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sugawhaaa · 4 months ago

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Ateez reaction ༘⋆☀️°🌻

🌟When you get sunburned 🌟

Warnings::none

Pairing:: reader is sometimes described as female but it can go either way :)

A/N:: this sounds like a really weird prompt but it just kinda popped into my head...also sorry to all my black girlies out there 💔 also all things that the members tell you to do in this are actually very helpful irl!! A little while ago I had a really bad burn that was like almost doctor visit worthy that's how bad it was and doing these things in this order healed me in 3 days because I consistently did these things :) that said I'm not a doctor so don't sue me pls

Taglist:: @minihong99

Ateez h/c masterlist:: here

Hongjoong

"I told you to put on more sunblock," he sighs as he wets a cold cloth.

"I know, I know," you whine as you hold your shirt to cover your chest while he applies the cold cloth to your back. You jump slightly but Hongjoong keeps his hands firmly pressed against your back.

"Stay still," he reminds you softly and you whine again.

"It's cold," you squirm and Hongjoong laughs.

"That's kinda the point. Now lay down and I'll put some ice packs on top of the cloth," he says as he removes the cloth for you to lay on your stomach. He sets the cloth back down before getting two ice packs. He places one on each shoulder blade. "Now get some sleep, it will help I promise," he nods before turning out the lights. "You've had a long day baby," he kisses your head before laying down next to you. "Try and get some sleep now my love," he kisses your nose softly before curling up in the blankets.

Seonghwa

"Baby, look in the mirror," Seonghwa drags you to the bathroom and turns on the light. "You are literally glowing red. Did you put any sunscreen on at all!?" He holds your waist as he makes you look in the mirror. Your chest and shoulders were bright red and you could see the definitive lines of where your swimsuit was.

"Yes!" You whine back and Seonghwa raises an eyebrow at you.

"Be honest baby," he puts his hands to your shoulders and you jump.

"No...I didn't," you admit and Seonghwa shakes his head.

"C'mon, let's get you a nice cool shower," he helps you over to the shower and gently takes off your bra. He helps you into the bathtub and turns the shower on quite a low setting and temperature. He puts it onto your shoulders and chest. "You can see the line right are your tits haha," he points out and you scowl at him. He smiles cheekily and you shake your head.

Yunho

"Babe..." Yunho says softly as the two of you begin to change into your pajamas. "Did you...does your ass feel hot?" He randomly asks and you laugh.

"What kind of question is that?" You laugh and put a hand to your bare ass before feeling the warmth from it.

"Did you put sunscreen there today?" He asks as he walks closer to you. You shake your head.

"Usually I don't need to," you explain. "But I guess I was laying on my stomach too long," you frown and Yunho quickly whisks himself away before returning with a bottle of aloe cream.

"Here let me put this on you and then go sit in front of the fan for a while to cool down the skin. Then drink a lot of water. Okay?" He says before squirting some of the lotion in his palm and squatting down. You blush as you feel his hands rubbing around your ass cheeks and down the backs of your thighs a bit. He kisses your hip softly before standing up. "Okay stand in front of the fan for a moment and I'll go get you some water," he kisses your cheek before running off to the kitchen. He comes back with a bottle of water as you embarrassingly sit in front of the fan.

"This is so embarrassing," you sigh and Yunho laughs.

"I told you not to lay in the sun for too long yet here we are," he teasingly shakes his head as you open the bottle of water.

Yeosang

"Oh baby..." Yeosang says as he walks into the washroom. He knew you planned on getting in the shower but you had been in there for a while without the water running so he came check on you only to see your entire back burnt red. "Does it hurt?" He looks up at you and you shake your head.

"Surprisingly no...but it will tomorrow," you frown and he sighs. He closes the door behind himself as he comes to inspect your burn.

"Sweetie I told you to put sunblock on. Did you even apply it once?" He crosses his arms as he looks at your back.

"I did...once," you sigh and Yeosang does simulation.

"Alright let's get you fixed up. You should take a cold shower, put some aloe cream or aftersun on your back, then put some ice packs or cold clothes on your back. For tonight, don't sleep in anything. Okay?" He instructs as he helps you into the shower.

"When did you become a doctor?" You chuckle as he turns on the shower. He shrugs.

"Experience I guess," he smiles

San

"Babe, I think I know why your feet were sore earlier," San blurts out of the blue. You tilt your head and look down at your feet. The tops of them were burnt red aside from where your flip-flops had been resting. You sigh and San takes you to the washroom. He sets you down on the seat of the toilet and picks up one of your feet to look at the burns. Being very gentle of course. "I told you to put sunscreen everywhere," San pouts at you, and you scoff.

"No one puts sun screen on their feet-ah!" You hiss as San wraps one of your feet in a cold cloth. He repeats for the other foot.

"Now go stand in the tub and I'll fill it with cold water," he kisses your knee softly before standing up. You watch him carefully as he fills the tub before getting you to step in, the cloths still wrapped around your feet. "Stay here for a minute while I go get you some water," he instructs and you awkwardly stand in the tub.

Mingi

"Stop scratching," Mingi scowls at you as you sit in front of the fan. Somehow you forgot to put sunscreen on your arms and now your arms looked like strips of bacon. Mingi had put some aftersun on them and put ice packs on it but you felt like scratching constantly.

"It's itchy!" You whine as you scratch your arm again. Mingi comes over to you and forcibly holds your hands.

"Talk to me. Did you have fun today? What were some favorite parts?" He looks up at you with those Boba eyes and you sigh.

"Yeah. I liked playing volleyball on the beach..." the two of you continue talking about your beach trip with the members and the urge to scratch your arms fades away.

"There, feeling better?" Mingi chuckles and you realize how much better your arms feel. You nod softly and he smirks.

Wooyoung

"Aish look at yourself. It is that bad!" Wooyoung gestures to your chest through the mirror. You sigh and put your hands on your chest. "We're you trying to sizzle like a fried egg out there or what?" He raises an eyebrow at you.

"I was trying to tan," you explain with a whine and Wooyoung sighs.

"Alright alright, I know," he sighs before grabbing some aloe lotion. "You'll have quite the tan after this," he chuckles as he rubs it gently on your skin. "Now drink some water and lay down while I get you some cold cloths," he instructs you and you do as he says, heading out to your bedroom. Wooyoung soon follows after and puts the towels on your chest. "And try to rest up. Your body is trying to heal and you've done a lot today," he strokes your hair back as he sits next to you. He kisses your forehead softly before you shut your eyes.

Throughout the night Wooyoung gets up and refreshes your cloths, making sure they stay cold. He also turns and locks the fan to face you all night. When you wake up the next morning he's sprawled out on the bed snoring softly.

Jongho

"Show me already," Jongho crosses his arms. You told him you got a really bad sunburn but had yet to specify where. You then stood up and pulled off your shorts to reveal your dried out red skin on your ass. "Oh baby," he sits up from the edge of the bath tub and looks closer at your brunt skin.

"It's not that bad..." you look away from him as he puts his hand to your skin. He instantly feels the heat from it and retracts his hand.

"No, it definitely is that bad," he immediately starts wracking his brain for what to do to help you. "Okay first let's get you a cold bath. That will cool down your skin and suck out the heat. Then we'll use some aloe cream and get you rested up," he says as he begins to fill the tub with cold water. "Oh and drink lots of water," he remembers the final touch before rushing off to get you a bottle of water.

You hop in the bath and sit down in the soothing cold water. Jongho comes back with cold water for you to drink and sits next to you by the tub. He plays with your hair softly as you drink the water.

#ateez fanfic #ateez yeosang #ateez x reader #ateez fic #ateez reactions #ateez reaction #ateez headcanons #ateez ot8 #ateez fluff #ateez

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miasmaghoul · 4 months ago

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hear me out, speaking of the ghovie… what abt raindrop movie theater employees au? love u btw 🥺🫶

HIllll CRIM ILU TOOOO <3

Pls this is such a fun idea ugh. Kinda suggestive at the end, but mostly just raindrop being raindrop. :))))

"Whaddaya think makes 'em Swedish?"

Rain looks up from where he's hunched over his phone, finds Dew sitting on the counter with a baggie of Swedish Fish. He swings his feet and holds a gummy fish between two fingers, making it swim through the air. Rain can see how red his eyes are from here, and even though the air hangs heavy with with the scent of popcorn he can still smell the remnants of weed wafting from him.

