#*gentle persuasion*

[circumvision]

[sleebyconfy]

Gentle Persuasion - Bill Anschell

[spinogreen0iq]

gentle persuasion

todd knows his way around gentle persuasion, much to the dismay of Bill, for bill is a person who likes things to not involve violence…

But regarding crew members, this never caused any harm.

(well except for Jonny… that boy knows lots of things no one should, which a lot of people want to know, so he’s a bit fucked in that regard)

Ok enough smart person english, I just thought it would be funny, don’t be angry pls :))))

Todd be creepy man sometimes, but well, that’s what happens when you grow up on a rather, let’s say rough pirate ship

[copycatkillerfics]

I just read all of your reblogs and I honestly teared up. Oh my god - you have no idea what your kind words mean to me.

I don’t have the words to articulate my appreciation. My day, like yours, has been pretty shitty, and your reblogs have my heart in a puddle. I hope both of our weeks get better and our hearts mend back together. (Sending so many virtual hugs. ;) )

Thank you for reading 💗💗💗

Gentle Persuasion: Part 4 (Finale) (Rockstar!Eddie Munson × F!Reader)

Series summary: You swore to never step foot in Hawkins again. Yet, there you were - back for the one person who ruined the town for you, no less.

Word count: 4.6k

Warnings: 18+, brief alcohol consumption, brief mention of smoking cigarettes, angst, curse words

(Note: this fic does not follow any timeline that is canonically possible.)

I do not consent to my work being uploaded on any other platforms, translated, nor copied.

A/N: I can’t believe we’re already at the end! It’s been such a joy writing this with you. Thank you for all of your love and support. 💗

Wether it be through comments, shares, asks, or anything, all feedback is appreciated!

series masterlist | full masterlist | PART 3

Almost 1991, three months later

When you were a teenager first moving to New York, you imagined New Years in the city would mean rooftop parties, dresses of silk, glasses filled to the brim with champagne. 

But as you sit wistfully in the corner of your office party, cheek pressed against the glass separating you from your coworkers who have been blushing in the anticipation of kissing their office crushes at midnight for the last two hours, you are once again confronted with the fact that teenage dreams are simply that: dreams.

As if you needed another reminder. 

At least you used to be ensured a kiss at the beginning of every new year, Eddie always pressing his lips to yours before the clock even struck midnight. 

He was bold at the beginning of those kisses, you remember. But as the roars from your friends simmered to dreamy conversation and a scratched up Auld Lang Syne record faded in, he would pull away, almost cowering.

“Happy New Years,” you would always wish. 

He sucked in a violent breath, his chest tight. “Yeah. That.”

“What’s wrong?”

“Nothing’s wrong.” he assured, cupping your cheek. “That’s the thing.”

“What?”

“I just … I feel like this is going to be ripped out from under me at any minute. That clock, new year, new shit. It’s all just counting down to when this is all gone,” he explained, almost distraught as he looked between your eyes. “It’s like the universe was on cocaine when they made my future. It isn’t supposed to be this good for people like me.”

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[cringefail-clown]

Seer: retrieve firearms

kankri but turnabout!flavoured! i imagine him swapping places with karkat would make him grow up into less of a mightier-than-thou a grade ahole and more rebellious against the empire, mirroring the life of the signless in canon. he still has a long way to go though

[fisheito]

Big Agree... how could i have forgotten that olivine has SOCIAL SKILLS?!. he has siblings. He has followers. He knows how to deal with petulance. Of course he has the expertise to inadvertently bribe eiden... something something catch more with honey than threats...

Wait hold on it's like an interview question

MASTER EIDEN REFUSES TO STAY IN BED DESPITE HIS INJURIES. WHAT DO YOU DO?

[futuristichedge]

Out of all the sonic characters, I think the only one actually capable of knocking Shadow unconscious is Omega

[whatislifebesidesrehearsal]

Sound Designer: Guys, I think a wasp got in…

Stage Tech: Should I kill it?

