#*ckg

[gearinsitu]

Biblio techa! NEW knife, to me! Loving the action and feel of my first GM. #giantmouseknives #ckg #giantmouseacebiblio #canadaknifeandgear #victorinox #myvictorinox #sak4edc #sakallday #vintagesak #Leathermantools #leathermansignal #olight #olightbaton #everydaycarry #edcgear #edc #edccommunity #micarta #micartamonday https://www.instagram.com/p/CneuSYsOElX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ckgcashking]

it’s official‼️‼️‼️ CKG Entertainment presents: our first CKG mixtape dropping in march! 3/20/23 #4myfans #mixtape #volume1 SHOUTOUT TO EVERYBODY SHOWING LOVE AND SUPPORT AND TRYING TO HELP US REACH OUR GOALS FR! this one is for y’all! this one of for my haters and for my fans! this one is for my day1s and for all the mfs who switched up on me! this mixtape is a duo collab that consists of 10 tracks (all unreleased) featuring ckg cashking x Ckg V'Demon! 2023 is going to be the year that we reach the world with our music, 2023 is the year we go GLOBAL! we can’t do any of this without your help so shoutout to the people who have listened to my music/followed me/showed love throughout the years! it’s only up from here! *bad love* music video dropping in march! (release date will be posted soon!) we been working hard to get this one out for you guys! i hope y’all enjoy it as much as i enjoyed creating this masterpiece for y’all! this is the first of many and definitely not the last so stay tuned for more and follow me on all social media! MY MUSIC IS AVAILABLE ON ALL PLATFORMS! https://youtube.com/@ckgcashking179 soundcloud.com/ckgx #ckg #mixtape #cover #vol1 #4myfans (at Worcester, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpOPzgtLTQ9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[azenzeph]

Tired video game doodles

[callsign-relic]

NOO I’M STILL ME I CAN FIT BOOBS IN THERE TOO.. that’s the luxury suite but they’ve been empty for so long they’re all cold and full of cobwebs and dust bunnies :( nobody lives near his spark -ckg

HAHAHAHDHHDHEHEHE

his poor titties in a state of disrepair…. What a sorry sight

[nvathuw]

OBS Master vs VCS Host be like

[arigatonamuse]

tempted to do an "A3 charas as famous paintings" thing now based on the latest gacha so uh

if anyone has any ideas for matches lmk?

(it'd probs be all european paintings bc all cards in the set have european paintings? (Kumon - likely Dutch (Van Gogh) | Sakuya - Norwegian (Munch) | Azuma - Dutch (Vermeer)) and also i'm stronger in that area but if anyone has non european suggestions that fit please do share them w me too)

[liar-night]

on the itaru cuck agenda again. this is my illustrated diagram of the ideal chikaitatsuzu dynamic

[ckgcashking]

they know that we next up, i go crazy w it i’m w @jovenn_beats x @_.vdemon._ it’s lit 🔥 • • #studiovibes #jovenn #upcomingartist #worcesterhiphop #massart #ckg #cbr (at Worcester, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/Coxmw75Jrr4/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ddrqoyote]

173 Influential SCPs

I went to SCPper, found the most upvoted articles by users who've made at least one SCP, and sorted by time. These aren't necessarily the 173 best articles on the site, but I think they're likely to be the most influential. Longtime fans have probably read most or all of these but maybe this could be a starting point for newcomers.

I think sorting by time is important because the Foundation's been around almost 17 years. Writers come and go, trends come and go, new writers are influenced by what came before, and later articles are often longer and more complex than earlier ones. Just sorting by most upvoted bounces you around time; on the main wiki you read mostly series 1 articles then get dunked into SCP-5000. I hope this is a more natural progression, and that by the end people have more context for what's going on.

Using upvotes from writers only is important because the more writers like an article, the more likely later SCPs are to be influenced by it, so those articles are more likely to be important for understanding the wiki as a whole.

I might do an alternate version of this list that replaces the extremely long articles with shorter SCPs.

If you have trouble understanding one of the articles (some of the later ones get LONG), look it up on r/SCPDeclassified. If you would prefer audio narration/explanations, The Exploring Series and TheVolgun are both excellent. And of course, make sure to look in the sidebar on the wiki for guides, lists and explanations.

