#(there WILL be dumb throwaways in the background of my fic bc of this)

[selfproclaimedunicorn]

Sitting down to slowly work my way through F&B, & I am so obsessed with how it works with my brain chemistry. Just like "oh, the man the Targs base their worth off of was simply not the main character ever! What a lame sad sack with zero swag! Truly that is the genetic predisposition to all of the descendants of Rhaenys's bastard Aenys. Legendary."

Idc if GRRM wants me to think One-gon is cool & mysterious. I am incapable. Truly the lamest dynasty founder of all time.