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pomegranatesarchive · 7 months ago
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quite suspicious | lewis hamilton
pairing: lewis hamilton x reader
summary; isn't it quite suspicious that the email sabotage news drops and suddenly lewis isn't struggling in qualifying anymore? lewis girlfriend sure thinks so.
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lewishamilton: back on the podium 🍾!! so proud of the team today. every week they deliver and this result is for them. we're moving in the right direction and we're doing so as a team. onto the next~
view comments below!
yourusername: PODIUM BABY!! HELLZ YEAH!!
lewishamilton: 🥰🥰
yoursername: THATS MYYYY WORLD CHAMPION
user1: no need to brag.
user2: she's dating lewis hamilton, shes earned the right to brag
user3: someone needs to keep sending those emails if it means lewis podium
*liked by yoursername*
user3: Y/N LIKED ????
user4: she knows what's needed
georgerussell63: great podium mate👊
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yourusername: have i mentioned how much i love emails?
congratulations to max and lando 👊 and BIG CONGRATULATIONS to my world champion 🫶
view comments below!
lewishamilton: who is that gorgeous lady in the first photo?
yourusername: your biggest fan 🤩
lewishamilton: let her know i'm her biggest fan too~
user5: con😭gra😭tula😭tions
user6: wait why do you love emails?
user6: OH WAIT
user6: OH I GOT IT
user6: omg that's so funny
user7: y/n, be honest, did you send that email?
yourusername: my lawyer advised me to stay quiet
mercedesamgf1: ?
lewishamilton: she's just joking. right my love?
yourusername: well...
user8: I LOVE HER
user9: i personally love emails too...
user10: right..they're just so...useful
maxverstappen1: yes y/n, you mentioned loving emails multiple times during the race.
yourusername: i just had to let everyone know!!!
user11: every time y/n calls lewis "her world champion" i die a little inside
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notes: this is all for funzies, mercedes pls don't sue me 🥲 posting this again because i forgot to add tags the first time 😭
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miasmaghoul · 7 months ago
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hear me out, speaking of the ghovie… what abt raindrop movie theater employees au? love u btw 🥺🫶
HIllll CRIM ILU TOOOO <3
Pls this is such a fun idea ugh. Kinda suggestive at the end, but mostly just raindrop being raindrop. :))))
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"Whaddaya think makes 'em Swedish?"
Rain looks up from where he's hunched over his phone, finds Dew sitting on the counter with a baggie of Swedish Fish. He swings his feet and holds a gummy fish between two fingers, making it swim through the air. Rain can see how red his eyes are from here, and even though the air hangs heavy with with the scent of popcorn he can still smell the remnants of weed wafting from him.
"Dunno," Rain shrugs. He supposes he could look it up, but that would interrupt his valuable mindless scrolling time. There's only so much time between screenings in their dinky little theater, he has to take what he can get. "You should ask someone Swedish."
Dew hops off the counter, stretching both arms over his head. His uniform polo slides up, reveals a pale strip of skin above low-slung jeans, and Rain snaps a quick picture for future reference.
(He has a Thing for Dew's bony hips, so sue him.)
"You're no fun," Dew pouts, slouching over to Rain's side of the concession stand. He drapes himself over Rain's back, sighing heavily. The little baby hairs thay have escaped his bun tickle Rain's cheek, make his nose scrunch up.
"I'm tons of fun," he deadpans, holding up his phone and displaying an article about the mating habits of Atlantic salmon as though that proves something. Dew doesn't even glance at it, too busy snaking his arms around Rain's shoulders and nosing at his hair.
"You smell like coconuts," he giggles, woefully stoned. He sniffs at those dark curls until Rain starts to squirm, reaching back to poke him in the ribs.
"How high are you?" Rain chuckles, still tipping his head when Dew starts drifting towards his neck.
"This's what happens when you don't share with me," the blonde mumbles, chapped lips grazing Rain's throat. "I roll for two and have no self control."
Well, he's not wrong about that last part. Rain thinks back last week, when Dew had spent the night at his place. A quiet evening spent smoking and playing video games, until they were both too stoned to do anything but snuggle and watch TV. Rain had ordered them a pizza, grabbed it from the driver in a haze of smoke and set it on the couch with a quick announcement about needing to piss. He'd been gone for maybe ten minutes - most of which had been spent forgetting where he was while he washed his hands - and by the time he'd gotten back Dew had managed to scarf down six massive slices covered in pepperoni and pineapple all on his own.
"Don't I know it," Rain grumbles, reaching up to give the little guy an affectionate noogie. Dew nips at his jaw in retaliation, slinking around to Rain's front. Dew weasels his way into his lap, slinging his arms around Rain's neck with a smile. He leans in to lick at the spot he bit, and the way the ball of his tongue piercing glides over his skin makes Rain's eyelids flutter. He tosses his phone onto the counter in favor of holding the bony hips he loves so much.
"Y'know," Dew lilts, swaying in his lap, "we got some time before the next show." He scoots impossibly closer, until their chests meet and Dew can rub their noses together. Rain can feel his piercings through his shirt, and a little tingle runs through him. He slips one hand from Dew's hip to give his barely-there ass a quick squeeze, long fingers sneaking up the back of his shirt.
"We do," Rain nods, fingertips grazing the ultra soft peach fuzz at the base of Dew's spine. His eyes drift to Dew's mouth, wide and pink and curled at the corners in a mischievous little grin. "Wonder what we could do until then..."
Dew's smile gains a sensual edge, his eyelids drooping and the tip of his tongue poking out between crowded teeth. He slips his fingers into Rain's curls, blunt nails scratching at his scalp, and Rain shivers when Dew leans in close. He waits for a kiss that will undoubtedly taste of weed and raspberry flavoured candy.
Instead, Dew kisses his cheek and moves to whisper in his ear. His breath ghosts over Rain's skin, warm but shiver-inducing, and he makes his request.
Rain snorts.
"I am not fucking you with the popcorn butter, Dewdrop."
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youmakethelight · 3 months ago
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This is my truth tbh. Angela Kang babes why don't you and Melissa ride off into the sunset and leave all these men behind.
Literally just give me carol doing literally anything BUT being a side prop to daryl/darren's man pain.
Solo carol, carol & OC, carol & zeke (sue me - their divorced dynamic is cute and wholesome af), carol & fucking eugene idc, carol & lydia (not even joking that is a MISSED opportunity), carol & ash (obviously), carol & hallucination alpha (we don't talk enough about the explosive chemistry between samantha morton and melissa mcbride we really don't), carol & kelly, CAROL & CONNIE (actually this is a sick idea why didn't they do THIS??!), carol & maggie, carol & michonne (ok I know michonne has a fam, but if she can disappear for years to go find rick, she can go away with carol to talk through all that child loss bonding - also the plot could just be the same as dead city where they're looking for a kidnapped Judith* & RJ - and rick is just busy with smth else whatever, maybe he can make brief appearances - or he can be there too, but no cockblocking our girls pls), hang on hang on CAROL & JUDITH.
*I'm still processing the moment Judith recognised carol and said to her that her hair got REALLY long and carol said it DID, it was so cute and I may never recover, I fear.
No but actually Carol and Judith would be the BEST spin off idea. There is SO MUCH to explore there. Like rick destroying carol's self confidence in one fell swoop by banishing her from the prison bc he fears her being around while JUDITH is there (even though everything she did and does was to protect her and the other children and people she loved). The fact that Judith was present for Lizzie and Mika and the main reason they actually had to act on it the way they did. Just obviously the fact that Carol and Beth were the two who nurtured Judith the most as a baby. The fact that Carol knew and was friends with Lori and bonded with her over their children and while she was pregnant. The fact that Carol knew Carl, and that Sophia was friends with Carl, and that Sophia's death had a major impact on Carl. The shared trauma of lost children that Michonne and Carol share and thus she can help Judith understand her mum better. I could go on.
And they could take Dog with them. Like Daryl clearly doesn't care about him anymore, but he'd be a cute sort of proxy for Daryl and a reminder of home while they're spin-offing together.
Nah, I'm not done with this idea.
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sceletaflores · 5 months ago
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i’m so obsessed with crimson (not a cringe name at all!) and logan!!!
pls tell us more about crimson and her backstory! and her mutation! thanks baby!!!
wtf oh em gee anon ofc i’d love to chat about her!
for her mutation, she’s basically a blood bender, but with some extra stuff cause i thought just blood bending was a little boring lmao. i'm not the best at explaining things, so hopefully this isn’t all over the place.
in my head, she can manipulate blood that's both inside and outside of the body. she can sort of "possess" peoples bodies by either ingesting their blood or by blood-to-blood contact. if it has a blood stream, she can take it over. it’s not only limited to just the living either, corpses that still have blood in their bodies are easiest for her to manipulate.
she refrains from ever ingesting blood in fear of looking too scary, she only learned and honed the blood-to-blood contact method working with charles and hank. she can also use her own blood (other peoples as well but once again, she doesn't really want to come off as scary) as a weapon by manipulating it into sharp objects once it's spilled.
she hardly possesses living people because it takes a huge toll on her physically and it's still a little too hard for her to execute safely.
i even toyed with the idea of her being able to like...ingest a mutants ability. not forever, but if she takes enough blood from them she can retain a watered down, weaker version of whatever ability they may have for a short period of time, but i'm not so sure about making it 'canon' in my own little universe.
one cause it’s a super similar trait to rogue and two cause i obviously want her abilities to be interesting and powerful in a way, but i don't want to make her too op or a sort of mary sue type character. it's so icky reading ocs that are written to be the strongest mutant ever that body jean and magneto and everyone else under the sun. i don't ever want to give that vibe with this lol please let me know if i do don't spare my feelings like is this cool or is it too extra...
okay so what i have in my head in terms of a backstory is very chaotic and not really fully fledged in any way shape or form! the main idea i have for her is that, as a child, she was sold to a mutant testing lab by her abusive mother. her father left right after her abilities developed, refusing to raise a mutant daughter.
i know i very ominously mentioned the “scientists” and the “experiments” in afilav sort of in passing, but just know she was a mutant before she was tested on! the experiments only affected her mutation. that’s why she reacts more aggressively or viscerally to the sight and smell of blood. however, her enhanced strength and healing are a result of her time in the lab.
anyway long story short she finally broke out of the lab when she was older and started to “work” as like a free agent for a couple years.
killed whoever wherever for whoever for lots of money. she never stayed in one place long. she liked being off the grid, mostly drifting from state to state sleeping in shelters, on park benches, in abandoned cars, but only until she was found by charles xavier.
that's really it! i'm trying to think out some more aspects of her that are only half-baked ideas so i won't bother writing them down lol thanks for the question anon! i had so much fun actually sitting down and writing this.
fyi: i'll be tagging all my content about this au and character with the tags 'to the bone au' and 'file: crimson' from this point on :)
love you!
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yxlenas · 10 months ago
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Bishova is such a funny ship name imo, 'cause "fag" in portuguese is "bicha" so whenever I read "bishova" inside my head, it reminds me of "bichona" (aka "big fag" in portuguese) lmaooo
Anyways. Pls feel free to share some of your bishova headcanons (even though I don't even go here lol). I kinda see the ~vision~ from that one scene w/ them that I saw (yeah, I'm gay and weak, sue me)
I HATE the ship name soooo much lmao I was on the ground floor of the ship (Like, pre-hawkeye, using their interactions in the Thompson BW run for inspo) and I was gunning for it to be Katelena but I was 100% outvoted.
I'm gonna give you a couple SFW ones and then a couple NSFW ones because I WILL make you a Marvel girlie if it takes the rest of our tumblr lives
Yelena has some food issues (food insecurity/aversions, trouble acknowledging her fullness cues) and Kate is the one who helps her figure out how to treat those. One thing they do is that when they go out to eat, Kate boxes up half of Yelena's entree for her when it comes to the table so Yelena doesn't eat herself sick.
They're both neurodivergent-Yelena was an excellent assassin but in the MCU there's little to no suggestion that she ever did honeypot missions and I think it's because her social cues aren't great. Kate absolutely has hyperactive ADHD.
I think Yelena enjoys being read aloud to. She finds it soothing. Kate will read news articles and books and shit out loud to Yelena with Yelena's head in her lap.
They are both obviously dog people but Yelena is *obsessed* with Bucky's cat Alpine and will wander around with Alpine tucked in her hoodie. Alpine does not like Kate. Kate will MAKE Alpine like her if it's the last thing she does.
Antonia Dreykov is not much of a Kate fan at first. She finds Kate soft, loud, overly dramatic, and painfully naive. Then Yelena almost dies on Antonia's watch, and Kate steps up in a very serious, real way. That wins Antonia over to the Kate side.
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Yelena's the bottom. I love bottom Yelena. She's a spoiled, bratty sugar baby pillow princess and Kate is OBSESSED with the power trip it gives her to see Yelena like that.
Tbh I'm not into asexual Yelena and less and less inclined to even discuss it but I DO think Yelena has hangups and triggers around sex. The girls take the physical intimacy part of their relationship at a GLACIAL pace, and there are times where something Kate says or does ends in a meltdown or panic attack for Yelena. It makes Kate feel very guilty. Yelena makes jokes about it, which does not provide the levity that she THINKS they do.
Kate doesn't really like to wear pants much, especially in their room/their own apartment once Yelena is secure enough to live with just Kate (I think for a while Yelena lives with Bucky and thus Sam, and Kate ends up there too-Yelena gets anxious alone and needs to learn to person). Yelena regularly grabs her ass and squeezes before BOLTING to trick Kate into chasing her and throwing her on the bed.
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canada-with-a-blog · 5 months ago
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might as well make an intro
Hello. This blog is not and isn't claiming to be associated with the Canadian government pls don't sue me.
This is a gimmick/roleplay blog for the country of Canada. There are three other Canadas on Tumblr @definitely-canada @canada-official and @the-real-canada who are also very cool.
Things about the mod of this blog, I'm aspec neptunic and fluidflux (genderfluid and genderflux) in simple terms. I have various forms of synesthesia the ones important to note for this blog are olp and graphe color. As for example, c is beige a is red n is brown (well specific shades but this intros getting long). I have trust issues and probably long term depression that is getting better sometimes? And am in general an anxious reck who's worried people will leave or hate or be scared of me. Back to lighter stuff, I'm Canadian, and like using emoticons. And am plural, specifically a Median System.
I have made multiple Canada personas ocs whatever you call them because I can't help but project. So now Canada is plural.
The main Canada is the most calm and chill and sane and put together,
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Then there's dark Canada, their the chaotic one of the bunch. And is the personification of Canada's dark side basically. They can come off as evil, but they love their fellow Canada's more then anything,
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then last but not least, must be protected at all coasts Canada. Their just a little baby pls protect them
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I'll probably talk in a plural stand point sometimes so we'll use we/us and I/me when roleplaying but one of us might talk on our own, of that happens we'll say who's talking.
Also will do this if it's specifically the mod talking.
If not then assume it's Canada in general/collectively talking or the main Canada not feeling they need to sign off.
Thank you for reading!
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taegae · 3 months ago
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hi I'm a new exol, could you pls explain the feud between sm and exo?
oh? welcome to the fandom, new EXO-L!!!! I was not expecting this question, ngl. I think this is very complex and I'm not the best person to answer it. However, you can still read my big ass ramble (with my weird english):
The history between EXO and SM has years, so there are a lot of moments where we had big problems and rn I can't expose or even remember them all. But it started with their debut. Yes, SM invested a lot in EXO's teasers and all, but it was not well received in korea and EXO were called at that time "SM's biggest mistake". It took a full year for them to have their first comeback with wolf... (and they were the new baby group of the agency). They also had a lot of anti-activity going on (even before they debuted, tbf), and to me SM never did sh*t to help them out . Till today, we still have a big anti EXO activity (including akgaes - they are very bad solo stans lol), but SM apparently doesn't know how to get into action and sue them lmao. We almost need to beg this agency to do something to deal with rumours, protect their artists... (example, if you search on twitter "Chen" "protect" "sm" you can find all you need). Kinda wild .
Not only that, but SM has the tendency to prioritize newer groups, and even when EXO was (or is) the group with most sales, we were having problems with underproduction, zero promotions activities, poor management, etc. SM loves sabotaging them lol.
I trully don't remember a comeback where we were not annoyed by SM's decisions. In 2015, for example, SM could have been smarter with call me baby and promote it more internationally. Spoiler alert: SM didn't do it. But funny enough, SM decided go to the international market with superm in 2019, where kaibaek were exploited and overworked (not saying the others weren't).
Furthermore, we are talking about a big agency who is known for having some problems related to... let's say, problematic contracts. Between 2014 and 2015, 3 chinese members filed a lawsuit against SM to terminate the contract, claimind unfair treatment, lack of support towards their activities and health, unfair payment and discrimination problems. A person could think this was going to be the last situation envolving an lawsuit... yeah, no, we have the most recent problem with CBX.
The CBX vs SM:
https://youtu.be/eFLjrCb5XB8?si=JG0PJgUC8hELIJmU&t=132 or this https://x.com/chanbaekalert/status/1664125854723747840
They "reached" an agreement... https://www.soompi.com/article/1594856wpp/exos-baekhyun-xiumin-and-chen-reach-agreement-with-sm-entertainment-release-joint-statement
But yeah, the story doesn't end there lol: https://www.soompi.com/article/1666874wpp/exos-chen-baekhyun-and-xiumin-to-hold-press-conference-regarding-dispute-with-sm-entertainment
https://www.kpopstarz.com/articles/319944/20240610/sm-denies-exo-cbx-claims-settlement-breach-accuses-trio-distorting-facts.htm
https://www.allkpop.com/article/2024/06/inb100-responds-to-sm-entertainments-statement-regarding-unfair-terms-in-exo-cbx-deal
To understand this last part better: https://x.com/kyoonghrt/status/1801311638772920322
All of this with a lot of SM's media play :) it's really hard to have all the facts and details, and it's really complex when we are talking about contracts, the nature and details of those... so, yeah, we are going bald with all this stress and lack of transparency.
If you want to, you can watch this compilation here of EXO exposing SM (some topics: SM control freak, creating idol personas, greedy, abusing it's power, yeah) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brXrQHKiSik
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myfemmeb0yfriend · 10 months ago
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please explain the plot of glee to me pretty girl 😚
AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH
(squeals through your phone!!!!!)
(this is basically me giving u a very chaotic rundown and trying to implement all of my opinions on it. i started this at 5am and i'm finishing it at 11pm 😭. i basically am just writing down the pilot episode...)
OK SO BASICALLY,
it starts with the old glee director getting fired for sexual harassment because rachel berry, an absolute insufferable yet disturbingly talented teenager for only being a sophomore in hs at this point in time, reported him- NOT BECAUSE HE WAS INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCHING A STUDENT, NO!- but because sandy (old glee coach) gave someone else a solo instead of her 🤗🤗 . I HATE HER!!!! (she only gets worse from this point on too btw!!)
so, sandy gets fired and the principal of wiliam mckinley high school was like, "well since we don't have someone to take control of the glee cub and we also don't have the money for it, we'll just cut the program😁!" (although he paid for the cheer team's (the cheerios) new dietitian...)
... sigh.
This is where W*ll Sch*ester comes in...
(i hate w*ll sch*ester!!!!)
will is a sad old middle aged man with an uptight wife (terri schuester<3) who is basically living his high school glory days through the glee club. (this man is a menace. he needs to be put down!)
will is like to figgins (the principal) , "no! you can't take away the glee club! you're taking away these kids' will to live!" (his will to live)
so figgins is like, "fine but ur paying out of pocket to support it🙄🙄."
so there's tina, a goth whose faking a stutter so she doesn't have to talk to people she doesn't like, artie, a kid whose in a wheelchair and sings like he's not a white boy from the midwest, mercedes (MY BELOVED!!!!) , whose amazing but of course they portrayed her as the token angry black girl because what ELSE could she POSSIBLY bring to the table except that, kurt (MY BELOVED PT.2!!!!) , a closeted gay whose closet is made out of glass, and then... fucking rachel.
anyway, will then gets notified by sue sylvester, cheerios coach and the MOST AMAZING CHARACTER IN THIS GODFORSAKEN SHOW, that the glee club needs 12 people in order to compete in competitions and keep the club afloat.
so, he tries to talk to the football team about signing up for glee club after rachel tells him that artie isn't good enough to keep up with her vocally. he fails, and the sign-up sheet gets vandalized with penises and a bunch of ridiculous fake names!
and then there's this whole monologue like, "i was just about to give up until i heard his voice..."
and this poor kid finn is in the bathroom, just peacefully singing to himself while this CREEPY ASS MIDDLE AGED MAN is listening to him.
... and then he plants weed in his locker and tells him to sign up for the glee club or else he'd get expelled and lose his (nonexistent) football scholarship.
anyway, a little while after that his wife terri is like, "hey! i'm pregnant! 🤗" (spoiler alert! it was a hysterical pregnancy... and after that she then tries to hide the fact that she is in fact, NOT pregnant by wearing this fake pregnant stomach thing and trying to bribe finn's girlfriend for her child since she doesn't want to keep it.) and then will is thinking, "damn, i'm really gonna hate life now... time to be an accountant so i can support my (cunty af) lying wife and our fake baby!"
so he then puts in his two weeks but not without emma (his love interest and william mckinley's guidance counselor.) going, "pls go to the careers center tomorrow so you don't make the biggest mistake of your life and inevitably kill yourself." in much kinder words than how i phrased it. she basically shows him an old video of his time in glee club and i guess that inspires him... or something idk.
so the episode ends with the glee club performing don't stop believin by journey (i've heard this song so many goddamn times in this show that i HATE it now!) and the cheerios (quinn, santana, brittany.) and sue (best character in television history) are watching them as well as puck, finn's best friend who totally thinks finn is a bitch for joining jew directions.
also, will is in one of the auditorium seats and he comes back on the stage like, "good job, guys! btw i'm back! sorry for quitting on you for like ten seconds😝."
anyway, there's so much more that i left out but i don't feel like going back and editing this. thank you for asking me about glee and letting me go insane about my worst special interest ever!!!! - asteria<3 .
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cupids-darling-love · 2 years ago
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- RP Rules/Info
⋆ Please be literate to advanced literate (the minimum a few paragraphs). I love DETAIL, tell me every little thing about your oc and the setting. Of course make it make sense but give me DETAILSSS. I don't do anything, nor will I accept anything less than a paragraph. I just don't enjoy roleplays like that, sorry.
⋆ Help in making the plot! Coming up with ideas and keeping it alive. I’ve had to be the one so many times keep the rp going good and alive. Roleplaying is a team effort and I would like us both to bring in ideas and all. Of course please ask before doing anything and I’ll do the same. This includes asking me to do big timeskips! Ask and I’ll usually always say yes. I just want there to be enough communication between us :).
⋆ Oc’s do not have to be in wikis for me! I love coming up with new characters all the time for roleplays and all! I also do not mind animated or realistic face claims (depends also whether the fandom is animated or realistic). I’m a bit picky when it comes to drawings, especially traditional just bc it’s hard for me to imagine. (No hate to anyone that uses their art work! Honestly that’s so cool just I’m picky about it myself). Under no circumstances will I ever rp with a gacha oc OR furry. (If the fandom is something like bastard then I’ll maybe make an exception, but fandoms like that I usually humanize the characters bc I feel uncomfortable otherwise).
⋆ I have school and work! Yes I have a life outside of roleplaying and all that. So please do not spam me or constantly ask when I’ll reply. When I can, I will. Ofc if it’s been a few days you can remind me! Sometimes I forget bc I’m so busy. Usually I’ll always say when I can’t reply tho so don’t worry. All I ask is that you do the same. Tell me when you can’t reply, tell me if you get bored or don’t want to rp anymore! I completely understand. Like I said I just want there to be communication between the two of us outside of the roleplay.
⋆ I love doing double ups, yes it can get a bit overwhelming but I do love them! Especially for fandom roleplays. For doubles ups I please ask that you don’t put more effort only to your side and not to my side. I’ll keep things even all the time and I ask that you do so as well so the both of us are happy :). I can do ocxoc, ccxcc (depending on the cc), or ccxoc! I can usually always play any cc so don’t be shy to ask.
⋆ I will only be doing double ups for ocxcc, I won’t play a canon character for your oc and receive nothing back in return. If it’s not a double up then I will only play MY oc. But I don’t find that really fair either so I’m more than open to doing a double up! (If you'd prefer ccxcc for your side then that's totally fine with me). I'm open for doing double ups without it being tied to a fandom as well!
⋆ No ‘uwu subs’ or ‘Mary-sue emo’ or super op characters😭. I can not stand these types of oc’s. Please give me characters with actual stories to them and not ones that just want to be babied bc I won’t baby your oc like that. And pls, you’re oc that looks and acts like a f-ing child isn’t gonna be paired with one of my ocs that looks and acts like an adult. I’m warning now I’ll honestly just leave if I see this starting to happen :P.
⋆ Depending on the fandom and storylines, triggering topics will be brought up throughout the rp. So please tell me any triggers you have beforehand as I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable. My only triggers are weird kinks like necrophilia, vomit, scat, anything with kids like age play, etc.
⋆ I'm very open to writing out NSFW content BUT it can't be the whole premise of the plot. There has to be an actual story before we get to the NSFW side.
⋆ Please let me know if you're going to be leaving or if the roleplay isn't what you expected. I don't want to be wasting my time either coming up with a plot, talking ooc, getting into the story then you disappear and leave. Let me know if my writing isn't your style or if you want to change the story up, that's completely fine with me! I'm more than happy to make sure we both have a fun time :).
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baekhvuns · 1 year ago
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BESTIE
THAT MAN HAD A GF ALL THIS TIME.
😭
I mean he was never mine to begin with, and it was obvious he'd HAVE a gf with THAT face but ong I felt like I got cheated on Bcz we made eye contact for like 0.00001 secs tht one time 😩😩
I wasn't even able to go at my job Bcz I was sick my co workers told me that he had a gf, who was apparently at the restaurant and he made it so obvious that it was his gf. Which is a top trait for a man. BUT I COULDN'T SEE HIS GF 😭😭😭 I WANTED TO AT LEAST SEE THE FACE OF THE LUCKY WOMAN
Anyways....about my life, i got sick somehow, and got a cold but now I'm getting better AND MY PHONE FELL INTO MY BATHTUB 😭 SEE THIS IS WHY I WANTED TO BUY A BLUETOOTH SPEAKER!! it was so unfortunate, Bcz I was in the bathtub, scrolling thru my phn finding the perfect song and MY Clumsy MY CLUMSY HANDSSS 😭 anyways, its still working but the screen... is now discolored??
Enough of me ranting abt my life. How are you? The blog has been so quiet lately, like WHERE IS DV ANON?? WHERE IS JAEHUNNY ANON?? WHERE IS NOTHINGJUSTME ANON?? WHERE IS CHILDHOOD! BESTFRIENDHWA ANON?? Guys come back...life is so...lonely 🥺 (i hate this emoji)
Speaking of childhoodbestfriend!hwa anon, i literally made a story inspired by your username 😔 so i hope you don't sue me. I was sick i had nothing to do so I just posted the story, it's a part 1, idk man I hope people will like it.
I see you like angst YOU LIKE LOTS OF ANGST AND UGLY FIGHTS AFTER WHICH THE COUPLE LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER!! Me too. But I feel like daytime star is a comfort manhwa, like they went thru hurdles..they did but not in their relationship but more like, they went thru it together. Like....it wasn't anything between them ..bt them against the world thing?
Speaking of the whole fight THATS HOW YOU COME UP WITH THE FORMULA OF YOUR STORIES RIGHT? damn no wonder I'm in love with them..
Bt look i found a few fics that perfectly explain d&tg, change the Hongjoong to yn in the first one AND THE SECOND ONE!!! 🤚😭 PERSON B IS SO GENERAL!YN ..is the how you spell it-
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THIS LAST ONE 😭😭😭 IM GETTING FLASHBACKS TO THE FIGHT HWA AGREED TO SO CONFIDENTALLY AND THEN GOT BEATEN UP!
Omg yes the baby against his tiddies 🤧🤧🤧 they're so cute, and the baby is so cute and everything is so cute. Whenever I read it, it feels like I'm melting. And it feels so satisfying to see haebom (the black haired dude) who is so intimidating get all soft cuz of a baby AND HER FATHER 😭
NO NO YOURE RIGHT THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER AND THE BLACK CAT DYNAMIC IS THE BEST! I read another bl...pls I'm getting addicted to them...and it's actually good, AND ITS TBE SAME DYNAMIC!!! Person A (complete black cat persona, depressed with anxiety and a rich kid, [guess where the depression came frm?] ) and Person B (literal human sunshine, even his hair are blonde, a tired working man who gv up on his dreams)
And then they unite....god, it was the healthiest thing I read probably.
WOOYOUNG'S OREO HAIR ARE BACKKKKK! I cannot....express my joy ENOUGH! AND WE GOT PONYTAIL SEONGHWA 😭😭😭😭 when I tell you I waited so much since the Deja vu era LIKE FINALLY MAN YOU BETTER KEEP THE SCISSORS FAR AWAY!
Girl u gotta tell me where should I read secretary's escape BCZ I READ AT AN ILLEGAL WEBSITE AND IT WONT SHOW ME IT 😭😭😭😭 I WANNA READ IT SHOULD I DOWNLOAD WEBTOON OR SOMETHING??
STOP.
NO FUCKING WAY.
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he brought his gf the day u weren’t at work 😭😭 crying this is like when u miss a day at school and rihanna performed in the cafeteria like CRYING GRKWHDKW ANON WHYDKWHDKW it’s time to come back to ur roots <3
i hope you’re better now- what the fuck 😭😭 WHY DO U HAVE UR PHONE IN THE BATHTUB WHAT HAPPENED TO KEEPING IT AT THE COUNTER ????? did u at least put it in rice pls jfbwkfhsk and did u find the right song
i am good! i was also sick with a scratchy throat recently, uni’s back on 😀 blogs been quiet i know 😭😭😭 NO BC WHERE ARE THEY IVE BEEN WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAGWON ANON PLS HOWS SK ARE U BACK??? ARE U OKAY??? DV ANON IS THE JOB TAKING UR TIME HOWS UR CATS JAEHYUNNY DID U SEE THE LAST RACE, NOTHINGJUSTME HOW WAS UR DAY DID U WATCH ANYTHING CHILDHOODBESTFRIEND HOW IS THE DRAFT GOING FBWMDHWK wow i am so attached <3
omg u posted … 🤲🏻
I DO I RLY DOO I LIKE THE DRAMA MAYBE THATS WHY I FOUND IT A LIL NOT MY TYPE FHKWFB damn how did u know that’s my formula
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CRYING THAT IS EXACTLY GENERAL!Y/N AND HWA FBWNDHAKHDKA IT WAS SO FUN WRITING THEIR BANTER a quiet unbothered person vs the hectic egotistic duke sigh, what a pairing i miss them ngl i miss the mr and mrs park one too what good times they were omg do u know the song im yours by isabel larosa i wrote half of my etl’s based on it
STOP I LOVE THAT THE INTIMIDATING ONE GETTING SOFT FOR KIDS CRYING
EXACTLY!!’!!! PEAK ENTERTAINMENT IS GOLDEN RETRIEVER AND THE BLACK CAT OH HOW I WISH EVERYONE HAD SOMEONE LIKE THAT RHLWHDWK MANIFESTING 😭😭
healthiest thing u read 😭😭😭😭
NOT ONLY OREO BUT A FULL ASS MULLET???? JESUS CHRIST AND *** ?????
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KEEP !!!! THE !!!! SCISSORS AWAY !!!!
PLS DOWNLOAD WEBTOON THATS THE ONLY PLACE I READ SECRETARYS ESCAPE ON I WAIT FOR THIS ONE PATIENTLY and he’s just so,, imagine a ceo hwa like that like.
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❝     𝖺𝗇𝖽     𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟     𝖺𝗅𝗅     𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌     𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞     .     .     .
*     ◞     percival     +     nailah     ›     @goldwingd     .
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Hi Pooh, hope your having a good day or night. I have another request, I'm sorry blame my mind for having a lot of ideas for a lot of characters. Anyways can you do an Incubus Draken being accidently summands by a chubby witch reader who has recently gotten both nipples pierced and also clit pierced as well. All of the piercings are healed but due to having said piercing, she is very sensitive and always horny. 😁
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HER SOUL BEGS FOR ME
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wordcount: 3k
content: incubus!draken, chubby novice witch!reader, demon summoning, isabella piercing, nipple piercings, draken's skin is purple (he's a demon sue me), black haired draken, he uses his tail as a restraint, wings, swearing, pet names (pretty and sweetheart), unprotected sex (use protection kids), fingering, biting, marking, praise, possessiveness, reader gets branded (you'll see)
— synopsis: as a novice witch you need to prove yourself to the coven in order to gain your full powers. however, your latest assignment is proving rather troublesome.
note from pooh: when i tell you i was so excited to make this omfg sha sha you're a genuis. you made me search up demon summoning rituals and i swear i heard God crying for me 😂😂. you always give me fic worthy reqs and as you can see by the wordcount it basically is one (it's a baby fic aw) but pls don't be shy i love to see you in my inbox with a new req, i want all your ideas!! also there will be a part 2!! my beta reader gave me an amazing idea for the next shenanigan incubus draken is gonna take reader on, ugh i'm so excited.
WARNING: this is smut, so please ensure you have your age visible on your account before interacting. Minors (below 18+), ageless and blank blogs will be BLOCKED
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“Okay, salt circle. Check. Six Candles. Check. Matches.” You pick up the small rectangular box and open it to check the contents. “Check. And offering…” Continuing to read from the spell book you dip your finger into the chocolaty filling of your sliced praline tart. Moaning happily at the sweetness on your tongue. “Check.”
You stood over your handy work proudly, watching the candles flicker softly in the darkness of your basement, breathing life into your summoning circle. Demon summoning was new to you as a novice witch, but it was a practice you’d need to master in order to ascend the ranks of your coven. It didn’t seem that hard, afterall you were able to get everything you needed from the grocery store. So it had to be simple, right?
Picking up the plate with a slice of your offering, you stepped over the sealed salt circle carefully, placing it beside the sixth candle at the centre of your chalked out inverted pentagram. It smelt faintly of lavender as you stepped back out.
“Alright and now for the chant.” You raise the book to read the innominate phrase and the rest of the instructions aloud, stopping at a sentence in bold red writing. “If there is a demon in particular you’d like to summon, envision them, their personality, etcetera. Your thoughts have a big influence on the type of demon that will enter your circle. Hmm, sounds simple enough.” For now you were aiming for a small sized demon. A child maybe, with wings and cute little horns. Ugh it would be so cute and easy to handle. Plus what child doesn’t like chocolate? 
Clearing your throat you begin. “Saecula saeculorum, come forth, come forth.” You repeated the phrase over and over to no avail. “Come on…” Another six times and nothing. On the verge of giving up you turn and take a bite out of the leftover tart sitting on the table with your other assortment of spell ingredients. “Dammit.” Growing bored and tiresome, your mind wanders to anything of entertainment, the first one being. 
“I wonder if I charged my vibrator…” Because you were sure going to need it to drown out the sinking feeling of your failure. “No, no, I can do this!” You huff, swallowing the dessert and moving back in front of the circle. With new found confidence you chant. “Saecula saeculorum, come forth, come forth!” A gust of wind tornados through the room, the chalked lines of the pentagram sparking into a tunnel of purple and red light. 
Low moans and high pitched screams sound from beyond the rosy specked lilac veil, a white circle forming in the centre of the pentagram. The tart and sixth candle are engulfed in a pool of light that forces you to shield your eyes. Wind howled through the confined space, picking up stray papers strewn across the table behind you. Your dress followed, the skirt lifting and fluttering around you. 
Then with the echo of a deep maniacal laugh, the wind ceased, the light faded and the scent of lavender dispersed. There was silence, then the smack of lips. 
“Well, what do we have here?” A haughty voice chimes. As you bring your hand away from your face, your heart nearly sinks to your feet. 
This was no small, child-like demon. In the circle sat a tall creature with male human-like features, its skin a deep shade of aubergine decorated in inky markings you couldn’t quite make out. Black bat-like wings tucked behind its lean body, eye’s gold and searing holes into your skull. He runs a clawed hand through midnight locks, revealing pointed heavily pierced ears. 
“W-Who are you?” You stutter, setting your spell book down on the table at the side of the room. “Why are you here?” 
“Really?” He scoffs. “You’re the one who called me.” He takes another bite from the tart slice you were only now just noticing between his dagger-like fingertips.
“No, I called a smaller demon. A child.” He laughs at your denial, licking chocolate from his  fingers. 
“Mm, from what I recall you weren’t thinking of a child, sweetheart.” His eyes shine brighter at the thought, the devious hues raking you up and down shamelessly. 
“But I was… oh fuck!” The vibrator. That was the last thing on your mind before you recited the chant. Shit, so what the hell had you summoned then? “What type of demon are you? I’ve never seen your kind before.”
He huffed a laugh, half smirking as he finished his dessert. “You’ve never seen an incubus before? Are you witches getting dumber by the century or is it just me?” 
“Don’t talk about us like that! Some of us are still learning.” The pout on your face only egged him on, his smirk growing at your poorly executed assertive facade. 
“And I suppose you’re one of them?” He gets to his feet, stretching his tattooed arms overhead, wings flexing simultaneously. 
“Look, this was a mistake. Let me just send you back and I’ll try this again another day.” You sigh, going to fetch your spellbook. 
“Oh, I don’t think so, pretty.” The growl makes your skin tingle, hairs on the back of your neck standing on end. 
You put your hand on the book, turning to face him with a faux look of courage. “And why the hell not?” 
In a flash he’s in front of you, a gasp escaping your lips as he towered over your small frame. “Because you forgot to close the salt circle.” His fangs shone under the dim light of the remaining candles strewn across your basement floor. His sinful smirk made you feel that much smaller, clutching onto your book for safety seeming futile as he closed the space between you. 
“Please, Mister Incubus, sir-“ 
“Draken.” He corrects.
“What?” 
His head tilts teasingly. “The name’s Draken, sweetheart. Remember it, because you’re gonna need it in a minute.” 
He lowers his head to the crook of your neck, inhaling deeply. “Mm.” Moaning softly he lets his inhumanly long tongue path its ways up your jaw, flicking at your earlobe. “You smell that?“ 
“W-What?” 
A hand snakes around your waist, pressing your chest against his. “That’s the smell of, sweet,” his other hand plays with the hem of your dress, fingertips grazing along your inner thigh. “Delicious,” he notices the way your breathing changes, how your nipples rub against him, hard and peaking through the thin material. No bra? Hm, this was going to be fun. “Undeniable lust.” He whispers the last words in your ear and revels in the whimper you let out. 
So sensitive already and he hasn’t even touched you. Well, not where he could most definitely sense you needed it. 
“I don’t-“ 
“You’re frustrated, mm, I can smell it on you. So much pent up frustration. Poor baby.” He chuckles darkly, grazing a talon along the seam of your underwear. “So you summoned a sex demon of all things, are you really that desperate?” 
Your mind was beginning to fog, thoughts and words jumbling into one. You wanted to deny it, all of it. You never intended this to be the outcome. No, you just wanted to practice. But you’d be lying if you told him he wasn’t speaking the truth. 
“No- I- I just wanted-“ 
His lips ghost over yours, nose brushing your own. “You wanted me. I heard you, your soul. Oh, the way it begged for me.” 
“That’s not true…” 
“Isn’t it?” Your heart beats in your throat as his eyes pierce yours, flaming gold. “Why are you horny then?” 
“I’m not!” Denial was the only way you could go, all other forms of logic thrown out the window the moment he stepped from that summoning circle. 
“So why’s your heart beating so fast?” He raises a brow, fingers getting dangerously close to your clit.
“Because I’m afraid?” 
“Mm, but that’s not the only reason now is it?” You were breathing each other, air exchanging on every inhale and exhale. He smelt like a crackling fire, deep and earthy like the depths of hell he came from, but underneath that was a faint scent of lavender.
“No.” Honestly you weren’t sure if you were denying him or answering his question. He was too close, touching you like he knew your body inside out. Heat radiating from his skin as he held you close. You swore you were going insane. 
“Tell me. What is it you want, princess?” His hand at your waist wraps itself tamely around your throat, forcing you to look him in the eye. “Tell me your deepest, darkest desires.” 
“I-I need you.” You relent, air being sucked from your lungs as you speak.
“Where?” 
He growls as you take hold of his wrist, pressing his free hand flush against your clothed core. “P-Please.” 
“How can I refuse such a polite request?” His hands find purchase on the back of your thighs, talons tickling the skin. “Jump.”
You comply without question, gasping when your back hits the table suddenly, the clatter of vials and books sounding soon after. Your feeble mortal mind failed to recognise just how fast he was, even in his arms it felt like a blink. 
He laughs deeply when you shy away, hiding in your hands. It was unnerving how he ate you up with his eyes, taking in the supple curves of your body. You were a perfect canvas, so easy to mould, to shape into the perfect vessel. 
“Mm mm,” He tsks, taking both your hands in his. You notice a black wisp in the corner of your eye. It was a long and whip-like appendage, smooth and sleek as it wraps around your wrists. It’s only when he uses it to pin your hands above your head, do you realise it’s his tail. “Let’s keep those out of the way.” Gripping the neckline of your dress he splits it down the middle effortlessly, the fabric ruffling beneath you. 
“Draken.” You whine, nipples hard in the cool air, exposed and sensitive. 
“Nipple piercings? My, my, this just keeps getting better and better.” His long tongue trails from the curve of your plush stomach to the valley of your breasts, his eyes never wavering as he holds your gaze. Dipping his head he envelops a perky bud, tongue swirling and hot against you. 
His presence only intensified the sensitivity sparking across your skin, like fuel to a fire as he ran rampant over your body. “Fuck.” Your hiccuped moan makes him nip at your skin, drawing more of the sounds he craved from your lips. 
So caught up in his mouth you don’t notice his claws retract at your thighs, pads of his fingers collecting the wetness that’s already soaking through the cotton of your underwear. He wasn’t surprised, you reeked of desperate arousal. Months of desire and salacity he was more than happy to feed on. 
Your back arches as he dips two fingers inside your divine fountain of lust, slick aiding his journey deep within. As he’s about to lay his thumb on your clit he stops, feeling the metal bulbs prod at his fingertips. “Oh, now you’re just doing it on purpose.” 
“I’m s-sorry- ah!” He chuckles as he softly pinches the bud between his fingertips, swallowing your whimper with the dip of his tongue between your lips. 
“So sensitive.” His growl sends a spark up your spine, thighs trembling at the heavy blanket of carnality threatening to suffocate you.
He’d reduced you to an empty-minded gasping mess, nails digging into your palms as he played. He was familiarising himself with you, all of you, your sounds, your expressions, the way you’d squeeze around him with each slight prod of his index and middle finger. Just how much you could take before you failed to kiss him back? Before your mind went blank, only to be filled with the haze of pleasure?
“D-Draken!” You gasped, chest heaving as his teeth captured your bottom lip. “‘Ken, please more!” 
Your greed was filling, the flavour sweet and intoxicating as it flooded his senses. Emotions, although invisible to mortals, were very much palpable to demons. It was easy to breathe it in, to lap it off the surface of your lips - of your skin. To let it flow through his body like a drug administered by a syringe. 
“That's it, pretty. Give into sin.” His breath puffs against your cheek, your own doing the same to his. “Let it take you.” He senses the knot tangled in the pit of your stomach, fingers pulling it tighter as they pulse against your g-spot.
“I-I… fuck I-I can’t, please, ‘Ken!” Your hips rocked in time with his movements, your body showing him exactly how to please you. 
“Yes you can, sweetheart.” His mouth lowers to your ear, his own keen to the sounds escaping your lips. “Give in to me.” 
There was still a part of you that held back, a sliver of resistance that prevented him from taking hold fully. Reluctance he’d be sure to indulge in when he finally snuffed it out once and for all.
You grew incoherent as he pushed you further, fingertips encompassing your clit mercilessly, piercing rolling between them. His patience was wearing thin the longer this took, the knot he so effortlessly entwined stagnant with no signs of unravelling. You were a strong one, he’ll give you that. He liked a challenge, it just made it all the more satisfying to see you break. 
His movements halt, snapping you out of your euphoric state almost instantaneously. You watched him through your lashes, his tail flicking at his side as it unbinds your wrists. He looks at you with steely determination, golden eyes burning into your own. His breath brushes your lips, head tilting as he examines you silently, wading through the darkest depths of your mind. 
It was interesting what you could read through the eyes, they were the windows to the soul after all. And your soul… your soul craved him. “Tell me.” He whispers to it, watching it flicker like a flame in the breeze. His hands settle in the crease of your thighs, teasing and eager. 
“Fuck me, please.” An abrupt breeze hums past your ear before the coolness of the concrete floor greets your skin. He lays you within the broken summoning circle, hips settling into yours as he hovers over you, wings resting around you both in a loose makeshift cocoon. 
“Say it again.” He breathes, tail wrapping itself around your ankle, bulge already nudging at your puffy clit.
“Fuck-” The sudden tap of his cock against your entrance elicits a gasp from your lips, your thighs instinctively closing around his waist. 
His tail pries you open again, running his tip through the glossy arousal pooled between your folds. “Speak, sweetheart.” 
“Fuck me… please.” His eyes shimmer as you exchange a breath, the candied zest of your desire melting on his tongue. 
Without another word he’s delving into the heat of your cunt, moaning as your velvety walls embraced him. His hands beside your head claw at the concrete beneath, abdomen flexing as he began a languid pace.
Ripples flutter across your skin with each thrust, your weak cries echoing through the basement as your nails dug into his lower back. “Draken!” His name was the only thing on your tongue, mind blank and teeth trapping your bottom lip harshly. 
The knot was bound again, tighter than ever as you squeezed him at every inch. He drank up every delicious twine of emotion that permeated from your flushed skin. Your divine in every way, the meal he’d been craving for the last two hundred years he spent rotting in hell. He wouldn’t go back, he couldn’t, not if this was what awaited him on earth. 
“You are mine and I am yours.” He growls into your neck, pace hastening. 
“I-I…” He needed to hear it fall from your lips, to declare to all those residing in hell that this soul was his and his alone. 
“Say it.” His teeth sink into the flesh of your neck, possessiveness overshadowing any form of control he had left. “Tell me who you belong to?”
“You, Draken.” You whine, his chest pressing against yours as he drives himself deeper, harder, faster. 
“And who do I belong to?”
Your hand tangles in his hair, the other clawing deep into his back. “Me. You are mine and I am yours.” With those final words you felt a searing pain just below your sternum, a hiss bleeding through gritted teeth as heat flooded your chest. “Fuck, what’s happening?” 
He ignores your question, fingers finding the perk bud of your clit, encircling it as he drives you to the edge. He tugs on the knot, harder and harder till he feels it snap and you’re unravelling in a tense shivering mess beneath him. A growl escapes him as you bite into his shoulder, legs wrapping around his waist forcing him to suffer the unforgiving wrath of your tight cunt. He submits to her willingly, offering his seed in silken ropes, his balls tightening with each throb of his cock. 
Heavy breaths were exchanged in each other’s necks, bodies hot and veiled in sweat that glistened in the candlelight. The heat in your chest dissipates as quickly as your initial orgasm does, the aftershocks making your legs jerk as Draken continues to play with your clit, relishing in the whines and cries of overstimulation that fall from your lips.
“I could get used to this for a century.” He mutters against your skin, inhaling the perfume he only now knew you were wearing, 
“What do you mean for a century?” You chuckle, mindlessly playing with his hair. “You can’t stay here, I told you I summoned you by accident.”
“Well you should’ve thought of that before making a pact with a demon, sweetheart.” You can hear the amusement in his voice as his fangs nip at your ear. 
“What? When did I…” He lifts himself onto his palms opening a space between your chests. One big enough for you to see the large black symbol tattooed into your skin just below your sternum. “Fuck! No, not again!”
Draken laughs deeply, brushing his nose against yours. “You are mine and I am yours, pretty. Till your death do us part.”
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tags: @gardenof-venus, @sailewhoremoon, @okhotel, @xharia, @sakinotfound
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petiteechorizon · 7 years ago
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I regret drawing this, but @therealjacksepticeye asked for a dark Mario game and all I could think of was gangster Mario...
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Okay time to read the preciousness that is your malec fic. Let's go. A list of bits and pieces I liked a loooooot (because why not???):
The title. Something so soft and malec about it.
Me reading your first fic which is almost 5k words - "stooormy you look like mommy baby"
Alec rubbing off (mundane habits!!) on Magnus is something that can be so personal.
His beautiful Alec >>>
I am once again emotion about malec letting Max's horns hurt them because they don't wanna stop cuddling
Even with his bedhead. Especially with the bedhead. - this coming from Magnus - I am Fashion - Bane. Wow.
Sometimes his husband said his name as if it was a sentence in itself. - I am once again telling you this was some good shit
"Really. And what was the plan?"" Fuck The Clave." - PLEASE
Every time Magnus uttered a curse word or was about to use one, the boy would somehow materialize out of thin air. - canon
Max being a ball of energy is SO canon idk why.
Children petting their parents' heads >>>
"I am not grumpy." Alec shot back. "Yes, you are," Rafael turned and retorted back. Always onboard to give shit to Alec. - I LOVE YOU KING
He had ended up remembering only a few words. The ones that mattered the most. In Spanish and Indonesian. For nights when Magnus and Rafael could only be comforted in their mother tongues. - beautiful.
Magnus being the crazy parent? *checks notes* yeah okay checks out
That Jace scene owns my soul just so you know ;)
While Max had clung to Alec that night, the shadowhunter boy had crawled in Magnus's arms and whispered to him that he would grow up and become the best shadowhunter one day to protect his dad. His husband had worried that maybe Rafael felt that way because Alec had saved him, and he felt the need to pay him back. But with time, they realized that their son felt that way because of the simple fact that he loved Alec. And well, Magnus could understand that. - I KNOW IT'S LONG BUT IT'S BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN SO LIKE SUE ME
impotent - LMAO MAX
"I'm also the father of my children, Magnus. You're not special." - sassy Alec I bow down before thee
Simon asking Alec for advice on how to be a good husband - PLEASE MY HEART (ps - headcanon that Jace finds out and gets offended. Simon: You are not even a husband yet! Jace: WOW WAY TO CHANGE THE TOPIC, LOVELACE!)
You don’t have to be the best. You just have to be better. - lovely advice <3
"You wouldn't be the person I fell in love with if you didn't drop everything to help other people." Alec grabbed his face and brought both their foreheads together. "I love all that you are, Magnus Bane. Never apologize for being you." - ALEC YOU STEALTH ROMANCE ATTACKER
"Let me look at you. I missed home." - LOVE ME A GOOD PARALLELS BRO
Okay. I only left a small comment on ao3 but as you can see, I loved this fic very much.
Side note: Since I have been writing a lot, I haven't really had the time to read fanfiction - which I really miss doing. I have forgotten what it felt like to read it. To be blown away by someone's words and wonder how tf it's not canon. To grin into my pillow. To fall in love with my faves a little bit more.
I missed it so much. Thank you for making me feel those things again. I feel blessed - and grateful <3
A gif to capture how I felt throughout this whole damn thing:
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Dani my love I have actual tears reading this I shit you not.
I can't believe you made a list aaaagh my heart. This is the sweetest thing and not to sound dramatic but I will cherish this list with my life
Your reax to everything you mentioned aaaah uwu. It's honestly a little overwhelming to see that people read my words and noticed these small things I added gosh.
That Jace and Simon HC is top tier lmao I accept.
Also, the fact that you're not able to read ff these days and my fic was able to make you feel CAN YOU PLS NOT MA'AM. my mom is asking why I'm grinning and crying looking into my phone. I’m brown pls I’m not allowed to do that skskskks
Thank you so much. I have said it before and I will say it again. I am love you.
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marveliciousloki · 3 years ago
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I figured it out! Loki's character development consists on being happier for the exchange of his braincells as the MCU progresses
You don't believe me?
Thor (2011):
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This conflicted baby only smiles in deleted scenes or when he goes apeshit, despite personally considering the deleted scenes cannon he never smiles out of them and he's having an identity crisis the whole movie and if Thor hadn't regained Mjolnir he would have gotten away with his plan (and partially did).
Avengers (2012):
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Now he smiles a lot more, even has a couple of jokes like the "I'm listening" and "I'll have that drink now" but he thought working for Thanos would be a good idea and got tricked by Nat (don't blame him, Nat kicks ass).
Thor: Dark World (2014):
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To me this is peak Loki and personally my favorite MCU movie (yes, the allegedly worst movie is my favorite, sue me) despite grieving Frigga he smiles a lot, he's sassy and even jokes around on my beloved hall scene but like, even Thor got to deceive him, he is at peak Mischief on that ending but like... Why didn't you see that you'd be a frozen kebab.
Thor Ragnarok (2017):
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This is a close third favorite of mine and the one that made me laugh the hardest but he isn't as sharp as before, maybe relaxed from calmly reigning as Odin for years made him go soft (I don't freaking know) but he still is reliable in combat and got to play the Grandmaster for a good while, and this whole journey helps him reconnect with Thor and even be a hero to his people which is what he always wanted.
Infinity War (2018):
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Okay he has no happy scenes here but by this point he had found himself and learned how to love his brother in a healthy way (at least since 2011), unfortunately he had to attack Thanos with a butter knife.
Endgame (2019):
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Loki appeared for like 5 minutes merely mocking Steve like a 5 year old brat and reacting to things but he was considerably brighter than his old 2012 counterpart let on (he didn't do anything dumb per se but he was a little shit).
Loki (2021):
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This is, controversially again, my second favorite source of Loki content because there's so much of it and he's so happy (once past episode one) and bright and bubbly, and... I just love him. But "what if I was a robot", his silly metaphors, getting drunk on a dying planet, poking Mobius with a stick when he was in trouble, trying to stab Alioth, running towards Alioth with just a fire dagger... Baby pls. It's not the best but I still love it, and he had his good moments: he tricked Mobius and the TVA several times, figured out Sylvie's plan and the TVA's security bridge not as an accident (which I'm convinced is what happened to Sylvie) and tricked Sylvie a lot too in Lamentis, plus had the little intelectual kerfufffle with He Who Remains at the end of the season.
What if...? (2021) episode 3:
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Getting interrupted, "Lady Trouble", almost getting too extra too soon on Fury, revealing himself to Hank Pym a little too quickly, "Helloooo, Trickster God, hi." Beside having no real motivation to be after Earth without Thor and therefore being out of character, he was merely a comic relief character despite being the one to take down the villain and becoming the catastrophic ending (which only happened because he jad it Asgardian troupes rather than him being some actual villainous chaotic force).
What if...? (2021) episode 7:
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If I thought the last one was the goofiest he could get... episode 7 proved me wrong, very wrong, this was possibly the silliest, goofiest, and even the cringiest Loki version I've ever seen, and I would die for him. The whole episode he shares one dying braincell with Thor and half 99% of his dialogues made me cringe because there was 0 wit at all (like, even TVA!Loki has his moments):
"AAAAAHHH!😃" ...baby please
Loki talking like a normal 21st century dude, but I appreciated the wink to the phrase of "brother from another mother", like that was 100% Tom's doing
Brothers foreveeer, what was that
The whole "boom" exchange was painful on a physical level
The shooting star exchange was adorable and gave me so much life but are you 3?
Loki being smitten over a stranger??? AND LOOKING FOR A DOUBLE DATE IN LIKE 30 SECONDS THAT CALL LASTED???? WHAT???
His butter fingers dropping the phone (when did Thor get a phone anyway?)
Saint Louie, universe's biggest slingshot... lol okay that's a thing apparently
Every time he said bro I died a little bit inside (I think it's like 2 times but keep in mind I watched his in two languages)
This is not stupid but hearing him saying Frigga was not his mom hurt me too much
"Duty??? cLeAn?!??! UGH! You sound like Odin." Yeah and you sound like a toddler and how do you know that in this universe, Odin didn't raise you.
Also personaly complaint but, honey put some clothes on... please
Okay I got off rail this wasn't a rant post... ANYWAY! Despite all that I complained he smiled and was happy throughout the whole thing and I melted, like it took me 10 years to see the first non-scarcastic laugh from my boy, and despite maybe being my least favorite Loki (I'm really on a roll with this against the current opionions, huh?) I still adore him with my entire being.
In conclusion, I believe Loki will continue to lose brain cells in exchange of some of that happy juice and... I have really mixed feelings, like... please let him do both. Preferably Dark World level but Ragnarok level will suffice.
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@foxstride hi I need to hear about Hawkfrost/Squirrelflight and Jayfeather/Willowshine pls. Also I totally forgot about Redtail/Tigerclaw?? I have Thoughts
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hawk/squirrel came out of stolag and i just
i mean (a) we know how i feel about brambs. abusive asshole. have been saying too many nice things about him lately. don't want the concept of bramblestar the fictional battle cat reading my blog to get too comfortable.
(bramblepaw baby you're good tho. you can stay.)
(b) he tries to kill her father and like OOF. imagine. hawkfrost. you like this girl. you want to kill her father. what do.
that scene from fmtws is one of my favourites i love it so much i'm copying it in here spoilers? ig?
"That's my father," Squirrelflight whispered. Then, louder, "Hawkfrost, that's my father."
He stared at her, unblinking. "Squirrelflight," he said, calm as the lake, smooth as honey, "don't you see? Brambleclaw — he cares for you, doesn't he? The two of you, together, you could change things."
Squirrelflight hissed, her claws extending. "I won't lose any more kin."
"Firestar would tell you she was never your kin. Brambleclaw understands. His sister is in another Clan. He will help us."
He took a step closer to her, and her eyes snapped back to him.
"Your eyes are the color of water," Squirrelflight said. "Did you know, she was supposed to go to RiverClan? You would have known her. We would have shared a border. I wonder, Hawkfrost, if we would have fought. Sunningrocks used to be a battleground."
He blinked.
"Do you know, the first time I saw you, do you know what I thought? I thought you looked clear. I wonder, Hawkfrost, if you ever saw Mothpaw on our border. I know she liked to collect herbs by the river. My sister told me that."
"We don't have sisters," Hawkfrost said. "They took them from us."
He closed his eyes.
Squirrelflight did not.
She saw his blood run, watched it stain her white paw.
"Squirrelflight," Firestar said, her name both a question and answer.
"I'm sorry," she said. "It wasn't supposed to end like this."
He must have lost a life. He was dying when she came, and she didn't free him, not fast enough.
"Things are never over," Firestar murmured. He placed his head on hers, purring. "The sun will set and rise again."
"I killed him," she said. "I hesitated."
Firestar shifted, and she bowed her head, turning her face into his chest.
"It's not your fault," he said. "You didn't plan this."
"I didn't stop him quickly."
Her words were muffled and strange sounding, murky in her ears.
"The river made its choice," Firestar said. "And so did you."
like okay anyway that's yeah
as for jay/willow,
it's kestrel/jay but they have an actual character arc and developed relationship
um also. i think they're cute. i like gruff + bubbly. sue me.
aaand redtail/tigerclaw! it's like! see above, but instead of "his father" it's "him"
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