Stage Manager: No. I’ll handle this.

cuts to Stage Manager insulting the wasp heavily, such as…

Stage Manager, to wasp: Nobody likes you! Your family hates you! No one noticed you were gone! Go away!

[anony-geist]

If at the asylum Mina "did not grow up with money" Murray saw Jack's candles wax cylinder budget she'd pull a Jonathan (faint)

[idliketobeatree]

i think the reason why the tumblr heart button is red and the reblog one glows green is because, at crossroads, you're supposed to wait until you see green to move over

[princesssarcastia]

i mean, listen. the group of people who hold the most sway over what's about to happen, the people whom I will hold most responsible for what comes next, are the white moderates. and as always, that terrifies me.

because, well, I'm not a huge fan of his anymore, but dave chapelle had it right when he said, in his post-2016 election SNL monologue:

"I didn’t know that Donald Trump was going to win the election. I did suspect it. It seemed like Hillary was doing well in the polls and yet — I know the whites. You guys aren't as full of surprises as you used to be."

[songs2aiart]

Serj Tankian - Sky Is Over

“Everybody knows That you cradle the sun, Living in remorse”

“Are you at war with land And all of its creatures?”

“Your not-so-gentle persuasion has been known to wreck economies Of countries, of empires, the sky is over” https://youtu.be/0z4zvueRwKU

[ofglories]

He has no words.

[dnangelic]

my boy dai didnt endure a literal nightmare arc where everybody he loved thrashed n called him pointless n useless n wished only dark was there instead of him bc dark is the 'cooler one' just for real life ppl's opinions to reflect tht garbage :/

[gale-gaze]

thank you @piipaw for the tag!! 🥺

❔ Who❔

Full Name: Mavis "Vi" Lytte

Age: Late 30s

Height: 5' 7”

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Demisexual-Panromantic

✔️ Pros ✔️

✦ physically soft and comforting - exceptionally good cuddler

✦ quiet but deeply passionate and protective of those she cares about

✦ is an engaging listener and will follow up eagerly with ideas if you asked her for help, and they will be color coded

✦ will make you a full care package of hand-selected goodies just because you're having a bad day, including written words of encouragement and handmade trinkets or presents

✦ understands and respects boundaries; doesn't push them but always makes it known that she is there should you ever need her and will go out of her way to make sure they are upheld

✦ sappy and heartfelt encouragement; she does not hide how proud she is of you and will always encourage you to keep going

✦ oddly high stamina people-pleaser and affectionate aftercare

❌ Cons ❌

✦ can be fairly useless if her self-care habits aren't maintained and her sleepless nights catch up to her - what do you mean it's not a good idea to have someone cast sanctuary on her so she can take a nap with an elixir of angelic slumber behind a bush in the middle of battle?

✦ generally does not respect her own body and is inclined to ignore the needs of it just so she can focus on what she feels is more important and useful for everyone else

✦ extremely tender and likely to cry if she raises her voice or her emotions swell too much, including when angry

✦ ruminates a lot on everything and can lose sight of the present, becoming prone to panic attacks

✦ will absolutely ask you to help her carry all of her books or to look at the terrifying bug she found

✦ firmly believes knowledge is more valuable than actual money and is garbage at saving

✦ lingerie for her is essentially a snuggie with cargo pockets for snacks and books

✦ her smokey eye is literally just because she always falls asleep in her makeup

Which brings us to...

[hawnks]

Okay so Crow’s whole family was murdered (or at least his brothers. his parents were already dead) and his kingdom was completely destroyed, all by another Fae family they had beef with. There are many other Fae kingdoms and there’s an Accord in which they meet and discuss the realms issues, declare each other enemies etc etc. but it’s all very civil. The main goal of all kingdoms is revelry, and that’s their highest priority. Everything in the name of a good party, and anyone who gets in the way of that will be Punished.

EXCEPT no one is going to do anything to help Crow. Because when he like a toddler he took a vow of pacifism. And then he broke that vow. To save his own life.

To the Fae, promises are sacred. There’s only one thing worse than a disrupter of peace — an Oathbreaker.