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i see a lot of people saying this or that could kill a medieval peasant or a victorian child, and i feel we need to make an important distinction: medieval peasants watched executions for fun, and had absolutely no spices for their food. victorian children were very sheltered, and had cocaine and opium in every single medicine. a sour skittle could kill a medieval peasant. kin discourse could kill a victorian child.
#edit: i am aware victorian children died of factories and that medieval peasants had herbs. please stop telling me that#original tags:#likewise an execution would take a toll on you like as not as would a nice opium cocaine turpentine cough syrup and horse gargle#i��m not certain my history is right there but i’m sick of people saying lacroix could kill a victorian child like no#victorian medicine could kill a modern tumblr user#bc it was fuckin bad for you#but#anyway yeah medieval peasants saw some shit nov 5th would be easily handled
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#listen i dont care for loki/sylvie BUT you've gotta be thankful they didnt use actual mythology for inspiration when it comes to romance#it could have been...much worse#*cough* sleipnir *cough*#loki#marvel#loki laufeyson#mcu#loki show#the loki show#loki series#the loki series#incorrect loki laufeyson#loki spoilers#norse mythology#incorrect marvel
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gay af for a man to attend the oscars. who's oscar? your boyfriend?
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places this gently on the floor and leaves
#HI OWL HOUSE FANDOM....#I’ve been watching from the sidelines this whole time#unfortunately Disney XD does not show the episodes in order#and I’m not about to cough up $30 nonexistent dollars to watch it on Disney plus. so#I’ll figure something out sooner or later! ;]#anyway hunter reveal sealed the deal for me I’m very curious about this show and now 100% ready to throw myself into it#I didn’t actually draw his face and settled for the mask bc I feel bad doing that when I haven’t caught up so here’s my half assed meme#my art#myart#fanart#the owl house#toh#toh s2#toh golden guard#toh hunter#toh luz#luz noceda#why did I make this
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Authors 🤝 Readers
Go tf to sleep
#I make words real good tag#got a weird cough so now I can’t go to my weekly dnd planning session#I’m gonna commit a crime
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Everyone's theorizing about Chat Blanc 2.0 meanwhile I'm waiting for Ladybug to get akumatized at some point
#miraculous comic#miraculous ladybug#ml spoilers#ladybug#chat noir#alya cesaire#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#ml season 4#I mean yeah I know Chat has evey right to be upset and I'm looking forward to him calling out Ladybug#but I just wanted to draw it#Marinette's also dealing with a lot if stress#if she found out Alya told Nino#and Nino told Adrien#and she's hurting Chat by keeping the secrets#I's imagine she'd feel awful#(even though she has.a reason *cough* Chat Blanc *cough*)#idk just a little comic I wanted to draw#don't read too deep into it#kinschi draws
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took a shot of some fancy liquor for the first time in my life cuz they brought it to us on the house and i didn't wanna be rude cuz it's bad enough we're american and oh god, oh my god it tastes so bad why do u guys like this my nose, my throat, oh no
#i know acquired taste i know i know i know i know you are all fancier than me i get it i know i know#but consider#it tastes like spicy cough medicine#m2a
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Goth surgeon from yesterday’s livestream! 🔪
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#illustration#digital art#artists on tumblr#character art#marcia#the great ace attorney#dai gyakuten saiban#maria gorey#fanart#dgs fanart#tgaa fanart#COUGHS BLOOD//#I PAINTED SOMETHING AAAA#tgaa#dgs
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Maintenance
#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#portal#portal 2#glados#chell#fanart#sketches#been a hot minute since i've drawn these two together i think#didn't mean for this to be so tender but (coughs) my gay agenda#see u guys next week
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Alexa Demie Leopard Limo photographed by Coughs
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I know there’s been posts about this floating around, but being bent over a surface so high you can barely keep your balance?? tottering on your tip-toes trying to support yourself while you’re being ploughed into from behind, each thrust so rough it lifts you off your feet even more?? till eventually you’re so overcome with pleasure you just take it take the loss of control and let go completely?? eyes rolled back, whimpering and gapsing, feet off the ground more than they’re on it, supported only by the rough pounding you’re getting and their hands gripping your hips tight enough to bruise, while they use you to get off??
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Goes through the Coraline door where Oda made these 2 meet
#acelaw#lawace#op fanart#one piece#portgas d ace#trafalgar law#t4t the best form of love#cough cough#you wouldnt get it#ive been thinking about these 2 for 2 weeks now they wont leave !!!
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choso is fun to draw ;w;;;
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i'm fully under the impression that whenever techno wants to send a message to kirsten (ex. thanking her for a book recommendation or telling her his new potato bread recipe) he'll go out and find some corrupt monarchy to slaughter so that they'll take his messages to her in the afterlife
#techno staring down at a duke: ur the guy who hoarded preserved food during that famine 3 winters ago right?#duke staring up at a 7 ft tall crown and skull wearing king drenched in blood: 🤐#techno casually pointing the axe that's as wide as he is at the dukes head: are you?#duke literally staring a god of blood: YES I CONFESS DEAR PRIME PLEASE SPARE ME#techno already pulling out his annotated copy of sapphos poems: cool so when u see the lady of death can u give her this.#tell her my book club *cough* i mean the Syndicate liked her recommendation a lot#duke: ...what#techno: if the reaper that guides ur soul picks a fight about u taking a book with u just tell xem that Techno killed you#duke: WHA- [axe swing]#technoblade#mcyt#dream smp#lady death#mumza#dsmp#philza
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Witherblade, like a flower
o!techno throughout the years
#mcyt#technoblade#origins smp#osmp#witherblade#mcytblr#moneyoniis#if u can interpret the story dat means i did a good job at narration HAAJHWJW#theres lotsa symbolisms here as well#he coughing out liquid ash on the 4th panel
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i feel like we’re underappreciating the comedic gold that is andrew “i confessed to killing my mother during a random team meeting” “i broke the arm of the mafia man threatening my sort-of-boyfriend on live tv” “i threatened to murder anyone who steps within 10 feet of me” “i went toe to toe against the japanese mafia for a couple of dumbass stick ball players” minyard being neil’s impulse control
#like i understand that neil is the more impulsive one#(cough) calling out the aforementioned japanese mafia on live tv#but andrew has had his fair share of unhinged moment#s#and we should appreciate him more!#aftg#all for the game#andreil#andrew minyard#neil josten#the foxhole court
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