#* ( HEADCANON ) ･ﾟ KADY ORLOFF DIAZ

[thebisexualdogdad]

HCs Son of Wickoff dating WFA Dick Grayson and introducing him to his family?

● your mom's weren't exactly thrilled when you decided to move to Gotham after graduating from brakebills 

● Julia "Y/N why would you want to move somewhere so dangerous?" 

● "because being a magician here in New York isn't dangerous?" 

● Kady "he's got a point"

● you met Dick a few weeks after your move 

● well actually you met Nightwing 

● you had a run in with killer moth where Nightwing thought you were a civilian needing saving 

● he was quite impressed by your magic when he joined the fight to find you had already saved yourself 

● "so you're one of those vigilantes I keep hearing about huh?"

● "you must be new to Gotham, typically people run when they see killer moth" 

● "trust me this guy was nothing compared to some of the things I've seen" 

● "why don't I take you out for a bite to eat and you tell me about this magic stuff" 

● it wasn't too long after that you were calling your moms to tell them you had a boyfriend 

● and they immediately planned a trip for you to bring him home to meet them

● "I hope you don't have plans this weekend"

● "nope why?"

● "my moms want to meet you"

● "well I would ask isn't it too soon but considering you met Bruce and my family before we even started dating it's only fair" 

● Dick wasn't nervous at all, you warned him your mom Kady could be quite intimidating but his response was "she can't possibly be scarier than Damian" 

● but he was wrong

● as with all your past partners Kady was the parent who interrogated them upon first meeting to make sure they were good enough for you

● and this time she also had Margo helping her after your mom's surprised you with all your aunts and uncles joining the party 

● Kady "so Dick, if that even is your real name-" 

● Dick "actually my real name is Richard" 

● Margo "ha so you have a fake identity!" 

● Julia "you guys do know Dick is a very common nickname for Richard right?" 

● you sighing in the background "why did I agree to this"

● Eliot keeps offering Dick wine to take the edge off

● "thanks but I don't drink" 

● "by the end of this dinner you just might start" 

● Fen of course brings out all her swords not realizing it appears as if she's threatening him 

● "don't be nervous she shows off her weapons to everyone, she once got kicked out of a grocery store for using one to cut open a bunch of coconuts to 'find the best one'" 

● Quentin is your saving grace, keeping your family from going too crazy and scaring him off

● "so Dick, what's your family like" 

● "I wouldn't even know where to start"

● you "actually, Dick and his family are vigilantes" 

● Penny "woah like Batman?" 

● you and Dick both smile 

● Todd "wait you know Batman?? "

● "yeah that would be my dad Bruce" 

● Todd "I have his autograph"

● Penny "Todd I keep telling you that's not a real autograph you got it from a guy selling them out of his car"

● Todd "im telling you Penny its real"

● Dick "I hate to break it to you sir but Batman doesn't sign autographs"

● Todd "wait what?? I paid two hundred bucks for that??"

● Alice "so which one are you?" 

● "Nightwing"

● Kady "hm, you know people talk about your ass online a lot?" 

● "Mom!!" 

● "what? They do!" 

[apple-dongle]

The Magicians LGBT headcanons :)

The edit is low quality bc I wanted to use this audio and also at some point CapCut was giving me issues and I was getting sick of her lol

Also there’s some folks who are grouped together bc of timing but the flags are self explanatory

[aesthbaby]

If you and Margo Hanson went on a date

She once told Eliot she’d never date an Illusionist.

“They’re always playing mind games...literally.” She once told him during a study night.

Who knew Margo the Destroyer would fall head over heals for an Illusionist? She definitely was not expecting it.

She casually offered the idea of taking shrooms and practicing herbal spells.

When she mentioned it, it sounded like another one of her random ideas that she’d sometimes blurt. You quickly realized that she was trying to indirectly ask you out on a date.

You accepted her offer, not thinking she was serious until you heard a knock at your door. 

There she was, in a floral dress with her hair curled.

“And judging by your facial expression, you didn’t think I was actually coming...” she sounds defeated so you quickly fix yourself and treat her like she deserves.

It started out as a simple regeneration charm on a daisy but then Margo upped the game.

“Bet I can make a psychedelic sandwich before you.” She taunts.

“What do I get if I win?”

She leans in all sultry and shit. “I’ll blow you.”

