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[kyragabi]

Hell Greatest Secretary! (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/story/365120250-hell-greatest-secretary?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_myworks&wp_uname=GabrielaBorges0 Uma mulher é condenada ao Inferno por seus estudos no ocultismo. Lá ela começa a crescer e questionar o sistema, buscando a ajuda do próprio Rei do inferno, mas acabando por ser aquela que o ajuda ao invés. __________________________________**________________________________________ Vão haver elementos de ocultismo nessa história. meu conhecimento do assunto é bem básico e não será transmitido de forma fiel ao longo da narrativa. Vou misturar canon de ambas as séries com minhas próprias ideias e me inspirar no meu conhecimento esotérico básico. Não tenho a intenção de ofender a ninguém. Essa história existe para a minha própria diversão.

[yuukimiyas]

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[randomreadingtimewithtsuki]

I know you redirectee for the Lucifer HCs, but I was hoping maybe for a non specified reader? 🥺

Or maybe a half demon reader instead

🩵😺

Hello!

I am terribly sorry for the delay, work has been killing me :c

I hope this is of your liking, please let me know what you think!

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Lucifer saw in you a lot of potencial and a great ally to have.

Especially to gain empathy from Rin, he knows you will be a conflicting issue for the boy.

It's not everyday you see a half demon, such as yourself.

He would slowly fall for you as he helped you understand your powers.

Your human body had tons of limitations - he knew that better than anyone - so he simphatizes with you.

So expect the male to care for you and be lowkey overprotective.

Lucifer greatly trusts your fighting skills, but he does tends to watch over your fights or have someone watching and looking after you.

He fears the vatican may try to exorcise you.

They won't exorcise Satan's kids because of Mephisto, but you? You are 100% enemy ,no question asked.

You being a half demon draws a lot of attention and some of your peers despite it. It makes sense to lord Lcifer to pay attention to you, yes, but that isn't fair, is it? Shouldn't it all be about balance?

At first he gives you this extra attention to teach you how to use your powers.

He is very good and patient teacher!

He is aware that some people in the group are jealous of you and he makes sure that they understand why you are VIP - you are not just a half demon in training, you are very, very special.

Most of them won't try anything because of their leader's pleas.

He makes sure you are part in all of his plans. Your opinion is very important but he also wants you to be with him until the very end.

All in all, dating Lucifer is sweet. He loves you truly regardless of who you are.

But it also means having a pile of enemies inside and out of the organization.

The demon wants you next to him 24/7, if possible.

Even when he is in his life support - he feels safer knowing you are there next to him, as in he can protect you anytime.

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Thank you for reading!

[soullessjack]

Okay, you HAVE to talk to me about what you found out about Sam's DVD stuff now.

well, for the first one: Red Sonja is a comic book series about a warrior woman who’s essentially the original “chainmail-bikini clad female warrior” archetype and was inspired by Red Sonya from The Shadow Of The Vulture

To be as brief as possible, both Sonja and Sonya are redheaded female warrior archetypes. Sonja’s more of a tomboy/swashbuckler type, but Sonya herself is the original “chainmail-bikini clad female warrior” to kickstart the entire archetype. IK I linked them both for your own reading but Sonya’s backstory is just so insane to me, both in general and in the sense that this is some of Jack’s first formative medias :

“Red Sonja lives with her family in a humble house in the Western Hyrkanian steppes. When she is 21, a group of mercenaries kills her family and burns down their house. Sonja attempts to defend herself, but cannot lift her brother's sword. She is raped by the leader of the group. Answering her cry for revenge, the red goddess Scáthach appears to her and gives her incredible fighting skills, on the condition that she never lie with a man unless he defeats her in fair combat.”

