#* sentences.

[ireneae]

[circushqacts]

Sentence Starters

"Es horrible morir. O vivir".

"Te estuve buscando, no te ves bien".

"¿Pudiste ver su última expresión?"

"¿Crees que corramos peligro?"

"¿Por qué él? Nunca le hizo daño a nadie".

"Esto no va a ser lo mismo sin él".

"Aquí nos ocultan algo".

"Parece una pesadilla".

"¿Y si esto vuelve a pasar?"

"Realmente no estoy de humor para hablar".

"No puedo creer que van a dar su remolque".

"Se siente más vacío desde que no está".

"Tendrían que darnos más tiempo antes de volver al trabajo".

[anthonycrowley]

i think jarpad could play stannis baratheon but he’d have to cut all his hair off. idk if he’d have to be bald but he’d def need a receding hairline.

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

[amediocregamer]

the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.

[hychlorions]

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

[mwagneto]

what the world looks like after a big cup of lemonade

[skippyisntfunny]

[sniperct]

[dramatic-dolphin]

when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"

the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.

[morganbritton132]

No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

[beaft]

google help me

[gougerre]

[creepymutelilbugger]

i honestly don't even care if ive already posted this. look at it again

[intermundia]

this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert