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Me with the "I KNOW why people say UM stop explaining it to me T-T"
Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
#not this account my alt#Every response is explaining why people say um#pretty certain half are innocently explaining it to the characters in the post but SOME ARE DEFINITELY EXPLAINING IT TO ME#YES I KNOW#YOU ALL HAVE BEEN TELLING ME FOR MONTHS NOW
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one of these days I'm going to open this app and see you posting "actually, gluons are a type of maid locked in a black rom mediation between two topgirls and one bottom girl, and there is only one bed!"
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Haunted by Kosmo’s warning about darkness and corruption overwhelming Callum if he ever does dark magic again. (And he’ll definitely do dark magic again)
#yes I know#I like white hair Callum#I think he looks neat#the dragon prince#tdp#callum#tpd callum#rayllum#tdp screenshot edit#snake boi callum
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First pass at a Remy. The hold this rat has on my heart rn I cannot express.
#he’s a trophy wife#and an Icon#remy lebeau#gambit#gambit xmen#x men 97#xmen fanart#X-men#god I wanna kiss him on his forehead and tell him everything will be okay#yes I’ve seen the whole thing#yes I know#let a woman be delusional ok#he entrances me#a little man who loves his wife#she could kill him#he is so into that#and by god#so am I#I’m gonna beat the shit out of him#(lovingly)
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♡🔵⚫💨🌃♡
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow#sketchbook#yes i know#watch OUT you're gonna CRASH aaAAAah#it's fine they've survived much worse#old repost
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Feel free to ignore this if it doesn't spark your interest but worth a shot. Can I ask what breed of dog Jesus was in your dog world?
I think dog Jesus predates most of today's dog breeds. Realistically he'd probably be some kind of mutt, probably with vaguely Canaan dog looks. But European depictions of Jesus have always been very localized, and I tend to think that in Medieval, Renaissance and Baroque art he'd usually appear as a Spaniel of sorts, although it varies from piece to piece. Gun dogs more often than not.
#every society adapts their idea of Christ to fit their needs and culture to some degree right#so maybe in France he's represented by a French breed of dog and in Sweden a Swedish breed and so on#because Jesus is typically depicted as noble and handsome they would end up choosing breeds that have prestige and high status#over those that aren't viewed as favorably#so ironically very few rustic shepherd Jesuses#does that sound sensible?#yes I know#but this is in fact a thing I have to consider for world building purposes#can't have dog Catholicism without dog Jesus#answered#anonymous
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On a completely different note from my previous post I wanted to see more anthropomorphic ren and remembered I knew how to do that
@enderwoah had said something about dressing him up in kingly jewels like technoblade and I ran with it <3
#mcyt#hermitcraft#art#artwork#yes i know#he looks like the death wolf#i had his 3rd life skin on the brain#leave me be#<3#rendog#rendog fanart#third life
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Strip Lanceboard with the Devil
#YES I KNOW#I CAN'T HELP IT#this would deserve a fic but#my english sucks#raphael bg3#bg3 screenshots#bg3 mods#bg3 raphael#raphael the cambion#PyrasScreenshots
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Douma Headcanons Part 3
I thought of more 😫
NSFW under the cut.
PART ONE | PART TWO
You discover the thrill of being hunted.
Douma likes to have you hide while he seeks you out, tiptoeing through the temple, honing his senses on you.
"Come on out, little pet... I promise not to bite too hard..."
"Awwh~ perhaps you ran away for good?" 🥺
You don't even dare to breathe. Your pulse is racing.
Some deep, primal instinct overrides your adoration of him.
You are prey and your predator is looking for you.
You can hear him pouting.
LOVES to sneak up on you in your hiding spot and get your heart pounding.
Sometimes he'll let you try to run from him.
You never know what he'll do when he catches you (and he always does.)
Sometimes he'll pounce on you, pin you down and tickle you until you beg him for mercy,
sometimes he'll pin you against the wall and fuck you as he sucks on your neck.
When he's not chasing you, fucking you, or generally being a little (6'2") gremlin, he likes to lie with his head on your chest or your stomach and just have you pet his hair.
He gets all soft and about as close to sleepy as demons get.
Bathes with you.
He has one of those enormous sexy basically-an-indoor-pool baths. Has it filled with rose petals for you and likes to pluck them off your wet body when you get out.
Kisses you as he washes your hair, and lathers his hands in soap to slip them over your skin.
He spends his life being doted on by his disciples, so he likes to do the same for you.
Baths almost always turn into bath sex.
Favorite position is the lotus. He likes to watch your face as he fucks you, and loves the feeling of you desperately riding his dick as you cling to his shoulders.
Will absolutely gossip with you about his disciples after they confess their sins to him.
Finds it hilarious and adorable that you're so hypnotized by his chest. Will let you squeeze them but be careful because his nipples ARE sensitive and he WILL want to fuck if they get too much attention.
He likes your titties too.
They're fun to play with.
Desperately wants to take you to the Infinity Castle and show you off. 😫 Muzan won't let him.