Bursting out into a fit of giggles you remind her you don’t have that appendage.

“Shit...wrong gender.”

You win her little contest but you can tell she’s so fucking out of it. (But in all fairness, so are you.)

Someway, somehow you both end up on her bed staring at stars you’ve conjured.

She turns to you all fuzzy headed and euphoric, “You’re one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. No one’s ever this nice to me without wanting something.”

“You’re different then other people Margo; you don’t give a fuck what other people think about you. You don’t conform to the standards the world gave us. I like that about you.”

She leans up and kisses you. “You’re special.” She turns over on her back. “I don’t want this feeling to end.”

“Aww...” you brush a piece of hair out her face. "I’m sorry babe but the shrooms will probably wear off real soon.”

She starts laughing a little. Its kind of adorable. “We’d be cute together.”

“Yeah...we would, but I’d feel better if I heard you say that while sober.”

The next morning when you’re woken up by Eliot (Margo’s presumed best friend) bursting through the door. He makes some snarky remark along the lines of, “Seems my Bambi has found her mate. Please don’t tell me you two snorted all my coke.”

What the hell is a Bambi?

“Get out!” She throws a pillow. “Dickhead.”

She doesn’t talk to you for a few days. No calls. No texts. Not even an email.

Eliot saw you in the library and made some comment about how you’re just her type and that she should stop playing hard to get.

So, what do you do when someone’s playing hard to get? You do the opposite.

Now you’re standing in front of her bedroom door mumbling to yourself. “Margo’s gonna hate this. Margo’s gonna think you’re weird. Margo’s probably going to slam the door in your face. Margo-”

“What are you doing here?”

“Margo! Hi, I though I’d- uhm”

“Spit it out baby bird.”

“I got this for you.” You hand her a sandwich and she gives you a curious look while taking it. “Its been charmed. It will give you a euphoric feeling without all the memory loss and dizziness.”

She opens the counter to take a peak. “Not bad.”

“Be ready at nine, I’m driving.” You tell her.

“Excuse me?”

“No more playing hard to get.” You turn to walk towards the stairs. “Nine pm sharp Margo!” You call over your shoulder.

“That bitch.” She crosses her arms.

You came back to the cottage around 8:50 something and you can bet your bottom dollar she was dressed and ready.

[riotkissedarchived]

anyway kady orloff diaz gryffindor slytherin secondary 

[wanderingxrivers]

Why do I picture Kady having enchanted brass knuckles?

[alonecoura]

quentin / kady / julia are canon divergent now . thanks !

[faeryeyedking-arc]

margo tags-

[magicsouled]

tag dump -

[theseqceens]

alice quinn tag drop;

[thebisexualdogdad]

Dating headcanons for being in a relationship with Wickoff - SFW and NSFW if ya like

· you and Julia had been dating since high school

· you two and Quentin were kind of like the nerdy unholy trio growing up

· you and Quentin had an on going Fillory based dnd campaign that Julia somehow got dragged into 

· and Quentin was the one who helped you get the courage to tell Julia you were in love with her in tenth grade 

· you guys never considered being in a polyamorus relationship until you met Kady at Brakebills

· suddenly both you and Julia were a walking version of the "well mark me down as scared and horny" meme whenever Kady was around

· it started out as just a threesome 

· Kady and Penny had just broken up and who better to rebound with than you and Julia

· but then Kady realized she was just as into you and Julia as you guys were into her

· Margo and Eliot were the ones who figured out what was going on and were eager for all the hot gossip

· but none of you knew what to do with this relationship 

· Margo "there's a simple solution to all this you know" 

· "and that is?"

· Eliot "you become a throuple duh" 

· so you do 

· how you ended up with two incredibly hot girlfriends you don't know

· and the sex is out of this world

· you and Julia had only really explored the basics of kinks

· but then Kady came into the picture and oh does it get wild

· it's not just blindfolds and scarfs used as ties anymore

· there's hot wax, there's real metal handcuffs that leave bruises for days, there's vibrators and fun toys of all sorts

· Kady quite enjoys watching you edge Julia over and over again with a vibrator 

· and Kady knows how to work a strap on both Julia and you

· Margo always asks for all the dirty details for ideas for her own personal life

· then there was that time Margo actually joined in on the fun for more… hands on experience

