#(or is it ‘good stritch’ idk)

[pefkopefto]

i’m crying over a shadow of a person. you make me feel like a kid. i’m crying over someone who isn’t the same as i remember. you make me feel like a stupid naive kid. the you-now isn’t the you-then. i feel undone. stupid and foolish and wanting of someone who doesn’t care anymore.

[mackthecheese]

002, Groose, for the ask game?

How I feel about this character: 

I HATED him when I first saw him, but he really grew on me as the story progressed. His time with Link and Impa on the Surface really put things into perspective for him and he realized how much of a dick he was, so he worked to fix that.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: 

Zelda, Cawlin and Stritch (polycule)

My non-romantic OTP for this character: 

Impa!! She's like a grandma to him and he really respects her calm and wisdom.

My unpopular opinion about this character: 

He knows how to crochet. Impa learned from Zelda when she was younger (time travel) then she taught Groose.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

I think he should have gotten a proper "sorry I was a dick to you Link, sorry I hit on you in that manner Zelda" scene. A good ol reconciliation <333

my OTP:

Zelgroose? Groozelda?? Idk what their ship name is but I like them together. They both go through a ton of character growth and I think they'd make for a very happy "settle down and have 3 kids" sort of family <3

my cross over ship:

None- again, I'm not a fan of crossovers.

a headcanon fact:

He crocheted a little doll of Impa as a gift at some point. Idk why- it's just important to me that it happened at some point. Impa cherishes it <333

[primrosetta]

001 with loz and 003 wih princess zelda if your still doing those asks!!!

001 | Loz

Favorite character: Princess Zelda!!!

Least Favorite character: uhmmm probably cawlin... i think it’s because while Groose has character development and Stritch kinda seemed like he was only going along with Groose, Cawlin was just kinda an asshole all the way through??? Also Tingle. he’s unsettling and his popularity is baffling. (Seriously HE gets like 3 spin-offs but Zelda doesn’t??? What the fuck??)

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Zelink, Midzel, Zelda’s Mom and Urbosa, midzelink.... Hylink and Telink, but those count as Zelink technically hmmm idk I don’t think I even have 5???

Character I find most attractive: Probably oot Link and Zelda, although as I get older, they get more on the cute side. Maybe Hylia and First Link? I mean, they’re not canon but boy do they look good. 

Character I would marry: Zelda, Link, (Young) Impa, Urbosa, Ashei.... (why is Link the like, only good looking man in loz??)

Character I would be best friends with: Zelda, Mipha, Link, Ashei, Midna, Nabooru, Tetra

a random thought: Nintendo PLEASE let me play as Zelda I am begging

An unpopular opinion: Linear or not, SS has some of the most solid dungeons in loz

My Canon OTP: lmao dontcha know nintendo never lets otps be canon... come on now

My Non-canon OTP: Zelink

Most Badass Character: Link, obviously. Zelda too, in her own way. Botw Link specifically is pretty badass by the end of the game.

Most Epic Villain: Gotta go with Ghirahim. He’s the most fun imo, even if Ganon(dorf) is the classic

Pairing I am not a fan of: Sorry but I’ll never understand the appeal of hero/villain ships

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): probably Calamity Ganon. There’s not really anything wrong with him per se, he’s just kinda boring and not that hateable since he really doesn’t register as all that cunning or calculated. He’s just like... a force of destruction, like a hurricane. Idk. I just thought he was a weak villain.  

Favourite Friendship: Groose and Link. It’s just kinda cute how they settled their differences and kinda became bros.

Character I most identify with: Botw Zelda. While I luckily have supportive parents unlike her (poor bab), the whole feeling of inadequacy is very relatable. 

Character I wish I could be: Any Zelda tbh. 

003 | Princess Zelda

How I feel about this character: Best girl!!!! Gest birl!!!! protect at all costs!!!! I love her!!! love her lots!!!!!!!!

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: Link mostly, but also Midna and that’s pretty much it lmao... most characters don’t interact with her enough for me to ship or are a maternal figure to her and therefore rendered upshippable to me.

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: Urbosa! Also OoT Impa! Zelda and her buff moms!!!

My unpopular opinion about this character: She’s cool. Doesn’t seem that unpopular but let me tell you how many people felt the need to tell me she wasn’t when my post about her went viral.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: 

LET  ME  PLAY  AS  HER  NINTENDO  I  AM  BEGGING

Favorite friendship for this character: Hmmmm... maybe also Midna??

My crossover ship: uhhh crossovers really aren’t my thing sorry don’t really have one

[deli-counter]

Musical Theatre Asks I am Answering cause my BFF asked me to

@666lucifersbitch I love you thank you

Best cast recording to listen to during a long car trip? Ooh for the car? I do love Company or RENT in the car. But any musical is car music you know. 

