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lamentable-comedy · 10 days ago

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Ralph and Julie are alive? Ralph and Julie are alive. Do you ever think about that??? Think about how Ralph Montgomery and Julie Capsom are alive???? How Arden took one of the most well know tragedies, possibly in the world, and changed the ending so they LIVE??!???!?? In the “they’re going to die” play???????? In the “hi the story hasn’t started yet but just a heads up they will die— we know this is based on an older story, but just in case you didn’t know, they are going to die at the end” play????? And they LIVE??????????????

It’s been four and a half years since I listened and I haven’t stopped thinking about how Ralph and Julie are alive. They made it out. Just this once. Just this once, they made it out alive.

#like yeah it’s still a tragedy cause of they whole Julie going to jail thing but they LIVE #they have a DAUGHTER #they got to have *years* together where they were safe and happy and normal #fuck man #(shout out to fast and the furious r and j play where they also live but the tone of that was deeply unserious so it’s not the same)#arden podcast #podcast #words #julie capsom #ralph montgomery #my guy billy shakes #(tangentially)#i missed Julie Capsom Disappearance day this year but I AM thinking about them #we’ve been telling this story for nearly 500 years and it breaks my heart that they got to live this time #oh yeah and sealed with a kiss (the adaptation where they’re seals) ALSO doesn’t count. I know they live but it doesn’t hit the same #ditto gnomeo and juliet

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