#(this isnt to say im like. nasty and not cleaning anything. this happened bc i didnt put the coffee maker back together)

[tempe-brennans]

i hate living here

[liquorisce]

priest eren anon here! i just noticed the typo in the other ask god im so embarrassed lol sorry english isnt my first language

i also just read what you wrote and its so good ur writing skills are incredible im amazed.. literally in awe and E&M are so hot their chemistry in ur stories is always unmatched! you’re my favorite eremika writer

so i was thinking about priest eren using holy water when he’s teasing her bc he’s lewd like that.. he would definitely fuck her in the confessional too! right after making her apologize to god for being such a slut/bad girl

BAE HELLO?!? there is no embarrassment tolerated here apart from being embarrassed over how nasty we get!! (No worries, typos are everyone’s worst enemy - I scroll thru my stripper fic and I want to slap myself bc it’s riddled with typos) and thank you so so much, seriously I don’t deserve the hype 😭❤️

Look I wasn’t raised Christian so I have never seen or been in a confessional, but I can imagine it’s narrow as fuck. So just imagine - he knows what she’s been up to, she doesn’t know how, but he knows. She can hear it in his voice, when he asks her, “Is there something you want to tell me, Mika?”

She doesn’t know why he even bothers asking, he knows, he surely has to know, he probably senses how she rubs her thighs to together in the booth right next to him. “Forgive me, father,” she whispers.

“What did you do, Mikasa?” Her cheeks burn, along with the rest of her at the shame-filled memory of last night. Why must he make her say it? As if the humiliation of this wetness between her legs wasn’t enough. It stains her panties, her skirt, her soul.

“I,” - she can’t say it, she doesn’t know how. She’s barely admitted it to herself. All she knows is the shame, the burning shame. (Or is it just desire?)

“Are you hiding something from me?” It’s the way he asks her. Surely this isn’t just him being a priest, it’s as if he demands it from her - this honesty, as if her truth belongs to him.

“I thought of you, Father,” she breathes, the words come out in a rush, and it feels better for a second, lighter, freer, until she remembers how her thighs are clamped together.

He’s quiet for a moment, and she feels tears in her eyes, surely he knows what she means, she knows how filthy, how disgusting, he probably doesn’t even want to speak to her anymore -

“… What did you think of?” She wonders if the strain in his voice is just her own imagination.

“You,” she begins, only to be cut off.

“Be specific,” he demands, urgent, not caring to sound the least bit like the sympathetic listener he was meant to be.

“Y-your fingers,” she mumbles, “… You touched me yesterday,” -

“And so it is my fault? Is that what you’re trying to say? Must I not only absolve your sin but carey it too?”

“I’m sorry,” she gasps, shocked by his anger, ashamed at herself, wishing she’d never come here. But how else would she ever be clean?

“There is no point in your apologies to me, Mikasa. The Lord will forgive you only if you are honest. And you have yet to be honest with me.”

“I touched myself,” she sobs, “I did, but I thought of you, the whole time, every second. I thought of your fingers, the way they felt against my skin.”

His voice is hoarse as he eggs her on, “… What else?”

“… I used my pillow.”

“In the dorms? While you were sleeping beside the other girls?” Is it anger she hears in his voice? She doesn’t know, all she knows is that it’s rough, edgy, and it doesn’t help the building feeling between her legs.

“Yes, Father.” Her eyes squeeze shut, a hot tear rolls down her cheek.

It happens so fast she doesn’t even hear it, only realises when she can feel him looming over her in the tiny wooden booth.

“Father…?” She almost squeaks, alarmed.

“I thought it best to cleanse you right away, but I didn’t realise how far it had gotten,” he murmurs, eyes glinting in the darkness.

She feels a cool splash and she gasps, the water making her blouse stick to her breasts indecently.

He doesn’t say anything but his eyes linger, she can see it, she watches him watch her, watches him take in the pretty curves of her breast.

It only makes her rub her thighs even closer.

His fingers reach her for clothed knee. “… Don’t do that,” he murmurs, strained. “… Don’t hide from me.”

But she keeps her legs firmly closed.

It angers him beyond comprehension. “… Not only do you indulge in your own shameless pleasure, but you’ve also gotten so brazen you’d do it right in front of a room full of others?”

She bites her lip, her nipples hardening with every word he says, every glance he spares her. “You’d do it in front of everyone else but not me?”

He pries her legs open with his hands (but truth be told, she didn’t even bother to resist), “How could you ever be forgiven?” And she wonders if she’s dreaming or if she detects the slightest note of anger, of jealousy.