· you and Kady are super protective of Julia

· anyone even looks at her funny and you two are ready to snap their neck

· and anytime the crew is heading into trouble making sure Julia is safe is always your first priority

· Julia is usually the little spoon

· the only times Kady can be the little spoon is when she ties her hair up or else you'll wake up with a mouth full of all that hair

· you make fun of Kady for being so soft for Julia 

· and then she punches your shoulder and tells you to shut up before she tells everyone how whipped you get when she puts her strap on 

· when there are loud noises coming from your guys room no one can tell if you guys are practicing your magic or fucking

· it's about a 50/50 shot one way or the other 

· and sometimes it's both 

· Eliot knows many a spells made to be used for the bedroom that you are very appreciative of 

[goddessjuliawicker]

Wickoff Sick Headcanons

Kady doesn’t ‘get sick’. Kady downs a bottle of NyQuil, chases it with cough syrup and stumbles out of bed before passing out in the floor

Julia wears a mask when Kady is sick so she doesn’t catch it

Julia is the one who makes tea loaded down with honey

Kady cannot stay in bed when sick. Or, at least, she doesn’t want to. She stumbles around, confused and dizzy

Julia measures out the medicine for Kady and gets her Gatorade to help her feel better

Kady gets weird on cold medicine and tells long, mumbling, rambling stories

When Julia is sick she curls up on the sofa in yoga pants and a t-shirt, surrounded by tissues.

Kady makes Julia tea that is mostly whisky. Whisky and cough syrup

Julia reads a lot when she’s sick. Or, at the very least, she tries to. She keeps falling asleep on her book

Kady rubs Julia’s temples to try and ease off her headache

Kady goes to the resturaunt down the street and gets Julia miso soup because Julia loves it and Kady thinks it’ll make her feel better

Kady panics when Julia gets sick and wants to fix it

Cold medicine makes Julia weirdly hyperactive and good luck

[sadlittlenerdking]

The magicians group secretly watching Star Trek and StarWars so they can get Quentins stupid references and so they can properly make fun of him, because an uninformed joke is never as funny as a well informed joke. Also because they like to see the cute little confused look on his face when he realizes they got one of the references

[riotkissed]

(9) why were you drawn to [certain ] characters?

ASKS FOR MUNS OF MULTIMUSES    (  ACCEPTING   )

okay i’m gonna break it down in to like general categories:

the road to redemption:   these are characters that typically fucking hate themselves, that are trying to reconcile what they’ve done with who they want to be. that may never find forgiveness but can’t stop trying. i’m feral for that because hello teen monster ilse... okay truly i’m about to watch more youtube videos about redemption arcs in buffy and cry.   (  jughead in the hunger,  faith,  carmilla,  danny,  mg,  josie,  kady  )

martyr complex:   angel babies who will save the world at any cost and who are often frustratingly self sacrificing.   aka the only type of people i believed who countered as heroes as a kid.   (  danny, mel, josie, jo, jesse, toni, landon  )

new york as a third limb:   if a character was born in new york city i will automatically judge them and possibly love them especially if they are poor that them there is the rules.   there’s just so much people don’t get about growing up here that i love to like.  correct.   (  jenny, nate, kady as i headcanon her ) 

characters i sometimes hate:  sometimes i really really fucking hate characters with a passion and then kind of realize that the qualities that i hate in them are the qualities that i hate the most about myself.  i’ll not go in to detail for this so as not to like... offend people. 

trying to forge a new identity or running from their old ones:   enough said, i love them.  (  faith, jenny, emma, erica, nate )

survivors guilt:   filed under sexy and sad   (  danny, emma, jesse  )

i am my own god and martyr:   characters who have their own damn moral codes that other characters or fandom often dismiss as wrong.   but usually they’re fucking right!!!   (  carmilla, abigael, kaleb )

alternate endings or plots:   characters that had inklings of plots i think the writers were too cowardly to go for or thought didn’t fit  (  cheryl as a witch, allison actually rising from the dead, can we fucking just address that both bridget and her mom both had bipolar instead of keeping it vague lmao. )  or characters that just didn’t get enough love or good endings from fans or writers (  danny, kaleb, kady, emma, jo, toni ) 

slight self insert:   characters i high key relate to and will never let go of and probably project too much on  ( mel - puerto rican lesbian pls, jenny - poor kid who went to an nyc private school, landon & cheryl - victims of parental/guardian abuse, kady orloff diaz - new yorker with anger issues, josie - literally teen ilse ) 

[vicweasley]

I was born with a HURRICANE HEART with wild rains and unchallenged rogue winds;           I am constantly fighting, fighting to keep those dear to me within its eye.

