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painting in the depths
more self insert x canon 🩵
#zelda#legend of zelda#tears of the kingdom#totk#link#zelda tears of the kingdom#zelda totk#zelda fanart#selfshipping#selfship#self insert x canon#oc x canon#daeyumi art#link my beloved ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#finished this a couple weeks ago but was too anxious to post it then#cuz i’m afraid i’ll post too much abt my selfship & annoy ppl 🫠#but i am tired tonight & at this point i’m afraid that if i wait any longer to post i’ll just forget anyways#anyways ik me & link are in potato quality here lol i promise the setting is important#the piece was based off a fic i commissioned a while back but didn’t have time to do a fanart for til recently#so i’m really glad i finally got to draw it#& tbh i’ll tell u what i’m drawing more selfship as we speak so ig i’ll be back to bother u all w it again soon lololol
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#//juri speaks#the martian#this came to me in a vision as i was making potatoes#once again using my mediocre photoshop skills for dumb niche jokes with a target audience of me#anyway me 🤝watney: save me potatoes
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to me time is like a light switch and his two modes are "calm and collected father figure" (time mode) and "will chew off your ankles and curse you out while hes at it but its all a display of affection" (mask mode)
there is one (1) person that can flip that switch and its warriors
#khol.txt#linked universe#legend of zelda#lu time#lu warriors#lu mask#trauma.chain#warriors lu#loz#time lu#live loz reaction#this is the funniest thing to the chain btw#wars can pick time up like a potato sack and suddenly hes cursing him out in both hylian and kokiri#(wind and wild both can understand them#bc kokiri is korok speak with an accent)#bonus if dad warriors
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#carlos sainz#autumn posts#oh I am filled with a YEARNING most ardent#the depravity within me omg I shan't speak#I need to [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]#also this video was so cute 😭❤️✨#they all knew it was him hehehehe#I adore his little acting too omg#loml#certainly already gif'ed so just adding my potatoes in the mix!!!!#okay I gotta run!! brb soon!!
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NOT LAW BEING CARRIED AROUND LIKE A RAGDOLL PRINCESS AGAIN
#This is so NORMAL for him now honestly#Oda: How many times can I put Law in Situations#How many times will Law be carted around like a sack of potatoes. I am still counting. LMAO#One Piece#Trafalgar Law#Shima speaks#He is so silly <3333333
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*bapping u with my big poofy tail* pillow fight pillow fight looooool *bap bap bap*
#leafie speaks#but for reals tho Leafie's tail would probably be more like a beanbag chair#or a sack of potatoes#its full of love but watch out
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stew for dinner!!!!
#potatoes! (veggie) meat! carrots! bay leaves! sauteed onions! tomatoes! peppers!#what are your go to stew recipes#the speaking clown
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"love sea has no plot" is it not enough for two dudes to give dick, get dick, suck dick in between sharing trauma and the healing power of love and acceptance in an introspective char drama while fucking nasty not enough anymore???
#love sea the series#mut x rak#skill issue b/c if any mythical creature shows up it should be MERMAIDS#anyways#chaos pikachu speaks#can y'all doing “trash watches” please shoo out the tag?#keep that snaps on your own blog why are you in our house with your potato salad#this is a cookout come back when your snaps is salted
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nothing will ever be as iconic as pond naravit saying that the nuengben kiss didn't feel right because nueng is supposed to be kissing palm
jojo teasing him and saying he'll see how well pond can do when time comes for a palmnueng kiss
and then pond absolutely blowing jojo out of the water while filming a kissing scene
#who doesn't want to make an older gay man giggle and kick his feet by kissing another boy just right#who doesn't want to make their director giggle and kick his feet by kissing their on screen partner just right#potato potatoh#archer speaks#never let me go#pond naravit#jojo tichakorn#ppnaravit: never let me go#ppnaravit: bts#ppnaravit: faves
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Pla was so right about potato mochi
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also can I just say. the difference between the joy of fit and bagi having a full day with blue, getting acquainted with the base, reuniting with their loved ones, all relieved to have more materials and more of a team - and then the absolute misery of etoiles and roier, moving the few valuable possessions red has to a new base that got immediately discovered anyway, losing all their gear, getting it back, then burning it themselves before killing eachother, is just so fucking funny. the new blues had freshman orientation while the new reds had a trial by fire canon event
#fit and pac had their flirting and Tubbo rolling his eyes and bad getting a flower from forever and bagi being like omg this base is awesome#meanwhile etoiles and roier get the bolas experience - bbh somehow always there killing you losing your gear starting over killing yourself#baghera said it first thing - oh today is a bolas day. today is a eat the potato day. and they didn’t understand at first. now they do#blue had their own fair share of worries and set backs but let’s be honest with ourselves for a moment. even in their perspective#red was SUFFERING. real bolas moment#it’s so funny. welcome to the team! take your shoes off at the door make sure you leave if you’ve got a bounty#vs welcome to the team! take this gas mask and pick a god to pray to. misery loves company at least we’re together!group suicide in an hour#like blue viewers. they were not lying when they were talking about their gear. full enchants? mending??????? lmao#the best stuff they god was from bad’s corpse. Roier and etoiles came with what they had from green. now that’s all gone too#when bad went through their shit like ‘aw they moved already :(‘ no they didn’t. I promise you they didn’t. and all you missed were some#stashed away diamonds and baghera’s crazy amount of chainsaws#mcyt#qsmp#qsmp purgatory#z speaks
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it's just darkly funny that I fell in love with not one but two Americans and was genuinely considering immigrating to be with them. and then, yk, shit's exploding. not that things weren't already bad, but as a disabled trans person just I can't immigrate in this political climate. and by darkly funny I mean it breaks my heart more & more every single day having to put our lives & plans on hold while fascists attack the structures that keep my partners alive & safe.
