au where somehow due to shenanigans instead of being camped out on the other shore the adults are just like. In The Woods on the island. don't ask me how this works considering the whole point is they couldn't access the island and that's why they needed kids to help i don't know i just think it would be very funny if they kept accidentally becoming campus cryptids. some kid swears up and down he saw the headmaster in the woods with a woman dressed in all yellow hacking down a tree with an axe and no one believes him. martina runs into rhonda and she simply disappears back into the trees. when she tells kate about this, kate just blurts out what she was thinking (since she was worried something was actually wrong) and just goes "oh that's rhonda" and martina's llike Excuse Me? and kate's like "dont worry about it<3" then Refuses To Elaborate and it drives martina absolutely fucking insane. someone sees number two simply sitting in a tree. a kid gets cornered by the edge of the woods by some bullies and then just a mcfuckingenormous guy comes out of the trees and quietly, solemnly, is just like "calling people names. is rude." and they immediately flee. and then this kid's savior just nods solemnly and turns and walks back into the woods. they're convinced they met bigfoot. curtain's minding his own business taking a walk and sees mr benedict just like . in the woods. they do that iasip look across the room meme and then mr benedict just books it back into the woods and curtain's like am i going insane? what the fuck. jackson and jillson encounter except they scare the adults more than the adults scared them. the kids sneak out every night to go into the woods and talk to their weird adult friends
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