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to me time is like a light switch and his two modes are "calm and collected father figure" (time mode) and "will chew off your ankles and curse you out while hes at it but its all a display of affection" (mask mode)
there is one (1) person that can flip that switch and its warriors
#khol.txt#linked universe#legend of zelda#lu time#lu warriors#lu mask#trauma.chain#warriors lu#loz#time lu#live loz reaction#this is the funniest thing to the chain btw#wars can pick time up like a potato sack and suddenly hes cursing him out in both hylian and kokiri#(wind and wild both can understand them#bc kokiri is korok speak with an accent)#bonus if dad warriors
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#//juri speaks#the martian#this came to me in a vision as i was making potatoes#once again using my mediocre photoshop skills for dumb niche jokes with a target audience of me#anyway me 🤝watney: save me potatoes
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stew for dinner!!!!
#potatoes! (veggie) meat! carrots! bay leaves! sauteed onions! tomatoes! peppers!#what are your go to stew recipes#the speaking clown
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*bapping u with my big poofy tail* pillow fight pillow fight looooool *bap bap bap*
#leafie speaks#but for reals tho Leafie's tail would probably be more like a beanbag chair#or a sack of potatoes#its full of love but watch out
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"love sea has no plot" is it not enough for two dudes to give dick, get dick, suck dick in between sharing trauma and the healing power of love and acceptance in an introspective char drama while fucking nasty not enough anymore???
#love sea the series#mut x rak#skill issue b/c if any mythical creature shows up it should be MERMAIDS#anyways#chaos pikachu speaks#can y'all doing “trash watches” please shoo out the tag?#keep that snaps on your own blog why are you in our house with your potato salad#this is a cookout come back when your snaps is salted
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nothing will ever be as iconic as pond naravit saying that the nuengben kiss didn't feel right because nueng is supposed to be kissing palm
jojo teasing him and saying he'll see how well pond can do when time comes for a palmnueng kiss
and then pond absolutely blowing jojo out of the water while filming a kissing scene
#who doesn't want to make an older gay man giggle and kick his feet by kissing another boy just right#who doesn't want to make their director giggle and kick his feet by kissing their on screen partner just right#potato potatoh#archer speaks#never let me go#pond naravit#jojo tichakorn
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also can I just say. the difference between the joy of fit and bagi having a full day with blue, getting acquainted with the base, reuniting with their loved ones, all relieved to have more materials and more of a team - and then the absolute misery of etoiles and roier, moving the few valuable possessions red has to a new base that got immediately discovered anyway, losing all their gear, getting it back, then burning it themselves before killing eachother, is just so fucking funny. the new blues had freshman orientation while the new reds had a trial by fire canon event
#fit and pac had their flirting and Tubbo rolling his eyes and bad getting a flower from forever and bagi being like omg this base is awesome#meanwhile etoiles and roier get the bolas experience - bbh somehow always there killing you losing your gear starting over killing yourself#baghera said it first thing - oh today is a bolas day. today is a eat the potato day. and they didn’t understand at first. now they do#blue had their own fair share of worries and set backs but let’s be honest with ourselves for a moment. even in their perspective#red was SUFFERING. real bolas moment#it’s so funny. welcome to the team! take your shoes off at the door make sure you leave if you’ve got a bounty#vs welcome to the team! take this gas mask and pick a god to pray to. misery loves company at least we’re together!group suicide in an hour#like blue viewers. they were not lying when they were talking about their gear. full enchants? mending??????? lmao#the best stuff they god was from bad’s corpse. Roier and etoiles came with what they had from green. now that’s all gone too#when bad went through their shit like ‘aw they moved already :(‘ no they didn’t. I promise you they didn’t. and all you missed were some#stashed away diamonds and baghera’s crazy amount of chainsaws#mcyt#qsmp#qsmp purgatory#z speaks
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Berreh, look what I made last night lmao :)
(He’s still our man prime or not)
LMAOO brilliant
#I love potato face too tho tbh#he's still creepy sexy#shame i dont draw him enough like that#berreh speaks
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One of hopefully many studies (studies! 🤓 serious!) to come (ref)
#(probably already jinxed it lmao)#but yeah.#voilá#käärijä#edited to hell and back and still not a looker but that's what you get from 2 a.m. potato phone pics#and no editing skills to speak of ha!#my own stuff
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NOT LAW BEING CARRIED AROUND LIKE A RAGDOLL PRINCESS AGAIN
#This is so NORMAL for him now honestly#Oda: How many times can I put Law in Situations#How many times will Law be carted around like a sack of potatoes. I am still counting. LMAO#One Piece#Trafalgar Law#Shima speaks#He is so silly <3333333
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FUCK. THE. TORIES.
They have refused to increase wages whilst forcing the cost of living to skyrocket so high that nearly all of us are counting pennies to pay bills. If we can pay them.
They intentionally and gleefully forced us into a horrible economic (and cultural) depression through Brexit, and not one of them had a single consequence for the constant lies they told to get it passed. This will only get worse.
