#(or you because wow ming daddy please)

[jin-guang-ow]

ok but ever since you guys brought up pm/qyz i havent been able to stop thinking about it, theyd be such an entertaining disaster couple? none of pms usual methods work bc qyz is so uselessly oblivious and straightforward, so 9 times out of 10 hes the one that ends up flustered instead (qyz definitely accidentally declares to the entire heavens how good pm is in bed at some point and pm just wants to die) anyway what im saying is this is a gr8 ship pls take responsibility for making me ship it

Okay the thing about this ship is that it’s so ridiculous it’s impossible to not love it??? Like??? I’m not even sure what to headcanon with these two!?? Like??? Your Quan YiZhen outing Pei Ming as “good in bed” is p much on the spot he’d really do that????

Tbh, I think for a long time Pei Ming had already been playing around with QYZ, in like a joking way that is (ya nasties), so he’d tell QYZ to say certain things and then watch everyone’s reactions. Basically this is par for course behavior for him???? Taking advantage of QYZ’s naivety for fun???

I do genuinely think Pei Ming would dote on QYZ because QYZ is so naive??? He’d probably give him lots of candies and weird small things he finds (when he’s actually doing something that isn’t a woman bahahahaha)

ANYWAYS so because this ship came about because of my “who’s the best in bed?” poll and it contains Pei Ming, it’s hard for me to think about it in any other light that isn’t the papapa light tbh hahahahaha so please forgive me

I imagine they’d start their relations due to something v stupid, idk it might be like QYZ finds PM in the mortal realm probs surrounded by women or something and he’s like woah dude what are you doing here??? Not v pure of you my dude??? And Pei Ming is all “the four human pleasures are eating, drinking, playing, and enjoying. Right now I’m enjoying”

This makes QYZ v confused like what is meant by ‘enjoying’ and then one thing leads to another and PM turns into Ming Daddy™  to teach our naive god a good lesson

But QYZ is like the worst lay and isn’t v reactive the entire time. You know? Like it’s good, but it’s not blowing his mind which crushes Ming Daddy’s spirit. To be fair, he hasn’t slept with men before, though he was certain that wouldn’t be a problem with his experience???

MING DADDY DIDNT GET HIS TITLE FROM BACKING DOWN AFTER ONE BAD TIME THO, okay????

This leads to him giving QYZ a series of lessons like how to kiss properly, communicating during the papapa, so on and so forth. Both of them get much better, and it just becomes a thing????

Eventually QYZ asks if they’re lovers (since they kiss a lot and that’s a thing lovers do, right???) and Ming Daddy, king of commitment issues probably, is like woah dude CALM DOWN and thinking on his feet he’s just like we’re friends with benefits???? And Quan YiZhen is like awww sweet we’re friends how cool, I really needed one of those.

But that’s a bad idea because now Quan YiZhen is gushing about how he’s friends Pei Ming, and not just any friends but friends with benefits?????

THE ENTIRETY OF HEAVEN IS NOW OUT TO MOB PEI MING BECAUSE HE’S SULLYING THEIR PRECIOUS BOY!!!!!!! I personally believe he’d get beat up for like 10 days straight and someone has to pull Quan YiZhen aside and explain everything to him, which only makes it worse because yes, indeed, they DID do the papapa (and more than once because it’s actually quite good)

Idk they’d probably dual cultivate together, and QYZ says that they’re cultivation partners which might be a better plot for their relationship than everything else I just wrote honestly idk, but the same thing would happen with Pei Ming getting beaten up and everyone trying to explain to QYZ what dual cultivation actually is, and Quan YiZhen is like no he really puts it in, and it’s really amazing so we do it a lot

“No no no, not like putting his hand in your hand, but putting his… thing into your… place???”

“That’s exactly what we do?”

