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i would like to perhaps maybe. stick my fingers in his pussy. maybe
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WHEN THE CHARACTER IS RED AND THEY PUT THEM IN A COOL JACKET 💥💥🥵🥵🥵🥵💥💥
#this is abt a tiktok of red guy from dhmis#but also ill be honest. i am really into all the sexy allan smiling friends cosplays#*sitting in a chair shinji style thinking abt my life choices*#maybe at the end of the day. its just color theory and my cool jacket kink#ztext
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Boi my lancer self (yeah i have a "me" self-insert OC all based on the same template of a modifies gen 5 male protagonist [the one from the first bw games] because hahaha autism goes brrrrrrrrrrrt) canonically is in an "Open relationship" with his PEGASUS FRAME MECH.
He would find this girl after "One Of Those Nights" and give her the biggest bear hug ever
More of Mars, my Lancer character. Also shoutouts to this girl for immediately getting the vibe I was going for:
There are definitely at least five different pilots that she did this to who consider her their rival and will actively seek her out if they find out she's nearby.
#lancer rpg#digital art#original character#<- the one in the pic isnt mine#and if you say so#PLACE MUZZLE UPWARDS TO ROOF OF MOUTH#also plz moar ocs#i cant do this self insert shit alone#(sits in chair shinji style)
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WAITJUST REALIZED I TURN 24 IN EXACTLY ONE MONTH. okay yeah that’s it thats the post carry on everyone im just. going to sit in a chair head in hands shinji style now
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about blue lock: what Super Dramatic moment and/or character do you think was the funniest in your opinion? lol
Just one?? Anon, this whole manga is a comedy disguising as a survival game disguising as a spokon about soccer. I can't possibly narrow it down to just one because there's too many moments that come to mind. Have a compilation instead (some are from the manga, just in case you're an anime-only):
1. Isagi reaching out to Rin and the framing playing out like a typical "power of friendship" moment that will cure the Constipated Asshole out of his Spiteful Loneliness, only for the narrative to point and laugh at you for falling for it, and making Rin become even more of an unapologetic Constipated Asshole instead, all BECAUSE someone dared extend the power of friendship his way. Still cackling at that one. And it played out as an empowering moment, too. Amazing.
2. Barou having a mental breakdown over being called a donkey
3. "You are a pain, Reo" *cuts to Reo sitting on a chair Shinji Hikari-style, forehead on his knees, utterly crushed*
4. Kunigami post Wildcard acting like a wannabe winter soldier who had war trauma and a complete personality change. I can't take him seriously at all. Why do you act like you were tortured and brainwashed nxhdhdjjsv. You were playing soccer
5. Every time someone repeats that this is the reason they exist and they're utterly serious about it, like they're not talking about kicking a football while running across a field in shorts for 90 minutes
6. Isagi looking like he'll find a way to murder your entire progenies barehanded while making uncomfortable eye contact with you every time you get in the way of him scoring like the perfect fanfiction he wrote in his head said he would. Boy needs a relaxing hobby. Like decoupage. Actually no, you need scissors for that, nevermind
There's probably more
#When I say this manga is fun what I mean is that everyone in it is a nutcase#Who wouldn't know fun if it hit them in the face#And that's the charm#There's a character for every mental illness. Even those that don't yet exist#Ali replies#The soccer hunger games
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you guys need to keep me away from the joke manga because i'll be sitting shinji chair style thinking about how good it could have been if it were good
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Hey cobalt how does it feel to be dating a milf? (In reference to cherrybomb. You two are dating right that's what happening?)
She has to physically sit down, Shinji-chair style, to process these words. After a good twenty minutes, the gentleman speaks up.
“I mean- I don’t know for sure if we’re dating… But whatever is going on right now is pretty great!” She straightens her posture slightly. “I didn’t know about the milf part. Can I meet the kid?? If they’re Cherr’s, they’re probably really gentlemanly!”
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[ID 1: Screenshot from Twitter, the post says "Dear, digital artists how the FUCK do you find your art style?" with an image of Shinji sitting in a chair with his head down. /END ID 1]
[ID 2: A drawing of four different hands in different styles, the word "hand" is written on the top. The first hand is a fingerless ball, the second has four cartoon style fingers, the third has a paw like structure, and the last hand is drawn realistically. /END ID 2]
Copying this over from my twitter but!!!
The way I see it art styles are just the different shorthands for representing your ideas! It's something you naturally develop over time from finding out what shortcuts you find the most comfortable/fun to use. Look at how many different ways there are to represent hands!
