#(these are both Demonias btw)

[solradguy]

My arms aren't super toned (YET) so I don't think I could cosplay like +R or Xrd Sol very well, but my calves are toned as shit from wearing these tall leather boots with 3 belts each all the time so I could destroy at cosplaying Overture Sol or HOS

[valtsv]

Hello Mr. Loveless, can i have some advice please? Which brand of goth boots should i buy? I currently have ones by Killstar and they're falling apart after 5 months while my mother's docs are still as good as new after 6 years. Btw you're awesome ^w^

yeah killstar are a bit mid. if you're gonna buy something expensive get some docs or demonias (i have both and they've lasted me for years without any problems), if you're looking to go cheap try koi footwear they have a lot of designs (they don't last nearly as long, but at least you won't have lost out on a ton of cash).

[chainsawing]

is it halloween yet? 🎃🎃🎃

he/him

[brandnewhuman]

Hey, can I get a match for some slasher?♥️ (sorry if i'm doing it wrong💀)

i'm 5'2 tall (my native language is not english so if miss anything i'm sorry again) i'm gender fluid and i go for all pronouns, i have light blonde hair but they are dyed, i always put on vibrant colors in my hair, i have green eyes and my skin is kinda pale🚶 my hair is kinda short, i change a lot of style but for now i'm LOVING pink clothes(man i'm being influenced by bimbos, THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL😭), but i usually wear black shoes and mary jane/demonia shoes and lots of accessories I love any kind of art, but especially drawing, it calms me down a lot.

I'm trying to heal from an eating disorder and sh, but I'm very insecure, I'm silent for a long time but when I start talking NOBODY stops me lol, I think I'm easy to lie even though I'm not proud of it i love animals especially dogs but i don't have one now it seems stupid but i'm addicted to sweets this is kinda funny but still true I think that's enough information

I paired you up with....

♡Asa Emory♡

(TW ED MENTION)

English is not my first language too^^ so don't worry really. We're here for funsies not to be grammatically accurate. Second I wanted to say that even if I know you I'm really proud of you for choosing to recover from the ed, it's not always easy to choose yourself over what your mind is trying to tell you but the fact that you want to get better is a huge step forward! I suffer from ED too so I know how hard It can be, just keep going. I promise it's not going to be always bad♡♡♡ 

Now moving onto our bug  boy here. 

I- IT'S NOT THAT BAD AS YOU THINK I PROMISE. HE'S GONNA BEHAVE WITH YOU I SWEAR. 

First of all he loves, no scratch that, HE ADORES your style. Bimbos and himbos are the best thing ever BTW

But as I was saying, he really enjoys your style. Like we all saw how he decided to dress Abby. He's gonna spoil you rotten with as many dresses and accessories as you like♡ 

Like he's stupid rich, bro here is a whole ass universitary professor so money doesn't really worries him. 

He would actually like it if you let him help you dye your hair cause he finds the whole process entertaining. 

If you feel like changing aesthetic or style he's going to 100% support it and would actually help you pick something you might like. 

Asa would be absolutely over the moon if you draw him something bug themed. He's going to hang every drawing in his office. 

I think Asa's more dominant personality could actually help someone who struggles with taking care of themselves. He would make sure to help you in any possible way but without pushing you or making you uncomfortable. He doesn't mind taking care of someone he loves and he actually feels kinda nice when he knows you need him in more ways than just the plain boyfriend stuff. 

He is glad to listen to whatever you want to tell him. He enjoys stimulating conversations and having someone so passionate to talk with is actually exciting 

He would probably take you out on museum dates and then he takes you to a nice fancy cafe to have some coffee and pastries while you both talk about the paintings ecc

HE LOVES DOGS TOO AND HE HAS TWO BIG DOGGOS WAITING JUST FOR YOU 

He might be a little bit iffy about the lying thing but being Asa the smart man he is, it won't take long until he finds out how to tell when you're lying. That's something he won't like very much but if you're lying about small things or even things that are worrying you, instead of being mad he will try to talk to you about it and ask if he can do anything to fix it. 

This matchup made me think about this song:

[noyasboxdye]

Haikyuu Headcanons

Ok so this is head canons that I randomly made up and I think there kinda cool kinda cute or what ever and yes some of these are slander take none of these personally. They're just a joke. I hope you like these head canons cause I've been working on these for a while.

* (post-time skip) Kenma drives with one hand the stick shift and the other at the bottom of the wheel like near his thigh.

* Tanaka gives really good tips because he used to work at a pizza shop and would deliver pizza's so he knows how frustrating it is to have shitty tips.

