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When you havenāt written anything in a few years but then someone tells you that you should so now ya just gotta do it
#gravity falls#the book of bill#Fiddlestan#billford#tagging them because itās about them#bill cipher#ford pines#Stan pines#fiddleford mcgucket#Iām a people pleaser ok#plus I miss it ngl#*stands on hill* I canāt let down my peeps#*faceplants*#now how does one work ao3#Iām an old man I need help#lol#imma fake it till I make it#thatās my motto#I didnāt choose the fanfic life#it chose me#*rocking in rocking chair*#fanfics? I havenāt written those in years#I donāt know what Iām saying donāt mind me
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Designed 12 standees in 3 days no one ever let me be productive again jesus christ
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Hi. I have no bloody clue what I'm doing here- deadass, i drew dave and dirk strider as cockroaches and it blew up soooo. *motions* badly draw roachstuck \o/ bare with because ive never done anything like this before *faceplants*
feel free to send in asks! just dont be weird obviously and dont be a dick etc etc
our original homestuck blog is @davestaresatthesun and you can see our other homestuck are/writing/ramblings/etc there :D we're a system so some posts might be tagged with tags for different alters! If a post is tagless then assume its me [Toby, our current host ^^], or you can refer to us collectively with the name Stares! Alter tags will be under the cut
Alter tags (included in the tags of a post to indicate who is posting/speaking)
no tag = Toby - he/xey/scy <- will probably be most of the posts
āļø = Dave - he/tick
š¾ = dirk/error/unknown - he/glit/pit/in
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i have never been normal about the zoomed in version of this image
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I got a wip from an art trade back and it makes me flustered every time I look at it GHHNNNN
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#The amazing ak#Andnwkskkajajak#*faceplants*#How are you on this fine morning#Actually itās probably nighttime for you lol
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Okay, okay okay okay - How about Stars āāØ
fair's fair you can have multiple, though i don't have nearly so many as you did for Time
>Time sped back up again and Aether snapped back into himself, feeling like the weight of an entire building had crashed on him as he saw Kazuha, shaking, scared rage painted on his face, holding the Musou no Hitotachi back with his old sword and his bare hands; sash glowing bright as the stars with two visions flying in the wind caused by his twin burst. Aether could only watch as with a final heave, Kazuha fully parried the Shogun's lethal blow, sending her stumbling back from a blooming swirl of lavender and green.
>This was the first time he [Xiao] had heard of someone surviving being hit with the Shogunās execution blow, but he shouldnāt be so surprised by his starās resilience. Aether seemed to bounce back from just about anything, given enough time; but he can't imagine that taking such a direct hit didnāt have consequences.
oh lord you've hit one of the more sus sentences fsdhdlf how do i do a readmore--
i'm whacking off just a smidge of the beginning of the sentence cus its in the middle of being edited and also i would have. so much explaining to do FHDLFSDH
see the thing is im going to have to explain it anyway at this point fsdhfld
>He can feel a deep blue blush coming on, and hopes Aether canāt see it, as he realizes his partner also has a taste. He really should have expected something like that, to be fair, but as those little legs sweep across his tongue he canāt help but notice that underneath the herbal tang of the burn cream, Aether tastes a little like sparkling water drawn from deep underground, sweet and metallic and somehow fizzy, and he imagines this must be what stars taste like.
(remember how Xiao's injuries at the bottom of the chasm were blue in perilous trails? Xiao bleeds blue here. consequently, he also blushes blue. i couldnt help myself.)
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#*faceplants*#i. Will explain myself. eventually. frankly its probably going to become painfully obvious the second i post the oneshot sdhflf#y'rolled a crit there captain#hit a very sus sentence indeed fsdhfls#bliz rambles#wip talk#ask game#lemony scented
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me when I could be going out on Friday/Saturday night, but also my mom keeps offering me $200 to basically sit and watch movies with the dogs for the weekend
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~Shared Fates clear~
#achievement journal#*faceplants*#I can finally rest#if only briefly before jumping on the voucher grind#dawntrail spoilers
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I would like to know how I am supposed to make friends irl when all of my best friends move away after I have known the, for a year. This has happened every year since I was in kindergarten
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Actively melting
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I struggle
#beep#pierre things#pierre paws is my little funny noodle persona#struggling#wip#raaaah#i am so hungry rn its not funny#*faceplants*#im dead now
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A Patreon request for Gaster and Alphys hanging out, haha. Don't stand under the waterfall, Gaster!
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#undertale#handplates#gaster#alphys#z art#get wrecked#i had trouble thinking of something easily recognizable that could hit him and also not knock his head off#briefly considered a printer but i think that'd be too heavy#faceplants right into the water#those glasses fall in there and you're never seeing them again
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TFW you're about to update and edit your fanfic and then an aphobe comments on it so your self-esteem gets set back a few days
#asexual#aromantic#*looks at you all* why do people hate us#I mean maybe that's what I get for posting it on Wattpad before I knew AO3 existed#*faceplants*#somebody help me
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#elphelt valentine#guilty gear#guilty gear strive#crow.gif#guilty gif#attacks#normals#2#dust#uhh i think those are all the tags. either way OUCHIE.#i need to do. what is it. i think its baikens 2d also. where she just falls over. it might be 2hs#faceplant. like its ok queen you got this#i like how el's 6hs also has her flop on the ground pathetically like in xrd
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I want Barbie to find out that everythingās fake and to be having a mental breakdown and then Ken comes out of nowhere and starts doing rollerblade tricks to cheer her up
#Barbie#ken#barbie (2023)#ryan gosling#bros just like āāhey barbie look at this!#and then faceplants into a wall#falls backwards like an actual doll before getting up and doing it again#margot robbie
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danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.
(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)
(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)
Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous. Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.
anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc memes#danyal al ghul#dpdc#truly the epitome of āi dont faster than the bear i just need to be faster than YOUā#regardless of when Jason was with the league he *does* know that Danny loved Damian. don't ask me about the timeline because it'll be#*messsyyyy* and i've seen plenty of aus where jason was there while Damian as an infant so i can totally believe this could happen i just#need to do the mental gymnastics for it. not even. baby im faceplanting right into the mat and not getting up#the last meme is a tiktok sound that i found and thought was hilarious. and would also ABSOLUTELY be a story danyal would tell the#family after reuniting and developing a bond with them. damian has no recollection of this but is embarrassed nonetheless#danny spat that story out when he over heard damian claiming he doesn't have any embarrassing stories from the league. danny beat jason#to the punch and in the most deadpan voice said 'i remember you walking into my room. as a toddler. in nothing but a diaper. and picking#a marble up off the floor and holding it out. like the skull of yorick. before putting it as far down your throat as possible. i had to#stick my entire arm down your esophagus to pull it out. and save your life' before walking away#i got the ages wrong in the last image so just assume that danny recently turned seven and damian is like#18 months old#about a year and a half.
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