(Insert pikachu meme)

But like yeah, I could imagine it also starting because Quan YiZhen wants to increase his cultivation and he hears about dual cultivation. He doesn’t really know what is really is and assumes it’s just like holding hands and stuff, but definitely overhears that Pei Ming is very experienced with it… and if he’s going to learn to do something… he might as well learn from the master??? I think Quan YiZhen would spend a good year trying to convince Pei Ming to teach him lmao

Idk there def has to be the sad moment when Quan YiZhen gets the rude reminder that Pei Ming is/was a manwhore who’s slept around (possibly still sleeping around) with a bunch of different people and he has to confront his FEELINGS which he’d probably be okay with the fact that he liked Pei Ming, but would be upset with the rude awakening that the feelings may not be mutual or that there’s no exclusivity in their weird relationship (but wow I hate the sadness so I can’t even)

Without a doubt, Pei Ming asks Quan YiZhen to call him “Daddy” but Quan YiZhen literally doesn’t understand. “But you’re not my dad????” “That’s not really the point??? It’s more of a sexy thing?” “Why would being my dad be sexy???” Pei Ming would really try to pull out all the moves and seduce Quan YiZhen in an attempt to make him say daddy, it happens, but QYZ is still confused

Modern!AU where Pei Ming is Quan YiZhen’s sugar daddy someone make it happen???????

Idk, I’d have to reread through the parts with QYZ and Pei Ming to think of ones that are more… domestic??? Lmao really I can only think about it as experienced Pei Ming teaching naive Quan YiZhen how to have a good time :)))))) but i’m v soft for couples like this omg

[footballerimaginess]

Niece & Nephew

Hayley Does Halloween  Hello could I please request one with Tyrone Mings where you’re taking your nephew and niece trick or treating and he’s just so good with them and it makes you want a child with him? ❤️ Tyrone Mings  Word Count: 1,013 “Who is ready for trick or treating my little babies?” you crouched down as you put Maya’s coat on over her Tinkerbell dress. “I don’t need coatttt” Max huffed. “It is very cold out, I don’t want you to catch a chill babe” you told him. 

“NO” Max groaned again as he stamped his feet. Tyrone intervened as you stepped aside. “It’s cold out buddy, I know you don’t want to wear a coat. But you need too, we can still see your costume. I know that is what you are worrying about. But people can still see your costume” Tyrone reassured him. 

Max nodded and reluctantly put his coat on. “Now let’s go and see what sweeties we can get. No eating on the walk though, we need to count them once we get home so we can see who the winner is” you smiled as Tyrone was really getting into it.  “Hold my hand Maya please” you asked her as she gripped your fingers as you shut the front door behind you. “Max, make sure you stay with Uncle Ty please” you smiled as Tyrone grinned.  Seeing Tyrone with children, especially your niece and nephew it filled you with such joy. He got on so well with him, they loved him probably more than they loved you. They wouldn’t like to admit it though, but you know they did.  You, Max, Maya and Tyrone were all busy knocking on people’s doors. Everyone was complimenting on the children’s costumes which they loved.  “Look at all the sweets, that lady gave us” Maya opened up her sweet bag. “Oh wow, you lucky little thing. It must be because you are cute” you teased her as you gently pinched her skin.  “They are having so much fun aren’t they” Tyrone mumbled as he held your hand. “They are” you smiled as you cosied up alongside him as they ran to get some more sweets from houses.  “Say please and thank you when they person gives it to you” you shouted as you watched them run to the door as you two waited behind them.  “Thank you so much” the pair shouted as they ran down the small steps all excitedly. “I am so happy, look how many sweets we have. Mummy and Daddy are going to laugh at how much we got” you both smiled.  “They are, but we aren’t going to tell her how much we eat okay. She won’t be pleased with us, because you need dinner “ you told them both.  “We should get going now, its pretty cold and my toes feel like they are about to fall off” you laughed as you shivered as Tyrone cuddled you. “I think you have enough sweets, I won’t be having any of that pouting” you teased Max.  “Come on” you pulled Max’s arm as Maya was excitedly skipping all of the way back to her front door. “I wish we could see you all the time Uncle TyTy” you heard Max mumble as he held his hand tightly. “I wish I could too, but football is busy right now. I promise I will visit you both very soon” he smiled as you heard Max squeal with excitement.  You all got home. “Finally” you shouted as you flopped on the sofa as Maya and Max jumped on you. “Hey, hey. How are you so hyper. You haven’t had any sugar yet” you smirked as they jumped off of you.  “Let’s see who has the most sweets alright, tip them out into your piles and we will count them all” you smiled as you jumped off of the sofa.  “What do we get as a prize?” Max cheekily asked. “Ohhh hmm. I will have to think about that one” you laughed as Tyrone started counting Maya’s sweets. “Maya has 20 sweets and Max has 22. Max is the winner” Tyrone cheers as Max jumps and down on the spot hugging Tyrone as he lifted him up in the air.  The front door opened and in come Maya and Max’s parents. “Hello babies” they both shout as they run up to them all excited. “Ahh so many sweets. You are so lucky aren’t you” you smiled as you hugged them. “Thank you so so much for looking after them. I hope they had a good time trick or treating” You smiled. “They loved it, they were so good. I have a surprise for you” you opened up your bag and handed Max and Maya some presents. “I know Max you won how many sweets you had. But I got you some more sweets and a lot of goodies for you” you smiled as they cuddled you.  “I will see you soon. I love you both” you cuddled them as Tyrone gave them both a cuddle too. “I will miss you both, maybe you can both can come and see me play football soon. Would you like that?” he asked them as they both jumped up all pumped with joy.  You headed off back home after such an amazing day.  - “I have had such a good day today have you? But I am so tired” you yawned as you sat on the sofa. “I had a lovely day too babe” you cuddled up to him.  “You are so good with Maya and Max” you smiled up at him. “I love them, they are just so sweet. It is great to hang out with them” you nodded.  “I love seeing you with them, it you know made me feel something” you looked at him as you turned to him. “Oh?” he looked at you with a puzzled look on his face. “It makes me want to have a baby with you” you mumbled.  Tyrone’s eyes popped out of his eyes practically. “Oh really? I didn’t think you would” he asked you. “Well seeing you with them today has made me change. I want a baby with you Ty” you mumbled as he had the biggest smile appear on his face. “Yes I want one” he smiled.  Taglist: @footballffbarbiex​​ @evie-pr​​ @sanchos-dream​​ @meteora-fc​​ @mrsmctominay​​ @penguintransporter​​ @football-and-fanfics​ @footballdaydream​​ @hotyeehawman​ @trentski26​​ @footballxixstars​​​ @hazardybala​​ @yagetintoit​ @chilly-me-softly @pickfordsmount @kingneyney @bellinghamsbitch​​ @mrspulisic10​ (these tags carry on from the baby series, please let me know if you want to still be on the list)

