#*crying* y'all are so stupid

[loucifersbitch]

but daddy, i loaf him 🍞

[patheticrafeenjoyer]

can't take topper's stupid ass anywhere

[anxietycheesecake]

The Paul Simps™ have trascended the defense of homophobic writing not being queerbaiting and are now claiming not even shipbaiting is real. Like, besties, you're either illiterate or being purposefully obtuse at this point, and I don't know which one I find more concerning.

[ghost-proofbaby]

i just imagined the most cursed/dumb experience you could have with eddie and now i need to put you all through it with me.

imagine getting insanely high with eddie and playing around with one of those stress balls with the netting. like the kind that change color when you squeeze it. and you're just squishing it, fiddling mindlessly, before suddenly looking up at eddie with the worst possible idea.

"eddie... do you think they...?"

and him being so wide-eyed, immediately catching on, "absolutely not."

but then, you're both high, and you're both prone to having the dumbest fucking ideas possible, so when eddie catches sight of your fishnets peeking out of the drawer across the room, he can't help himself from saying the dumbest possible thing to ever come out of his mouth.

"but wanna find out?"

the night ends with the two of you in the ER, and eddie deciding it doesn't matter how much he likes you in fishnets, the two of you will never have another pair in the household again.

please don't take this serious i'm going to cry from how fucking stupid this is

[paranormaljones]

i propose we kill walmart

[priceofreedom]

funny how everyone seemed to adore Zack until he started having more screentime...

[definitely-not-an-alb]

Discourse Leviathans passing under my quaint little boat I know but what is this I'm hearing about the garbage dirtbag lesbo and her gf that I can only describe as lesbian Guts who canonically fuck like freaks (affectionate) being claimed as 'OOC' for being their fabulously messy selves?

[miradelletarot]

I wish I didn't have a 10 hr work day. I want to be home rn, working my sappy asf wedding chapter for Sagora and Gale.

They're crying.

A lot.

They are a bunch of hopeless romantics.

They are so disgusting with their love for each other, and I'm kicking my feet over it.

It's gonna be one of the fluffiest, sappiest, most saccharine chapter I think I've written.

... OF COURSE there will be smut after the wedding. They are gonna count the fucking seconds until they can rip each other's fancy fucking clothes off.

I can't work under these conditions. I'm supposed to be making invoices right now. Get me out of here. 😂

[tei-to-tei]

crying about everything, and absolutely nothing, all at the same time

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Okay, my last post before I give the blog back to Lofty! She's been making a surprise for you guys and I'm gonna spill it!

She's making a LU in Healthcare blog! Here it is @luinhealthcare

Merry Christmas, everyone!

[sga-owns-my-soul]

i was telling my partner about John's Super Special Night Light and how he was sleeping in a kids bed

and my partner goes "they never showed it but back on earth he had a race car bed. he's just more comfortable in it"

this is canon to me now

[forgotn1]

I usually really look forward to Thanksgiving and Christmas, as it means my family getting together for big holiday meals. But this year feels different. Everyone's got their own families now and aren't getting together like they used to. My mom will likely be with her fiance, my nephew, and their friends. My sister will be with her husband, daughters, and in-laws. I don't feel like I have a place this year.

[xcziel]

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[arcane-vagabond]

I think I might actually legitimately be at my limit. Like I think I've reached the end of my rope, actually

[freetobeafcknriot]

i don't have the brain power to elaborate on this with gifs but i was thinking about brellie!ben and viktor's scene in s2 as one does when the need to feel something arises and there's just something to be said about the act of offering comfort and understanding through touch in their case. all thorough that interaction, from when ben reaches out and puts his hand on vik's hand without an ounce of fear but rather with gentleness until viktor gets up while ben starts to fade away and their hands slip away from one another only to be shown moments later twitching as if wanting to reach out again and hold on. idk man there's just something so sweet and heartbreaking about all of it and justin and elliot's acting is so good, they spoke volumes and packed so much into the simple act of holding someone's─your brother's─hand.

and since i have a whole au where their soulmark manifests through physical contact you will surely excuse me for bawling on main. I love them your honor.

[catboyolli]

yay