There's cute, stubby, catpaws, realistic. That's literally just scratching the surface! The key thing is these are all different ways to get across the idea of a hand. There's no one "definitive" way to represent it! There are so many different ways concepts can be represented. This method of thinking works for a gazillion other things, too. Faces, trees, shoes, action lines, etc. It's all in the shortcuts YOU use to represent reality. That's what makes it yours!
I've never really understood the desire to "find" an artstyle. It's what you have! If you draw, you HAVE an art style. Whatever and however you draw is your art style!! It's perfectly fine to have goals n all that, but finding your own "style" is just something that happens when you're drawing. :D Maybe this kind of post is meant to be more like "how do you get to where I wanna be with art?" but the answer is still mostly to draw and find what shortcuts you use! Don't like those shortcuts? Maybe find a different route! Maybe take it slow. Go in a different direction completely. The beautiful thing about art is that there are infinite ways to represent human ideas, and no matter what you can always change or redirect the shortcuts you take to get to those ideas.
#Anywheys unless u wanna make an animation or comic that needs a consistent style you absolutely shouldn't worry about this#Described
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Chandrelle is literally sitting in the corner shinji chair style. You people broke her.
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HELPPP I was just looking at an old unfinished drawing I did of Kris and they were sat on a chair with their head in their hands AND I SAID TO MYSELF "WHY ARE THEY SITTING SHINJI STYLE" HHHJJJJHHGGFFGGK
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[ID: A Good Omens comic narrated by and starring Muriel. They stand smiling in their constable uniform. “Hello! I’m an angel named Muriel! Also known as Inspector Constable. I was assigned as Heaven’s representative in London!!!”
They order a coffee from Nina. “My lovely neighbors are helping me to adapt.” Nina crosses her arms, saying, “For fuck’s sake stop wearing this shit. You look laughable.” Narration continues: “How nice of them!”
Muriel walks behind a changing screen. “Seems like I need a better disguise. So I went looking for Mr. Aziraphale’s clothes. He’s good at humans!” They emerge in Aziraphale’s hat and clothes, which are too big for them. They look uncomfortable. “I found a beautiful suit! But it was too big for me.” They then shrink it so it fits them, and smile. “No worries! With a little miracle I look better than ever!”
Crowley appears calling with an irritated expression. “Muriel! I came brooding and drinking an extreme amount of alcohol in the closet, don’t bother—” He cuts off with horror and his glasses slightly fall to reveal his eyes. Muriel is holding some books and giving a thumbs up, with a halo and wings. They’re glowing slightly. “Oh! Okay! If anything— I’m cleaning the bookshop!” They’re captioned “literally an angel”.
Crowley is then redrawn in the Shinji chair pose: sitting in a folding chair with his head in his hands. “He cried for three hours straight without pauses and threw up twice. Then he fell out of the chair and fell asleep on the floor.”
Muriel ignores this, pleased with their clothing. “Seems he didn’t like Mr. Aziraphale’s style. Well, bad for him because I like it! And that is another beautiful day of Muriel Inspector Constable life!” End ID.]
Inspector Constable discovers fashion
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Satyre: so I just stand a little farther this time?
Chat: yes exactly just stand there and brace yourself
Chat yelling up: okay jump!
Tigress from on top of a building: *thumbs up* *jumps down and slams into the other end of the baton they set up like a seesaw, sending Satyre flying*
Satyre: *lands balanced on the roof of a building and looks down at the piece of tape* we beat our record!
*Tigress and Chat cheering while Ladybug sits in the background Shinji chair style*
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i like to think i'm not a very sentimental person but sometimes i like to look out my window at the opposite apartment building and just see these little vignettes of life. a new dad nursing his kid with bottle milk. a full korean family getting ready for a dinner out, the mom with curlers in her hair. a group of three friends smoking over the railing of their balcony. a man sitting on a chair head in hands shinji style. i love it
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Canon!Big.T: So you're our alternate counterparts, well I'd like to see how you'd fi-
Doonii!Big.T: Dear fucking god, what are those outfits?! It's purple and yellow and the sleeves are short and pants are too! What in God's name, do you guys have any style at all? And your hair styles are ugly aswell. Geez.
Canon!Big.T: *Shinji sitting on a chair.*
Canon!Little.T: Damn, we got roasted good.
YJ!Big T: YEAH! GET EM BITCH! ROAST THEIR UGLY ASS OUTFITS!
YJ!Little T: Boss. We're wearing the exact same outfits they are.
YJ!Big T: ... Fuck.
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#HIS REACTION KILLED ME#THE WAY HE GOES OVER AND SITS ON THE EDGE OF THE PLATFORM SHINJI IN FOLDING CHAIR STYLE
He hasn't looked this betrayed since Lie Detector
He's fine he's having fun
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