#*Sigh

[mikonez]

the cold calculated demeanor of someone not to fuck with

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[windwenn]

Bugs

[scentedluminarysoul]

When I got my cat they were almost an adult. They're a rescue and lived in a shelter for all their life before I adopted them, so I guess they were used to eating quickly and not having good food?

Anyway, there was this wet food, beef in tomato sauce. And the creature would leave their feeding spot looking like a blood bath. I still have red specks about a meter high on the wall

[drathym]

more helena

kinda made her hair too messy but its watevs!

[preggomancer]

real quick.

I've seen a lot of people on here responding to the recent news that america has decided to fuck everyone forever, and here's my two cents.

I completely understand if people feel personally uncomfortable engaging with pregnancy content considering what's on the line. Much love to all who can't engage in this space right now, truly.

At the same time, it's important to remember that literally all sexual content is, and always has been, politicized. You are not a bad person for engaging with a fetish. Sexual fantasy does not represent your morality and indulging in those fantasies in a safe and consensual manner is not an immoral act.

You are not a bad person for being horny while bad things are happening. You are not a bad person for not feeling bad 100% of the time because bad things are happening. The world sucks shit and it is your duty to wrest joy out of its slimy grasp.

Most importantly: we must not self-censor. Fascism relies on at-risk groups preemptively giving up ground that hasn't even been demanded of them. It's scary out there, but there is also a lot of fear-mongering going on. We can't throw everything out the window now. We are here, we are queer, and we're staying put.

[omensandwonders]

best friend!noah headcanons

a/n: not proofread word vomit i hit out in 15mins because FUCK i need a man like noah (if not noah) in my life

sfw:

♤ you guys probably met online through streaming or gaming, or maybe at a con who knows

♤ after a few months of friendship you moved in with noah and the boys

♤ life is chaotic but so much fun with them (i wouldnt be shocked if that house gets almost set on fire multiple times (has already happened on stream))

♤ late night gaming and deep talk sessions

♤ blasting music at full volume because why the hell would either of yall want to listen to your own thoughts HELL nah

♤ if you have long hair, he's stealing your hairties and clips. deal with it

♤ makes sure your favorite ice cream is always at the house

♤ even if you dont help him write music too often, you usually just lounge around somewhere in the background while he works, ready to give feedback when he wants it

♤ im coping ik BUT HES THE PERFECT CUDDLE BUDDY. istg look at him he is BUILT to cuddle and be cuddled-

♤ a hug from him would fix me

♤ sorry im getting off track

♤ if you havent seen star wars, hes forcing you into a marathon

♤ late night horror movie marathons

♤ within days of living with each other yall catch each other staring. regularly (i mean i would tf)

nsfw:

♤ the sexual tension rises until it finally snaps one night when the other boys are out and you both smoked a joint together

♤ long story short yall end up on his bed, clinging to each other and lazily fucking the night away, limbs tangled and hands grabbing whatever they could reach

♤ after that, his casual touches increase ten fold, gently grabbing your hips to pass by you, putting an arm around your waist or shoulder, holding your hand to pull you through crowds

♤ LOTS of jealousy sex

♤ youre not dating, but a guy flirts with you? even worse, you give him his number? the second youre home youre getting bent in half and pounded through the mattress

"gonna fuck that attitude out of you, make you remember who you belong to- even if you dont, that fuckin pussy will, gonna ruin you for anybody else-"

♤ would fuck you on every surface in both of your rooms

♤ eats you out on the couch, casually rubbing lazy circles on your clit while watching a movie, grinding into you first thing in the morning when he wakes up

♤ kinda perverted with it, grabbing a handful of your ass when nobodys looking

[snoopyracing]

lando via mclaren’s instagram story

[franktheslutiero]

it’s not an album it’s just a video of frank playing kill the president with a montage of trump videos and the others cheering in the glee cheerleader uniforms

[whosname]

[Id. screenshot of a tweet, "having a job is cool but everydayyy???" End Id.]

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

I miss the simple days when MWIII didn’t exist and I lived in a happy life with every one of the 141 alive and well

[neorouxls]

Personal emoji ideas

[daniclaytcn]

seeing how quickly a lot of the hardcore bt fans have devolved into running lou ferrigno jr fanblogs and complaining about oliver's lack of talent has been extremely telling. look oliver's not the strongest actor on 911 (because that is a high bar!) but if you think lfj is vastly more talented than him, we cannot have been watching the same show

the way they instantly turned on oliver is, well. it's really something.

[neiptune]

I need asas são paulo opposite hitter shoyo hinata astronomically. biblically even

[emoticonnie]

Look at my guys :) (now.)

[queerdiazs]

the urge to write never leaves but the motivation to do so is a lover lost at war

[brutusursidae]

Gonna burn a sigil for you. For me as well. We will do the tasks together.

I have multiple easy tasks that I need to do.

I humbly ask that if anyone reading this is religious, or has any connection with the occult, please lend me strength