She’s pliant under his grip, soft thighs under her full length skirt, that he wants nothing more than to sink his fingers into. “Show me,” he whispers, and it’s less of a demand more of a plea.

How could she ever say no? It’s only right, she’s already demeaned herself in the most common of places, this was the least she could do. It’s only right that she was honest, that she showed him exactly what she did.

So she recreates it, except this time without a pillow. And it feels so much better, she needs to bite her lip to prevent her moans from spilling out indecently.

He traces a finger on her lips, slips it in her mouth, says, “I need to hear you, Mika.” And she doesn’t care if it’s because it’s what the Lord wants or it’s just him, he’s touching her again, touching her lips and her tongue swirls around his finger absently.

“What else did you think of?” He hesitates before asking this, but he’s already chosen to cross this line and there’s no coming back. “Just this, your fingers inside me,” she breathes.

“Just my fingers?” He can’t believe what he’s hearing. He knew she grew up sheltered but was she really so innocent?

“Just your fingers, Father, I promise,” she whimpers, as he thrusts his thumb into her mouth, fucking her mouth with his finger.

“Then that’s all you’ll have,” he murmurs, as he quickly bunches up her skirt, and parts her soaked panties. She takes no time at all, he’s barely touched her, barely thrusted his fingers inside of her when she cums, sobbing, whispering for him to forgive her. What she doesn’t realise is that he has no interest in any kind of forgiveness, he’s busy committing to memory exactly how pretty she is down there, how soft, how delicate she sounds when he slips his middle finger in until the knuckle.

He leaves her like that, before she can even catch her breath, her skirt bunched up at her waist, her juices pooling embarrassingly into the fabric, nipples hard against the wet blouse. It takes several moments for her to gain her bearings, to realise what she’s done, how far she’d strayed, and the knowledge that anyone could have walked in and seen her like this (filthy, lustful) only makes the ache in her legs come back to life.

(Okok im sorry I wanted them to fuck but somehow it just didn’t go there~ apologies anon ❤️)

[powerpuffs]

jinhee x minhyun, minjun x jihyun, hani x nash (bc why not)

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where was their first date ?: 

jinhee x minhyun: i don’t think they know when they first started hanging out together just by themselves buT if we go for first official date, it’s during that picnic date :’’)minjun x jihyun: do they ever date?!?!? they date inside jihyun’s house LMAO probably the first time minjun took her out was to watch a movie hani x nash: at that cafe :’’) but their real real date was prob at some mcdonald’s eating that big mac and fries

what my muse would do to cheer your’s up:

jinhee x minhyun: annoy him :(( although i dont think minhyun is capable of being annoyed at jinhee. she asks him whats wrong, gives him cuddles or blows him, there’s no in between. minjun x jihyun: cook for her!!! a full course meal!!! he takes care of her so well!hani x nash: to be honest, it’s nash that makes her feel bad all the time lol :–( she’s gonna have to find a way to cheer herself up before facing him

who wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ?: 

jinhee x minhyun: jinhee would!! she’d often let minhyun sleep in bc she wakes up early to do morning stretches and maybe clean around their house ( she always wanna help out!! ) and she’d wake him up with cheek kisses when she’s done so he could make breakfast :’)) minjun x jihyun: they don’t bc they both sleep in LOL but i guess if she’s in the mood, it’s going to be jihyun ((( lbr…. with the amount of times she woke him up with a bj… ))) just kissing him on the neck and shithani x nash: definitely hani!!!! she’s so sweet and cute prob wakes up earlier and watches him for a while, leaving soft kisses on his eyelids and cheeks huhhuhuhu

who would pour water on the other to wake them up ?:

jinhee x minhyun: OMFG I DONT THINK ANY OF THEM WOULD JDKSDGSDKG minjun x jihyun: deadass jihyun. it probably happened alr one too many times. hani x nash: neither!!!! nash would never do it to her and hani is too enamored to even try that shit lol

how my muse would wake your’s up:

jinhee x minhyun: kisses!!! whispering softy, sitting beside him on the bed and stroking his hair telling him to wake up bc he’s gonna be late :(( minhyun prob hugs her by the waist and they both end up falling asleep againminjun x jihyun: minjun wouldn’t dare LOL she’s always so tired and she deserves to sleep but if he does….. he’d probably wake her up by eating her out wow hani x nash: he doesnt wake her up :( he lets her sleep in and often she wakes up with him already out the door sighs

who would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?:

jinhee x minhyun: JINHEE!!!!!! she’s always always the one to first wipe the icing on his face or shower him with flour cries she doesnt help out in the kitchen much but when she does it’s meSSYminjun x jihyun: minjun but jihyun wONT EVEN BUDGE she just glares at him and he behaves LOLhani x nash: hani would bc whEN he cooks nash is so focused and concentrated he doesnt wanna fuck up LOL

who would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?:

jinhee x minhyun: rather than marijuana, i think either of them would suggest putting surprise m&ms inside the brownies. minjun x jihyun: neither??!?!?!??! jihyun would beat him up probhani x nash: NASH WOULD AND U KNOW IT ! ! ! ! !!

