance finds the people they need to accept them as the wonderful and blessed person they are.

Professor J Finch

[2aceofspades]

Major Spoilers for EMD Chapter 14!

Go read go read go read-

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Yeah so I may or may have not freaked when Cassandra showed up aauuhhh-

[caycanteven]

Him. The legend himself.

Rex is hot as fuck, all I gotta say. Anyway thank you sweet moot fren @tenderribcage for lettin' me go ham sobbing uncontrollably

also sorry for double ping, i fucked up the first time, was staring too hard at the skeleton.... QvQ

[milesmolasses]

the scream I scrumpt. HE IS SUCH A CUTIE WHY ISNT HE REAL??? THIS IS GONNA BE ON MY MIND ALL DAY NOW HOLY SHIT

[tinystrawberryshifter]

Let's fuckin' goooooo

sorry to just put this in ur inbox but i dont make my own posts 😭 i found an (unintentional) g/t picrew and want to share :] link wont send over anonymous asks so im putting spaces sorrie https ://picrew. me/en/ image_maker/2227788

WHEEE I LOVE PICREWS THANK YOU

this one is SO FUN (Essa and Heli on the left, Eon and Sighn on the right)

here’s the link if anyone else wants it!! feel free to share it on this post if u wanna :3

[kelin-is-writing]

OHH THIS MAN IS WAY TOO IMMACULATE I FEAR!!!!

[heartthumpnovel]

How hard is it for Jason to see things if he doesn’t have his glasses? The chaos that could happen if he ever shifts without them on 🫣

Jason gets literal super aperture vision but the moment his glasses fall off the world may as well be a blurry moge poge of colors.

[tinystrawberryshifter]

🖍️

also how does Oliver like to be pet/cuddled?

🖍 Post Any sentence from your wip Here's something from the next part of the Cursed Prince AU: It had been hours since he'd woken up, remembering bits of his dream vividly as he was standing in the castle courtyard from his childhood. He was surrounded by reveling party goers in fine attire during a beautiful spring morning. Though what truly captured beauty was when everyone stepped aside quietly and let the bridal processional introduce a graceful woman in white. Jason gawked as he started to recognize her face behind the veil, the woman who had set him free. Though before he could even reach out to her, reality had come in to start suffocating him. Finding that his stupid desires had real consequences, his body had nearly filled the room in his slumber as his limbs were pressing against the cold stone walls.

And Oliver likes being pet like this: :>

[st4rbwrry]

ARMIN ARMIN ARMINNNN

[carbonatedpitt]

Fuck I love this band

[fistfuloflightning]

Because the newest chapter of From Our Soiled Hearts brutally showcased why Jiang Cheng apparently can’t have nice things, I decided to substitute reality and replace it with my own 😌

I know what you’re going to say @limitbreaker23, so here you go: you get the cushiest ones I could draw (…except you’ll have to share with lwj 👀)

[ebi-noodle-doodles]

i wanna cry i almost thought there was a house invasion and I was the one who had to check everything this 4am - so far none i locked myself in the room—- i was peacefully drawing as usual but got bamboozeled when they said someone opened their doors

pls be a jin or spirit or ghost or ghoul type of thing not real human….