"Dunno," Rain shrugs. He supposes he could look it up, but that would interrupt his valuable mindless scrolling time. There's only so much time between screenings in their dinky little theater, he has to take what he can get. "You should ask someone Swedish."

Dew hops off the counter, stretching both arms over his head. His uniform polo slides up, reveals a pale strip of skin above low-slung jeans, and Rain snaps a quick picture for future reference.

(He has a Thing for Dew's bony hips, so sue him.)

"You're no fun," Dew pouts, slouching over to Rain's side of the concession stand. He drapes himself over Rain's back, sighing heavily. The little baby hairs thay have escaped his bun tickle Rain's cheek, make his nose scrunch up.

"I'm tons of fun," he deadpans, holding up his phone and displaying an article about the mating habits of Atlantic salmon as though that proves something. Dew doesn't even glance at it, too busy snaking his arms around Rain's shoulders and nosing at his hair.

"You smell like coconuts," he giggles, woefully stoned. He sniffs at those dark curls until Rain starts to squirm, reaching back to poke him in the ribs.

"How high are you?" Rain chuckles, still tipping his head when Dew starts drifting towards his neck.

"This's what happens when you don't share with me," the blonde mumbles, chapped lips grazing Rain's throat. "I roll for two and have no self control."

Well, he's not wrong about that last part. Rain thinks back last week, when Dew had spent the night at his place. A quiet evening spent smoking and playing video games, until they were both too stoned to do anything but snuggle and watch TV. Rain had ordered them a pizza, grabbed it from the driver in a haze of smoke and set it on the couch with a quick announcement about needing to piss. He'd been gone for maybe ten minutes - most of which had been spent forgetting where he was while he washed his hands - and by the time he'd gotten back Dew had managed to scarf down six massive slices covered in pepperoni and pineapple all on his own.

"Don't I know it," Rain grumbles, reaching up to give the little guy an affectionate noogie. Dew nips at his jaw in retaliation, slinking around to Rain's front. Dew weasels his way into his lap, slinging his arms around Rain's neck with a smile. He leans in to lick at the spot he bit, and the way the ball of his tongue piercing glides over his skin makes Rain's eyelids flutter. He tosses his phone onto the counter in favor of holding the bony hips he loves so much.

"Y'know," Dew lilts, swaying in his lap, "we got some time before the next show." He scoots impossibly closer, until their chests meet and Dew can rub their noses together. Rain can feel his piercings through his shirt, and a little tingle runs through him. He slips one hand from Dew's hip to give his barely-there ass a quick squeeze, long fingers sneaking up the back of his shirt.

"We do," Rain nods, fingertips grazing the ultra soft peach fuzz at the base of Dew's spine. His eyes drift to Dew's mouth, wide and pink and curled at the corners in a mischievous little grin. "Wonder what we could do until then..."

Dew's smile gains a sensual edge, his eyelids drooping and the tip of his tongue poking out between crowded teeth. He slips his fingers into Rain's curls, blunt nails scratching at his scalp, and Rain shivers when Dew leans in close. He waits for a kiss that will undoubtedly taste of weed and raspberry flavoured candy.

Instead, Dew kisses his cheek and moves to whisper in his ear. His breath ghosts over Rain's skin, warm but shiver-inducing, and he makes his request.

Rain snorts.

"I am not fucking you with the popcorn butter, Dewdrop."

#miasma's work #ask games #dewdrop ghoul #rain ghoul #rain/dew #rain x dew #raindrop #this is v silly and i do not apologize

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youmakethelight · 12 days ago

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This is my truth tbh. Angela Kang babes why don't you and Melissa ride off into the sunset and leave all these men behind.

Literally just give me carol doing literally anything BUT being a side prop to daryl/darren's man pain.

Solo carol, carol & OC, carol & zeke (sue me - their divorced dynamic is cute and wholesome af), carol & fucking eugene idc, carol & lydia (not even joking that is a MISSED opportunity), carol & ash (obviously), carol & hallucination alpha (we don't talk enough about the explosive chemistry between samantha morton and melissa mcbride we really don't), carol & kelly, CAROL & CONNIE (actually this is a sick idea why didn't they do THIS??!), carol & maggie, carol & michonne (ok I know michonne has a fam, but if she can disappear for years to go find rick, she can go away with carol to talk through all that child loss bonding - also the plot could just be the same as dead city where they're looking for a kidnapped Judith* & RJ - and rick is just busy with smth else whatever, maybe he can make brief appearances - or he can be there too, but no cockblocking our girls pls), hang on hang on CAROL & JUDITH.

*I'm still processing the moment Judith recognised carol and said to her that her hair got REALLY long and carol said it DID, it was so cute and I may never recover, I fear.

No but actually Carol and Judith would be the BEST spin off idea. There is SO MUCH to explore there. Like rick destroying carol's self confidence in one fell swoop by banishing her from the prison bc he fears her being around while JUDITH is there (even though everything she did and does was to protect her and the other children and people she loved). The fact that Judith was present for Lizzie and Mika and the main reason they actually had to act on it the way they did. Just obviously the fact that Carol and Beth were the two who nurtured Judith the most as a baby. The fact that Carol knew and was friends with Lori and bonded with her over their children and while she was pregnant. The fact that Carol knew Carl, and that Sophia was friends with Carl, and that Sophia's death had a major impact on Carl. The shared trauma of lost children that Michonne and Carol share and thus she can help Judith understand her mum better. I could go on.

And they could take Dog with them. Like Daryl clearly doesn't care about him anymore, but he'd be a cute sort of proxy for Daryl and a reminder of home while they're spin-offing together.

Nah, I'm not done with this idea.

#also just to add - im not saying maggie doesnt deserve that spinoff - she 1000% does #i just would prefer a different story for her than having to spend time with negan #tboc #twd #caryl #the walking dead #the book if carol #melissa mcbride #carol peletier

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sceletaflores · 2 months ago

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i’m so obsessed with crimson (not a cringe name at all!) and logan!!!

pls tell us more about crimson and her backstory! and her mutation! thanks baby!!!

wtf oh em gee anon ofc i’d love to chat about her!

for her mutation, she’s basically a blood bender, but with some extra stuff cause i thought just blood bending was a little boring lmao. i'm not the best at explaining things, so hopefully this isn’t all over the place.

in my head, she can manipulate blood that's both inside and outside of the body. she can sort of "possess" peoples bodies by either ingesting their blood or by blood-to-blood contact. if it has a blood stream, she can take it over. it’s not only limited to just the living either, corpses that still have blood in their bodies are easiest for her to manipulate.

she refrains from ever ingesting blood in fear of looking too scary, she only learned and honed the blood-to-blood contact method working with charles and hank. she can also use her own blood (other peoples as well but once again, she doesn't really want to come off as scary) as a weapon by manipulating it into sharp objects once it's spilled.

she hardly possesses living people because it takes a huge toll on her physically and it's still a little too hard for her to execute safely.

i even toyed with the idea of her being able to like...ingest a mutants ability. not forever, but if she takes enough blood from them she can retain a watered down, weaker version of whatever ability they may have for a short period of time, but i'm not so sure about making it 'canon' in my own little universe.

one cause it’s a super similar trait to rogue and two cause i obviously want her abilities to be interesting and powerful in a way, but i don't want to make her too op or a sort of mary sue type character. it's so icky reading ocs that are written to be the strongest mutant ever that body jean and magneto and everyone else under the sun. i don't ever want to give that vibe with this lol please let me know if i do don't spare my feelings like is this cool or is it too extra...

okay so what i have in my head in terms of a backstory is very chaotic and not really fully fledged in any way shape or form! the main idea i have for her is that, as a child, she was sold to a mutant testing lab by her abusive mother. her father left right after her abilities developed, refusing to raise a mutant daughter.

i know i very ominously mentioned the “scientists” and the “experiments” in afilav sort of in passing, but just know she was a mutant before she was tested on! the experiments only affected her mutation. that’s why she reacts more aggressively or viscerally to the sight and smell of blood. however, her enhanced strength and healing are a result of her time in the lab.

anyway long story short she finally broke out of the lab when she was older and started to “work” as like a free agent for a couple years.

killed whoever wherever for whoever for lots of money. she never stayed in one place long. she liked being off the grid, mostly drifting from state to state sleeping in shelters, on park benches, in abandoned cars, but only until she was found by charles xavier.

that's really it! i'm trying to think out some more aspects of her that are only half-baked ideas so i won't bother writing them down lol thanks for the question anon! i had so much fun actually sitting down and writing this.

fyi: i'll be tagging all my content about this au and character with the tags 'to the bone au' and 'file: crimson' from this point on :)

love you!