who said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?: 

jinhee x minhyun: MINHYUN DID!!!!! when she told him she was pregnant (( but not really )) LOLminjun x jihyun: minjun did (( also i cant believe we haven’t plotted about this??? )) they’re not very good at saying i love you but when they say it they’re shook hani x nash: NASH!!! when he thought she was asleep but she wasn’t huhuhu s ofuckin cute

who would get into a physical altercation over the other ?:

jinhee x minhyun: tbh i think jinhee has beaten up more guys than minhyun did LOL, so jinhee. minjun x jihyun: oh boy it’s minjun and jihyun HATES IThani x nash: definitely nash LMAO hani is an angel, nash is the complete opposite

who insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet ) ?:

jinhee x minhyun: THEY ALREADY HAVE A PUPPY!!!!!!!!! but if anything, i think soon enough jinhee would suggest getting a corgi!!!! minjun x jihyun: MINJUN FINDS PUPPIES SOOOO CUTEEEEE but tbh in the end they’d probably get a goldfish bc jihyun doesnt trust him enough for a puppy’s well being LMAOhani x nash: hani would!!!!!!!! prob a cat or a dog :’))

who is louder ( in and out of bed ) ?:

jinhee x minhyun: LOL JINHEE IS A WALKING LIVING MEGAPHONE SHES ALWAYS SO LOUD!!!! when she talks she’s loud, when she laughs she’s loud, when she’s moaning she’s loud. minhyun likes her loud anyway :–))minjun x jihyun: JIHYUN TBHHK DJGKDSJFKSD minjun just out here whimpering like a little bitch but jihyun is definitely louder in bed, but outside of bed, minjun is louder!! he likes being the life of the party so he’s always making ppl laugh :’)hani x nash: HANI…………… nash prob tells her he loves it when she’s loud and so she gets louder everytime…. outside of bed…….. neither of them?? they’re not very boisterous people LOL

who takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ?:

jinhee x minhyun: jinhee?? shes really adventurous in and out of bed and she’s always dragging minhyun around lolminjun x jihyun: risk-taking, i think it’s minjun outside of bed but inside it’s jihyun LOLhani x nash: NASH OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!! he’s the one that introduced her to everything…

who would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ?: 

jinhee x minhyun: THIS IS SO UGLY!!!!! jinhee did it, i cant believe….. minjun x jihyun: none of them LMAO they kinkshame soyeon and jinhee for it :’((hani x nash: nash lowkey into that nastie ass shit……… teaches hani that kdgflsdkglsdgk  

what is their shared, favourite kink ?:

jinhee x minhyun: constant love and affection and opening yourself up to others and making commitments?!?!?! IM JOKINGGGFDSKGJFD maybe…. semi-public sex bc we all know what happened and what kept on happening LOLminjun x jihyun: omg idk if it’s a kink but they do love TESTING each other like… jihyun’s not gonna allow him to touch her for the rest of the night while they’re out and it results to gREAT SEX AFTER LMDFOSDKFShani x nash: bondage……………….. g2g!!!!!!!!

describe their typical kiss:

jinhee x minhyun: they kiss all the time, they dont have a reason to kiss but they do!! like minhyun’s cooking and jinhee reaches up on her tippy toes to kiss his cheek and he turns to her, hoists her up on the counter and they make out for a while as the food cooks LOL or he’s playing a game and he pauses it to kiss her for a while, they just!! love!! kissing!! minjun x jihyun: so soft and sweet surprisingly, bc minjun always gonna be initiating it and jihyun tries to resist him but she cant so she gives it and minjun kisses her really slow and really nice. often leads to sex ngl.hani x nash: they’re alw kissing harD nash is never going to let her breather or catch up to him kdgjdklgdflgkg he’s alw kissing her like he’s hungry and shes his prey :(( wtf

how my muse shows their love for your’s:

jinhee x minhyun: when does she not!!! she says things like “omg i love the way you put up the christmas lights” or “i love the way you did your hair today!!” also she supports him whnever and however she can, they’re just alw so understanding and loving towards each otherminjun x jihyun: by annoying her LOL he’s her significant annoyance after all but his constant presence is his way of showing his love.hani x nash: nash???? showing her proper affection??? LOL I GUESS EVENTUALLY he alw cuddles her and alw alw looks out for her!!! hes gonna fight anyone that hurts her 

their favourite ways to give affection:

jinhee x minhyun: oh my gosh!! they love holding hands!!! and hugging and kissing and cuddling pretty much everything!! but def in public they’re alw holding handsminjun x jihyun: lbr he alw wants her sitting on his lap so he pulls her down to sit hehe he loves giving her hugs too!!hani x nash: i feel like nash would love giving her kisses to the top of her head when he isnt giving her hickeys LOL

who is more dominate ?:

jinhee x minhyun: i think outside of bed jinhee is really dominant!! cuz thats who she is, she’s always leading?? but minhyun definitely shares it with her bc she always asks for his opinion on her decision first. in bed though………….. it’s totally minhyun, she loves being dominated. minjun x jihyun: jihyun LOL he’s her tiny lil pup!!!!!hani x nash: nash!!!!!! he loooooves dominating women

who sings in the shower ?:

jinhee x minhyun: minhyun and jinhee LOVES listening to him sing criesminjun x jihyun: minjun sings disney songs in the shower lmaohani x nash: hani!! nash just showers and goes LOL

who washes the other’s hair in the shower ?:

jinhee x minhyun: minhyun does sobs icb we have a thread like this LOL but she also washes his hair even if he has to bend down his knees LOLminjun x jihyun: jihyun!!!!! she alr takes care of him so well!!! hani x nash: neither….. they dont shower together dfjksjfdkg maybe nash would after hes done fuckin her in the shower ugh

who initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ?:

jinhee x minhyun: for some reason, i feel like minhyun would LMAO jinhee doesn’t like being late but if he promises he can do it in under 5 minutes then maybe she’d reconsider LOLminjun x jihyun: always…. minjun…… alw tryna get into her pants…hani x nash: maybe…. hani….. like it’s out of the blue…. nash willing to provide though!

who teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?: 

jinhee x minhyun: MINHYUN KDJGKJGDFGKL he touched jinhee under the table when she first met his parents SO THERES THATminjun x jihyun: i feel like… minjun would but jihyun sWATS HIS HAND AWAYhani x nash: LOOOL hani’s fam doent like nash!!! he’ll never have the balls to touch her under the table while meeting them

who has the weirder taste in music ?:

jinhee x minhyun: jinhee bc minhyun drags her for listening to halsey ://///////minjun x jihyun: minjun doesnt listen to much music??? but prob him bc he loves pororo’s theme songhani x nash: LMAO I THINK THEY BOTH HAVE GREAT MUSIC TASTE

who would initiate dancing in the rain ?:

jinhee x minhyun: hmmmmm i think jinhee would shes highkey a romantic LOL and then they shower tgt :–)minjun x jihyun: NEITHER LMAOOOO they prob think those scenes in the movies are dumb afhani x nash: lol hani but nash would laugh at her

who would be the one to suggest marriage ?: 

jinhee x minhyun: WOW OK IM CRYING!!!! probably minhyun?? but i feel like it’s something they agreed on alr w/o talking about it…. they know they’re gonna get married…….. jinhee says shit like “i want to buy this for our house when we’re married” and minhyun is like “what about we get the blue one instead”minjun x jihyun: MINJUN SDGKJFDGFDKG even the first one to bring up children hani x nash: neither lmao……… but eventually, def nash.

what would they name their children ?:

jinhee x minhyun: PEANUT AND AEGI LMAOAOFSDJGKLK :((( they prob talk about this all the time that there’s a lot of choices huhuhuhu minjun x jihyun: MINJUN WANTS KIDS SO BAD!!! he prob alr planned it out like “seohyun” and “seongwoo” for their girl and boy TTTTTT matching names ofc!!hani x nash: would they ever have children….. kidding idt they talk about it….

who would their children take after more ?:

jinhee x minhyun: REMEMBER THAT PIC I SENT OMGGGG i think it’s going to be a mix, but def their bb girl gonna look like jinhee but grow tall bc of her dad **my hearttttt**minjun x jihyun: maybe minjun???? somehow i want them to have twin girl and boy OMG HOW PERFECT??!?!!? but personality wise, jihyun.hani x nash: cries if they do have kids, they’re gonna take after hani and nash loves it :((