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varteeny1234 · 13 days ago

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It continues! Lmao

Chapter Summary:

Doc is told what's happening but because it's the decepticons, everything goes wrong and also they lie a lot scrapper is wonderful though

Chapters: 2/?

Words: 1201

Chapter warnings: none

Hello transformers fandom AGAIN!

Once he met eyes with Doc, Megatron's scowl morphed into a more neutral, unreadable expression. "Welcome back. This... being, that you've brought back with you, says he has questions for me? I hope he won't waste my time."

Starscream didn't relax, but he laughed. "Ha-ha, I am sure your time will be well spent, Lord Megatron! Doc here has a very interesting story to tell you."

The room fell silent, and even the group of green robots had stopped arguing, now gazing curiously at him. Everyone was looking at Doc, waiting for him to say something.

He coughed. "Well, I don't exactly know what happened, but somehow I have managed to transport myself from my own home dimension into yours, this one. I tried to ask two others for help before Starscream's group found me, but they were quite hostile. I found out later that they were Autobots, and that you are enemies." A red and black robot and a bluish-purple robot, both only slightly taller than Doc himself, had appeared in the room at some point and were whispering between themselves. One of them snickered.

Megatron, to his credit, did not react other than a raised eyebrow ridge. Or, it looked like that at least. "Well, I don't know how you ended up here either, but yes, the Autobots are our cruel enemies. It is fortunate that we were able to find you before any significant harm could come to you. You may end up being a valuable asset to the Decepticon cause, after all."

The red-and-black robot snorted, and then pushed the blue one to the ground, making a loud clang. Doc winced, and Megatron sighed. It was uncanny, the resemblance between this giant robot's expression and Impulse's when Pearl and Grian were off causing general mayhem- some bizarre combination of frustration, disappointment, and tiredness.

The smaller bots didn't really seem to care, though, their giggling having now morphed into a shouting match.

"Frenzy, Rumble. Desist," Soundwave said from behind him.

Shockingly, they did.

"Sorry, boss!" Both of them saluted, one elbowing the other in the side, before scampering out of the room to wherever it was they lurked. Doc had a sinking feeling that that place was the ventilation system.

He continued speaking. "I'm hoping that someone here is experienced in interdimensional travel. I am also willing to work with you in the event of another Autobot attack, since there is a chance that they will want to know what I want. For some reason, they thought I was already working with you before I even knew who any of you were. They wanted to know how I acquired the technology for my arm."

Megatron gave him a curious look, raising an eyebrow- well, it looked like he was raising an eyebrow. One of the green robots walked over to him. Doc transformed his arm into its gun form, grinning.

"That's relatively advanced technology- you say you're from another dimension? Are body parts like this standard for the populace, or is it just a personal preference?"

"Nah, mechanical parts aren't uncommon, but it's not really something everyone has. For me, I lost my arm after a fight with a god. I replaced it with a mechanical version, and recently upgraded it so that it could transform like this. I've never met anyone else with that kind of tech, though. But I don't meet a lot of new people... maybe I could stand to try and do that some more..." He trailed off, turning his arm back.

"I'm sorry, you lost your arm how?!" Starscream was gaping at him. The blue airplane robot laughed.

"In a fight with a god, Primus, Starscream, weren't you paying any attention-"

"Thundercracker-" Thundercracker, so that's what his name was "-shut UP!" Starscream moved to march over to him, but was stopped by Skywarp sticking out a leg and tripping him. "Skywarp, don't you whistle innocently like you did nothing, we all know exactly what you did, you weren't subtle at ALL when you tripped me-"

"I didn't do anything. I don't know what you're talking about."

Doc tuned out the rest of their bickering. His focus returned to the green robot, who was now looking at his arm from as close of a distance as possible without actually touching him. Hey, at least he had a little bit of self-restraint!

"This is absolutely fascinating, for an earthling. Are you from Earth? Is that what you call your home planet in your dimension?"

Surprisingly, he realized he'd never thought of that. "I... don't actually know what our planet is called. I don't even know if we have other planets at all, or if we just have the one. The place I'm from is called Hermitcraft."

"I've never heard of such a place! So, you transported yourself from this Hermitcraft place to our dimension, and request our assistance in returning?"

Doc nodded. "I hope you all can help. I could probably find a way back myself, but learning both the laws of physics and how to bend them in this strange place would take time. In return, of course, I would be happy to help the Decepticons in fighting the Autobots."