Then the second one is BeastMaster/BM2,

which is basically a story about a last surviving tribesman named Dar who can magically communicate with animals and forms a found family of other last survivors on his own quest to find Kyra, his lost lover. there’s more meat and themes to this series than the Sonja one, especially in the sense of how these medias could have influenced Jack or any of his personality:

“The general story arc of the series is that the world is changing, civilization is advancing, technology is gaining ground slowly, the old orders of magic and sorcery are fading, and the world is threatened by the supernatural being Balcifer, the Dark One, played by Jeremy Callaghan. Dar is the son of King Eldar, who was destroyed by Balcifer. To defeat Balcifer Dar must locate and reunite his family, who have been turned into animals to hide them from Balcifer, in the Crystal Arc.”

(I’m sure there’s no parallels to be made whatsoever between Jack and a main hero who’s personally tied to a dark supernatural threat with the name ending in –LCIFER).

It’s also stated that despite being an action show, BM did come to have more pacifist/naturalist tones overall (probably a good indicator as to what influences Jack’s good-boy routine).

Honestly, with this knowledge in mind now, my biggest takeaway is just how much more relatable Jack’s own experience is to mine, as a formerly sheltered child whose influential medias were largely distanced from the mainstream. I can’t seem to think of a way to apply Red Sonja as an influence on Jack, so I’ll toss the ring to you if you have something!

[seoulmatez]

@lcifers

my current hyperfixation is this man

[maeeunaoteamo]

Desabafo #2

Minha professora, parte 2

Talvez tenha pessoas que passaram por isso. Eu não sei. Eu sei que até hoje eu odeio essas duas professoras. TIa L , de lúcifer e tia E de Endemoniada. Sabe o mais ridículo e irônico, hj as duas são crentes. TNC!

Vou te contar do que aconteceu com a tia L. Ela puxava minhas orelhas, me envergonhava na frente de todos os alunos. O mais engraçado era que era só comigo. Parecia que ela nasceu pra me odiar, aquela maldita..

O reino dela chegou ao fim, quando entrou um menino novo na sala...

Não me lembro do nome dele. Mais eu lembro da mãe dele. Era baixinha, nordestina, loira, olhos claros. Parece que a tua Lcifer, tinha problema com crianças, branca, bonitas, inteligentes... Bem ela tinha problemas 👌

Ela e o garoto tiveram uma discussão. Sabe quando a mãe ensina pro seu filho, que ele tem razão tem que se defender. Essa mãe era ela.

Enfim, ela puxou a orelha do menino e o menino avançou nela. Ela tinha um daqueles relógios, quadrados com números romanos e pulseira de "couro". Ele arrancou o relógio do pulso dela, e partiu pra cima dela, com socos e chutes, e o relógio foi de arrasta pro QDI.

Ela tinha essa fama de humilhar os alunos, sem nunca ter parido ninguém. Eu lembro do relógio no chão, e dela sair correndo pra se esconder na diretoria. E ficar chorando em desespero, dizendo que o aluno (fulando), tinha agredido ela, mas... Ela não falou que ela agrediu primeiro.

Aí chamaram a mãe dele, que escutou tudo em silêncio você acha que acabou por aqui não continua... Pensa numa raça desgraçada que era tudo uma panelinha dos infernos. Na secretaria da tia Maria.

A mãe levou o filho embora. Mas sabe aquelas mães, que ouvem os seus filhos, que dão atenção, que pergunta "meu filho o que que foi que aconteceu?". Ela se preocupou com a versão do filho dela, porque ela conhecia o filho dela. Ela sabia que ele teria motivo para ter agredido a tia Lcifer.

Quando foi na hora da saída, a gente saía tudo junto, porque como todos moravam próximos da escola. As fessoras, iam em casa almoçar e voltava para dar aula no turno da tarde. Na primeira esquina depois do colégio, a mãe do garoto, estava esperando ela passar. Quando ela passou a mulher pulou atrás dela, puxou ela pelos cabelos e começou a socar ela. Mas deu tanto nela. Rasgo uma blusa delas o peito dela pareceu, gente foi babado....