[kamejapan]

Daisy part five | EXILE TRIBE

“So..you got pregnant after Kanou left and never told him until today?” Kenta questioned after listening to Fenty explain everything as they sat on her living room couch. Nodding her head slowly, she sipped on her mug that held her tea in it. “Yeah..Haruto gets the basis of it but doesn’t really understand. Neither do the other two. They were just born naturally, you know? I got pregnant naturally.” 

Nodding his head, he hummed and leaned back against the couch to look up at the ceiling. “Well, they’re lucky to have someone like you. Though some of the choices you make aren’t too...kid friendly.” Kenta teased as he looked over at the female who glared at him after choking on her tea. 

“So much for wanting to meet the kids.” She grunted as she turned away with a slight huff. Sitting up quickly, Kenta turned to the female and clapped his hands together as he begged her to meet the trio. “No, no, no. I’m sorry Fenty. Please let me meet your kids! They seem so cute!” He whined as he tried getting her attention. 

Excited to meet the kids, Kenta sat up and cleared his throat as he shook his leg excitedly. Seeing them walk out towards him with utmost caution made his heart melt. “Mom, can we go back? We don’t wanna be out here..” Zeyu and Haruto said in unison as she smiled softly and held one hand for either of them to grab onto as she carried the youngest who slowly started drifting off.

Ignoring the extremely attractive male next to her was proving to be hard for Fenty, especially with the way he was dressed. Chewing on her lip and finally giving in after a while, the female turned and grabbed his face before placing a quick kiss on his lips. “About damn time.” She grunted as she stood up, leaving the shocked male on the couch as she went to go get her kids.

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“It’s okay my little bears. He won’t hurt you because mommy is here. So is auntie and uncle. You know where to find them.” She said with a smile of reassurance as she placed down Ming Rui and let them all wander off into their own spots on the large couch. Eyes shining brightly, Kenta watched the three in awe as they played with their toys. 

“They’re so cute! Oh my. Hi boys, my name is Kenta! I’m a friend of your mom.” He said with excitement as he slid down onto the floor to play with the trio. Smiling at Kenta’s interaction with them, she took some pictures and slipped away into the kitchen to have her peace and quiet. 

