#(this is illogical. i just want fealty Eadwulf in 80s movie style short shorts)
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I am thinking abt the eventuality of when Fealty Eadwulf ~dresses casual~ and wears his traditional Zemnian tiny ass booty shorts and Fjord n Jester are reduced to only being able to say "leg???" or "hairy!!!!" and tragically Jester keeps dropping her paintbrushes and asking Eadwulf to pick them up for her
#short shorts for hot days working the farms!#(this is illogical. i just want fealty Eadwulf in 80s movie style short shorts)#but yeah. fjord n jester walk around giving like 24/7 nipslips (sometimes on purpose)#but they see Eadwulf with his pasty thighs out ONCE#and are completely useless and consumed with lust for the rest of the day#its embarrassing for them#fealty trio#a life of little things series
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