so idk if I'm posting like I'm scared and stressed and sad lately it's probably because I'm scared and stressed and sad for deeply personal reasons on top of just, the whole world being in general crisis all the time. fuck, dude.
#i was planning on visiting again this year and i just#i can't#I'm too visibly trans i don't think i would feel safe travelling#i dont think i wohld feel safe bringing my testosterone#esp si ce i was planning on doing my name and gender marker change before my next trip#I'll ping as clearly trans#and i just#it's not realistically safe#and fuck#fuck dude#i know my personal concerns are small potatoes in the big scheme of things#theres a lot of bad shit happening in the world or whatever#but fuck#i miss my partners#and I'm scared for them#and I'm aching for it#that's all#the system speaks
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Fluffy on her couch 🛋
#picture#photography#beautiful#beauty#adorable#cute#pictures#cat#cats#kitty#kitty speaks#kitty share#kittyposting#kittypet#kitty purrs#kitty play#kitty pl4y#kitty cat#kittycore#cute kitty#cutekitten#cute animals#couch potato#scratching#animals#cats of tumblr#cats of the internet#cats of the world#kitty cats#cute cats
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Berreh, look what I made last night lmao :)
(He’s still our man prime or not)
LMAOO brilliant
#I love potato face too tho tbh#he's still creepy sexy#shame i dont draw him enough like that#berreh speaks
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One of hopefully many studies (studies! 🤓 serious!) to come (ref)
#(probably already jinxed it lmao)#but yeah.#voilá#käärijä#edited to hell and back and still not a looker but that's what you get from 2 a.m. potato phone pics#and no editing skills to speak of ha!#my own stuff
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2025 predictions
- Luigi dies
- common food such as potato/wheat MAJOR issues
- star trek 4 rumours to be s/k gay - big backlash
- Dan and Phil kiss accidentally they don't address it but somehow still make jokes about it
- un gayening- big 'gay icon' will come out as straight
- Keir starmer cries
- Tswift engaged publicly
- Tswift fake break up for new album
- one direction release unheard music in Liams memory
- people misunderstand a study about primates & evolution which leads to them believing that they are going to 'take over from humans' in ~100 years
- billionaires plan for 'deep sea experience' where they want to build a hotel type thing at the bottom of a very deep ocean to let (rich) people see the fish (expanse of darkness & terror)
- mass panic abt nuclear war
- mass panic about aliens
- alien situation (2025 seems like the year for the beginning)
- a colour that people believe will make them better (health/ mental health wise) very specific shade that there very quickly becomes a shortage of and it's a whole mess
- Russia/Canada point of contact land (Bering strait) Something Happens
- Pim Stones - Something Please Please Please
- Elon Musk embarrasses himself BIGLY and it becomes a meme, he has a tantrum
- Elder Scrolls 6 not announced
- jk rowling shows further symptoms of mould
- company tries to kill it's ai and fails but pretend like I'm using the proper terminology for my ego
- ai video results in real world affairs consequence, it's bad guys
- melania putin affair rumours
- jk rowling publishes a hp universe book & it's literally just a retelling of a known mass tragedy but told like it's a good thing. you guys need to pick up what I'm putting down with this because I will not clarify further in fear of putting this into the universe.
- "male employment crisis" - that's a headline
#in collaboration with#@doifus#2025 predictions#uhc ceo#potatoes#star trek aos#dan and phil#primates#deep sea#aliens#colour#bering strait#pim stones#elder scrolls#mould#im not speaking this into existence im just saying they came to me and doifus in a vision we spent many hours workshopping with the orbs to#to fullfil the visions and the predictions#if these do happen we are in no way responsible for we are sinply the messangers of the universe and not the conductors of it#peace and love
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