They have intentionally dismantled the NHS by underfunding it to the point where the NHS staff are all burnt out (having nervous breakdowns, leaving the country for far- better paying jobs or just leaving the field completely) just so they could sell it off to privatised companies worth billions just so they can fill their own pockets. Oh, and the incredible capable staff (medical or support) who were all from Europe have been told they are no longer welcome here and they have returned home because Britain is a cesspool of bigotry and hate
They are dismantling the social care systems for the disabled and elderly, to try to force us back to work even though we are physically and/or mentally incapable of work by stripping away our incomes.
They're doing everything they can to keep us from living by making sure we cannot afford food, housing, utilities, water, and tax.
They are living on taxpayers whilst having millions, even billions in the bank for themselves.
The corrupt politicians fill their bank accounts and buy third and fourth houses across all Europe, another boat— whatever— and they have scandal after scandal with absolutely no consequence, and we can do absolutely nothing.
Their handling of COVID was criminal, and aside from wasting an incredible amount of money, they are responsible for many deaths by not acting fast enough and by forcing people back into the workplace when they knew it was not safe because they wanted to improve the economy they collapsed.
Oh, and don't forget all those lovely parties they had during COVID lockdowns when we were all in our houses and not allowed to see family members who were dying-- or even go to their funerals because of COVID restrictions.
They are intentionally fuelling the hate at queer people-- specifically trans people. This, I assure you, will get so much worse.
They keep sending money from taxpayers over to fund wars in other places-- including genocide-- with no way for us to fight back.
They keep making law after law making it more and more difficult for us to protest against everything they are doing.
Now the Tories expect you to do 12-18 months (+4 reserve years) of mandatory conscripted service in the military so you can go help countries commit war atrocities and genocide. And if you refuse, you are sanctioned. And they are making more and more laws restricting protest and free speech, so if we fight back, we're punished-- criminalised.
Do you understand what is happening right now?
Anyone who can still vote for the Tories after all of this, I have only a deep seeded concern for their sanity, and revulsion at their lack of morals.
FUCK EVERYONE WHO WILL OR HAS EVER VOTED FOR THESE MONSTERS.
FUCK.
THE.
TORIES.
FUCK.
THEM.
ALL.
#fuck the tories#forced conscription is evil#they want you to go fight against Palestinians#they want you to help the genocide#if you can still vote for the tories after knowing everything they have done i just cannot speak to you#fuck british politics#fuck rishi sunak#fuck everything#rishi sunak#is a psychopath#and the worst prime minister after Thatcher#christ I hate these people#general election#uk general election#uk politics#tories#conservatives#i fucking hate these people you have no idea#The tories WANT WWIII#these people are psychopaths#fuck everyone who will and ever has voted tory#the people are soulless monsters#The closest thing to a vampire in this world are the tories#Sunak is so stupid he went to Northern Ireland to campaign for the general election#Northern Ireland does not have the Tories or Labour in the ballot#this man is so stupid he’s trying to get votes from Northern Ireland. neither Labour nor tories appears on Northern island ballots#rishi Sunak you absolute potato#I am so tried of wealthy corrupt psychopaths running the world#Do you want to go to war? Do you want to kill innocent children and weak old people?#cos if the tories stay in That is exactly what will happen. You will be sent to commit genocide on victims
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With open arms
That boy is ready to fly. He is a free bird and an ever-present sing songy twit ☺️
Body language is part of characterisation and this is a constant in Jaskier's. This movement is revelatory for those who can't pass the theatricality of the man. He is open, trusty by default and absolutely vulnerable. As much as he wears masks to hide the depth of what he feels, his heart is defenseless and exposed. He is taking everything, absorbing, experiencing, welcoming, living to the fullest... until he hurts. And yet he won't change.
#joey batey#jaskier#vespula#geralt#dramatic and theatrical boy#speaks of portrayal consistency#tws3#tws3 spoilers#my potato gifs
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i understand hannibal lecter. when i see a pretty man i also think "wow i want to eat him" and "he looks so cute when he murders" and "i kinda want to destroy him"
#my brain is mashed potatoes rn#will graham#hannibal lecter#hannibal#hannibal nbc#nbc hannibal#the speaking clown
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Shana Tova!
It's officially rosh hashanah for me, yayy!!!!!
May g-d bless you with good fortune, good life, good news, and sweetness that rivals the richest honey
#ask#jumblr#personal thoughts tag#shana tova 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🩵#i can now check rosh hashanah as a holiday i have celebrated with my people <33#guys you don't get it. this cake i've brought back could make the dead speak (positive)#and UGHH the potato kugel ughhhhhhhhhhhhh <3#not only do i love my offline community i also love my online one - thank you all for the special rosh hashanah#may we all be inscribed in the book of life 🩵#we all deserve to live and eat well i think. we deserve soft endings
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guys there is an edit/animatic of batman/bruce wayne watching every single one of his robins/vigilantes created under his care/children die to mitski's 'i bet on losing dogs' right? if not, i will start storyboarding it. the emotional devastation is just necessary i fear.
#dc#batman#dc robin#bruce wayne#i bet on losing dogs#feeling a little devious#potato talks#speaking of edits/animatics i would love recommendations if something like this exists in any form
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it's 10pm and I'm making roasted brussels tonight bc veggie is so fuckin good. mmmmm veggie
#im on four hours of sleep dont mind me#lyss speaks nonsense#also frozen meatballs and mashed potatoes#going all out
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