#nat answers!#— anons ♡#to the bone au #file: crimson #thank you sm anon #i loved yapping about them #she's literally all i think about #it's dead crazy #and a little alarming #and annoying probably #to my poor roomate #who has to listen #to me nonstop talk about this LMAO #HAHAHA #anyway

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supermentaleyeliner · 26 days ago

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obx s4 e1 🏍️

i just watched the first episode of OUTER BANKS SEASON 4 (part one) so here are some raw thoughts & notes <33

( not proofread, literally just rambled. but hope u enjoy it & if you make it to the end - the real end - ur a real one <3 wtf was that ?? lol )

first of all, how is everyone so gorgeous in this season like thank you <33333 my babes are looking better than ever in the perfect balance between tired to the max and serving (renewed 2024). cleo is hot as fuck like always, mah john duo is looking so damn sharp and good, pope is literally king so i don't need to explain, and sarah just full on pogue life now ugh <3 and KIARA. MA'AM. i'm not a fan of kiara (sue me) but she is GLOWING this season. like, just like the girls of the cast said, they're def putting effort into their looks and boy is it working. kiara's outfits and hair through all the flashbacks and time jumps in this first episode has been heaven. and now that i've got curls i am feeling so inspired by her. and just every piece of her clothes?? the girls as a whole?? man i haven't felt this happy recently like damn. alr moving on (i'm not)

+ the emotional length & setup we got already. all that stuff with 'doesn't mean we're pogues' at the shop from jj & kie, just jj's face all along as they were dealing with the maybank property (wtf happened to luke tho am i forgetting something), his burstout after they made poguelandia 2.0 and his "home" come true, kie looking at him with the new perspective(which i surprisingly don't hate this season, he deserves it), and ofc some peak jj maybank behavior with the auction & enduro, oh god we are so back to what obx is, and we're really getting the jj focus & depth we badly wanted throughout the whole journey. i love my boy.

RAFAEL CAMERON. that man appeared on the screen and shattered my heart. such a big jump between the pogues scenes and him and i was 200% in for both of them. i announced my stance that i would not gaf if rafe and sofia broke up at the end of the season or sofia did shit to him or something (sorry) and barry was just there for him, and i still stand by it, but thank god THANK GOD he had someone to be there with him when he was doing ward's ashes. i was full on tearing my heart out crying screaming when he said those lines to his dad because oh he was the awful-est to you. and that bitterness at the race. but then sofia yelling "you got this baby" or whatever it was. Gah. pls take care of my boy. pls. am i reading a fic because he's finally got someone to love, someone who loves him.

since i didn't see wheezie, sofia, or barry at the premiere (i think) i was sort of worried, and wheezie and barry haven't shown yet (obx has the best side characters like be for real even rose has an interesting role and all the side villain-ish people haunt you forever) -- but it's only the first episode of the first part and i'm willing to have patience !! i was so angry to hear it was coming out in two parts but i'm not gonna be having much time to binge anyways so i won't complain, i'm just way too happy with what i got till now and god i'm so thankful. all that stuff with tua and kaos yeah fuck you netflix but jeez. at least i have this and heartstopper ---- no, no, no, thank motherfucking god they didn't set these on fire. ugh i'm so happy right now. okay. gonna stop talking now. GAHK. so cute so perfect so happy i can't !!!!!!!!!!

...

(seriously tho rafe pulling that move near the end of the race?? i rly didn't know who to cheer for with rafe and jj doing that. i mean for the plot i gotta stand for jayj but i love rafe. don't we all on tumblr. but honestly i love rafe for doing that. bahaha my man like-- how am i supposed to explain this but like-- yeah sucks for the pogues i was really rooting for their life but rafael cameron my man - how i love saying that name - that's my man. that's my bitch that's my spontaneous asshole.)

(oh i'm not done yet -- i'm pretty happy with how the whole story of the first episode led us back to the end of the last season. to see an at-the-time-not-understandable time skip with them in their kooky - beautiful but just kooky for some reason - outfits ;; only to finally see with the release of this season that was actually them at their low after all those stuff. but they still dressin up, like they businesspeople mannnn, i love it. i love where we're finding them for season 4. and then right back where we started with the old adventure 'i'm definitely not going in there' 'pls stop ur tales jj' 'i've been looking for you' 'afternoon, sir' vibe ?? oh god that was so good, that was something ELSE. overwhelmed overemotional to the max. GAH FUCKING POGUE LIFE FUCKING P4L WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY)

(and i fucking love the soundtrack like what is it with this season. i need a playlist asap but since i don't have spotify and can't listen to the official stuff i'll just have to make or find a list of everything in the show and add each song myself--- jesus christ i haven't even finished the one for tua))

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yxlenas · 7 months ago

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Bishova is such a funny ship name imo, 'cause "fag" in portuguese is "bicha" so whenever I read "bishova" inside my head, it reminds me of "bichona" (aka "big fag" in portuguese) lmaooo

Anyways. Pls feel free to share some of your bishova headcanons (even though I don't even go here lol). I kinda see the ~vision~ from that one scene w/ them that I saw (yeah, I'm gay and weak, sue me)

I HATE the ship name soooo much lmao I was on the ground floor of the ship (Like, pre-hawkeye, using their interactions in the Thompson BW run for inspo) and I was gunning for it to be Katelena but I was 100% outvoted.

I'm gonna give you a couple SFW ones and then a couple NSFW ones because I WILL make you a Marvel girlie if it takes the rest of our tumblr lives

Yelena has some food issues (food insecurity/aversions, trouble acknowledging her fullness cues) and Kate is the one who helps her figure out how to treat those. One thing they do is that when they go out to eat, Kate boxes up half of Yelena's entree for her when it comes to the table so Yelena doesn't eat herself sick.

They're both neurodivergent-Yelena was an excellent assassin but in the MCU there's little to no suggestion that she ever did honeypot missions and I think it's because her social cues aren't great. Kate absolutely has hyperactive ADHD.

I think Yelena enjoys being read aloud to. She finds it soothing. Kate will read news articles and books and shit out loud to Yelena with Yelena's head in her lap.

They are both obviously dog people but Yelena is *obsessed* with Bucky's cat Alpine and will wander around with Alpine tucked in her hoodie. Alpine does not like Kate. Kate will MAKE Alpine like her if it's the last thing she does.

Antonia Dreykov is not much of a Kate fan at first. She finds Kate soft, loud, overly dramatic, and painfully naive. Then Yelena almost dies on Antonia's watch, and Kate steps up in a very serious, real way. That wins Antonia over to the Kate side.

NSFW

Yelena's the bottom. I love bottom Yelena. She's a spoiled, bratty sugar baby pillow princess and Kate is OBSESSED with the power trip it gives her to see Yelena like that.

Tbh I'm not into asexual Yelena and less and less inclined to even discuss it but I DO think Yelena has hangups and triggers around sex. The girls take the physical intimacy part of their relationship at a GLACIAL pace, and there are times where something Kate says or does ends in a meltdown or panic attack for Yelena. It makes Kate feel very guilty. Yelena makes jokes about it, which does not provide the levity that she THINKS they do.

Kate doesn't really like to wear pants much, especially in their room/their own apartment once Yelena is secure enough to live with just Kate (I think for a while Yelena lives with Bucky and thus Sam, and Kate ends up there too-Yelena gets anxious alone and needs to learn to person). Yelena regularly grabs her ass and squeezes before BOLTING to trick Kate into chasing her and throwing her on the bed.