DICHEN LACHMAN? No, that’s actually VICTOIRE WEASLEY from the NEXT GEN ERA. You know, the child of FLEUR WEASLEY ( NEÉ DELACOUR ) and BILL WEASLEY? Only 27 years old, this SLYTHERIN alumni works as a DRAGONOLOGIST and is sided with THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX. SHE identifies as GENDERQUEER and is a 1/8TH VEELA who is known to be MERCURIAL, SELF-DESTRUCTIVE, and STUBBORN but also LOYAL, PASSIONATE, and STRATEGIC. — &&. ( JINX, PST, SHE/THEY, 24. ) Note: Victoire is adopted.

PLAYLIST • PINTEREST 

CHARACTER INSPIRATIONS: Mercutio ( Romeo and Juliet ), Kady Orloff Diaz ( The Magicians ), Bellamy Blake ( The 100 ), Kara Thrace ( Battlestar Galatica ), Sara Lance ( Legends of Tomorrow )

HEADCANON ONE:

Character Name: Victoire Apolline Delacour-Weasley

VICTOIRE: Seventeen years of hearing stories about those who died on her ‘birthday’ before her. Over a decade of not celebrating it when she realized what it meant to others. Of course, she understands that this is the burden she carries – while her cousins bear namesakes of those who had fallen before them, she is the painful reminder of the day they lost people – so they could win freedom. She is the h e l l f i r e that is left after a victory, scorching technicolor brutal memories into the minds of those who were left behind. Still, she is a Victory none the less, and her family adopted her the day of a horrible day when she was a baby. They chose her instead of the pain, they named her after the good instead of seeing the bad.   APOLLINE: The french derivative of the name Apollonia which comes from the Greek god, Apollo. Apollo, the god of the sun, prophecy, music, beauty, healing, poetry, plague and so much more. It could be said that Victoire is her own brand of beautiful – of course the Veela genes help ( or do they? ) but if there’s anything she’s gotten from this namesake it’s the love of music. She’s sure that if she wasn’t going to work with dragons when she was older it would be with music – something she practically speaks as a language. The name might sound too flowery or too soft for Victoire – but her grandmother from which she was given this name was still a Veela. She still had the siren song that was deadly to almost associated with her name. Still, just because Victoire is comparable to a constantly raging storm – she has times where parts of her mother and grandmother comes out.   DELACOUR: While she embraces the Weasley, Victoire also embraces her mother’s French heritage. If there’s anything of her mother, of this side of the family that comes out – it’s when she speaks French. She refuses to call her mother anything but maman, and will quickly switch to French around her during Weasley-Potter-Lupin gatherings at the burrow to make her feel even a little more comfortable. For Victoire, the Delacour name embodies softness and embodies femininity that she’s not always connected to. It reminds her that she’s not been alone in being discriminated against or objectified, that others understand what it’s like to be in her place to some extent. It’s then that she’s able to embrace the girl, that she’s able to feel like one and not always so at war with her body and herself. WEASLEY: If the other parts of her name didn’t already come with enough precedence – perhaps the name ‘Weasley’ was the icing on the cake. She couldn’t be prouder to be a Weasley, no matter how much fussing her grandmother does or how everyone is in everyone’s business – Victoire knows she is lucky. Vic is well aware of how privileged she is & how her infamous family of blood traitors are lucky to have the life they do. Even though she looked different from some of her family, so did so many of her other extended family members. She took comfort in the fact that Weasley-Potters were a mixed bunch, in personality, in races, in ideals, and her being different was celebrated. There may have been a thirst to know her heritage the older she got, one that would later be quenched, but her real family were the Weasley’s. They chose her, they were better than her blood family ever was, not that she could remember them.

Pronouns & Gender:   She/Her. Victoire identifies as Genderqueer.

