#(sighs.)

[allpiesforourown]

Roommate bingyuan au save me... shen yuan sitting on binghes lap while they cuddle on the couch and watch TV... it's cold and the blanket is too small to fit over then both unless they're close together!

Shen yuan's bedroom door opening at 2 am and binghe walks in with tired eyes and his hands on his hips saying "Yuan ge, you have to be up early tomorrow.." Binghe takes shen yuans phone and ignores the wailing for "let me just finish this chapter!" and says he's not giving it back until morning. Shen Yuan pouts and says fine... you can go back to bed now... binghe replies "Yuan ge wouldn't be thinking of using his laptop instead would he?" When shen yuan doesn't answer binghe sighs and drops onto shen yuans bed and pulls him down with him. Shen Yuan grumbles but binghes arms are so tight around him there's no way he can escape much less reach for his laptop. This is a frequently used (and much loved) tactic binghe has for making sure shen yuan doesn't spend all night binging terrible web novels.

If shen yuan really can't stop thinking about the new chapter and asks for his phone, binghe will say "what happened in this update?" And listen to shen yuan summarize the plot and rant about the writing. He explains what he thinks will happen vs what he would personally write. Binghe keeps him talking until shen yuan is yawning more and more and hes struggling to stay awake.

They wake up in the morning and shen yuan says "my phone!" And binghe hands it over. They cuddle in bed while binghe reads it along with shen yuan. When they get to the end he says "I liked yuan ge's ending better" every single time. Then they get up to have breakfast

[mayhemmies]

@fictionfreedom

CMYK Triangles 🩵🩷💛🖤

[bizlybebo]

paperthrone yuri on the dash. how is everyones evening

[astoryofsuchwoe]

decided to draw some of my faves :3

[personallysunny]

I think they're neat

[sciderman]

while we're talking about anime deadpool we can also talk about how cute anime peter PARKER IS

[fullmoondaggers-art]

read my stupid hajime x naegi comic. do it. reads right to left btw.

[boxdotden]

The rock.

[dicaeopolis]

[rottiens]

ᯓᡣ𐭩.ᐟ a break from reality, an escape in the jujutsu tech library where the strongest meets his one and only weakness.

guys i am sobbing. you don't know how special and important this is to me :( we. he. the way he holds me, and he looks so handsome; i want to thank you from the bottom of my heart shi @ichore for this gift, you spoil me so much and you are so kind to me i feel i don't deserve it sometimes. thank u so much @ginanamis for such a great job, i will be thinking about this forever, you managed to capture this very intimate moment! im so in love.

[earthspark-shockwaves-reduction]

EARTHSPARK!!! DON'T GO BACK TO "AUTOBOT GOOD DECEPTICON BAD" AND "YEAH OF COURSE THE DECEPTICONS ARE TAKING SHARDS FOR THEMSELVES THEY'RE DECEPTICONS"!!! YOU'RE FALLING BACK ON THE ACTUALLY INTERESTING THEME OF DECEPTICON REDEMPTION AND 'CONS BEING CAPABLE OF GOOD CHOICES AND NOT JUST BEING EVIL THAT WAS SO APPEALING IN S1!!! EARTHSPARK!! EARTHSPAAAAARK

[stellarfoxian]

tingyun’s ears are so sensitive. you’ll notice them moving ever so slightly throughout the day, flicking towards noise, or lowering if she’s unimpressed. touching them is a privilege! a sign she really trusts you.

so the first time she let you touch them, you were ecstatic! you ran your fingers along their lengths gently, keeping an eye on her reactions to make sure she’s not uncomfortable. and oh, she is FAR from uncomfortable. you notice her pushing her ears closer to you, purring loudly and unapologetically. it melts your heart, she’s being so cute.

when you’re eventually done, she pouts.

“do you have to stop so soon?”

“tingyun it’s been 5 minutes.”

“and?”

she loves the feeling of your hands on her ears, and she’ll definitely be asking you to pet her again.

[adaelines]

edit: sighs i wrote it

listen I'm so. I want a threesome with ada and Leon but I wanna be centre of attention....

like both of them competing for your attention?? competing to see who can please you better, who knows your body better, which one of them can make you moan their name louder? that's what I want. I want them to just be so snarky to each other then just turn to you with the most loving tone and looks!!!

leon sucking on your chest whilst ada goes down on you... ada being mean to leon and then just praising you the absolute most whilst she sucks on your clit, she's so strong you could fully just sit on her shoulders, hold her by her hair against you and she'll purr how good you're being for her, won't you moan her name? no, don't look at leon, look at her, she's the one making you feel good right now.

and leon would leave you absolutely covered in marks, everywhere his mouth could reach, its like he's proving your his and making sure everyone knows.. he'd use his teeth whenever you give ada too much attention, practically growling against you :(

I just want them both obsessed with me honestly

[bizlybebo]

jrwi characters react to you getting a tapeworm

(original? for jrwi made by @pennydoesstuff )

Gillion: *drawing sword* worry not, y/n, for such evils shall be thwarted with the power of DESTINY

Chip: WOAAHHH can i touch it or is that like disrespectful to your culture

Jay: you wanna know my secret so bad, chip? i was using— y/n you what

Caspian: traitor noises

Lizzie: thats fucking disgusting *eats the tapeworm while making eye contact with ypu*

Marshall John: HELL YEAH BROTHER *high fives u so hard the tapeworm falls out

Niklaus: *has tits out* i see

Ava Ferin: dead

Drey Ferin: yknow i had a tapeowrm once too…. In a life long past me by now…..

Old Man Earl: turns it into juice

Ollie: WOAHHH *pokes it*

Goobleck: is the tapeworm

+ bonus

William: yknow sometimes i feel like there are two tapeworms in me. and inside me those two tapeworms are fucking

[naturesass]

promised land

[finnitesimal]

every damn time with this guy. He called you the love his life like three hours ago and keeps talking about your tits I think you gotta look up what platonic means now king