Sipping on her water, she scrolled through her phone to keep herself occupied. Hearing the sounds of cheering and video games, the mother shook her head with a slight laugh as she placed her cup down and continued going through her social media. “Ah, so that’s where this leads to..” Kenta said softly as he stood in front of the female who only looked up at him with a smile. 

“Well hello Mister Kamiya, surprised to see you tap out this early.” She teased as the male raised a brow with a slight curve in his mouth. “You make being a bad boy really hard, you know. Especially when you have kids.” He replied back as he sat on the bar stool to watch the female with interest. Chuckling softly and shaking her head, the female turned away to put more liquid in her glass. 

“I guess so, because I have never seen you or Kanou act the way he did and you are now.” She hummed as she leaned against the counter. Watching the man in front of her gulp, her face showed a little smirk before returning to normal as she watched him stutter for words. “Please don’t do this to me..I-I don’t want  to do anything I’ll regret.” He mumbled as she chuckled softly. “So you texting me is something you’ll regret doing?” She asked as she walked past him with a slight tap on his shoulder as she went to go play with her kids. 

Following after her quickly, he kept quiet and smiled once he saw the female playing with them, using their toys. “Haruto! You can’t attack me like that!” She squealed as the oldest of them all jumped on her from behind. Laughing, she fought off the kids as they kept coming back for more, loving the way their mom reacts everytime. 

Joining in, Kenta picked Zeyu and Ming Rui up in both of his arms before running around the house with them, a soft smile on his face as he felt himself being drowned in their screams of happiness and excitement. 

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After finally putting the kids to sleep, the two rested on the couch with a sigh. “Wow, tonight was possibly one of the best nights of my life. I have never had as much fun as I did tonight.” Kenta breathed out with a smile as he stared into the eyes of the female who turned to him. 

“I’m glad, it’s not everyday my kids see someone new they can hang out with. So it’s a nice change of pace if you know what I mean.” She hummed out as she rested her head against the back of the couch. Nodding his head, the male scooted closer to the female and pulled her in his lap, letting his adrenaline and inner conscious kick in. “K-Kenta, what are you-” Getting her quiet, he slammed his lips onto hers and held her closely, not wanting to let go. 

Pulling away after a while and staring at her breathlessly, the male started to speak. “You knew it was me, didn’t you? Putting all those notes in your locker and the food and the things you missed whenever you were out?” He whispered out, eyes shaking with curiosity. Nodding her head, she placed her hands on his shoulder. “I knew the entire time, but I didn’t want to open up yet because of my boys.” Nodding his head in understanding and looking away, he felt a bit hurt but he chose not to show it entirely. 

Lifting his chin up to face her using a finger, Fenty smiled at the other softly and leaned down for another kiss. As the two locked lips, Kenta pushed the female on her back slowly, kissing her with love. 

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The next day, the siblings walked next to their mom as they chatted excitedly, wanting to know if they were going to be able to go to the arcade tonight with their uncle. “Haruto, you chose last time! Let me choose!” Zeyu said with a pout as he stomped his way to the room he was going to be in. Smacking the back of his head and stopping in their tracks, Fenty and Haruto glared at Zeyu. ‘Throw a fit and I will fuck you up in front of everybody.” 

As they walked into the classroom, Fenty dragged Haruto by the ear up the stairs to the back of the classroom. Whining and tapping his mother’s hand to let go of his ear. “It hurts mom! Let go!” The boy whined loudly as he smacked his mom’s hand to finally release him. 

Releasing his ear and making them sit in their assigned order, Fenty threw her bag on the table and sat down herself, waiting for her friends to walk in and class to start. “Don’t be so harsh on them, Fenty. They’re just kids.” Glaring at her  best friend, Fenty flicked her off as she turned to wipe Ming Rui’s face with a napkin from his snack. “They still need to learn, Lashae.” Fenty groaned back as she took a bite of Ming Rui’s honeybun. 

Class never ended up happening with the teacher popping in just to say that it was going to be free period. As the trio of best friends talked with each other, a tall figure appeared next to Fenty and the noise of the three boys increased in excitement. “Kenta! You go here with mama?” Ming Rui questioned as he sat up taller and stuck his arms out. 

