#*[ nico speaks ]

[noblenico]

please tamsyn.. i beg

[cereal-abyss-mage]

IF HE CLOSES HIS HAND AND GRABS THE FEATHER, HE IS GOING TO GRAB THE THORNS AS WELL I'M GOING TO BE SICK

[nico-tines]

thinking about how paul matthews actively admits to never being happy and has been stuck floating through his entire life with no real goals or aspirations until he met Emma. Emma was really the absolute light of that man’s world and the moment he even has a chance of having her the entire world ends-

[nico-theniner]

You really shouldn’t use the word “debauchery” in a modern setting. Debauchery is reserved for the masque of red death and jay gatsby. If it’s past the 1930s that’s no longer debauchery you’re just a fuckboy.

[wills-significant-annoyance]

Thank me later

-em

tf happened? Where's ace? - nico

[barbaroux]

i come back to tumblr after a year of barely logging on and i see a whole new wave of frev artists . the world is healing

[lethal-artisan]

Happy Valentine's Day, y'all. Don't forget to take a bath before y'all's dates tonight. Nobody wants to smell demon blood while they're eatin' dinner.

[corvusviridis]

[cereal-abyss-mage]

him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! observe him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nico-tines]

Some of my personal favorite tags/quotes from the Hatchetverse fics on ao3

[shawtythatluvsurgut]

no fucking way. NO WAY. i am BAFFLED right now.

one of my best friends growing up, who also happened to be my crush for 6 years, just told me he’s into feedism. wanna know where he told me? ON MY ONLYFANS. Not only is my high school crush into feedism, but he’s susbscribed to my OF?! omg!! what a small world ig lol

[bugsimp]

It’s my birthday agaiiiiiiiiiiiin, I’ve lived another year. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I’m 25, but mentally I still feel like I’m 15 and just larping as an adult, does that feeling ever end?

[xiiistruggle]

oh to disappear into rural scotland never to be seen again except by sheep and highland cows

[fagnumopus]

more queer ppl need to have like... weekend getaways with the girlies where they just have insane deranged kinky sex in the hotel room and then go walk down the street to eat the local baked goods

[crater-snail]

!! 👀

WOOHOO OKAY

So

:readmore:

Jasper Kaze:

-he/him

-23

-manipulates air pressure

This guy. Okay he’s. He’s so so silly. I’m too lazy to explain the powers system in this universe, so bear with me. He’s sort of a superhuman investigator for lack of a better word. This guy gets assigned to covert operations because he hates having attention on him.

One time, while he’s assigned as a bodyguard, the person he’s sent to guard has a hit put on them. The assassin kills their target, incapacitating jasper without seeming to try much.

Something about jasper is that he’s. He’s got problems. Poor dude has HORRENDOUS imposter syndrome. Even though his manifest (my little word for superpower) is REALLY strong, he’s convinced himself that he hasn’t really earned his job. Then all the insecurities kinda get even worse when 1: he’s defeated in a fight while doing his job, and 2: he’s given a NEW job to figure out the identity of that assassin. Poor dude implodes. He kinda goes on a self-destructive spiral because he hates himself for losing a fight AND he feels like he’s not competent enough to do his job.

He’s got a friend named Nia. Nia and jasper are coworkers but they work in entirely different divisions. Nia and Jasper are opposites in a lot of ways. Nia’s extroverted and Jasper’s introverted. Nia is confident and comfortable with her identity and position. Jasper is not. Nia sees jasper doing his lil. Anxiety spiral and she takes him out to lunch and asks if he’d like to spar with her friend. He agrees to because sure why not. Then he finds out that this guy doesn’t have any superpowers and he’s like 😨

Because he (and most of the society they live in) views not having superpowers as some sort of tragic thing when it’s. Not really? But Jasper is flabbergasted that Nia seems to spar with this dude on a regular basis, because she’s super powerful.

Anyway Jasper meets the guy and his name is Cole. Jasper and Cole fight, and Jasper starts out going easy on Cole, but he realizes he can’t win that way, so he goes all out. Still gets his ass kicked but two important things happen also:

1: Jasper realizes that because he’s been so obsessed with powers being the ultimate qualifier for what is and isn’t strong, he’s failed to learn and grow from his mistakes.

2: he gotta big ol crush on Cole now.

One itty bitty problem with the whole crush though. Cole is the assassin Jasper is tasked with tracking down. Cole knows this. Jasper… won’t take it well when he learns.

(Here’s an OLD bit of digital art I did of Nia and Jasper. Featuring the old instagram signature)

[nico-tines]