#(she's in denial)

[cannithebear]

Mary Margaret: What could you possibly have to offer anyone!?

Gold: Ask your husband.

Mary Margaret: What

Gold: What

[lcstkey]

@minarcana sent ❝ can’t believe you’re on your feet already. ❞ from rusi'a Last of Us Pt 2 Sentence Starters

"It's not as bad as everyone saying..." The young adventurer starts slowly, nervously, rubbing the back of her bandaged right ear until she catches the warning expression from Mother Miounne behind the counter. Flinching, she suddenly recalls one of the chirurgeons telling her that she isn't supposed to touch the back of that ear for a long while.

Eep. I think it wasn't that bad...It's too bad I can't remember how I even found my way back to the Canopy...

"The chirurgeons here in Gridania are greatly skilled healers, and I'd say they've earned their reputation in that regard. They were able to help me in time." She says more firmly, then adds, "I think some of the talk is exaggerated if not overly embellished."

[incorrecttigerandbunny]

Karina's Mom: So how did you and Ryan meet?

Karina: No, no no no no no no no no no no no no no. Ryan and I are not together. No. No.

Ryan: Really? Sixteen no's. Really?

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

"I don't *like* him, he just was the first person to come to mind when I needed a fake husband."

#oh how the tables have turned

[phosani]

my mom is like you don't look mexican

girl i get asked if im mexican everyday

[pleinsdemuses]

𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒 (Sin/Brock @crossxxbones )

“The only thing I'd smash about this man is his face against the wall.”

(But Fuck do I remember all the times we smashed against the wall, on the couch, the counter, the god damn floor...)

[gcldcnhour]

@awalkoflife continued from here

there's a bonfire going, their friends laughing and hanging off each other, drunk on the summer moon and cheap liquor. it's times like these that august looks at her life and really, truly, loves it. the boy she had been in love with for so many years was there by her side, her best friends gushing and basking in the warmth of the fire. this was how life was supposed to be, she just knew it. but james had wandered off a bit, august close to follow thinking he was just leading her away to kiss her away from watchful eyes. it's not until she's on him, arms reaching to curl around his arm when he mentions that he won't be there for much longer and her heart sinks. she attempts not to show it on her face though and just leans into him. "i know." she responds softly, gaze focused on the water that glistens under the stars. "but you're here right now right? we can...we can deal with the later when it comes." though she knew it'd come eventually and she was now sure that her worst fears with him would come true - he'd move on and never come back. "is everything okay babe?" she now dares to look up at him, fingers intertwining with his.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

who had "jkr goes full nazi" on their 2024 bingo cards?

[beegs-bugs]

Live footage of Jon gaslighting himself into thinking he’s only jealous of Peter Lukas because Martin is such a good assistant. No other reason.

Art by my irl friend Vin Who Isn’t On Tumblr

[stars-obsession-pit]

Danny got out.

Danyal al Ghul was created by the League of Assassins alongside his brother Damian.

Created, not born. Though they were both grown in the same lab, Danyal always felt the status quo. Damian was the heir, the real son, the one they cared about. Damian got to be a person, the one for whom human terms like “born” would fit.

Danyal was just the extra. The bodyguard to die in his brother’s place and a spare should he be lost.

And Danyal died.

Shed his old life like a snake’s skin and vanished into the bustle of a crowded city.

They would tell Damian it was a mission that went wrong. A failure, like Danyal always was.

But Danyal would call it his first real success.

Danny Fenton loves their new life.

Jack and Maddie, for all their unsafe work practices, care for them. That’s far more than their blood “family” in the League ever did.

Far more than they felt they deserved for the longest time.

So when their brother reached out, tried to reconnect as if they were normal siblings instead of born tools, is it any wonder they lashed out, told him to never come back?

Danny got out. Danyal is dead, one ghost Danny is happy to put down forever.

[all-lee24]

I dreamt for so long

[scholliski]

can you believe that Wymack heard Kayleigh say Kevin wasn’t his, pop out with a baby in exactly nine months and then saw that same boy on television a decade later, same black hair as his, same complexion, bone structure, height, and literally just went “damn crazy coincidence, what could have been… anyway”

[ofswordsandpens]

actually I also wanna talk about the part where Percy convinces Bob to kill Hyperion because even though Percy never says anything outright sinister, the way he handles the entire situation with such cool ease, playing on Bob’s emotions... its so insane???

Because Annabeth’s reaction to the three of them encountering Hyperion reforming is: “oh this is bad we need to get out of here” She knows if Bob remembers himself, that it's not going to play out well for Percy and her. She also thinks about how they're being pursued and don't have a lot of time. Her solution to the problem, seemingly, is to leave.

But Percy's solution is to work the situation to his advantage. He re-affirms Bob's loyalty to him:

Percy then re-establishes Bob's moral code: "Some monsters are good. Some are bad. This Titan is bad. He tried to kill me and a lot of people. He's not good like you are."

And it ends with Percy leaving the choice of whatever to do with Hyperion to Bob but of course, is it really what Bob chose to do? Bob decides to kill Hyperion. It's not what he may have done, if Percy hadn't intervened. But it's exactly what Percy was oh-so-sweetly leading Bob to do.

And listen, I'm not claiming that it was exactly morally bankrupt of Percy to take advantage of a once-evil titan who could get him and his girlfriend through hell in one piece. Percy, Annabeth, they manipulate monsters and enemies all the time. Annabeth ended the previous book with manipulating Arachne into weaving her own web. So it's not exactly like she's against using manipulative tactics, in theory.

But Bob, at this point, is not just some monster. He is so painfully sincere in his belief in Percy and their friendship, so yes, it does feel a bit sinister whenever Percy uses Bob... and he really uses Bob.

And I think what makes the scene so unsettling, it isn't just that Percy manipulated Bob, its how well Percy manipulated him. He manipulates Bob so well that Percy doesn't even have to kill Hyperion... because Bob does it for him. He manipulates Bob so well, that Annabeth couldn't tell if Percy was purposefully trying to manipulate the situation. (Newsflash, he most definitely was). Like holy shit.

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok of Steve and Nancy walking in the woods on a hike like:

POV: You’re hiking in the woods with your hard of heading partners

And then the camera flips around to Eddie and Robin, out of breath and struggling like “guys, can we take a break?” and “let’s slow down, please?” and “Guys, please, I’m going to die.”

[lorethebookworm]

No one:

Athena in God games when Ares insults her new friend:

[reegis]

Listen. I am obsessed w brian and nastya being friends, to the point i went into a fugue state and wrote 40k in three months back in 2020 about them being friends. If you have any extra time or energy, do you have any doodles of them being buddies?

besties tell besties when theyr about to yeet themselves into the void 💖