"Excellent! First, allow me to show you some of the things us Constructicons have been working on- my name is Scrapper, by the way."

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After some time spent being shown all sorts of strange technology, and some more explaining from a very enthusiastic, bordering-on-overdramatic Starscream about how evil and deceitful and awful and ruthless and cruel and many other negative adjectives the Autobots were, Doc found himself both more and less comfortable in the Decepticon headquarters.

No one was fighting, exactly, (other than Rumble and Frenzy, who had indeed fallen out of the ceiling vent and onto Starscream in the middle of a speech about a time he'd nearly lost his life to a crazy Autobot named Wheeljack, who barely touched an energy harvester and it exploded) but there was a very obvious sense of don't mess with your superiors, or anyone you don't think you can beat in a fight. Doc didn't think he'd lose outright, but he was still mostly made of flesh and about the size of these robots' arms. Not a chance he was willing to take!

At least he knew who everyone was, and where they tended to keep inside this base. The Constructicons could almost always be found in this laboratory- useful information for Doc, since he needed to know where to find them if he ever needed their help with a machine, which would be often if his prediction was correct. And he was never wrong.

What was surprising, of course, was that there wasn't really a solid, long-term plan to defeat the Autobots once and for all other than 'fight them and hope we win'. Everyone relied on the spontaneity of entirely new plans almost weekly. Miraculously, they weren't dead yet.

Doc had a suspicion that the Autobots functioned with a similar method...

At least this meant that anything he came up with wouldn't be bound to a preexisting plan structure that would have to be carefully woven in.

And he already had some ideas forming.

#hermitcraft #docm77 #hermitfic #hermitshipping #ratchet #transformers g1 #maccadam #my stuff #transformers #v's crackship series #docratch

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thegoldenshi-shi · 7 months ago

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so I had a headcanon from a while back that Bumblebee and Cliffjumper are brothers but where both in separete times of "birth".

Like Bumblebee coming into existence during the day while Cliffjumper came around... I believe sunset?

keep in mind, this was my take of that comic piece of both Bumblebee and Cliffjumper.

so by that piece alone, I had a headcanon that there was a third that was "born" during.... some time in the night?

But the catch was that they only looked vaguely familiar from their two older brothers in some cases but very rarely. Hardly outspoken, if they ever spoke at all. Most forget that he's even there due to how silent this guy is and is known to have taken down guys three maybe four times his size.

(he may look like a tiny helpless creature but Primus help anyone that tries to assert their power over this guy. He may be tiny but he is very mighty and his only true best friend is an axe.)

so really it's The SunShined Bee, The Red Demon (or Devil?) and The Dual-Horned Creature of The Night.

Wow, you've put a lot of thought into this.

I've always struggled with creating, much less sharing, any fan character ideas so they're very interesting to me.

I know that in Transformers, split-spark twins exist *cough Sunny and Sides cough* but I don't see why triplets couldn't exist the same way. And I also felt that Cliffjumper was born a little later in the day than Bumblebee from the comic.

Regardless, I'm sure that you'll have a lot of fun out of the third mystery sibling you've created.

#anon ask #hello anon #not sure how to tag this one #anon headcanon/oc?#idk #transformers

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cliffandthekid-archive · 1 year ago

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@forgedwrecker started following you

"...so what can I say, except, you're welcome~! For the wonderful world you know, there's no need to pray, it's okay, you're w-" Cliffjumper abruptly cuts himself off and coughs, blinking at the bot he'd just realized had entered the main bay. "Uh. Mornin', Ultra Magnus."

#greeter #forgedwrecker #(hello!)

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sternerstufftoys · 2 years ago

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Top of the Bots 2022

#4: Buzzworthy Bumblebee Goldbug

Oh, the fuss I made. Oh the very depths of anguish I dug from... only for this set to not be nearly so scarce as was first feared. But I think I can remain blameless (as well as charming and very handsome) in this; the previous Buzzworthy four-pack had been pretty hard to source, and absolutely no hint was given on this one until the 11th hour whether Goldbug would be using the Beetle or not-Beetle version of the mould, where it would be available from and for how much... and then was sold out from IDT within a the space of a squirrel's cough. An emotional wreck was I.

And honestly? It's not perfect even now. I'd have liked a bit more deep blue on there, perhaps the legs and forearms, the alt mode doesn't quite fit together right... but who am I kidding, I absolutely love this thing. It's not just nostalgia for the G1 toy which I had but lost as a kid (something of a shorter, less emotionally fraught version of my Thunderwing sob story) but also that honestly, the Cliffjumper/Bumblebee mould is actually really good. And this is pretty much going to be the last word in G1 styled Goldbugs pretty much forever now. If this really is the last word in the contentious licensing deal with Volkswagen, then it ended on a very, very pleasing note.