*Suga constantly says that he's going to drop out and become a stripper when ever class work/ home work is hard

*Asahi and Kiyoko really like bob ross and nobody knows but they both have snacks and binge watch bob ross and talk about it

*Yachi sleeps with stuffed animals and talks to them/ vents to them like they're real people because she's to shy to actually say the things she wants to say to her friends and Kiyoko

*Coach Ukai see's the team as his kids and he would never say it out loud but he loves them and they helped him stop smoking so much. now he only smokes like 2 packs a day now a pack if its a really good day

*When you asked Suga out he cried and thought you were lying because he's not used to being first choice anymore (he was also one of the last to get a s/o)

*Kags really likes kids and feels bad when he scares them so he'll practice smiling so that kids like him

*Noya was in denial about being bisexual/ pansexual because he would hear people say it isn't real (Bi, pan, and omni people are very real btw and if you don't support them then you smell like a soggy asshole and moldy pennies...you also probably use 3-1-...)

*Yachi goes by they/them and Coach Ukai didn't know what it meant when she said she was "enby" so he looked it up and went down a a rabbit hole he found out he was bi with a preference of girls

*When coach went down the rabbit hole he wanted to try different pronouns and stuff and he thought he went by he/they but he doesn't

*Mr. Takeda goes by all pronouns but really likes the pronouns bunny/bunny's

* (post-time skip) Aone has his own flower garden and he really likes sunflowers, lavenders, and succulents

* Tendou randomly says vines and Ushijima always says them with Tendou or finishes the vine because he says them so much

* Ushijimas snap chat user is gushyputhay205 because of Tendou its been like that since their first year and he just hasn't changed it because he like seeing the way Tendou laughs about his user

*Ushijima lets Tendou dress him up. (Ex: bunny hat, ankle skirt with like layers, like a cut pierce the veil shirt and some dollhaus demonia's with those frilly white socks that girls would wear in church) his favorite outfit was a strawberry dress Tendou gave him a cottage core look

*Iwaizumi has an adopted younger brother who's like 10 and he loves him so much

* Kuroo used to post 'dhmu only real ones know' with Bart Simpson edits... nobody knew what was wrong and the only person who would entertain and encourage his dumb ass by asking what's wrong and then he would go into emo mode whole time kuroo sad cause Kenma said he looks like he smells like axe and dirty nickels kuroo started it though lol

*Lev has to touch every cat he sees

* Ushijima has a service dog because he has really bad anxiety

*Noya used to Naruto run down the hall

*Hinata was that one kid who would wear the sports wear highlighter outfit, it was blue and was so horrendous omfg

*Bokuto really likes make up and is good it because his sisters would try looks on him

*Daichi his gray hairs but not cause he's like stressed or anything it's like a genetic thing, he's really insecure about it so to make him feel better Asahi and Suga dyed their hair. Asahi a grey streak and Suga his full head... Daichi almost cried it was really cute

*Yamaguchi likes to sing he sings so much because Tsukkishima will make him playlist

*Noya has neopronouns they're bolt/bolts (like a lightning bolt)

*Yachi gets super happy and freaks out when people use they/them pronouns on her or when people mix it up- she audibly squeals and blushes

*Bokuto stims and he really likes to stim to babymetal and this one song called bomb threat by chauncey666

*Tendou needs fidget toys and he knows this so he'll play with Ushijima- like his fingers and arms, he's climbed him once they fell.

*Hinata is super over protective of Natsu and Natsu said she was on a date once and he tried to come... she was like 15 minutes late because he was dead set on the guy being a 40 year old man- they went to school together

*Tanaka has stood outside of Kiyoko's house and sung to her before it was really cheesy and he ended up getting sick because he wouldn't listen when she said to go home. He had to finish the song  first

*Koganegawa, Bokuto, Tendou, and Kenma maladaptive day dream

* Kenma goes by he/they pronouns and he's so fucking androgynous it literally makes me want to cry

* Like half of Yamaguchi's freckles are acne and he look's like a strawberry- it's adorable (if you have acne you're literally so adorable omg I love you so much pls-)

[realcube]

Ok but hc for what type of girl the pretty setter squad+yamaguchi they would date.

Thanks and have a nice day!💖🥺

yes!! i love the pretty setter squad but like i don’t have too many hcs to make this a whole thing so i feel like the following title is necessary:

characters: pretty setter squad + yamaguchi

trigger warning: swearing, somewhat crack, sexual references (these are just my opinions/hcs btw - plz don’t take it too seriously)

tobio kageyama

♡ i will preach this till the day i die and ik y’all are probably tired of writing all my reader inserts for kageyama x reader one-shots like this but yk what tobio wants- you know what tobio needs and deserves- the female equivalent of oikawa tōru

♡ if her favourite food ain’t milk bread and her personal motto isn’t ‘if you’re gonna hit it then it it till it breaks’ then HE DOESN’T WANT IT /j

♡ but he’d like someone who cares about their appearance, is passionate about something like he is, fairly smart, witty and kinda a heartthrob 

♡ bonus points if it’s a sport that they are passionate about

♡ i feel like he’d be into just like a typical ‘girly girl’ yk?