HEADCANON TWO:

gender dysphoria tw

C h a n g i n g. From the minute Victoire was born, she was always fidgeting, always moving and her first display of magic was at 4 years old, when she tried to change her hair blue like Teddy’s. Instead, it changed her beautiful crop of dark brown into a dirty blonde. Often, she’d find herself envying Teddy’s abilities to change, feeling uncomfortable in her skin and angry that it wasn’t as easy for her. As she grew older, she came to understand  what her body was, what it would be and that she’d never be able to change herself like Teddy or change herself at all. Any change that she’d make would be permanent and she found herself not wanting that in the slightest. Not wanting to limit herself because while Victoire loved her feminine side – there was something she felt growing in her soul that was just … something else. It didn’t have a label but it became her, it was her, and it was confusing but it was who she was. Victoire did research and after a while the closest thing she could find to what she felt her gender was the term: genderqueer. Of course, after she realized this she told her parents, getting nothing but support from them. A reason they’ve let Victoire dye her hair so much and wear clothes that some parents would have heart attacks at, is so she feels like she has an option to be who she is. Even though they know that their child will be who she is with or without their permission, they figure helping her along the way in a world where there are many people who are against what her gender is & think it’s unnatural. They are Vic’s parents after all and after a war where they lost family and friends who gave their lives so their children could have freedom  – it seems trivial to ever fuss over something like gender. At twenty seven, Vic is more comfortable in herself but still struggles. She keeps it to herself instead of talking about her own dysphoria because it seems trivial compared the war going on around her, compared to so much else.

HEADCANON THREE:

About: ( SELF HARM MENTION, VIOLENCE MENTION, MISOGYNY MENTION )

Storm with skin. The performer. { Secret Strategist }. Masochistic with sadistic tendencies because she is just so filled with A N G E R ( being sexualized at a young age, her ass pinched on her first Hogsmeade trip, and so so much more that she doesn’t have a language to explain it in — only violent actions ). N o t that she’d let you know.  Warrior, no,VALKYRIE more of a DRAGON than a girl ( if she ever was a g i r l in the first place ), fiercely protective of the people she loves — and if you dare mess with her family, friends, or any of the sort, you better run for oblivion.  V I C T O R Y in her veins that she will hold onto until her dying breath.

Victoire Weasley is more than just a simple human being, she’s the true embodiment of what it means to be a storm with skin. Enigmatic even.

Victoire is quite sure of who she is, what she wants in life & what she will get, she’s quite sure of everything that she is —-

                …but in those moments she blacks out in pure rage — she’s not so sure.

She’s h o r r i f i e d. In those moments where she looks for pain like she’s a drug addict and it’s her next fix, she mortified. She can’t remember how it quite started – a punch to the wall there after a fight, a purpose slap in the face, anything that released the rage she had. Victoire didn’t dare release it on the people she loved because she’d never be able to forgive herself for that, but it grew. The feeling grew and soon she had to hurt herself. But she can remember when she knew. When she needed reminders, when she needed blood and big bruises to litter her body. It’s something she’s so ashamed of, that she hasn’t let on to anyone. A reason Victoire craves fights and sometimes throws them is because of this masochistic need to hurt herself – just letting people beat her to unconsciousness. Her anger is so great, so c o n s u m i n g, there’s the small hope if she finds a way to release it somehow – it’ll go away.

              “I will always scare; and more than anyone else — myself.”

It was in House of Serpents that she learned there is grey. There is moral grey, and it’s where she lives. With a heart so big, so W I D E, that even she doesn’t realize it’s part of the reason her anger can consume her. Feeling things for Victoire Weasley is never half arsed, it’s full arsed, and her passion, her ambition, could be the death of her. Her ambition to save the ones she loves, to protect her family. F a m i l y. A word redefined by Victoire fucking Weasley.

But when you meet her, she’ll s m i l e. She’ll laugh, she’ll charm you most likely and she’ll talk about the fact that Freddie Mercury is much more interesting than John Lennon, thank you very much. How Johnny Cash, Jeff Buckley, Arctic Monkeys, HAIM, and Aerosmith should be listened to at least once a day and how if she wanted anyone’s singing voice besides Freddie’s, it would be Hayley Williams, no doubt. She’d take off her shirt to show you the tattoos that run down her back, tell you about the ones that s n a k e down shoulders, arms, legs and how they’re ones dedicated to each and every one of her family members. For her best friends. For past people she loved. With child like w o n d e r m e n t and pure genuine glee, she’ll talk about her dragon, Mercury, and how her and Hagrid planned to try to start a campaign to get real dragons at Hogwarts — or at least they had. Never has she doubted being a Dragonologist and never has she had so much peace.