I never much cared about getting Bumblebee in the first place. Goldbug is where it's at.

#3: Legacy Jhiaxus

Funny thing, that. Everything about this toy screams that it should never have been made - a mismatched colour scheme that is more Bozo The Clown than Sinister Space Dictator, a scrunched up face based on some of the worst excesses of 90s comic design, that awkward translucent white plastic that was so objectionable on Siege Apeface, and the fact that Jhiaxus was never actually that big a deal to anyone outside us turbo-nerds.

But it works. Even the alt mode works, daft as it is. As with Goldbug, this is a definitive version of the character. We're unlikely to ever see Jhiaxus toys again, but boy howdy did they ever pull an absolute blinder with this. The robot mode has a towering stature beyond the simple voyager price point, it has poise, grace, and articulation that sets it apart from most others. And opening hands! What luxury! Not even Cyclonus got opening hands! I want every voyager to have opening hands, and it'll be a serious disappointment every time we get one that doesn't.

#top of the bots 2022 #transformers #maccadam #toy review #toy photography #jhiaxus #goldbug #bumblebee

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short-circuit-the-great · 1 year ago

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I will be updating DS again after classes today. We are on fire like Knock Out's mother.

Here is a snippet:

From Hex Invictus Chapter 4, "The Cybertron Affair"

“Now,” Scattershield said, turning his attention back to Frostjam and the others, “come with us, people of Cybertron.”

“When you address us that way, you make it sound like we’re the only people on Cybertron,” Cliffjumper said.

“Are you not?” Scattershield said. “The way your war has been going on for four million years, I find it difficult to imagine there is anyone else left.”

“There are lots of people left,” Cliffjumper said, “and that’s why we need your help. The Autobots have–”

Blender coughed emphatically.

“I mean, our team has come here to ask that you–”

“Save it for First Senator Warp Drive,” Scattershield said. “Even if I were to care about your planet’s predicament, her word carries more power than mine. First Senator Warp Drive is the one you must make your case to. And make it well, Cybertronian.”

His optics burned into Cliffjumper’s. “Make. It. Well.”

#fic writing #transformers dying sun #tf fan continuity #my snippets #tf fanfic #transformers fanfiction #maccadam

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nomaishuttle · 1 year ago

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under the cut bc its long but im just copy and pasting this persons abt bc its literally EXACTLY what i was talking abt.

If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music...

If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon...

If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer...

If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...

If it broke your heart when your favorite one died...

... and you cheered like Hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...

... Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye.

Optimus taught me how to be a leader Arcee taught me how to care for people Bumblebee taught me that no matter how young you are, you can be strong Bulkhead taught me that brains aren’t everything Wheeljack taught me that it’s ok to do your own thing Ratchet taught me that a medic is just as important as a solider Ultra Magnus taught me to have standards Smokescreen taught me to be confident Cliffjumper taught me to be brave Megatron taught me that anything is survivable Starscream taught me that it’s okay to get second chances Soundwave taught me that the quiets ones are sometimes the strongest Knockout taught me that it’s okay to want to look good Breakdown taught me to be strong no matter the situation Dreadwing taught me that family comes first Arachnid taught me not to betray the place where you are welcomed Skyquake taught me how to be loyal Steve taught me that even the minor roles matter Shockwave taught me how to be logical Predaking taught me how to be different

Normal girls (or boys) wanna marry boys (or girls), we wanna marry mechs (or femmes) [yknow for any bisexual or gays -like me-] Normal girls say good, we say Optimus Prime. Normal girls say evil, we say Lord Megatron. Normal girls say OMG, we say OMP. Normal girls Earth, we say Cybertron. Normal girls have hearts, we have sparks. Normal girls don't freak out when they see red and blue semis, we do. Normal girls say jets, we say seekers. Normal girls say aliens, we say Cybertronians. Normal girls say annoying, we say Starscream. Normal girls say sh*t, we say scrap. Normal girls drink alcohol, we drink energon. (*cough*High grade*cough-cough*) Normal girls say f***, we say frag. Normal girls say heart attack, we say spark attack. Normal girls say children, we say sparklings. Normal girls say Husbands (or wives), we say Sparkmates.

97% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a tower about to jump. If you are the 3% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses, screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!" Copy and paste this on your "About Me" if you're that 3%. As a Transfan

-You call your computer Teletran 1. -Names enemies after Decepticons and/or Autobots. -Uses a Transformers reference whenever possible. -Whenever talking too fast, says you're talking like Blurr. -Whenever you hear the word Soundwave, you cringe. (I swear he's spying on us all! Trust no one unless you know for sure they're a Transfan or an Autobot!) -Will never look at a boombox the same ever again. (I keep thinking it's either Blaster or Soundwave) -You never try to look at a GMC Truck funny, since your afraid it's Ironhide. -You have dreams where you are in the Transformers world. (And when you wake up ur just like </3 it was just a dream) -You've watched Transformers at least 20 times, even more. -You pray to Primus. -You freak out whenever you see a cop car hiding in the shadows, thinking it's Barricade. -You don't call people creepers or stalkers, you call them Decepticreeps and/or Autoscums. -You have joined any Transformers fan clubs. -You've tried to do Jet Judo, and succeeded -You've tried Jet Judo, and failed hard core XD. -You sing the Transformers theme song everywhere and anywhere. -You were about to cry when Bumblebee was about to die in DOTM. (I actually did cry in that scene and the one where Sentinel Prick murdered Ironhide D': ) -You blame Blackout for most power outages. -You think that the world is going to end by a Decepticon invasion. (Yes I'm paranoid about this possibly happening) -You get annoyed when you say Unicron, and people think you just said Unicorn. -You think that every evil person in the world is either a Decepticon agent, or a Pretender -You think that when the Autobots win the war, it should be declared a national holiday. (OF COURSE! They deserve to be recognised for their achievements and saving all of us!) -You think the Government is hiding the Autobots somewhere. (They freaking have to be I just know it!) -You go to visit Hoover Dam to make sure Megatron's all comfy cozy in layers of ice. -You annoy your friends and family with your constant Transformers talk. (*sigh* I do...) -Whenever your friends say the worst thing happened, you ask if Decepticons attacked them. -You wish your phone was a Transformer. -You have seen all of the original G1 series and the animated movie (I own them on DVD)

#replace the awful transformers terms with Actual xenophobia and racism. and then its a bunch of hetalia copypastas

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luna-moonpack · 2 years ago

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Birthday Gift

Summary: It was Jazz's birthday- so they decided to celebrate but Prowl has a gift he wants to give him along with some friends.

Type: Smut

Requested by @canikostar99 on Ao3.

It was Jazz’s birthday and Jazz being Jazz, He decided to have a party. He invited everybot and reassured bots there would be low & high energon. Jazz was talking to Cliffjumper about missions they’ve had, Prowl was talking to Scrapper about stuff, “So what are you going to give Jazz for his b-day?” Scrapper asked curiously. Prowl was tipsy at this point but thought about it, He remembered Jazz had a size kink and they hadn’t been fragged for a while due to missions. “Well, I do have a gift in mind- If your team is willing to help of course,” Prowl spoke happily, Scrapper smiled “It depends on what the gift is,” Scrapper said simply.

*flashback*

Prowl collapsed beside Jazz venting heavily on their shared berth, “Not bad, Prowl.” Jazz chuckled as he vented heavily. “Not bad? I made you overload 3 times.” Prowl smirked confidently, and Jazz laughed before grabbing a tissue and cleaning each other up. “Hey, can I ask you something?” Jazz asked after a few moments of silence, “Yeah?” Prowl asked curiously as he felt Jazz clean up his regions. “Would you be okay if we did a gangbang? Not now. Just at some point.” Jazz asked Prowl, Prowl thought about it. “Sure, as long as they're clean and won’t go too rough on you.” Prowl said as he thought it’d be fun someday.

*flashback end*

“Well, Uh…” Prowl hesitated for a second, “Jazz has been wanting to do a gangbang.” Prowl said clearly this caught Scrapper by surprise and he nearly choked on his energon. “Didn’t think you’d be so straightforward.” Scrapper coughed, “But I’ll talk to the others about it and I’ll text ya.” Scrapper said simply after clearing his throat. They talked a bit more before Jazz came stumbling over, “WHOO! This party is Lit! Thank Primus! Iḿ a party master!” Jazz whooed drunkenly as he put a shoulder on Prowl’s shoulder. Prowl chuckled softly, “Tomorrow tonight? For the gift? If you can.” Prowl asked, getting a nod from Scrapper causing a smile to grow on Prowl’s faceplate. “Alright, SweetSpark. Let’s get you home.” Prowl said as he held onto Jazz’s arm and got up, He quickly thanked everyone for coming to Jazz’s Birthday party. Prowl wrapped an arm around Jazz’s waist to support him more, They headed home.

