#(speaking of 👄)

[hickeygender]

i love that hickey's immediate defense mechanism to anything bad happening to him ever is to break out in the most scuffed patrick bateman type smile imaginable while he stalls for time to come up with a more sane response than either spitting vitriol or taking a chunk out of someone with his teeth.

his bitch wife having the gall to divorce HIM (god's greatest gift to bottoms and a known catch)? sniles. being unjustly flogged bloody in front of the crew after his genius 1000 iq plan doesn't pan out and land him an irish dilf? sniles so sneetly. telling goodsir to butcher billy, getting called out for killing his miserable ex-wife himself for din-din but reasonably drawing the line at meat processing, being clocked as growing up BROKE, and hearing "no" from a man he thought was a doormat?? i know in my heart that when he's sitting there for a moment with his rictus grin, his internal monologue is just incoherent violence like

[gunsatthaphan]

delulu-town, population: 2

[sunshinechay]

Does anybody remember when those fake(?) omegaverse trailers for Chinese bls came out and we all laughed about whether or not omegaverse would finally break containment and they would an omegaverse BL?

Only now there is one and their marketing strategy was to just not tell anyone that it was omegaverse and hope everyone forgot about the fact that it was announced as such when they announced they were doing Pit Babe?

…and it worked!!???!!!

[asciuto]

Elementary (Taylor's Version) // I believe that we were supposed to find this

honorable mention:

[pucksandpower]

hi!!! I have a request OwO ! Could you write something about Mattia Binotto? 𝚂𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙵𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚛𝚒 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚐𝚘.

[ash-and-starlight]

another thing i need desperately is a Single crumb of seyhan pov. an average day in his life. how is he dealing with being promoted from secretary to nº1 Henchman

[kindahoping4forever]

I need help reacting to something

[snazzy-suit]

The Talking Flower being endearing and unhinged for 2 minutes

[ghostdrinkssoup]

I just finished watching the first two episodes of succession for the first time and seriously what the fuck is going on with tom and greg. they were together on screen for less than two seconds and tom was immediately like you wanna kiss me? oh I see. mhmm. yeah. you wanna kiss me so bad. literally embarrassing. suck my dick. I’m joking. omg I’m literally kidding don’t take me seriously. the look on your face oh my god you actually thought I was being serious? really? because I was. you want me carnally. you want money but you want me more. JUST KIDDING OMG

and greg is just standing there like 🧍 what.

[strmpt]

only consuming the audiobook version of project hail mary is wild when trying to imagine what the hail mary is actually doing in centrifuge form like “wait what? it’s… separating and rotating? then spinning?? surely it’s not as ridiculous as it sounds? i can’t even picture what it’s doing”

and then you get a copy of the actual book and see the diagram at the beginning and being like “oh. yeah. it’s really doing that. it really is that ridiculous”

i love this book sm

[emjiroki]

Sweaty panting virgin boy my beloved

The quiet little "Oh god" and "fuck please yes" as he feels you around him for the first time

His hands so grabby and shaky as he pulls you closer so he can get deeper, deep as he possibly can to melt into your warmth

[averagepsychouser]

Someone should euthanize Vulpes Inculta

[mrhowells]

Juwon is just so funny to me because how does he walk up to Dongsik, smug look on his face, to confront him with the most incorrect theories known to mankind only for Dongsik to turn it around and absolutely decimate him with actually correct guesses on the shit that Joowon has been up to like he's embarrassing himself so bad💀💀

[perhaps-in-anotherdream]

[CN] Victor’s 2023 Qixi Cards + PV Cut

“Even if a thousand years go by, I will still come to your side.”

“If (you) continue like this, I can’t promise I won’t become intoxicated.”

“There are certain stories that will be immortalized in time.”

“If (you) continue like this, I can’t promise I won’t become intoxicated.”

—

[horsegirlgru]

Auston Matthews CAPTAIN????

[sheepgirlmaidtummy]

my love for trans women has no end. the things id do for us big and small. i hope ive touched the lives of all of you that i know. i hope i can continue to do so.