#Katelena #Kate Bishop #Yelena Belova #Yelena Belova Headcanons #Bishova #bishlova #kate x yelena #yelena’s food issues

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avaitothegal · 16 hours ago

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I don't know what I'm doing but I'm cooking

I ate these Jax expressions

@sm-baby beware ):)

More art incoming some time later-

Credit to horikoshi pls don't sue me lol

#the amazing digital circus #artists on tumblr #jax tadc #the amazing digital carnival #carnival jax #tadc carnival au #tadc carnival jax #tadc au #tadc art #mha #toga vs Ochako #toga himiko

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canada-with-a-blog · 3 months ago

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might as well make an intro

Hello. This blog is not and isn't claiming to be associated with the Canadian government pls don't sue me.

This is a gimmick/roleplay blog for the country of Canada. There are three other Canadas on Tumblr @definitely-canada @canada-official and @the-real-canada who are also very cool.

Things about the mod of this blog, I'm aspec neptunic and fluidflux (genderfluid and genderflux) in simple terms. I have various forms of synesthesia the ones important to note for this blog are olp and graphe color. As for example, c is beige a is red n is brown (well specific shades but this intros getting long). I have trust issues and probably long term depression that is getting better sometimes? And am in general an anxious reck who's worried people will leave or hate or be scared of me. Back to lighter stuff, I'm Canadian, and like using emoticons. And am plural, specifically a Median System.

I have made multiple Canada personas ocs whatever you call them because I can't help but project. So now Canada is plural.

The main Canada is the most calm and chill and sane and put together,

Then there's dark Canada, their the chaotic one of the bunch. And is the personification of Canada's dark side basically. They can come off as evil, but they love their fellow Canada's more then anything,

then last but not least, must be protected at all coasts Canada. Their just a little baby pls protect them

I'll probably talk in a plural stand point sometimes so we'll use we/us and I/me when roleplaying but one of us might talk on our own, of that happens we'll say who's talking.

Also will do this if it's specifically the mod talking.

If not then assume it's Canada in general/collectively talking or the main Canada not feeling they need to sign off.

Thank you for reading!

#Intro post

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maniacalgenius · 4 months ago

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heyyyyy!!!

so it's been a while. since saturday before last i think -_- anyways quick recap!!

last saturday was the day after my exam and none of the new material was published so i just chilled and hung out w my best friend watching my favorite show and we also moved some stuff from my old apt back to my house. also she explained to me her system for eating skittles 😂

last sunday, i went to church in the morning and then spent the afternoon running errands with another friend who is going to be one of my roommates this fall. we moved some of her stuff to my mom’s house to store and she bought me a snowball because i hunted down a package for her when she was out of town the other day 😋 she is my (unofficial) adopted big sister and i love her <3 then i picked up groceries and made dinner - found a new recipe that i like! (those are few and far between bc i have so many food issues lol)

my memory is currently blanking on what i did last monday-wednesday except go to class and spend time w big sister/future roomie. i tried to get a lot of studying done bc one of my "littles" in a student org came to town to do something on campus friday and she stayed at my house thursday-sunday. we watched a lot of Harry Potter (one through almost the end of four!) and went dancing which was… not the best time i’ve ever had dancing but it was still fun 😂 and then she left after church yesterday. then i did some more note taking and hung out with big sister again, studying and doing errands and taking her stuff to my house.

today i slept in, went to class, went to office hours and got problem set 3 done, (problem sets 3 and 4 are on exam 2) and then had Bible study w my mentor who i know through the same student org. then future roomie and i moved the rest of her stuff to my house (she leaves tomorrow) and got ice cream and i'm now making quizlets at her apt while listening to harry potter and the order of the phoenix.

basically for this exam here are the things i’ve got done:

✅ made quizlet 6

✅ written out objectives for part 7 and part 8

✅ problem set 3

✅ made quizlet 7

✅ started a knitting project for my friend (baby blanket for her friend)

so… not great 😂 but it will be fine bc i’ve found lots of new songs to vibe to as i make quizlets!!

however! my best friend’s birthday is approaching and one of my presents for her is that i am painting a little collage of inside jokes we have and stuff that represents our friendship. i’m almost done w the first item, which is the character “oh” voiced by jim parsons from the movie home, because the character has a line where he says “what is the meaning of your face?” and my friend and i quote that to each other all the time. so here is my little oh!!! very happy with how he came out. (yes i’m aware he looks terrifying without pupils, i’m going to add them i swear, it’s just that i had to do so many layers of white for it to actually show up and haven’t gone back to add the pupils yet hehe 😋) i'm going to take a fine tip black marker and write "what is the meaning of your face?" either next to him or across him.

pls don't sue me for copyright infringement, dreamworks <3

also i am verrrrry excited to be getting rid of two rather large balls of yarn making the baby blanket for my friend. they have been sitting in my knitting basket for literally two years (since we moved to this house) and i don't even remember why i had them in the first place. yay for purging myself of useless things without being wasteful!!

☙ song on loop: “haven’t had enough” by marianas trench 🫶🏻 (this was on repeat yesterday at home after church while i was writing out my objectives 7 and 8)

☙ current book: still rereading sorcerer’s stone on my phone when i’m eepy. but almost done!

i have allergy testing tomorrow morning before class :[ not looking forward to it. but i haven't been tested since i was little and i'm hoping to get my allergies under control to improve my quality of life. and i think this appointment has been in the works since... november??? so a long time coming. i'll be glad to get it over with!

hopefully the next update will be quicker than this one… and with lots more stuff done 🫶🏻

#studyblr #studyspo #college life #student life #about me

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spitefulfemme · 7 months ago

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please explain the plot of glee to me pretty girl 😚

AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH

(squeals through your phone!!!!!)

(this is basically me giving u a very chaotic rundown and trying to implement all of my opinions on it. i started this at 5am and i'm finishing it at 11pm 😭. i basically am just writing down the pilot episode...)

OK SO BASICALLY,

it starts with the old glee director getting fired for sexual harassment because rachel berry, an absolute insufferable yet disturbingly talented teenager for only being a sophomore in hs at this point in time, reported him- NOT BECAUSE HE WAS INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCHING A STUDENT, NO!- but because sandy (old glee coach) gave someone else a solo instead of her 🤗🤗 . I HATE HER!!!! (she only gets worse from this point on too btw!!)

so, sandy gets fired and the principal of wiliam mckinley high school was like, "well since we don't have someone to take control of the glee cub and we also don't have the money for it, we'll just cut the program😁!" (although he paid for the cheer team's (the cheerios) new dietitian...)

... sigh.

This is where W*ll Sch*ester comes in...

(i hate w*ll sch*ester!!!!)

will is a sad old middle aged man with an uptight wife (terri schuester<3) who is basically living his high school glory days through the glee club. (this man is a menace. he needs to be put down!)

will is like to figgins (the principal) , "no! you can't take away the glee club! you're taking away these kids' will to live!" (his will to live)

so figgins is like, "fine but ur paying out of pocket to support it🙄🙄."

so there's tina, a goth whose faking a stutter so she doesn't have to talk to people she doesn't like, artie, a kid whose in a wheelchair and sings like he's not a white boy from the midwest, mercedes (MY BELOVED!!!!) , whose amazing but of course they portrayed her as the token angry black girl because what ELSE could she POSSIBLY bring to the table except that, kurt (MY BELOVED PT.2!!!!) , a closeted gay whose closet is made out of glass, and then... fucking rachel.

anyway, will then gets notified by sue sylvester, cheerios coach and the MOST AMAZING CHARACTER IN THIS GODFORSAKEN SHOW, that the glee club needs 12 people in order to compete in competitions and keep the club afloat.

so, he tries to talk to the football team about signing up for glee club after rachel tells him that artie isn't good enough to keep up with her vocally. he fails, and the sign-up sheet gets vandalized with penises and a bunch of ridiculous fake names!

and then there's this whole monologue like, "i was just about to give up until i heard his voice..."

and this poor kid finn is in the bathroom, just peacefully singing to himself while this CREEPY ASS MIDDLE AGED MAN is listening to him.

... and then he plants weed in his locker and tells him to sign up for the glee club or else he'd get expelled and lose his (nonexistent) football scholarship.

anyway, a little while after that his wife terri is like, "hey! i'm pregnant! 🤗" (spoiler alert! it was a hysterical pregnancy... and after that she then tries to hide the fact that she is in fact, NOT pregnant by wearing this fake pregnant stomach thing and trying to bribe finn's girlfriend for her child since she doesn't want to keep it.) and then will is thinking, "damn, i'm really gonna hate life now... time to be an accountant so i can support my (cunty af) lying wife and our fake baby!"

so he then puts in his two weeks but not without emma (his love interest and william mckinley's guidance counselor.) going, "pls go to the careers center tomorrow so you don't make the biggest mistake of your life and inevitably kill yourself." in much kinder words than how i phrased it. she basically shows him an old video of his time in glee club and i guess that inspires him... or something idk.

so the episode ends with the glee club performing don't stop believin by journey (i've heard this song so many goddamn times in this show that i HATE it now!) and the cheerios (quinn, santana, brittany.) and sue (best character in television history) are watching them as well as puck, finn's best friend who totally thinks finn is a bitch for joining jew directions.

also, will is in one of the auditorium seats and he comes back on the stage like, "good job, guys! btw i'm back! sorry for quitting on you for like ten seconds😝."

anyway, there's so much more that i left out but i don't feel like going back and editing this. thank you for asking me about glee and letting me go insane about my worst special interest ever!!!! - asteria<3 .

#asteria's anons<3

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cupids-darling-love · 2 years ago

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- RP Rules/Info

⋆ Please be literate to advanced literate (the minimum a few paragraphs). I love DETAIL, tell me every little thing about your oc and the setting. Of course make it make sense but give me DETAILSSS. I don't do anything, nor will I accept anything less than a paragraph. I just don't enjoy roleplays like that, sorry.

⋆ Help in making the plot! Coming up with ideas and keeping it alive. I’ve had to be the one so many times keep the rp going good and alive. Roleplaying is a team effort and I would like us both to bring in ideas and all. Of course please ask before doing anything and I’ll do the same. This includes asking me to do big timeskips! Ask and I’ll usually always say yes. I just want there to be enough communication between us :).

⋆ Oc’s do not have to be in wikis for me! I love coming up with new characters all the time for roleplays and all! I also do not mind animated or realistic face claims (depends also whether the fandom is animated or realistic). I’m a bit picky when it comes to drawings, especially traditional just bc it’s hard for me to imagine. (No hate to anyone that uses their art work! Honestly that’s so cool just I’m picky about it myself). Under no circumstances will I ever rp with a gacha oc OR furry. (If the fandom is something like bastard then I’ll maybe make an exception, but fandoms like that I usually humanize the characters bc I feel uncomfortable otherwise).

⋆ I have school and work! Yes I have a life outside of roleplaying and all that. So please do not spam me or constantly ask when I’ll reply. When I can, I will. Ofc if it’s been a few days you can remind me! Sometimes I forget bc I’m so busy. Usually I’ll always say when I can’t reply tho so don’t worry. All I ask is that you do the same. Tell me when you can’t reply, tell me if you get bored or don’t want to rp anymore! I completely understand. Like I said I just want there to be communication between the two of us outside of the roleplay.

⋆ I love doing double ups, yes it can get a bit overwhelming but I do love them! Especially for fandom roleplays. For doubles ups I please ask that you don’t put more effort only to your side and not to my side. I’ll keep things even all the time and I ask that you do so as well so the both of us are happy :). I can do ocxoc, ccxcc (depending on the cc), or ccxoc! I can usually always play any cc so don’t be shy to ask.

⋆ I will only be doing double ups for ocxcc, I won’t play a canon character for your oc and receive nothing back in return. If it’s not a double up then I will only play MY oc. But I don’t find that really fair either so I’m more than open to doing a double up! (If you'd prefer ccxcc for your side then that's totally fine with me). I'm open for doing double ups without it being tied to a fandom as well!

⋆ No ‘uwu subs’ or ‘Mary-sue emo’ or super op characters😭. I can not stand these types of oc’s. Please give me characters with actual stories to them and not ones that just want to be babied bc I won’t baby your oc like that. And pls, you’re oc that looks and acts like a f-ing child isn’t gonna be paired with one of my ocs that looks and acts like an adult. I’m warning now I’ll honestly just leave if I see this starting to happen :P.

⋆ Depending on the fandom and storylines, triggering topics will be brought up throughout the rp. So please tell me any triggers you have beforehand as I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable. My only triggers are weird kinks like necrophilia, vomit, scat, anything with kids like age play, etc.

⋆ I'm very open to writing out NSFW content BUT it can't be the whole premise of the plot. There has to be an actual story before we get to the NSFW side.

⋆ Please let me know if you're going to be leaving or if the roleplay isn't what you expected. I don't want to be wasting my time either coming up with a plot, talking ooc, getting into the story then you disappear and leave. Let me know if my writing isn't your style or if you want to change the story up, that's completely fine with me! I'm more than happy to make sure we both have a fun time :).

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jabeur · 21 days ago

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Ciao nico, vedo che ogni tanto posti qualche canzone o comunque parli di musica. Qual è il tuo/la tua artista preferito/a? E quali canzoni consiglieresti? 😊🫶🏻

ciao!! maaaa questa è la domanda più bella che potessi farmi, parlare di musica mi fa sempre stare meglio, grazie 🩵🩵

artista preferitə è difficile da rispondere, non penso di averne unə in particolare. anche perché ascolto vari generi anche molto diversi tra loro quindi boh, tantə artistə che amo! però te ne consiglio qualcunə che mi piace molto e qualche canzone:

quest'anno sono stra in fissa con mahmood, mi piaceva anche prima ma ascoltavo più o meno sempre le stesse 4-5 canzoni invece ora ascolto tutta la sua discografia in continuazione 😭 il suo ultimo album bellissimo!!! tra le mie canzoni sue preferite: stella cadente (letteralmente il mio url del main), gioventù bruciata, nei letti degli altri, talata, uramaki, il nilo nel naviglio (e andrei avanti all'infinito fjfvjns)

ghali anche loml ma da un po' di anni ormai!! bayna, cuore a destra, lacrime, ora d'aria, e anche l'ultima sua che è uscita e di cui ho postato già, niente panico, è davvero davvero bella <3 ah consiglio anche il suo remix di vossi bop di stormzy

tinashe queen of sexy songs: lucid dreaming, link up (c'è qualcunə che si ricorda quando rebloggavo questa canzone 300 volte al mese perché è LA canzone dei kaneson per me? lmao), talk to me nice, i can see the future, all hands on deck

andiamo su tutt'altro genere ma mi piace molto anche il classic rock/folk/blues. uno dei miei preferiti è neil young (ringrazio mia madre che è praticamente sua fangirl dagli anni 70 e mi ha attaccato la cosa lmao): tell me why, southern man, alabama, cowgirl in the sand, on the beach, powderfinger

sullo stesso genere, joan baez: girl of constant sorrow, farewell angelina, diamonds and rust, san francisco mabel joy

LA MIA REGINA, nina simone: alcune sono cover ma perché per me lei era immensa incredibile insuperabile nelle cover. isn't it a pity (BELLISSIMISSIMA!!!!! gli 11 minuti meglio spesi della vita, lo giuro, l'originale anche mi piace ma questa cover è un'Esperienza™️ più che una canzone), love me or leave me, here comes the sun, trouble in mind, my baby just cares for me, sinnerman

ultimamente ascolto anche abbastanza elton john. tbh mi è nata la voglia di ascoltarlo perché sono obsessed con rocketman il film fjfvjgb però questo mi ha fatto innamorare soprattutto di: i'm still standing, tiny dancer, take me to the pilot, saturday night's alright (for fighting), i want love

EDEN !!!!! lo adoro, pls ascoltate la sua musica, partendo da: call me back, rock + roll, isohel, start//end, end credits ...... ma tipo tutto comunque

uno dei miei preferiti di sempre e che penso avrà sempre un posto speciale nel mio cuore è ermal meta. è stato molto importante per me nei miei momenti più bui <3 lettera a mio padre, vietato morire, le luci di roma, quello che ci resta, odio le favole ecc. ecc. .........

little simz!!! one life might live, i see you, no mercy, LMPD

potrei andare avanti per ore sinceramente mi piace davvero taaaaanta musica 😭😭 chiudo consigliandoti qualche singola canzone tra quelle che sto ascoltando ultimamente:

the groove - muse, worthless - d4vd, nobody gets me - sza, dove il cielo va a finire - mia martini, lake washington boulevard - pinguini tattici nucleari, lonely - chloe x halle, babe ruthless - angel haze, scarlet town - bob dylan, comments disabled - sammus, temptations - 2pac, little star (guitar ver.) - standing egg, chk chk boom boom - stray kids, dancing with myself - billy idol, luglio agosto settembre (nero) - area, woke up - xg, something on your mind - karen dalton, me and a gun - tori amos, i don't like my mind - mitski, up the wolves - the mountain goats, un ottico - fabrizio de andré ....... ecc. ecc. devo smetterla adesso 😭😭

#SCUSAMI ANON NON VOLEVO DILAGARE FJDVJFVJ #letteralmente la cosa che amo di più è parlare di musica e consigliare agli altri la musica che mi piace 😭😭#grazie mille per l'ask e scusa hjfvjgvj #asks #anon

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baekhvuns · 1 year ago

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BESTIE

THAT MAN HAD A GF ALL THIS TIME.

😭

I mean he was never mine to begin with, and it was obvious he'd HAVE a gf with THAT face but ong I felt like I got cheated on Bcz we made eye contact for like 0.00001 secs tht one time 😩😩

I wasn't even able to go at my job Bcz I was sick my co workers told me that he had a gf, who was apparently at the restaurant and he made it so obvious that it was his gf. Which is a top trait for a man. BUT I COULDN'T SEE HIS GF 😭😭😭 I WANTED TO AT LEAST SEE THE FACE OF THE LUCKY WOMAN

Anyways....about my life, i got sick somehow, and got a cold but now I'm getting better AND MY PHONE FELL INTO MY BATHTUB 😭 SEE THIS IS WHY I WANTED TO BUY A BLUETOOTH SPEAKER!! it was so unfortunate, Bcz I was in the bathtub, scrolling thru my phn finding the perfect song and MY Clumsy MY CLUMSY HANDSSS 😭 anyways, its still working but the screen... is now discolored??

Enough of me ranting abt my life. How are you? The blog has been so quiet lately, like WHERE IS DV ANON?? WHERE IS JAEHUNNY ANON?? WHERE IS NOTHINGJUSTME ANON?? WHERE IS CHILDHOOD! BESTFRIENDHWA ANON?? Guys come back...life is so...lonely 🥺 (i hate this emoji)

Speaking of childhoodbestfriend!hwa anon, i literally made a story inspired by your username 😔 so i hope you don't sue me. I was sick i had nothing to do so I just posted the story, it's a part 1, idk man I hope people will like it.

I see you like angst YOU LIKE LOTS OF ANGST AND UGLY FIGHTS AFTER WHICH THE COUPLE LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER!! Me too. But I feel like daytime star is a comfort manhwa, like they went thru hurdles..they did but not in their relationship but more like, they went thru it together. Like....it wasn't anything between them ..bt them against the world thing?

Speaking of the whole fight THATS HOW YOU COME UP WITH THE FORMULA OF YOUR STORIES RIGHT? damn no wonder I'm in love with them..

Bt look i found a few fics that perfectly explain d&tg, change the Hongjoong to yn in the first one AND THE SECOND ONE!!! 🤚😭 PERSON B IS SO GENERAL!YN ..is the how you spell it-

THIS LAST ONE 😭😭😭 IM GETTING FLASHBACKS TO THE FIGHT HWA AGREED TO SO CONFIDENTALLY AND THEN GOT BEATEN UP!

Omg yes the baby against his tiddies 🤧🤧🤧 they're so cute, and the baby is so cute and everything is so cute. Whenever I read it, it feels like I'm melting. And it feels so satisfying to see haebom (the black haired dude) who is so intimidating get all soft cuz of a baby AND HER FATHER 😭

NO NO YOURE RIGHT THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER AND THE BLACK CAT DYNAMIC IS THE BEST! I read another bl...pls I'm getting addicted to them...and it's actually good, AND ITS TBE SAME DYNAMIC!!! Person A (complete black cat persona, depressed with anxiety and a rich kid, [guess where the depression came frm?] ) and Person B (literal human sunshine, even his hair are blonde, a tired working man who gv up on his dreams)

And then they unite....god, it was the healthiest thing I read probably.

WOOYOUNG'S OREO HAIR ARE BACKKKKK! I cannot....express my joy ENOUGH! AND WE GOT PONYTAIL SEONGHWA 😭😭😭😭 when I tell you I waited so much since the Deja vu era LIKE FINALLY MAN YOU BETTER KEEP THE SCISSORS FAR AWAY!

Girl u gotta tell me where should I read secretary's escape BCZ I READ AT AN ILLEGAL WEBSITE AND IT WONT SHOW ME IT 😭😭😭😭 I WANNA READ IT SHOULD I DOWNLOAD WEBTOON OR SOMETHING??

STOP.

NO FUCKING WAY.

he brought his gf the day u weren’t at work 😭😭 crying this is like when u miss a day at school and rihanna performed in the cafeteria like CRYING GRKWHDKW ANON WHYDKWHDKW it’s time to come back to ur roots <3

i hope you’re better now- what the fuck 😭😭 WHY DO U HAVE UR PHONE IN THE BATHTUB WHAT HAPPENED TO KEEPING IT AT THE COUNTER ????? did u at least put it in rice pls jfbwkfhsk and did u find the right song

i am good! i was also sick with a scratchy throat recently, uni’s back on 😀 blogs been quiet i know 😭😭😭 NO BC WHERE ARE THEY IVE BEEN WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAGWON ANON PLS HOWS SK ARE U BACK??? ARE U OKAY??? DV ANON IS THE JOB TAKING UR TIME HOWS UR CATS JAEHYUNNY DID U SEE THE LAST RACE, NOTHINGJUSTME HOW WAS UR DAY DID U WATCH ANYTHING CHILDHOODBESTFRIEND HOW IS THE DRAFT GOING FBWMDHWK wow i am so attached <3

omg u posted … 🤲🏻

I DO I RLY DOO I LIKE THE DRAMA MAYBE THATS WHY I FOUND IT A LIL NOT MY TYPE FHKWFB damn how did u know that’s my formula

CRYING THAT IS EXACTLY GENERAL!Y/N AND HWA FBWNDHAKHDKA IT WAS SO FUN WRITING THEIR BANTER a quiet unbothered person vs the hectic egotistic duke sigh, what a pairing i miss them ngl i miss the mr and mrs park one too what good times they were omg do u know the song im yours by isabel larosa i wrote half of my etl’s based on it

STOP I LOVE THAT THE INTIMIDATING ONE GETTING SOFT FOR KIDS CRYING

EXACTLY!!’!!! PEAK ENTERTAINMENT IS GOLDEN RETRIEVER AND THE BLACK CAT OH HOW I WISH EVERYONE HAD SOMEONE LIKE THAT RHLWHDWK MANIFESTING 😭😭

healthiest thing u read 😭😭😭😭

NOT ONLY OREO BUT A FULL ASS MULLET???? JESUS CHRIST AND *** ?????

KEEP !!!! THE !!!! SCISSORS AWAY !!!!

PLS DOWNLOAD WEBTOON THATS THE ONLY PLACE I READ SECRETARYS ESCAPE ON I WAIT FOR THIS ONE PATIENTLY and he’s just so,, imagine a ceo hwa like that like.

#✉️ : ask #[ chaerssss ]

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silksdream · 3 years ago

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❝ 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 . . .

* ◞ percival + nailah › @goldwingd .

#⋆ ♡ ◞ silksdream › 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐛 .#the way i'm literally #going to SUE tumblr over this 10 MB limit #THEY WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER #FOR MAKING ME COMPROMISE MY CINEMATIC VISUALS #FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR STUPID ASS WEBSITE #anyways 🙄#aND BABY EVEN ON OUR WORST NIGHTTTSSS #this concept hit me like a truck #is this technically a thanksgiving gift ?? i'm gonna say it is #but honestly it's a gift for myself included #to have these two lovebirds to adore n cherish 😌#n to have you of course #i hope you love it #be sure to have an ambulance standby ✨ especially when we #delve into the contexts of these #love u !!#⋆ ♡ ◞ pairing › 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 & 𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐡 .#goldwingd #pls don't reblog or repost unless u are deb !#tw: flashes #⋆ ♡ ◞ silksdream › 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 .

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poohbea · 2 years ago

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Hi Pooh, hope your having a good day or night. I have another request, I'm sorry blame my mind for having a lot of ideas for a lot of characters. Anyways can you do an Incubus Draken being accidently summands by a chubby witch reader who has recently gotten both nipples pierced and also clit pierced as well. All of the piercings are healed but due to having said piercing, she is very sensitive and always horny. 😁

HER SOUL BEGS FOR ME

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wordcount: 3k

content: incubus!draken, chubby novice witch!reader, demon summoning, isabella piercing, nipple piercings, draken's skin is purple (he's a demon sue me), black haired draken, he uses his tail as a restraint, wings, swearing, pet names (pretty and sweetheart), unprotected sex (use protection kids), fingering, biting, marking, praise, possessiveness, reader gets branded (you'll see)

— synopsis: as a novice witch you need to prove yourself to the coven in order to gain your full powers. however, your latest assignment is proving rather troublesome.

note from pooh: when i tell you i was so excited to make this omfg sha sha you're a genuis. you made me search up demon summoning rituals and i swear i heard God crying for me 😂😂. you always give me fic worthy reqs and as you can see by the wordcount it basically is one (it's a baby fic aw) but pls don't be shy i love to see you in my inbox with a new req, i want all your ideas!! also there will be a part 2!! my beta reader gave me an amazing idea for the next shenanigan incubus draken is gonna take reader on, ugh i'm so excited.

WARNING: this is smut, so please ensure you have your age visible on your account before interacting. Minors (below 18+), ageless and blank blogs will be BLOCKED

Hope you enjoy ♡ reblogs are greatly appreciated

“Okay, salt circle. Check. Six Candles. Check. Matches.” You pick up the small rectangular box and open it to check the contents. “Check. And offering…” Continuing to read from the spell book you dip your finger into the chocolaty filling of your sliced praline tart. Moaning happily at the sweetness on your tongue. “Check.”

You stood over your handy work proudly, watching the candles flicker softly in the darkness of your basement, breathing life into your summoning circle. Demon summoning was new to you as a novice witch, but it was a practice you’d need to master in order to ascend the ranks of your coven. It didn’t seem that hard, afterall you were able to get everything you needed from the grocery store. So it had to be simple, right?

Picking up the plate with a slice of your offering, you stepped over the sealed salt circle carefully, placing it beside the sixth candle at the centre of your chalked out inverted pentagram. It smelt faintly of lavender as you stepped back out.

“Alright and now for the chant.” You raise the book to read the innominate phrase and the rest of the instructions aloud, stopping at a sentence in bold red writing. “If there is a demon in particular you’d like to summon, envision them, their personality, etcetera. Your thoughts have a big influence on the type of demon that will enter your circle. Hmm, sounds simple enough.” For now you were aiming for a small sized demon. A child maybe, with wings and cute little horns. Ugh it would be so cute and easy to handle. Plus what child doesn’t like chocolate?

Clearing your throat you begin. “Saecula saeculorum, come forth, come forth.” You repeated the phrase over and over to no avail. “Come on…” Another six times and nothing. On the verge of giving up you turn and take a bite out of the leftover tart sitting on the table with your other assortment of spell ingredients. “Dammit.” Growing bored and tiresome, your mind wanders to anything of entertainment, the first one being.

“I wonder if I charged my vibrator…” Because you were sure going to need it to drown out the sinking feeling of your failure. “No, no, I can do this!” You huff, swallowing the dessert and moving back in front of the circle. With new found confidence you chant. “Saecula saeculorum, come forth, come forth!” A gust of wind tornados through the room, the chalked lines of the pentagram sparking into a tunnel of purple and red light.

Low moans and high pitched screams sound from beyond the rosy specked lilac veil, a white circle forming in the centre of the pentagram. The tart and sixth candle are engulfed in a pool of light that forces you to shield your eyes. Wind howled through the confined space, picking up stray papers strewn across the table behind you. Your dress followed, the skirt lifting and fluttering around you.

Then with the echo of a deep maniacal laugh, the wind ceased, the light faded and the scent of lavender dispersed. There was silence, then the smack of lips.

“Well, what do we have here?” A haughty voice chimes. As you bring your hand away from your face, your heart nearly sinks to your feet.

This was no small, child-like demon. In the circle sat a tall creature with male human-like features, its skin a deep shade of aubergine decorated in inky markings you couldn’t quite make out. Black bat-like wings tucked behind its lean body, eye’s gold and searing holes into your skull. He runs a clawed hand through midnight locks, revealing pointed heavily pierced ears.

“W-Who are you?” You stutter, setting your spell book down on the table at the side of the room. “Why are you here?”

“Really?” He scoffs. “You’re the one who called me.” He takes another bite from the tart slice you were only now just noticing between his dagger-like fingertips.

“No, I called a smaller demon. A child.” He laughs at your denial, licking chocolate from his fingers.

“Mm, from what I recall you weren’t thinking of a child, sweetheart.” His eyes shine brighter at the thought, the devious hues raking you up and down shamelessly.

“But I was… oh fuck!” The vibrator. That was the last thing on your mind before you recited the chant. Shit, so what the hell had you summoned then? “What type of demon are you? I’ve never seen your kind before.”

He huffed a laugh, half smirking as he finished his dessert. “You’ve never seen an incubus before? Are you witches getting dumber by the century or is it just me?”

“Don’t talk about us like that! Some of us are still learning.” The pout on your face only egged him on, his smirk growing at your poorly executed assertive facade.

“And I suppose you’re one of them?” He gets to his feet, stretching his tattooed arms overhead, wings flexing simultaneously.

“Look, this was a mistake. Let me just send you back and I’ll try this again another day.” You sigh, going to fetch your spellbook.

“Oh, I don’t think so, pretty.” The growl makes your skin tingle, hairs on the back of your neck standing on end.

You put your hand on the book, turning to face him with a faux look of courage. “And why the hell not?”

In a flash he’s in front of you, a gasp escaping your lips as he towered over your small frame. “Because you forgot to close the salt circle.” His fangs shone under the dim light of the remaining candles strewn across your basement floor. His sinful smirk made you feel that much smaller, clutching onto your book for safety seeming futile as he closed the space between you.

“Please, Mister Incubus, sir-“

“Draken.” He corrects.

“What?”

His head tilts teasingly. “The name’s Draken, sweetheart. Remember it, because you’re gonna need it in a minute.”

He lowers his head to the crook of your neck, inhaling deeply. “Mm.” Moaning softly he lets his inhumanly long tongue path its ways up your jaw, flicking at your earlobe. “You smell that?“

“W-What?”

A hand snakes around your waist, pressing your chest against his. “That’s the smell of, sweet,” his other hand plays with the hem of your dress, fingertips grazing along your inner thigh. “Delicious,” he notices the way your breathing changes, how your nipples rub against him, hard and peaking through the thin material. No bra? Hm, this was going to be fun. “Undeniable lust.” He whispers the last words in your ear and revels in the whimper you let out.

So sensitive already and he hasn’t even touched you. Well, not where he could most definitely sense you needed it.

“I don’t-“

“You’re frustrated, mm, I can smell it on you. So much pent up frustration. Poor baby.” He chuckles darkly, grazing a talon along the seam of your underwear. “So you summoned a sex demon of all things, are you really that desperate?”

Your mind was beginning to fog, thoughts and words jumbling into one. You wanted to deny it, all of it. You never intended this to be the outcome. No, you just wanted to practice. But you’d be lying if you told him he wasn’t speaking the truth.

“No- I- I just wanted-“

His lips ghost over yours, nose brushing your own. “You wanted me. I heard you, your soul. Oh, the way it begged for me.”

“That’s not true…”

“Isn’t it?” Your heart beats in your throat as his eyes pierce yours, flaming gold. “Why are you horny then?”

“I’m not!” Denial was the only way you could go, all other forms of logic thrown out the window the moment he stepped from that summoning circle.

“So why’s your heart beating so fast?” He raises a brow, fingers getting dangerously close to your clit.

“Because I’m afraid?”

“Mm, but that’s not the only reason now is it?” You were breathing each other, air exchanging on every inhale and exhale. He smelt like a crackling fire, deep and earthy like the depths of hell he came from, but underneath that was a faint scent of lavender.

