#(stan and ford probably end up sharing a bed bc that’d be cheaper:)

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BIRDS--

Okay I need to know the bird to human ratio going on like are they just humans with wings or are they birds in human clothes and human situations if so I just wanna mention how smart pigeons are despite being thought of as trash birds I think the twins would make good pigeons also Marxist symbolism bla bla bla

While everyone else was learning how to dance Ford was studying physics so he would not be a good dancer. He knows all the moves but he doesn't know how they go together he looks like he learned how to dance from a book (he did). Stan used to practice in their room all the time though and ask Ford what he thinks and Ford didn't wanna tell him what he thought because what he thought was incest--

Ford's wings are completely mussed when Stan sees him for the first time in 10 years, he hadn't preened himself in months. Stan's wings were thinned because he's been pulling at his feathers from stress for years. I'm gonna throw up.

Little puffball mystery twins. Stan stashes them under his wings like an african jacana

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THATS ADORBALE IM SO MAD THST MY AU DORSNT WORK LIKE THST FHJSBFJENDJDHD

theres a curse over gravity falls (started in the water, ended up in the air and contained by the weirdness barrier) that, over the course of two weeks, makes people develop wings (and tail, snd the extra birdy bits but those usually wait till the tail end of that bc it’d be harder to reverse something like special eyes if you leave the falls early) that burst out (though, bc it’s less painful, they’re typically cut out by a flockmate)!!!

it mostly varies in regards to birdiness btw— sometimes it’s the base (wings, tail, muffs+plumicorns, maaaybe some fuckery with the eyes), sometimes they have bird heads/legs, sometimes they end up just anthro birds!!

and YES ford is SO DISHEVELED WHEN STAN GETS THERE….. like to the point that retracting his wings is painful so he just . doesnt. ‘hey ford why do you have wings’ ‘something thet happens when you have prolonged exposure to gravity falls— moving on’

stan’s wings burst out bc he doesn’t have anyone to help him, either; and bc of how the wings are determined (perception of the self/other’s perception of him) he ends up getting a bird pretty similar to the great horned owl, but less well known!!!

and the reason i chose owls for them is bc of the stereotypical ‘owls are smart’ thing!!:3