Song you’d blast from the top of a skyscraper? It's all about Urinetown Act I Finale bitch!!!!! Or Bitch of Living!!! OR DIRTY ROTTEN REPRISE

Song that never fails to make you cry? My Man from Funny Girl. I know it's not in the original but if and when they do a Revival with me as Fanny this HAS to be in it

Off-Broadway or Broadway production of Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet? BOTH! Every version of this musical forever. My favorite piece of theatre. 

 If you were to make a your own production of your favorite musical with complete creative rights, what would you change? My favorite musical ever is Sweeney Todd and I'd like to see it set in like a 1920's speakeasy kind of setting. Like the pie shop operated underground in a classy pub setting. Idk. Or a Urinetown that takes place in an abandoned atomic bomb city!!! Like the NukeTowns that they would build from scratch and blow up to test atomic bomb damage!! 

Best song to break something while listening to? I just did Spring Awakening so maybe Totally Fucked is a cop-out, but it's so true. 

 Hamilton or In the Heights? In The Heights has more heart and I was in it so I have a special place for that, but I think Hamilton over all. 

Top three Broadway actors or actresses? I have a hundred but the first that came to mind: Patti Lupone, Jefferson Mays, Phillipa Soo

Hugh Jackman, Neil Patrick Harris, or James Corden as the host of the Tonys? Kevin Spacey 

 Best musical theatre breakup song? As in to listen to after a break up or a song about break ups? My bitch ass is always listening to Someone Like You when I'm sad about boys. Goodbye Love from Rent is classic too.

Stephen Sondheim or James Lapine? Sondheim obv

Favorite romantic or platonic duo on Broadway? I'm picking a trio and it's Sibella, Phoebe, and Monty from GGLAM. But I have a ton of others

“Waving Through a Window” or “For Forever” from the cast album of Dear Evan Hansen? I don't give a fuck about DEH tbh but I admit For Forever is pretty, if not predictable 

 If you were to write a musical, which composer/writer would you like to team up with? Dave Malloy!!!!! 

 What would you say if you met your Broadway fave? THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE AND CAN I BE IN YOUR SHOW 

Best musical theatre location? Orlanda, Santa Fe, Chicago, or the Emerald City? WHAT THE fuck.....Santa Fe cause Newsies and Rent 

Sally Bowles or Roxie Heart? SALLY BOWLES!!!!!! SALLY BOWLES!!!!!! 

 Role you could play at this very moment and absolutely nail? Natasha in Natasha Pierre no fucking questions asked. Also, a VERY good Javert or Jekyll/Hyde. Or Drowsy in The Drowsy Chaperone. 

 Movie stars on Broadway or Broadway stars in movies? Either if they do it well, but maybe Broadway stars in movies cause they need to eat 

What book, movie, or TV show do you think should be made into a musical? Scott Pilgrim vs the World or Madame Bovary 

Tap dance breaks or 10-second costume changes? Both!! At the same time!!! (Turn It Off) 

Best Broadway Elder Price? Andrew Rannells. Saw the original cast and was blown away. He was robbed of his Tony 

 Best meta moment in a musical? Okay does Franklin Shepard Inc count cause Charlie tears that shit up!!!!

 Top three women-driven musicals? Evita, Gypsy, Color Purple. At least that's on my mind rn 

 Are you more excited for Spongebob: The Musical or the Broadway adaption of Frozen? I'd rather fuck a concrete dick or open fire in a Hobby Lobby than consider spongebob the musical 

Best young love song? No One Else or It's De-Lovely bye 

Matilda or Groundhog Day? Matilda!!!!! Always!!!! 

Historical event that should be made into a musical? Something with Amelia Earhart who owns my whole ass 

What non-Broadway singer/actor would you love to see in a Broadway show, and which role would you like them to play? Regina Spektor as Helene in Natasha would be sexi maybe 

If you read fanfic, what’s your favorite fanfic about characters from musical theatre? I don't read MT fanfic but I'd like to 

 Dream cast your favorite musical. Me as seriously every part in Natasha or Urinetown:

Pennywise - Cynthia Ervio

Bobby: Andrew Rannells

Hope: Denee Benton

Cladwell: Jefferson Mays

Little Sally: Lucas Steele in a wig 

Dunno who lockstock would be.... honestly??? probably Norbert Leo Butz

Set design or lighting design? set design cause I do it

Favorite empowerment-themed Broadway song? Here I Am, Don't Rain on My Parade, Rose's Turn, I Am What I Am, I Am Changing, I'm Here, I can't stop

Which Broadway star, from the past or present, would you love to have dinner with? Elaine Stritch!! 

Favorite musical theatre trope? I love patter songs, dark reprises, songs that are strictly ensemble, ORCHESTRA TUNING UP IN THE OVERTURE I could go on