Picking up the young boy and throwing him over his shoulder, he hummed back in response and pretend to throw the boy on the ground, slipping his hand underneath his head so he didn’t hit it. “Kenta, be careful! He’s precious you know.” Fenty scolded as she taught Haruto and Zeyu how to do their homework. “I know, I know. I’m not going to injure any of them.” Kenta huffed back as he grunted when his glasses got knocked off of his face. 

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As everyone except Kenta, his friends, Fenty, and the kids left the classroom, Fenty was busy scolding the trio as they Goofed around and almost injured themselves, Kenta watching with a smile. “Mou, I’m so jealous of you Fenty. You have kids already, got several bags, and don’t give a fuck about what others say to you.” 

“Well, Kenta. You can stop by whenever and play with them whenever you want. They seem to love having you around the house.” Fenty replied as she tinted a light pink from the taller’s action of pushing her hair behind her ear. “K-Kenta..” She stuttered out, causing him to chuckle. 

Looking to see if the kids were paying attention, Kenta quickly grabbed the other’s chin roughly and placed a kiss on hers. Pulling away as fast as possible, Kenta towered over the female and smirked at her reaction, whispering in her ear. “You look so cute when you’re flustered. Makes me want to tell the boys to call me daddy.” Pushing his face away, Fenty blushed a deeper shade of red while trying to look away from the man who’s face was made into a cocky one. 

“You’re lucky they all have a switch, or else you would have had to made them watch what that tongue can do.” Fenty smirked back, causing the other to scoff playfully and pretend to ignore the younger as he played with the kids. 

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“Kanou, aren’t you pissed off that Kenta is basically flirting and stealing your girl?” Ryuta asked as he watched the two discreetly. Turning to look at the two, Kanou balled his hand into a fist, looking at the ground. He should be there playing with his kid- kids. 

Getting up and pulling the female to the side, Kanou glared at her with the same eyes Kenta gave her when he kissed her. “Let me meet them, please.” He begged the female as he started to break down slowly. “Fine. One chance. From me. Come. And don’t touch Kenta either.” She grunted as she turned away and put on her brightest face for her kids to see as they waited for her with worry. 

“Boys, I need you to listen...meet your father..the one I told you about. You have th- two fathers.”

[smurkioff2]

3.

Dream

3 days later

I rolled my eyes as Yovanni screamed her little head off. It was too early for this.

“Give her the bobo papa please”

Kody leaned over handing her the pacifier and focusing on his iPad in his lap.

I ain’t heard from Ming, probably because her ass no she wrong for stepping in my business, but she’ll be back around soon. I know she misses these kids, and she can never stay away from me too long.

I can’t wait to cuss her out.

“Mommy why Vanni get to get a daddy?”

I exhaled, looking at him in my rearview mirror. Immediately making me feel bad as parent. I know I was young, but why couldn’t I have landed a better man for my baby. He’s just so sweet, any man would be lucky to have him as a son.

“She’s not. And you have a father, God just hasn’t blessed the right man with that role yet. But it’ll come. I promise. Okay?”

He nodded and handing me his Ipad as we pulled up to his daycare. Usually I walk him in but today I was using the drop off line. 

“Hey guys, good morning Kody!”

A women spoke energetically as she opened the back door. He respectfully spoke back, kissing Vanni’s cheek then leaning up to the front seat to do the same to me before stepping out the car.

“Have a good day papa. I love you”

“Love you too”

Quavo

“What it say nigga?”

Take questioned, passing me the blunt. Taking a pull I shrugged, opening the envelope and taking the paper out. 

Blowing smoke, I looked over the paper and reading over everything carefully.

99.999999999%

I laughed to myself, throwing the paper on the table and taking another pull.

“I already knew nigga. She look like you bruh. Handle that”

“Yeah”

Standing up, I handed the blunt back to take and stepped out back, closing the door behind me. I was hot. I missed out on a lot. She could have told a nigga. Or maybe I should have reached out.

It was a two way street, I ain’t wanna argue about, I just wanted to establish shit so we can make it all right now.

Dialing her phone I stood there waiting for her to answer.

Dream: Hello

Quavo: She’s mine

She scoffed.

Dream: Wow, shocker

Quavo: That shit is fucked up bruh. You could have told me. I missed out on a lot-

Dream: You could have not left me for a bitch. You know what, get the fuck off my phone bruh before I tweak out on your dumb ass.