As amigas dela ficaram apavoradas, porque pensa numa força que aquela baixinha tinha. Deixouba fessoras do capiroto só o pó. Eu lembro que os ônibus passavam devagar, para ver os tapas que a mulher deu e ainda falou para ela:

"Isso é para você aprender. Primeiro você pari e bate no seu filho, e não bati nos filhos dos outros"

A justiça não veio a cavalo. A justiça veio a jato. O mundo não dá voltas. O mundo capota. Eu aprendi desde aquela época que ser mãe de verdade faz a diferença. O menino saiu da escola, ela ficou tão envergonhada e não voltou mais para dar aula. E aí entrou outra professora no lugar dela, que é o contrário dela era uma boa professora. mas eu ainda vou contar a história da tia endemoniada aguarde..

Isso aconteceu no ano de 1991. E ficou marcado na minha história. Hoje ela passa por mim, e da "A paz do Senhor". Eu quero que ela vá pra casa do caralho. Nem respondo.

[thekracken]

leverage fallen angel au

[ra-tolkein]

THE CORPSE

The third phenomenon that I propose to your reflections appears at the same time as the "artes moriendi": it is the appearance of the corpse (in French also "transi", "charogne") in art and literature. (6) It is interesting that in art, from the fourteenth to the sixteenth century, the representation of death in the form of a mummy, of a semi-decomposed corpse, is less widespread than is believed. It is found mainly in the illustrations of the office of the dead in fifteenth-century manuscripts, in the wall decoration of churches and cemeteries (the danse macabre). It is much rarer in funerary art. On the tomb, the substitution of the figure of the corpse for that of the recumbent is limited to certain regions such as eastern France, western Germany, and is exceptional in Italy and Spain. It has never really been accepted as a common theme of funerary art. Only later, in the seventeenth century, did he skeleton and bones, the "dry death", and no longer the decaying corpse, have spread throughout the graves and even penetrated inside houses, on fireplaces and furniture. But the vulgarization of macabre objects, in the form of skulls and bones, starting from the end of the sixteenth century, has a different meaning from that of the putrefied corpse. Historians have been struck by the appearance of the corpse and the mummy in the iconography. The great Huizinga saw in it a proof of his thesis on the moral crisis of the "autumn of the Middle Ages". Today Tenenti instead recognizes, in this horror of death, the sign of love for life ("full life") and of the upheaval of the Christian scheme. My interpretation will be placed in the sense indicated by Tenenti. Before proceeding, it is necessary to observe the silence maintained in this regard by the wills. It happens sometimes that the testators of the fifteenth century speak of their corpse, or "charogne", a word that disappears in the sixteenth century. But, in general, the death of testaments is linked to the serene concept of death in one's own bed. The horror of physical death, which the corpse could represent, is completely absent, which allows us to suppose that it was also absent from the common mentality. On the other hand, and it is a capital observation, the horror of physical death and decomposition is a familiar theme to the poetry of the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries. "Sack of excrement" says P. de Nesson (1383-1442): "O charoigne, qui n'es mais hon, Qui te tenra lors compaignée? Ce qui istra de ta liqueur, Vers engendrés de la pueur De ta ville chair encharoignée ". (7) But horror is not reserved only for "post mortem" decomposition, it is "intra vitam", in sickness, in old age: "Je n'ay plus que les os, un squelette je semble Décharné, démusclé, dépoulpé ... Mon corps s'en va descendre où tout se désassemble ". (8) It is not a question, as in preachers, of moralizing intentions or pastoral, of edifying topics. Poets become aware of the universal presence of corruption. It is in corpses, but also, during life, in "natural works". The worms that eat corpses do not come from the earth, but from inside the body, from its natural "liquors": "Chascun conduit Puante matière produit Hors du corps continuellement". (9) Decomposition is the sign of man's failure, and this is undoubtedly the profound sense of the macabre, which makes it a new and original phenomenon. To understand this well, we must start from the contemporary notion of bankruptcy which, unfortunately, is very familiar to us in today's industrial societies. Today the adult experiences, sooner or later, and ever sooner, the feeling of having failed, the feeling that his life as an adult has not fulfilled any of the promises of his adolescence. This sentiment is at the origin of the climate of depression that spreads in the wealthy classes of industrial societies. This sentiment was completely foreign to the mentality of traditional societies, in which one died like Orlando or the peasants of Tolstoy. He was no longer alien to the rich, powerful or educated man at the end of the Middle Ages. However, between our contemporary sense of personal failure and that of the late Middle Ages, there is a very interesting difference. Today we do not relate our vital failure and our human mortality. The certainty of death, the fragility of our life are foreign to our existential pessimism. Instead, the man of the late Middle Ages had the keen awareness of being dead in the short term, and death, ever present within him, shattered his ambitions, poisoned his pleasures. And this man had a passion for life that we can hardly understand today, perhaps because our life has become longer: "We must leave the house and the orchards and gardens ...", (10) said Ronsard thinking of death. Who among us rep

[averysmolbear]

Why was this so fun? But why am I also vaguely concerned about my results?

Tagging @wyvernslovecake @margumis @shiggy-core @roseofdarknessblog @shingekinomyfeelings @bloompompom @lcifers and anyone else who might want to jump in.

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[sherokutakari]

As much as I hate the new lieutenant and how he treats Dan a la thinly veiled racism, he's not wrong in pointing out Dan IS a corrupt cop who DID get off easy

[yuukimiyas]

hi 🧍‍♀️ilysm chloe. i appreciate u sm. i am in love with you. you are the sweetest person 2 ever exist 🥹💜

my darling mel!! omg pls you’re makin me blush!! ໒꒰ྀི ∩ ⸝⸝ ∩ ꒱ྀིა i appreciate YOU sm!! eeep!! i am so in love w you are you kidding me!! ૮꒰ ˶> ༝ <˶꒱ა i hope you know just how much it means to me that you’re here w me!! you are the sweetest ever & i’m so lucky to have you as a moot!! <33 sending so much love & light to you x 1 million!! mwah!! ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭♡

[dragoncharming]

annoying things about lcifer s5: not a comprehensive list

they always break the chloe/maze relationship first. it really wouldn’t be hard to simply rephrase when chloe talks about them both relying on each other bc people left to say ‘hey can we talk about what We actually want from each other, not just fillers bc we both deserve better than that.’

why has no one yelled at lucifer about talking to maze more? there was one (1) moment Seasons ago about him pouring her a drink for once and there’s never going to be any follow up on that

where’s the lilith follow up?? “i tried something and it didn’t work” tried What?? did she find someone? did she have a human kid that’s maze’s human sibling???

ELLA

dropping ella’s bi awakening and including her ‘thing about bad boys’ when she couldve been interrogating how much she does like women?? and asking lucifer bi questions

dropping ella and lucifer’s relationship (most of why i’m mad is the ep w azrael emphasized how important that relationship was but it’s also weird nebulous canon time so idk but Come On)

dropping ella in det amenadiel when she specifically said she almost was a nun???? and we coulda got some good ella+amenadiel content??

fINAlly ella gets quality screen time and ~oh the bad guy thing was foreshadowing~ but like let her breathe after that. let her HUG CHLOE. this show Loves to let woc suffer and then not offer healing or catharsis afterwards

like we do get bits of trixie with maze and luci bc that’s fun but like chloe is a main character and her mom and there’s one mention of trixie when she’s not there and i just think especially in the phases that chloe is trying to avoid stuff another thing is she would spend more time with trixie and especially then you could have parallels with later amenadiel not knowing what to do with himself and focusing on charlie