THOUGHTS ON THE TIMECLASH: Victoire thinks it’s amazing, sure she’s worried about the world as a whole, but she thinks this timeclash is kind of lit! It’s like a big party to her in a way, she’s never been more excited to learn about history than through the actual people she actually read about in the history books. If anything, she’s trying to learn from the new people around her, often sparking up random conversations with absolutely anyone she can to try to understand where they all come from. 

[fingercastings]

Magicians Vampire au edition

This is heavily based off of Vampire: The Masquerade / Vampire: The Requiem / World of Darkness world !! 

Please feel free to add on ! I couldn’t figure our a few of theses

The Coterie 

Quentin Coldwater - a Caitiff possibly, or maybe a Brujah

Alice Quinn - a  Tremere

Kady Orloff-Diaz - a Brujah

Penny Adiyodi - 

i know malkavians have physic abilties, but penny doesn’t fit the insanity

so i have no idea

Eliot Waugh - a Toreador

Margo Hanson - a Ventrue

Josh Hoberman - a Gangrel

Julia Wicker - a Tremere

Other vampires

Henry Fogg - a Ventrue, who is a Baron of small section of New York where the Coterie resides, he is the one who brought the Coterie together

Jane Chatwin - a Brujah who turned Quentin because she thought he could bring change to the vampire world/underworld

Marina Andrieski - a  Ventrue, or a Ravnos, who does not obey any law but her own, she has power and owns a club where she does her business

Fen - I’m thinking she’s a caitiff or gangrel

Ideas and Headcanons

Quentin was turned by Jane, and it rather upsetting, Jane didn’t stick around or was upfront about siring him, she watched him from the shadows, and he struggled very much after the embrace 

Jane after siring Quentin, does leave him with fresh “food” that he feeds on, which later leads to his horror about the whole situation

Jane picked Quentin out because she thought he had something special and that he could bring fixes and changes to the order of their underworld that were much needed

Upon Jane’s request to Henry, Henry went and gathered Quentin Coldwater up and put him in a coterie with six other vampires

Henry tasks this coterie, which is only about three years old, originally started out with just Josh, Margo, and Eliot 

Kady and Penny and Alice come around about two years after Fogg’s Coterie had started

Alice is actually surprisingly older than everyone thinks, and knows her Sire as well as her Sire’s Sire and other Tremere that her Sire has sired

Tensions are very high when Quentin is brought into the coterie, but they all understand that if anyone fucks with them, then the other coterie members will be there to protect them

Eliot, Alice, and Margo are the kindest in teaching Quentin about the underworld

Julia is violently embraced and turned, it’s very traumatic and upsetting, and she goes on a very bad frenzy after because her Sire didn’t leave her with anything and she was very alone

This causes disruption in the territory, which the Baron Fogg sents the coterie to investigate and eliminate the threat

When the coterie find Julia, Quentin and Eliot are the most sympathetic to Julia

Quentin is sympathetic because he recognizes her, she was his friend from childhood and now they both find each other as undead

Eliot is empathetic to Julia, because he realizes what was going on, she was hunting for her Sire and realizes that her embrace wasn’t the usual and it was incredibly violent and upsetting and recognizes ptsd

Eliot actually killed his Sire, who had been lying to him about something major

Being a gangrel, Josh has an affiliation with animals and knows that eventually he’ll become beast and eventually does start to show signs of that, but this also means that Josh can command rats and birds and even commune with cats and dogs and other animals

Julia and Quentin are the youngest vampires, and Alice and Kady are the oldest vampires

From youngest to oldest, in terms of being turned / how long a vampire; Julia, Quentin, Penny, Josh, Margo, Eliot, Kady, Alice

Now the coterie is 8 vampires who are all equally fucked up in some way and all still trying to figure out what the fuck un-life is, while trying to prevent a war in the underworld as well as trying to avoid being hunted by a few humans

[battlemagick]

BATTLEMAGICK   ( NOUN )   :    An independent   Kady Orloff Diaz   from SyFy’s The Magicians.   Heavily headcanon-based and canon-averse.   Writes with mutuals only   –––   plotting preferred.    Narrated by   ilse ,   21+.