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undercat-overdog · 2 years ago

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Here’s a random stupid question for you: If Annatar tasted ice cream and liked it, what would his favorite flavour eventually be?

Anon, I read this ask as my dog was attempting to lick lotion off my legs which is arguably tmi but it got me thinking that our evil werewolf warg... ok he's doggo... would enjoy lotion-flavored ice cream. The texture can be similar? I also watched a video once about parmesan ice cream, and cheese is appreciated by both cats and dogs.

For his least favorite flavor, since pets are occasionally tricked into eating medicine by hiding the medicine in vanilla ice cream, I'm going with vanilla.

(Actually he might find analyzing the complex taste of vanilla interesting? Idk it can be very good; vanilla ice cream is underrated.)

#were i really really terrible i could point out that i have more than once read semen described as ice cream #but that's up there with calling semen 'milt' in utter terribleness #so i am pointing it out but only in the tags #(and speaking of milt - which is phonotactically INCORRECT for lotr-era quenya - sacs of fish seminial fluid does sound...)#(ok i would eat it since it probably tastes good)#(but i would not want it as an ice cream flavor)#(but insert joke about man-flesh)#(which is honestly probably in the nutritionally-complete kibble he feeds various captives and orcs and puppies)#ask #anonymous #anon i'm so sorry for this reply i know it's awful

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