(Wants to bone you in every room there. Yes, he knows it's impossible. No, he's not going to quit wanting it.)
#kny douma#douma my beloved#i actually love him so much#yes i know#he is terrible#however#he is such a cutie#and i think i could change him#lol who am i kidding#i can't even change my sheets.#demon slayer douma#kimetsu no yaiba douma#douma smut#douma x you#douma
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Quotes from my life as things the Batfam would say.
Dick: Can you crop me stripping out of the photo?
Tim: Usually when I leave people have a happy smile on their faces.
Steph: It wasn’t assault it was an oopsie daisy.
Duke: Drunk driving is fine, as long as it’s not drunk crashing.
Barbara: I’m gonna eat that shit up.
Damian: I can’t tell if that’s my dad or a lesbian.
Jason: it’s not assault if you enjoy it
#yes i know#I’m insane#my friends are insane#batman#batfamily#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne#cassandra cain#duke thomas#batdad#kate kane#stephanie brown#barbara gordon#batfam#batkids#dc comics
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Uhhhh I’ve recently reread the Jekyll and Hyde novel lol
And I decided to try a (slightly) different style
I might do more for Halloween or something, idk I just wanted to draw these ladies
Please Do Not Repost!
Reblogging is appreciated but not necessary ^^
And now, a tiny rant/explaination that no one will care about but I feel like I need to bring it up or some people might have questions lol;
From what I remember I don’t think Dr. Lanyon was ever given a first name in the book, if he did have name I forgot. I know he’s been given different names throughout the years, but I’m going off of the cartoon from the 1980s, and in that version his name is Dr. Haste Lanyon. After some research, I found that a feminine name similar to that in the 1800s was Hasty, so I used that. I apologize for any confusion, and honestly I’m not sure how much I like that name so I might very well change it, but as of right now her name is Dr. Hasty Lanyon.
And before anyone asks, yes, I have read ‘The Glass Scientists’ Comics, but I wanted to make my own designs. I have nothing against the artist and the writing, it’s still an amazing comic and I definitely recommend it to anyone who likes Jekyll and Hyde. (I haven’t really read in the past few years tho, I got caught up in life and found other interests. If I felt like going through three years worth of comics I’ve missed, I’d probably start reading it again, but alas I don’t feel like it lol. I still recommend it tho, it has a great storyline and a beautiful art style)
That’s all, thanks for reading my pointless explanation
#yes i know#the clothing isn’t time-period-accurate#but shhhhhh#genderbend#jekyll and hyde#dr. jekyll and mr. hyde#the mysterious case of dr. jekyll and mr. hyde#dr henry jekyll#edward hyde#gabriel utterson#dr haste lanyon#dr lanyon#my art#my designs#the clothing is slightly inspired by the glass scientists#but that’s it really
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Biker boyfriends Rosekiller.
#yes i know#rosekiller#marauders#evan rosier#barty crouch junior#regulus black#pandora lovegood#dorcas meadowes#emmeline vance#slytherin skittles#james potter#jegulus#mary macdonald#sirius black#the valkyries
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“Shop is open”
1 - [Hidden] - [Hidden] currency
2 - Plush collar - 20 currency ( @aitobutmagic ‘s item )
3 - Candy - 1 currency per piece
4 - Spore breather - 24 currency
5 - Bag of holding - 31 currency
6 - 3x flails of madness - 40 currency ( @dragons-den-forging ‘s item )
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"Wizard Essentials"
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Staff - teacup - 25 currency
Orb - Turkey - 10 currency
Robes - green - 1 currency per robe
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"Consumables"
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1 - Health Potion - 10 currency
2 - Star potion - 15 currency
3 - potion of mana - 5 currency
4 - health Potion - 5 currency
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"Salt"
@ignisuadaroleplay @bi-gender-sorcerer @damnable-druid @crickled-thorn-thug @serious-tabaxi @song-de-lune @the-mighty-dalob @cleric-posting @sorcererest-sorcerer @yeast-wizard
#wizard island island#wizard tumblr#wizard posting#wizard#wizardposting#wizard shit#wizard blogging#magic shop#wizardblr#Yes I know#it was a request and I don’t like to turn down requests without a good reason#also I am going on vacation so#I may not respond to you until tomorrow
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Ben vs the DeLuca-Bishop's 6x01 // 7x06 STATION 19
#station 19#station19edit#maya x carina#maya bishop#carina deluca#ben warren#maya x carina edit#my stuff#carina x maya#marina edit#marinaedit#mayaxcarinaedit#s19: season 6#s19: season 7#s19: 6x01#s19: 7x06#yes i know#is dumb#please don't come for me
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Funniest thing would be Pedro winning in Barcelona
Or Aleix
#YES I KNOW#BUT IMAGINE#Everyone is stressing about the Championship and he is like#3... 2... 1... MY WIN I'LL GRAB IT FUCKER#motogp#pedro acosta#aleix espargaro#as a little treat#Last race is last home race and last win#PLEEEASSSSE
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CARY KISSED A MAN IN A STUPID TV SHOW ABOUT ART BUT NOT IN SAW...
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