#*/ the potato speaks.

[daeyumi]

painting in the depths

more self insert x canon 🩵

[cappurrccino]

[kholnt]

to me time is like a light switch and his two modes are "calm and collected father figure" (time mode) and "will chew off your ankles and curse you out while hes at it but its all a display of affection" (mask mode)

there is one (1) person that can flip that switch and its warriors

[sainz100]

x

[leafie-draws]

*bapping u with my big poofy tail* pillow fight pillow fight looooool *bap bap bap*

[tethered-heartstrings]

stew for dinner!!!!

[chaos0pikachu]

"love sea has no plot" is it not enough for two dudes to give dick, get dick, suck dick in between sharing trauma and the healing power of love and acceptance in an introspective char drama while fucking nasty not enough anymore???

[projectjasper]

nothing will ever be as iconic as pond naravit saying that the nuengben kiss didn't feel right because nueng is supposed to be kissing palm

jojo teasing him and saying he'll see how well pond can do when time comes for a palmnueng kiss

and then pond absolutely blowing jojo out of the water while filming a kissing scene

[zeb-z]

also can I just say. the difference between the joy of fit and bagi having a full day with blue, getting acquainted with the base, reuniting with their loved ones, all relieved to have more materials and more of a team - and then the absolute misery of etoiles and roier, moving the few valuable possessions red has to a new base that got immediately discovered anyway, losing all their gear, getting it back, then burning it themselves before killing eachother, is just so fucking funny. the new blues had freshman orientation while the new reds had a trial by fire canon event

[blackberreh-art]

Berreh, look what I made last night lmao :)

(He’s still our man prime or not)

LMAOO brilliant

[n3ongold3n]

One of hopefully many studies (studies! 🤓 serious!) to come (ref)

[hoiburto]

2025 predictions

- Luigi dies

- common food such as potato/wheat MAJOR issues

- star trek 4 rumours to be s/k gay - big backlash

- Dan and Phil kiss accidentally they don't address it but somehow still make jokes about it

- un gayening- big 'gay icon' will come out as straight

- Keir starmer cries

- Tswift engaged publicly

- Tswift fake break up for new album

- one direction release unheard music in Liams memory

- people misunderstand a study about primates & evolution which leads to them believing that they are going to 'take over from humans' in ~100 years

- billionaires plan for 'deep sea experience' where they want to build a hotel type thing at the bottom of a very deep ocean to let (rich) people see the fish (expanse of darkness & terror)

- mass panic abt nuclear war

- mass panic about aliens

- alien situation (2025 seems like the year for the beginning)

- a colour that people believe will make them better (health/ mental health wise) very specific shade that there very quickly becomes a shortage of and it's a whole mess

- Russia/Canada point of contact land (Bering strait) Something Happens

- Pim Stones - Something Please Please Please

- Elon Musk embarrasses himself BIGLY and it becomes a meme, he has a tantrum

- Elder Scrolls 6 not announced

- jk rowling shows further symptoms of mould

- company tries to kill it's ai and fails but pretend like I'm using the proper terminology for my ego

- ai video results in real world affairs consequence, it's bad guys

- melania putin affair rumours

- jk rowling publishes a hp universe book & it's literally just a retelling of a known mass tragedy but told like it's a good thing. you guys need to pick up what I'm putting down with this because I will not clarify further in fear of putting this into the universe.

- "male employment crisis" - that's a headline

[shima-draws]

NOT LAW BEING CARRIED AROUND LIKE A RAGDOLL PRINCESS AGAIN

[tuttle-did-it]

FUCK. THE. TORIES.

They have refused to increase wages whilst forcing the cost of living to skyrocket so high that nearly all of us are counting pennies to pay bills. If we can pay them.

They intentionally and gleefully forced us into a horrible economic (and cultural) depression through Brexit, and not one of them had a single consequence for the constant lies they told to get it passed. This will only get worse.

They have intentionally dismantled the NHS by underfunding it to the point where the NHS staff are all burnt out (having nervous breakdowns, leaving the country for far- better paying jobs or just leaving the field completely) just so they could sell it off to privatised companies worth billions just so they can fill their own pockets. Oh, and the incredible capable staff (medical or support) who were all from Europe have been told they are no longer welcome here and they have returned home because Britain is a cesspool of bigotry and hate

They are dismantling the social care systems for the disabled and elderly, to try to force us back to work even though we are physically and/or mentally incapable of work by stripping away our incomes.

They're doing everything they can to keep us from living by making sure we cannot afford food, housing, utilities, water, and tax.

They are living on taxpayers whilst having millions, even billions in the bank for themselves.

The corrupt politicians fill their bank accounts and buy third and fourth houses across all Europe, another boat— whatever— and they have scandal after scandal with absolutely no consequence, and we can do absolutely nothing.

Their handling of COVID was criminal, and aside from wasting an incredible amount of money, they are responsible for many deaths by not acting fast enough and by forcing people back into the workplace when they knew it was not safe because they wanted to improve the economy they collapsed.

Oh, and don't forget all those lovely parties they had during COVID lockdowns when we were all in our houses and not allowed to see family members who were dying-- or even go to their funerals because of COVID restrictions.

They are intentionally fuelling the hate at queer people-- specifically trans people. This, I assure you, will get so much worse.

They keep sending money from taxpayers over to fund wars in other places-- including genocide-- with no way for us to fight back.

They keep making law after law making it more and more difficult for us to protest against everything they are doing.

Now the Tories expect you to do 12-18 months (+4 reserve years) of mandatory conscripted service in the military so you can go help countries commit war atrocities and genocide. And if you refuse, you are sanctioned. And they are making more and more laws restricting protest and free speech, so if we fight back, we're punished-- criminalised.

Do you understand what is happening right now?

Anyone who can still vote for the Tories after all of this, I have only a deep seeded concern for their sanity, and revulsion at their lack of morals.

FUCK EVERYONE WHO WILL OR HAS EVER VOTED FOR THESE MONSTERS.

FUCK.

THE.

TORIES.

FUCK.

THEM.

ALL.

[my-jokes-are-my-armour]

With open arms

That boy is ready to fly. He is a free bird and an ever-present sing songy twit ☺️

Body language is part of characterisation and this is a constant in Jaskier's. This movement is revelatory for those who can't pass the theatricality of the man. He is open, trusty by default and absolutely vulnerable. As much as he wears masks to hide the depth of what he feels, his heart is defenseless and exposed. He is taking everything, absorbing, experiencing, welcoming, living to the fullest... until he hurts. And yet he won't change.

[ravenousrampage]

does knight like any normal food? I feel like he might like pies

He loves baked potatoes and pastries! It just takes a LOT to fill him up, haha

I bet he'd like pies! Maybe Miss Innkeeper can teach him how to make one.