Prowl opened the door while supporting Jazz's balance, He helped Jazz into the house. "We're home. It's time for you to catch some recharge.” Prowl said as he led Jazz to the berth and laid Jazz onto the berth. Prowl turned off the lights and laid down beside Jazz, they cuddled together and fell into recharge. They woke up after a few hours of recharge, They talked a bit waiting for a new mission/assignment. “Jazz, I have a surprise for you- after your mission and after my work,” Prowl spoke simply, “What type of surprise?” Jazz asked with his usual smirk. “A ‘fun’ type of surprise,” Prowl smirked and winked at Jazz before pulling him close by the hips, placing a kiss on his dermas. Jazz kissed back before his commlink notified him of his new mission, and he pulled away “Gotta blast.” Jazz said with a smirk before pulling away from Prowl and heading out the door. Jazz loved being held by the taller mech and his strong arms- he shook his helmet and continued to drive to his mission. Prowl smiled slightly before he pulled out his phone and began to text Scrapper.

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P-‘Hey, Did you talk with your team?’

’They’re all down for a good night. We can do it at our shared place.’-S

P- ‘That’s perfect. We’ll see you at 8?’

‘Perfect! We’ll get everything set up! See ya.’-S

P- ‘see ya.’

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Prowl put his phone away and received his mission, he quickly headed off to his mission. While on Prowl's mission, Scrapper would text Prowl some details from time to time while Prowl worked- he was used to multitasking. They discussed a safe word and talked about turn-ons and offs for everyone- thankfully they had things in common such as a size kink. Prowl pushed some cons that he caught into cells, filled out the reports he needed to do, and headed back home. Prowl's always home before Jazz, which gave him time to prepare stuff. Prowl went into Jazz's closet, he looked around before finding the chest. Prowl opened the chest to find Cybertronian vibrators/dildos, blindfolds, headphones, Fluffy handcuffs, and other toys. Prowl grabbed a few toys and sanitized them before placing them into a bag, He kept the blindfold out so he could use it on Jazz while heading over to Scrapper's place.

After a few hours- it was 7:30, Jazz arrived home and headed off to find Prowl. Jazz wandered into the berthroom, “Prowl?” Jazz called out looking around the room before seeing Prowl walk out of the washroom. “Hey, SweetSpark!” Prowl spoke as he placed down the bag and walked over to Jazz, hugging him. “Ready for your surprise? It’s not far from here.” Prowl asked, “Yeah!” Jazz said with a sly smirk. Prowl smiled, he grabbed the blindfold and put it over Jazz's optics. Prowl then took Jazz over to the Constructicons' place, "Okay, Don't take it off yet." Prowl said as he led him inside the house. "So, Jazz. Do you remember the time you asked for a gang bang?" Prowl asked in hopes he remembered, "Uh, Yeah. Why?" Jazz asked curiously before lifting the blindfold to see the Constructicons all together. "Well, I thought we could do it since it was your birthday." Prowl explained as he was pulled into a hug by the small mech. “Let’s get this party started!” Jazz said happily, Prowl smiled softly. They quickly went over things and made a safe word that worked for them all.

[*Smut begins*]

Prowl pulls Jazz into a deep yet passionate makeout while Scrapper hugs Jazz from behind, slightly crouching to apply kisses along with sucks on Jazz’s neck cables softly. Bonecrusher got behind Prowl kissing and sucking his neck cables, Scrapper started to nibble on his neck cable causing a small groan to come from Jazz as he separated from Prowl. Bonecrusher bit down Prowl's neck cables earning a groan from Prowl as He felt servos exploring his frame, Jazz smirked seeing servos going down his lover's frame. They were both charged due to what the constructicons' are doing. Jazz blushed feeling big servos slowly slid down his frame, Mixmaster walked over to Jazz and started to kiss him while his servos gripped Jazz's hips earning a muffled groan from the smaller mech. Hook began to kiss Prowl while rubbing the mech's sensitive chassis earning a groan from Prowl while Bonecrusher's servos had found their way to Prowl's panels.