(under the given understanding that blm  and acab overarching issues with the show fundamentally but Specifically)

amenadiel’s start of season flailing coming from it being a cop show more than any character reason. we had established last season amenadiel sort of Realizing Racism was a thing that was going to affect his son and the way he deals with that is ......... drug enforcement?????? THE FUCK. like i Get that it was both the combo of amenadiel trying to take over lucifer’s spot and this other thing about parenting but amenadiel is the soft touch who got into trouble talking to too many people and helping people with tiny stuff and he’s just gonna Not Talk people?

they’re obviously setting amenadiel up for self discovery or whatever later, which is fair, slow roll that. but like the end point is where i thought all this was leading to -with  amenadiel, maze, and lucifer trying to use lilith’s ring for charlie, herself (idk if soul/immortality is comparable whatever it’s a magic show) and chloe respectively. like what even is this conflict over? maze is fighting bc she’s mad and feels betrayed by lucifer but that’s literally every season of this show so ?????????

MOST IMPORTANT

the next girls night was gonna be a blood pact!!!!!!!!!!

[averysmolbear]

Thank you for the tag, Bita! Here’s me!

(No pressure) tagging: @wyvernslovecake @humanitys-strongest-bamf @chaotic-on-main @roseofdarknessblog @hangeslefteye @elnyrae @fierydiamond @lcifers and anyone else who might want to jump in!

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[mulderscully]

i have been trying to think about WHY i'm so glad that lucifer is canonically bi other than the obvious matter that it's representation for me bc it's not like he's the Only bi character i love. but it just hit me that pretty much all bi characters i love are from shows that i watched BECAUSE i knew they were bi, and went into it for that reason and watched. but with lucifer it's like i watched the show and fell in love with the show/character and he just ACTUALLY TURNED OUT TO BE CANONICALLY BISEXUAL???? i'm crying scoob.

[illegallyblonde2]

Hey!!😋 80-90?

Thanks for asking!!!

80. Top 3 Harry Potter characters

George Weasley

Fred Weasley

Luna Lovegood

81: Top 3 lies you were told

That Santa was real

That Math was going to be easy.

 A girl told me that a piece of candy wasn`t dropped onto the carpeted floor, and I believed her so I ate it.Turns out it did fall on the floor and I ate a dirty piece of candy.

82: Top 3 pictures in your camera roll right now

A picture of a tank top with Calcifer on it.(From Howls Moving Castle)

A picture of a tank top with Inuyasha on it.

A picture of my dog Roxy.

83: Top 3 turn on’s

Guys with red hair.Gets me every time.

  ??

  ??

84: Top 3 turn offs

I don`t know honestly.

85: Top 3 magazines/newspapers/ journals to read

I hardly read magazines.When I do it’s the ones that are placed right next to checkout stands at grocery stores.

86: Top 3 things you wish you had known earlier

That making and keeping friends is hard

That Middle School and High School is rough.

That you can always go to your parents if you`re in a bad spot in your life.

87: Top 3 SpongeBob episodes

Oh Man, I haven’t watched this show in a long time.

The episode where SpongeBob and Patrick are selling chocolate.

Ripped Pants

Where`s Gary (Makes me cry like a baby)

88: Top 3 places to be in the world

With my grandparents.I love them so much.

At Disneyland.

With my Mom.

89: Top 3 things you’d do differently

I would have not joined my high school’s AVID Program.

Audition for more performances at my high school.

Spend more time with My dad.

90: Top 3 TV shows from your childhood

This is a hard choice because I have so many favorite shows from when I was younger!

Recess

Kim Possible 

Danny Phantom

Thank you so much for asking!I enjoy getting these, they make me happy. :)

[averysmolbear]

Thank you @roseofdarknessblog @chaotic-on-main and @margumis for the tags!

I am not sure how I feel about my results on that quiz.

tagging @humanitys-strongest-bamf @bita-bita @wyvernslovecake @elnyrae @fierydiamond @mrsackxrman @lcifers and anyone else who wants to jump in!

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