♡ also he has a soft spot for acrylic nails- he just thinks they look so cool and if he saw yours he’d definitely call them ‘badass’

♡ he thinks they are kinda impractical for volleyball so that’s why he doesn’t get them himself (plus they are expensive as hell and he only has milk box money)

♡ so yeah he would date an oikawa kinnie 

♡ overall, i think he just wants someone independent who can take care of themselves 

♡ except when you can’t open the tab of your coke bc of your acrylics, then he is happy to help

tadashi yamaguchi

♡ i’ve said this before and i’ll say it again; YAMAGUCHI IS A LESBIAN

♡ ok now that i’ve got your attention, let me explain what this means and what it has to do with this taste in girls

♡ he fell down the wlw pipeline- if that’s a thing

♡ like while the gang were watching sjw get rekt compilations, yamaguchi was watching hayley kiyoko music videos and lgbt short films on youtube-

♡ now imagine that scene were babey yamaguchi was getting bullied except they were teasing him bc he said his favourite song was girls like girls RGTYGJKMN 

♡ anyway, till this day, he is watching cottagecore lesbian tiktoks (minecraft and irl) while others watch ben shapiro it is such a shame 

♡ he doesn’t fetishize them though- it’s just his ideal lifestyle 

♡ he’s developed the mind of a wlw tho so i think his thoughts are similar to mine in a way that he’s just like ‘WOMEN 😍🥰💓’ all the time 24/7

♡ so yeah this was my elongated way of saying that yamaguchi doesn’t really have type, all women are queens in his eyes

♡ but in an ideal world, his s/o would be an ally of the lgbtq+ community, if not apart of it, stan any wlw singer/band (preferably kpop), won’t yell at him 🥺 and are willing to run away with him to a cottage in the woods at any given moment 

kōshi sugawara

♡ his taste isn’t very specific but here are some things he looks for in partner:

♡ either likes baking or likes eating what he bakes and giving him feedback

♡ has long eyelashes/wears lashes (he thinks they are cute and ik you do too don’t even lie)

♡ oh and shiny lipgloss too 

♡ very good communicator 😌

♡ a simp

♡ someone who likes gardening or is at least willing to try pick it up to help him with his herbs

♡ will do facemasks with him

♡ intelligence; he will literally bust a nut for someone who can recite newton’s third law of motion 😩 

♡  and honesty ✨ (bc he needs to be told when his hair looks wack plz) 

kenma kuzome

♡ plz he needs a catgirl 

♡ like your typical anime catgirl

♡ bushy tail, high + soft voice, big eyes, even bigger honkers, maybe a tsundere, cat ears, purs and gives good head ✨

♡...

♡ I WAS JUST INFORMED THAT CAT GIRLS DO NOT EXIST AND I AM BOTH DISGUSTED AND DISAPPOINTED BEYOND BELIEF 

♡ me and kenma are never leaving our rooms again istg what is even the point anymore if ik that i won’t meet a catgirl 😭

♡ so yeah, if he were to date someone who isn’t a cat girl, they’d probably have to be a human equivalent or like.. a gamer

♡ a streamer maybe 

tōru oikawa

♡ he also doesn’t have a specific type but here are some of his turn offs:

♡ kageyama tobio 

♡ kageyama tobio kinnies

♡ people who think he’s too obsessed with volleyball and is incapable of loving anything/anyone else

♡ laziness

♡ ppl who’ve got a FAT fucking ass 😡 (jealousy ofc)

♡ ushijima stans

♡ bad breath 🤢

♡ppl who don’t know every word of primadonna girl by marina

♡ horse girls 

♡ aries (he’d still date an aries but he will tease you for it. if you ever mess something up like you drop a glass and it spills water everywhere he’ll just side-eye you like ‘that’s classic aries behaviour, ofc’)

keiji akaashi

♡ you 

♡ literally you 

♡ he doesn’t have a type but if he did, it would be you 

♡ bc you’re reading hcs on tumblr rn and as yk, he’s a bookworm

♡ (and i believe wholeheartedly that he read fanfic/hcs on tumblr too. probably harry potter/hunger games) 

♡ and also you’re reading his hcs which means you like him and he’s lost himself to unrequited love too many times so at least he knows you’re interested

♡ so yeah you check all the boxes:

☑ fanfic reader/bookworm

☑ watches anime

☑ pretty

☑ sweet

☑ actually likes him 

eita semi

♡ big tiddy goth gf with thick eyeliner, dyed hair and chains

♡ big tiddy isn’t necessary - he doesn’t objectify women ✨

♡ but anyway, they should also be willing to step on his throat and break all his bones with their demonias, upon being asked politely 

♡ spit in his mouth plz 🙏

♡ also an elite music is a must for him

♡ oh! and they should be willing to share their clothes/accessories with him (he’ll share his too ofc)

♡ a few other things he likes are: piercings, those little eyeliner hearts under the eyes, pink blush, thick eyebrows, black/dark purple lipstick, guitarist, drummers, singers (literally any sort of musician), platform shoes, alternative fashion in general, ppl who do DIYs, ppl who sew & ppl who cut/dye their own hair

♡ oh and like suga he is a slut for intelligence 

♡ and for powerful/confident women !!

♡ don’t get that confused with financial power-

♡ like proper powerful ppl that flick off a bigot on sight