Jazz pulled away from the kiss and smirked, "Just frag me already." Jazz spoke. "Patience Jazz," Mixmaster spoke as their servos teasingly rubbed against Jazz's panels before Jazz opened them. Hook pulled away from the kiss and started to kiss and slightly nip Prowl's chassis, earning another groan, "be a good mech and open your panels." Bonecrusher spoke which was followed by a 'click' of Prowl's panels opening. Jazz was pushed onto a berth, Mixmaster got onto his knees admiring Jazz's valve. Mixmaster leaned in and started to lick his valve while using his bigger servos to hold Jazz's legs apart, Jazz was more charged seeing how big Mixmaster's servos were and feeling the pleasure from his valve being licked. Prowl was pushed onto another Berth, Bonecrusher lowered himself admiring Prowl's spike before taking it into his intake while hook climbs on top of Prowl kissing him and massaging his sensitive chassis earning groans from Prowl.

Scrapper took Jazz's spike in his intake, his tongue wrapped around Jazz's spike earning groans and grunts from the small mech. Hook soon got off of Prowl and went to his valve. Hook licked his digits before he slipped two digits inside Prowl's valve earning a loud groan from the mech. The constructicons continued to eat out/Suck the small mechs below them, listening to the adorable noises they made. Bonecrusher bobbed his helm up and down Prowl's spike quicker while Hook thrust his digits in and out of Prowl's valve, Scrapper began to deepthroat Jazz's spike. Knots began to form in Jazz's & Prowl's tanks as they were being pleased by the Constructicons. Prowl looked down at the two mechs before a blindfold covered his optics.

"Scrapper, told us everything," LongHaul spoke before grabbing headphones and putting them on Prowl. Jazz suddenly felt something, he saw Mixmaster biting on his tibulens leaving love bites there as he continued to thrust his digits in and out quicker. Jazz felt Mixmaster's digits brush up against the sensitive spot in his valve earning a louder groan from Jazz, Prowl was even more charged as he couldn't see what the mechs were doing. He suddenly felt Hook's digits brush up against the sensitive spot in his valve earning a louder groan from the mech as Bonecrusher wrapped his Glossa around Prowl's spike. They soon overload due to the constructicons' actions of pleasure.

Bonecrusher swallows Prowl's overload while Hook pulls out his digits, lapping up Prowl's overload. Scrapper drank all Jazz's overload, Mixmaster licked the juices off his digits then Jazz's valve. The constructicons decided to switch their subs. Scrapper and Mixmaster wandered over to Prowl's soaking valve, Scrapper kissed Prowl's dermas before replacing his lips with his Spike. Mixmaster rubbed his spike against Prowl's valve sending shivers up Prowl's back strut, Prowl was completely at their mercy. Prowl opened his intake and Scrapper’s spike slipped in, Mixmaster slowly slipped his spike into Prowl’s valve earning a muffled moan. Hook slipped his spike inside Jazz’s Intake- Jazz enjoyed how big and girthy it was, and Bonecrusher slipped his spike inside Jazz’s valve earning a loud yet muffled groan. Scrapper started to thrust at a decent pace while Mixmaster thruster at a slow yet careful pace. Scavenger and Long Haul watched Jazz and Prowl get their valves pleased while jerking each other off. Jazz's spike twitched as it ached for attention which caused Long Haul and Scavenger to have an idea.

Scavenger walked over to Jazz with a smirk, he rubbed Jazz's needy spike before climbing up Jazz and sliding their valve down Jazz's spike. Jazz's hips thruster up but was brought back down by Bonecrusher's servos gripping onto Jazz's sensitive hips. Long haul walked over to Prowl with a smirk, Prowl was at their mercy- they loved it. Long haul climbed on top of Prowl and slid his valve down Prowl's length. Prowl let out a muffled moan as his spike twitched inside Long Haul. Mixmaster picked up the pace slightly and Bonecrusher did the same, earning more moans from Jazz and Prowl. Scrapper grunted as he felt the pleasure from the vibration due to Prowl's moans, Hook grabbed Jazz's helm and forced his spike deeper inside Jazz's throat causing Jazz to gag. Hook thrust his spike in and out of Jazz's intake, and Jazz's processor started to go blank as Hook continued to abuse Jazz's intake. Jazz feeling Hook's spike thrust in and out his intake was captivating, Scavenger watched as he slowly bounced up and down Jazz's spike. Prowl lets out muffled moans as Long haul bounced up and down while Mixmaster began to mercilessly thrust deep and hard inside Prowl's soaking valve, Mixmaster let out a small groan as he felt Prowl's inner walls squeeze his spike.

They all kept up their work and soon they all overloaded. Jazz gaged again and tried to cough but his intake was still full as he felt Hook's warm load slip down his throat. Jazz vented heavily yet happily, "We're not done yet. One more surprise." Scavenger said as Jazz filled their valve with transfluid. Prowl had drunk Scrapper's transfluid, Mixmaster had filled Prowl's valve with Transfluid while Prowl had done the same to Long Haul. Long Haul took off Prowl's Headphones so Prowl could hear, "Everyone good for this one last overload?" Scrapper asked. "Green." Everyone said as an answer, The constructions all combined and turned into Devastator. "Catapult position," Devastator ordered which Prowl and Jazz did without question, Devastator knelt down and slipped in a single massive digit inside each of Prowl and Jazz's valves. Devastator didn't move till Jazz and Prowl gave a nod to continue, Devastator pulled their digits leaving the tip of their finger in before thrusting them back in. Devastator's other digits rubbed their anterior nodes earning moans from Jazz and Prowl out of pure pleasure. Devastator trusted his digits in their valves at a slow and steady pace as he didn't want to hurt them but soon picked up the pace, Jazz watched as Devastator's massive digit thrust in and out of his small valve. Jazz's valve tightened around Devastator's digit causing him to thrust more inside Jazz, Prowl soon had an Idea. "Let me get on top of Jazz while you do your magic~" Prowl groaned which caused Devastator to pick up Prowl since he couldn't see and place him on top of Jazz.

Jazz smiled at Prowl, "You're an amazing conjunx." Jazz praised as Devastator's digits continued to move in and out of them. "Anything for you, Sweetspark," Prowl spoke as he rubbed his spike against Jazz's- earning more moans, Devastator opened his panel and took his free servo, and began to stroke his spike while pleasing Jazz and Prowl together. After a few thrusts and strokes, Jazz came on Prowl's servo with him and they both came on Devastator's digits, and Devastator had overloaded on top of the two smaller mechs. Thankfully it wasn't too much as they'd be swimming in it, The constructicons had uncombined and taken Jazz and Prowl to go wash off. After washing off and Cleaning up, They all went on a giant berth and cuddled together. Jazz snuggled into Prowl, "Thank you for everything," Jazz mumbled, "Anything for you." Prowl spoke happily as the Constructicons had fallen into recharge with Jazz and Prowl following.

#transformers #transformers smut #transformers jazz x prowl #valveplug

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vierxi · 2 years ago

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Going to make a transformer au that mixes all the transformer media (hopefully). Watch me complicate everything by figuring out how everyone should act, watch all the media, make Headcanons, make women not be just eye candy (glares and points at Michael Bay), as well as give the gays a time to shine! Also not kill off the same guys again (*cough* Cliffjumper *cough* Blurr *cough* at least not immediately)

Augh, this is going to take forever to do but hell yeah let's go!!!

(Edit: I just remembered that Bumblebee in that movie apparently fought in WW2 ??? WHAT??? MICHAEL BAY WHAT???)

#maccadam #maccadam au #transformers #transformers au #fuck Michael Bay

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tech-obssessed-shark · 7 months ago

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Hehe

-Rodimus, Cliffjumper, Bumblebee, Mirage, and Smokescreen are adopted siblings (Adoption order from first to last: Bumblebee, Mirage, Cliffjumper, Smokescreen, Rodimus (as Hot Rod)) (Chaotic Siblings is their name)

That’s silly hehe- I’m kind of imagining Bumblebee being this silly little guy but when he’s with his bros he sometimes has to pull his “RID2015” side to get them to chill. It will be funny seeing them interact hehehe- Also having Cliffjumper as the middle child is so real because I feel he’s pretty forgotten about as a silly dude lol(Bee is bee, Mirage is in ROTB, Smokescreens in TFP, and Rodimus in G1, MTMTE, etc.).

-Knockout and Breakdown are conjunxed

YESSSSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSS- Sorry I love it when things are like in IDW and seeing KOBD together is great! They’re a pair that can’t be bought separately. I hope they have a nice little family (cough cough Wildbreak).

-Arcee is the mom/older sister of the Chaotic Siblings

Yeah I definitely see this, especially after watching TFP Arcee gahaha. I hope she can get a break some of the time lol.