I laughed to myself as she hung up in my face. Her attitude still stank. I ain’t gonna push on that shit now, but Ima pop up on her ass later though. 

I know she’s mine, now it’s time to figure out my time and hers. Coparent respectfully and without the drama.

Can’t believe I’m somebody’s dad.

[svbjetarch]

😍😍😍😍😍😍 ( DongZi, LiuHoe, VinMin, VinBun, JieMin, JB and Yuzi, you can talk about others too? I give the green light! )

            .• ♕ ┊        LET THE MUSIC PLAY.

          SHIP TALK           Status   :   Accepting           @niiiightsky

           Dongman ✗ Yuzi       Okay but with DongZi being the 2nd ship on our list ever since we started, they mean quite a lot to me. They’re the sweet parents to our messy OT4 and I don’t regret it the least. They should be role models to the kids and teach them about life but they don’t even manage to get their own lives together because they fight over useless stuff like I won’t move into your appartment because I can’t even reach the cups, you damn giant! and still try to care about her crew + JB a whole lot because they feel responsible. Well, Yuzi feeling responsible and being a mother role while Dongman just is a sweet boyfriend who always tags along.       Our little active babies who’d never miss out on any fun related to sports and would always jump into the next session if just they had the time, not afraid to try extreme stuff like parachuting or just work their body until breaking down by doing indoors climbing. And I love how they’re just that power couple but also have their ever so sweet side, Sunday evenings in he bathtub, trying out new bathbombs and bathsalts and whatnot she has bought, just resting together, playing with the foam, talking about their week and work or just unrelated stuff like what they would want to eat afterwards, Dongman gently kissing Yuzi’s shoulder and her just completely dissolving in his arms. Them being shy at the most random moments but also too innocent to realize just how much they’re already flirting around in the gym with all his guys just rolling eyes or imagining his face on the sandbags. I live for it.

            Daeho ✗ Liu Ming       Please don’t let me get started on them! Them turning into a semi-legit shipping when we said we DON’T ship them just wrecks my heart but all them feels. All the angst and their complications, I just can’t.       My favorite parts all include the triangle of Liu2Hoe with @anvmone but also the fact they start alibi dating and them being too stupid to realize their own feelings. I’m not talking about that wedding thing I mean what. Starting with Liu2Hoe, with her just living by their rules and always again ignoring that Sungho is a total exception from their sleeping around standards because she’s stubborn but always having to deal with angry him and the angst because 1st time? okay. 2nd time? still bearable. 3rd time? slowly getting scared. And everytime it happens and she’s just heartbroken and lost and doesn’t dare to face him but also can’t stand not having him around because he’s her favorite human after Nico and she needs him as friend so the way she’s always extremely cautious and flinching with his every gesture and him having to make it up somehow and it literally breaks my heart which means I damn much need it, okay???       Fake dating with all its hassles, omg! The dinner dates with NiBelle and they should behave but actually Daeho is always making sure to get some earnings out of it and teasing her beneath the table and babysitting while they’re just so damn horny and all that, I live for it. Living together but still sleeping around and always somehow having to avoid being caught by NiBelle because it’s often a close call but they always manage somehow. And did I mention fake marriage?

            Kwangmin ✗ Vincent       BroTP! istg! Our two little idiots, can they even get any more stupid? Basically us having a stupid thought and then being like “….yeah, that’s vinmin” and trying to come up with all kinds of stupidity to fit their odd characters. I honestly love it so much! I wish I had a friendship such as they have where they always encourage each other and motivate each other, helping out and joking around, and did I mention KNEW IT

            Usagi ✗ Vincent       Such cute little fluffballs! They’re that totally cliche sweet couple, spending their friday nights on the couch and watching movies, cuddled together and feeding each other - excuse me but I need an explanation for his adorably baby tummy - and their only activity being him wanting to go back to scenere photography so they take the train somewhere and visit places but he’s often also taking pictures of her when he’s supposed to capture mother nature’s beauty and then some hearty dinner and staying the night in some hotel, cuddled up together.       The only pictures that aren’t sceneries that are framed and stored in his photography chamber being the ones he had taken of her but is extremely proud of because he just loves her and worships her. Their gradually moving in together. Their slow slide into dating and him silently taking over her bill in the convenience store or if they run into each other in the coffeeshop around the corner of the magazine. They’re little fluffballs with a rosy boring life.

