#* sentences.

[ireneae]

[circushqacts]

Sentence Starters

"Es horrible morir. O vivir".

"Te estuve buscando, no te ves bien".

"¿Pudiste ver su última expresión?"

"¿Crees que corramos peligro?"

"¿Por qué él? Nunca le hizo daño a nadie".

"Esto no va a ser lo mismo sin él".

"Aquí nos ocultan algo".

"Parece una pesadilla".

"¿Y si esto vuelve a pasar?"

"Realmente no estoy de humor para hablar".

"No puedo creer que van a dar su remolque".

"Se siente más vacío desde que no está".

"Tendrían que darnos más tiempo antes de volver al trabajo".

[anthonycrowley]

i think jarpad could play stannis baratheon but he’d have to cut all his hair off. idk if he’d have to be bald but he’d def need a receding hairline.

[skippyisntfunny]

[sniperct]

[dramatic-dolphin]

when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"

the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.

[pjharvey-moved]

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

[morganbritton132]

No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

[beaft]

google help me

[creepymutelilbugger]

i honestly don't even care if ive already posted this. look at it again

[intermundia]

this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

[maines]

— Kathryn Hahn, The Tonight Show, september 12

[amediocregamer]

the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.

[vampmilf]

doing important research on this fine sunday morning

[andyoullhearitagain]

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.