-Knockout and Black Arachnia were the doctors that did the Triple Changer experiments, but only Black Arachnia's experiments survived (Astrotrain and Blitzwing)

Oooooo the tea! I wonder if Knockout feels anything because of this? Like is he upset that wasn’t as good as Arachnia? Does he even feel bad about experimenting on people and causing them to die? Or does he just pretend it doesn’t happen? Anyways Black Arachnia is a slay girlboss as always.

-Blitzwing and Astrotrain don’t have medical insurance/easy access to medical care (they don’t really like the medics the faction has…) so they just help each other out and do really desperate shit to make sure they don’t break apart

Hm, I wonder if either of them would specialize in fixing people? Or if they would have someone specific like Nickel to help them out? I know they can patch out each other but it’d probably help more if either had actual medical knowledge gahahaha.

-Blitzwing gets nightmares (paralysis dreams, experiment reliving, face shattering like glass, being helpless, etc)

Makes sense considering all he has been through. It’d be wild if he didn’t have any effects later.

-Black Arachnia, while looking like her TFA design, is not Elita One (Elita One is more similar to her pink designs).

Interestingggggg- That’ll be fun to see how exactly Black Arachnia came to be considering(I have only watched TFA Arachnia after all-)

-With Bumblebee and Astrotrain, at least one of them has to be alive. They can’t both be dead at the same time… unless I want to kill Blitzwing off in the darkest way (I won’t… for now)

NEVERRRRRRRRRRR

-The Allspark is Primus’s Spark

Yeah that makes sense considering it makes sense and wouldn’t question it if it was canon in some series.

-The Allspark can shatter

Wah oh, that’s no good.

-The Matrix can break into three pieces and still work (basically how Rodimus can be a Prime while Optimus is still alive)

YIPEEEEEE I do like having characters be alive. Though I wonder where would be the third piece of the Matrix? Hmmmm?

-Primus cries silvery tears that gives Cybertronians a bit of an “acid trip”

:0000000 RUNG HAS CRYSTAL METH EYES!

-Synth-En exists, and Ratchet has the only source of it (he makes it himself and keeps it himself)

Gahhhh Ratchet don’t be greedy!(Though I understand how dangerous it could be to just share that stuff around even if it is a replacement for food, could lead to a lot of issues)

-Dark Energon *might* exist, but it’s just a rumor

GAHAHAHAHAHA well if there’s a Unicron there’s a way

-the height ratio of Bumblebee to Blitzwing is proportional to the height ratio of Blitzwing to Astrotrain (Up to the hip)

Gahahahaha Bee’s tiny! Or Blitzys big! Either way it’s just a little silly haha.

-Astrotrain might be depressed

I am raising my eyebrow like the homophobic dog right now gahahaha- After all he’s been through it makes sense if he’s not the most mentally stable lol. Though it would be interesting to see how the mental issues of Blitzwing and Astrotrain diverge from their experiments.

TFFL FACTS PART TWO

-Rodimus, Cliffjumper, Bumblebee, Mirage, and Smokescreen are adopted siblings (Adoption order from first to last: Bumblebee, Mirage, Cliffjumper, Smokescreen Rodimus (as Hot Rod)) (Chaotic Siblings is their name)

-Knockout and Breakdown are conjunxed

-Arcee is the mom/older sister of the Chaotic Siblings

-Knockout and Black Arachnia were the doctors that did the Triple Changer experiments, but only Black Arachnia's experiments survived (Astrotrain and Blitzwing)

-Blitzwing gets nightmares (paralysis dreams, experiment reliving, face shattering like glass, being helpless, etc)

-Black Arachnia, while looking like her TFA design, is not Elita One (Elita One is more similar to her pink designs).

-With Bumblebee and Astrotrain, at least one of them has to be alive. They can’t both be dead at the same time… unless I want to kill Blitzwing off in the darkest way (I won’t… for now)

-The Allspark is Primus’s Spark

-The Allspark can shatter

-The Matrix can break into three pieces and still work (basically how Rodimus can be a Prime while Optimus is still alive)

-Primus cries silvery tears that gives Cybertronians a bit of an “acid trip”

-Synth-En exists, and Ratchet has the only source of it (he makes it himself and keeps it himself)

-Dark Energon *might* exist, but it’s just a rumor

-the height ratio of Bumblebee to Blitzwing is proportional to the height ratio of Blitzwing to Astrotrain (Up to the hip)

-Astrotrain might be depressed

BELIEVE IT OR NOT THERE WILL BE A PART THREE

#transformers #tffl #transformers: first labyrinth #transformers au #transformers fan continuity #hehe #mutual

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