SERIES IV AND LATER ARE IN REBLOGS DUE TO TUMBLR'S POST LIMIT

Series I Era

SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original

SCP-093 - Red Sea Object

SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine

SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile

SCP-055 - [unknown]

SCP-914 - The Clockworks

SCP-085 - Hand-drawn "Cassy"

SCP-184 - The Architect

SCP-231 - Special Personnel Requirements

SCP-990 - Dream Man

SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster

SCP-835 - Expunged Data Released

SCP-701 - The Hanged King's Tragedy

SCP-586 - Inscribable Object

SCP-610 - The Flesh that Hates

Log of Anomalous Items Vol I

SCP-087 - The Stairwell

SCP-049 - Plague Doctor

Revised Entry

Document Recovered from the Marianas Trench

SCP-426 - I am a Toaster

SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"

SCP-106 - The Old Man

SCP-140 - An Incomplete Chronicle

Kill 682

SCP-001-Bright - The Factory

SCP-666-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell

SCP-895 - Camera Disruption

SCP-5308-J - The Collection

SCP-8900-EX - Sky Blue Sky

black white black white black white black white black white gray

Eldritch Application

Nobody Knows

SCP-871 - Self-Replacing Cake

SCP-001-Mann - The Spiral Path

Series II Era

SCP-1000 - Bigfoot

SCP-902 - The Final Countdown

SCP-993 - Bobble the Clown

Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't."

SCP-001-Swann - The Database

Bees

SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

10:30 A.M.

Ethics Committee Orientation

SCP-1959 - The Lost Cosmonaut

SCP-____-J - Procrastinati

SCP-1048 - Builder Bear

SCP-001-EX-J - Records of the CKG Gathering

SCP-1893 - The Minotaur's Tale

SCP-1983 - Doorway to Nowhere

SCP-1733 - Season Opener

SCP-1230 - A Hero is Born

SCP-1322 - Glory Hole

SCP-1370 - Pesterbot

SCP-1193 - Buried Giant

SCP-1545 - Larry the Loving Llama

SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"

SCP-even number-J - An [Adjective] [Animal]

SCP-1867 - A Gentleman

SCP-1609 - The Remains of a Chair

SCP-1440 - The Old Man from Nowhere

SCP-1425 - Star Signals

SCP-1173 - The Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace

SCP-1171 - Humans Go Home

SCP-1678 - UnLondon

UIU Orientation

SCP-1437 - A Hole to Another Place

SCP-1958 - Magic Bus

Quiet Days

Why Change?

SCP-186 - To End All Wars

Treats

SCP-348 - A Gift from Dad

SCP-1295 - Meg's Diner

SCP-1342 - To the Makers of Music

SCP-1504 - Joe Schmo

The Executions of Doctor Bright

SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0

The Young Man

wowwee go kill ursefl

[callsign-relic]

ok so using a human height of 72 inches and a vulva length of 5 inches, and a cityformer megatron height of 120,000 inches, i have calculated that his valve is approx. 694 feet tall or about half the size of the empire state building. i then multiplied by 1.25x for spike size as well = 867. in conclusion: severe flood warning, evacuate asap -ckg

my god…. his pussy is a complex cave system

[nvathuw]

i drew miu iruma

[marnamaaa]

Sergei thì mình nghĩ là sang hoặc sinh

Nikita thì là nguyên

Kolya là Khang/Nghĩa

Nadya là Như

Katya có thể là Khanh

Dima là Dũng (maybe)

Yana là Yến

Ivan/Vanya là Vũ

Tsar thì là Trung hoặc Tuấn

I'd like to think sanya's viet nam being Sang Anh (im bad at names sorry) and then yura gonna uhhh đọc lái thành anh sang

[monarch-moon]

I FU CKG E D UP THE C ODE I WAS T RYING TO DO LA YERED IM AGES FOR THE SPRITES ON RE NPY I;'M P IS SI GN

[alabaster-the-crow]

Halloween Divination Request

CKG, Aries, and Stars.

Question: What would help to make things unstuck spiritually?

Hopefully did that right, tried to follow the Halloween thing, thank you either way. :)

Perfect! Happy Halloween and thank you for your question.

ACE OF CLUBS, 3 OF CLUBS, 9 OF DIAMONDS, THE JOKER

Rekindle old practices and experiment in adjusting them to your own needs. Be independent in your path, don't rely too much on what others are teaching you, make your own safe space. Most importantly, if there is something in your spiritual journey that is holding you back, let it go. There is no point holding onto spiritual endeavors that do not spark joy.

[lilybug-02]

Soulwich. Sandwich but with souls.

Chara: You people are f*ckg insane.

Susie: …But aren’t you curious what it would taste like?

Kris: Yeah that’s true…

Chara: NO???