“No.” Honestly you weren’t sure if you were denying him or answering his question. He was too close, touching you like he knew your body inside out. Heat radiating from his skin as he held you close. You swore you were going insane.

“Tell me. What is it you want, princess?” His hand at your waist wraps itself tamely around your throat, forcing you to look him in the eye. “Tell me your deepest, darkest desires.”

“I-I need you.” You relent, air being sucked from your lungs as you speak.

“Where?”

He growls as you take hold of his wrist, pressing his free hand flush against your clothed core. “P-Please.”

“How can I refuse such a polite request?” His hands find purchase on the back of your thighs, talons tickling the skin. “Jump.”

You comply without question, gasping when your back hits the table suddenly, the clatter of vials and books sounding soon after. Your feeble mortal mind failed to recognise just how fast he was, even in his arms it felt like a blink.

He laughs deeply when you shy away, hiding in your hands. It was unnerving how he ate you up with his eyes, taking in the supple curves of your body. You were a perfect canvas, so easy to mould, to shape into the perfect vessel.

“Mm mm,” He tsks, taking both your hands in his. You notice a black wisp in the corner of your eye. It was a long and whip-like appendage, smooth and sleek as it wraps around your wrists. It’s only when he uses it to pin your hands above your head, do you realise it’s his tail. “Let’s keep those out of the way.” Gripping the neckline of your dress he splits it down the middle effortlessly, the fabric ruffling beneath you.

“Draken.” You whine, nipples hard in the cool air, exposed and sensitive.

“Nipple piercings? My, my, this just keeps getting better and better.” His long tongue trails from the curve of your plush stomach to the valley of your breasts, his eyes never wavering as he holds your gaze. Dipping his head he envelops a perky bud, tongue swirling and hot against you.

His presence only intensified the sensitivity sparking across your skin, like fuel to a fire as he ran rampant over your body. “Fuck.” Your hiccuped moan makes him nip at your skin, drawing more of the sounds he craved from your lips.

So caught up in his mouth you don’t notice his claws retract at your thighs, pads of his fingers collecting the wetness that’s already soaking through the cotton of your underwear. He wasn’t surprised, you reeked of desperate arousal. Months of desire and salacity he was more than happy to feed on.

Your back arches as he dips two fingers inside your divine fountain of lust, slick aiding his journey deep within. As he’s about to lay his thumb on your clit he stops, feeling the metal bulbs prod at his fingertips. “Oh, now you’re just doing it on purpose.”

“I’m s-sorry- ah!” He chuckles as he softly pinches the bud between his fingertips, swallowing your whimper with the dip of his tongue between your lips.

“So sensitive.” His growl sends a spark up your spine, thighs trembling at the heavy blanket of carnality threatening to suffocate you.

He’d reduced you to an empty-minded gasping mess, nails digging into your palms as he played. He was familiarising himself with you, all of you, your sounds, your expressions, the way you’d squeeze around him with each slight prod of his index and middle finger. Just how much you could take before you failed to kiss him back? Before your mind went blank, only to be filled with the haze of pleasure?

“D-Draken!” You gasped, chest heaving as his teeth captured your bottom lip. “‘Ken, please more!”

Your greed was filling, the flavour sweet and intoxicating as it flooded his senses. Emotions, although invisible to mortals, were very much palpable to demons. It was easy to breathe it in, to lap it off the surface of your lips - of your skin. To let it flow through his body like a drug administered by a syringe.

“That's it, pretty. Give into sin.” His breath puffs against your cheek, your own doing the same to his. “Let it take you.” He senses the knot tangled in the pit of your stomach, fingers pulling it tighter as they pulse against your g-spot.

“I-I… fuck I-I can’t, please, ‘Ken!” Your hips rocked in time with his movements, your body showing him exactly how to please you.

“Yes you can, sweetheart.” His mouth lowers to your ear, his own keen to the sounds escaping your lips. “Give in to me.”

There was still a part of you that held back, a sliver of resistance that prevented him from taking hold fully. Reluctance he’d be sure to indulge in when he finally snuffed it out once and for all.

You grew incoherent as he pushed you further, fingertips encompassing your clit mercilessly, piercing rolling between them. His patience was wearing thin the longer this took, the knot he so effortlessly entwined stagnant with no signs of unravelling. You were a strong one, he’ll give you that. He liked a challenge, it just made it all the more satisfying to see you break.

His movements halt, snapping you out of your euphoric state almost instantaneously. You watched him through your lashes, his tail flicking at his side as it unbinds your wrists. He looks at you with steely determination, golden eyes burning into your own. His breath brushes your lips, head tilting as he examines you silently, wading through the darkest depths of your mind.

It was interesting what you could read through the eyes, they were the windows to the soul after all. And your soul… your soul craved him. “Tell me.” He whispers to it, watching it flicker like a flame in the breeze. His hands settle in the crease of your thighs, teasing and eager.

“Fuck me, please.” An abrupt breeze hums past your ear before the coolness of the concrete floor greets your skin. He lays you within the broken summoning circle, hips settling into yours as he hovers over you, wings resting around you both in a loose makeshift cocoon.

“Say it again.” He breathes, tail wrapping itself around your ankle, bulge already nudging at your puffy clit.

“Fuck-” The sudden tap of his cock against your entrance elicits a gasp from your lips, your thighs instinctively closing around his waist.

His tail pries you open again, running his tip through the glossy arousal pooled between your folds. “Speak, sweetheart.”

“Fuck me… please.” His eyes shimmer as you exchange a breath, the candied zest of your desire melting on his tongue.

Without another word he’s delving into the heat of your cunt, moaning as your velvety walls embraced him. His hands beside your head claw at the concrete beneath, abdomen flexing as he began a languid pace.

Ripples flutter across your skin with each thrust, your weak cries echoing through the basement as your nails dug into his lower back. “Draken!” His name was the only thing on your tongue, mind blank and teeth trapping your bottom lip harshly.

The knot was bound again, tighter than ever as you squeezed him at every inch. He drank up every delicious twine of emotion that permeated from your flushed skin. Your divine in every way, the meal he’d been craving for the last two hundred years he spent rotting in hell. He wouldn’t go back, he couldn’t, not if this was what awaited him on earth.

“You are mine and I am yours.” He growls into your neck, pace hastening.

“I-I…” He needed to hear it fall from your lips, to declare to all those residing in hell that this soul was his and his alone.

“Say it.” His teeth sink into the flesh of your neck, possessiveness overshadowing any form of control he had left. “Tell me who you belong to?”

“You, Draken.” You whine, his chest pressing against yours as he drives himself deeper, harder, faster.

“And who do I belong to?”

Your hand tangles in his hair, the other clawing deep into his back. “Me. You are mine and I am yours.” With those final words you felt a searing pain just below your sternum, a hiss bleeding through gritted teeth as heat flooded your chest. “Fuck, what’s happening?”

He ignores your question, fingers finding the perk bud of your clit, encircling it as he drives you to the edge. He tugs on the knot, harder and harder till he feels it snap and you’re unravelling in a tense shivering mess beneath him. A growl escapes him as you bite into his shoulder, legs wrapping around his waist forcing him to suffer the unforgiving wrath of your tight cunt. He submits to her willingly, offering his seed in silken ropes, his balls tightening with each throb of his cock.

Heavy breaths were exchanged in each other’s necks, bodies hot and veiled in sweat that glistened in the candlelight. The heat in your chest dissipates as quickly as your initial orgasm does, the aftershocks making your legs jerk as Draken continues to play with your clit, relishing in the whines and cries of overstimulation that fall from your lips.

“I could get used to this for a century.” He mutters against your skin, inhaling the perfume he only now knew you were wearing,

“What do you mean for a century?” You chuckle, mindlessly playing with his hair. “You can’t stay here, I told you I summoned you by accident.”

“Well you should’ve thought of that before making a pact with a demon, sweetheart.” You can hear the amusement in his voice as his fangs nip at your ear.

“What? When did I…” He lifts himself onto his palms opening a space between your chests. One big enough for you to see the large black symbol tattooed into your skin just below your sternum. “Fuck! No, not again!”

Draken laughs deeply, brushing his nose against yours. “You are mine and I am yours, pretty. Till your death do us part.”

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