            Kwangmin ✗ Jie Lie       Okay but so much innocence even I want to vomit! Remember I once said I want to break Usagi’s cuteness by making her the angry one? Well, that’s JieMin to me. They’re so innocent and adorable and little shy fluffballs but they just escalated and wow they got kinky real fast. I just so adore their evolution from him not wanting to be around her for weeks while Vincent always set them up and dragged them along because to him it already was OT4 to Kwangmin finally realizing he might like her after all once he gets to know her weaknesses while he’s just adoring her and them finally dating and just being kinky little shits who take eternity to even have their first kiss but then escalate.       The contrast of him not wanting to touch her and him not being able to take his hands off her and all that, it just makes me hype this ship all that much!

            Jaebum ✗ Yuzi       Honestly, Yuzi is basically a mother to him at this point because she’s already preparing food for him all the time and once she starts dating Dongman and they all eat together and it’s that really cozy OT3 but also Jaebum being so naive he only has a hunch of them crushing on each other but not realizing they’re a couple until they all have dinner together @ Yuzi’s and they kiss in front of him ??? I need ???       Or JB being all stupid and spilling the secret of her dating to her brother who tells her parents and there’s this huge “why didn’t we know about him?” and she’s all confused and poor Jaebum having to live off apples only for a week while she prepared all kinds of good stuff for Dongman.

            Usagi ✗ Jie Lie       The totally bubbly and oh so girly girl friends! Going shopping together, going for lunch whenever Usagi isn’t going with Vincent already, sharing snacks in the model room together and all that. Later going drinking together, comparing their boyfriends, cam you imagine just how adorable they are?       Probably getting talked to on the streets by random boys but always using the excuse of being foreigners, just looking with big eyes and pretending they didn’t understand or telling them they are taken already and comparing the couple pictures they took and put as their lockscreens while the background is a picture of them having posed with a cute filter on and just such cute.

            Nicolas ✗ Liu Ming       Okay but seriously, they have this totally tough and stubborn father-daughter relationship even though they aren’t even related but just having grown onto each other and being seriously attached like family but then again, Nicolas being sometimes so very strict on her because he knows what a troublesome girl she is and how did I deserve this… and Yuzi sometimes paranoid about some of his men spying on her but then there’s them in the casino when it’s open and she has pickpocketed some dessert or little snack and sneaking into his office and having a little chatter break together or her begging him for stupidly small things like ice cream in the middle of winter and being all cutesy, probably making people think he’s a sugar daddy or something.       Him locking her into her room but two days after she’s free and she knows Belle’s asleep already and she’s coming in and telling him one of their favorite movies is playing and them on the couch, her, cuddled into a blanket, eating ice cream, like that innocent daughter she might have been if her life wasn’t so fucked up and him prolly with a glass of scotch or something and watching it together and just being comfortable but her falling asleep so he picks her up, carries her into her room and covering her with a blanket in bed as if they were such a harmonious adoptive family. I love.

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If requests are still open for the blurb night could I request one with Tyrone Mings please where your son is constantly asking him for piggy backs and to go up on his shoulders because he enjoys being high up and being able to see things but you get really nervous about it every time, despite trusting him, and he laughs at you for it and promises to be careful because he enjoys seeing his little boy happy and giggling because of the things he can see. Thank you!

Word Count: 193 “Daddy Daddy. Piggy back, piggy back” Carter shouts as loud as he could, jumping up and down on the spot. “Come on, let me bend down and you will jump on my back please” you watched them both. “Please be careful. I do not fancy a trip to the hospital because this ends in a disaster.” you cautiously watched on. “We will be fine” he gave him a piggy back until he wanted to go on his shoulders now. “Now be careful” you moaned as you watched on. “He will be fine” Tyrone moaned. “He will be okay I promise babe. He loves climbing this high and seeing the world. Look how happy he is” Tyrone convinced you. “Fine. I am sure he is very happy darling” you laughed. “Okay babe, just be careful” you pleaded with him. “Yes babe, I will be fine” you told him. “Look daddy, those birds in the sky” Carter pointed as the flock of birds flew over him. “I am just as high up as they are in the air. Look daddy” you both stopped and looked in the air. “Oh wow that is amazing” you smiled.