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seveneyesoup · 3 years ago
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i see a lot of people saying this or that could kill a medieval peasant or a victorian child, and i feel we need to make an important distinction: medieval peasants watched executions for fun, and had absolutely no spices for their food. victorian children were very sheltered, and had cocaine and opium in every single medicine. a sour skittle could kill a medieval peasant. kin discourse could kill a victorian child.
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blue-baby-icicle-odinson · 3 years ago
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youchangedme · 4 years ago
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gay af for a man to attend the oscars. who's oscar? your boyfriend?
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puppyeared · 3 years ago
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places this gently on the floor and leaves
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fanficmemes · 3 years ago
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Authors 🤝 Readers
Go tf to sleep
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kinschi · 3 years ago
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Everyone's theorizing about Chat Blanc 2.0 meanwhile I'm waiting for Ladybug to get akumatized at some point
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mod2amaryllis · 3 years ago
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took a shot of some fancy liquor for the first time in my life cuz they brought it to us on the house and i didn't wanna be rude cuz it's bad enough we're american and oh god, oh my god it tastes so bad why do u guys like this my nose, my throat, oh no
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marciaillust · 3 years ago
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Goth surgeon from yesterday’s livestream! 🔪
twitter | instagram
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forestfolke · 4 years ago
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Maintenance 
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softestaura · 3 years ago
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Alexa Demie Leopard Limo photographed by Coughs
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dontmindmeinthegutter · 3 years ago
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I know there’s been posts about this floating around, but being bent over a surface so high you can barely keep your balance?? tottering on your tip-toes trying to support yourself while you’re being ploughed into from behind, each thrust so rough it lifts you off your feet even more?? till eventually you’re so overcome with pleasure you just take it take the loss of control and let go completely?? eyes rolled back, whimpering and gapsing, feet off the ground more than they’re on it, supported only by the rough pounding you’re getting and their hands gripping your hips tight enough to bruise, while they use you to get off??
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sunclown · 3 years ago
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Goes through the Coraline door where Oda made these 2 meet
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meru90 · 4 years ago
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choso is fun to draw ;w;;; 
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demonboyhalo · 3 years ago
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i'm fully under the impression that whenever techno wants to send a message to kirsten (ex. thanking her for a book recommendation or telling her his new potato bread recipe) he'll go out and find some corrupt monarchy to slaughter so that they'll take his messages to her in the afterlife
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yeniihuenii · 3 years ago
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Witherblade, like a flower
o!techno throughout the years
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timewcr · 3 years ago
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i feel like we’re underappreciating the comedic gold that is andrew “i confessed to killing my mother during a random team meeting” “i broke the arm of the mafia man threatening my sort-of-boyfriend on live tv” “i threatened to murder anyone who steps within 10 feet of me” “i went toe to toe against the japanese mafia for a couple of dumbass stick ball players” minyard being neil’s impulse control
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