#*dentist lol

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[koshercosplay]

I don't trust that the people who advocate for direct resistance against the super-rich are actually capable of recognizing their targets

I see so many posts that joke about "going back to the old days when people just burned down the rich people's houses and killed the wealthy and redistributed their riches" oh you mean like Literal Pogroms?

like there's been a very clear pattern throughout history of the working people seeking retribution getting quickly redirected by the rich into targeting Jews as the real root cause of society's problems and hoarding wealth that rightfully belongs to the people

idk maybe this is just my anxious fear-mongering brain but like so much of this rhetoric around trying to "take back our rightful wealth" or whatever feels so close to what would be said to whip up a mob and justify a pogrom

and considering how much antisemitism there is on the left (and the right, but that's a different post), I can't help but wonder how long it would take for people to get swept up by the same exact antisemitism and start targeting jews, not even realizing they've fallen into the same trap that has been set for centuries by the same class of rich people trying to save their own asses

and people are just so ready and eager to target jews that it works

so remember folks. if someone starts to claim that the real source of everyone's problems is the historically persecuted minority, maybe give yourself a second to think: who does this redirection benefit?

[crazyufokid]

invader zim episode where dib has to go to the dentist to get a cavity filled but for some reason zim and gir are his dentists (they have no idea what a dentist is or what they do, medical malpractice ensues. they locked the real dentist in a dumpster btw.)

[ann-chovi]

might i suggest cuddles? im sorry i just think that silly train man and medic gal deserve lovins fr 🥹🥹🥹❤️

Anon, you're so right.

Have a couple of middle-aged sleepies having some well deserved snuggle snoozes~

[odessastone]

They got Venture snacks at the Five Below

[cinamun]

Penny.

[fowlblue]

I think Artemis should have had braces for at least part of the series.

It would be so funny. And narratively further impress that he is a child. But also it would just be funny.

[koboldfactory]

For Valentine’s Day all kobolds should send me a little treat:

[princeson]

come and getcho gays~ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

we have: teru being teru and yoshioka he/himple. :)

happy pride month and #26th dimple friday!

(fun fact: this dimple friday marks the halfway point for the year! woohoo! here's to another 26 dimple fridays~ ✨️💚)

[unproduciblesmackdown]

guthrie theater tiktok full of choreography: "In the rehearsal room for LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS! 🌱 Fun is being had, songs are being sung, human eating plants are being grown."

[foursaints]

Why does Evan as a dentist make so much sense 😭✋🏻 with his little gloves and absolutely deadpan expression wielding these power tools and Barty lying there with heart eyes going I’m in love I have more cavities you can fill

EXACTLY!!! yes barty is on the verge of pulling out his own teeth just to see evan. but i like the idea that evan is equally into the whole thing it's just that you would never be able to tell from his professional exterior. but he has a lot of fun with it. barty comes in for a tooth cleaning and dr. rosier in his neat little white coat is like "I think I need to take a closer look at you today :-/" and completely seriously straddles his lap on the examination chair. and barty is just there like

[ghosts-cyphera]

hey it’s lo !! hi !! just quickly sliding in to say thank you to everyone who interacted with my post last night. I was really, really deep down in the pit and even though I wasn’t in any immediate danger, your love and help and support did get me through the night.

though I’m so, so incredibly sorry to see how many of you have struggled with suicidal thoughts, it also means a lot to see that I’m not alone with this. thank you so, so much for the reminder.

sending you all so incredibly much love right now, my darlings 💗 lo out !!

[viejospellejos]

El loro dentista 🦷🦜

[icouldhyperfixatehim]

aw it's cute that everyone's so happy for mark getting his lead. okay babie i will face my dentistry fears for you (and also view who is radiant and who i would allow to practice root canals upon me, look at her)

[montammil]

Lab whumper dialogue

My favorite trope is the sadistic scientist/doctor whumper, so I may have indulged...

1. “The greatest scientific discoveries often require us to step outside of our comfort zones. Are you willing to take that leap with me?”

2. “It will only hurt for a moment.”

3. “My dear, the ends always justify the means. Think of how so many people will find our research beneficial. You aren’t being selfish, are you?”

4. “Morality is just a construct created by society.”

5. “Everything we do is in the name of science... and science requires sacrifice.”

6. “You should feel privileged. Few people have the chance to contribute so directly to the advancement of science.”

7. “I understand your apprehension, but remember, you agreed to this.”

8. “I must admit, darling, I find your resilience quite admirable. You're much stronger than my previous test subjects. But don’t worry, I have a few tricks up my sleeve to break even the strongest of wills.”

9. “I assure you, I have done this many times before. You will be fine.”

10. “I know the methods I use may seem cruel to the unenlightened mind, but you’ll understand... one day.”

11. “I’ll have to remember to make note of this in my journal. Fascinating.”

12. “The line between genius and madness is a thin one, so go ahead and call me mad. To me, it’s a compliment.”

13. “You signed a consent form, correct? Then you fully knew the risks.”

14. “You’re doing so well, darling. Just a little longer and we’'ll have all the data we need.”

15. “I’m sorry, but the procedure was not a complete success. We'll have to try again. As many times as it takes. You understand, right?”

[justalittlebluetiefling]

It's interesting because Taliesin is talking about how Ashton's class is high risk high reward and I'm thinking about this because I recently hit episode 26 in my m9 rewatch, but that does seem to be how he enjoys playing. He's just very experimental and Caduceus may have been his safest character.