#(not my headcanon)

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@mogra11

This is inspired by your head cannons, they said we could use these as inspiration for stories and to tag them if we did so they will be in the hashtags at the bottom

Imagine, waking up every morning to Gojo, 5:30am, the sun barely starting to come up through the window behind him, only to see him staring at you with the most loving smile "What, Idiot?" You tease as you snuggle further against his chest. "Just watching, Sugar, need to make sure you're ok" he responds with the sweetest smile you've ever seen. Suddenly he leans forward and his lips are on yours.

He had worn his blindfold to sleep the night before which isn't something he normally does but last night, he got home late from a mission and just immediately passed out after laying in your arms.

You were in his lap as he sat up against the head board, exchanging sweet, tender kisses to the lips, it was something so tender, so sacred to you both that you never wanted it to end.

About ten minutes in, he pulled away and laughed as you whined, he took off his blindfold before continuing to kiss you tenderly for the next several minutes.

Finally, he pulls away and slides on his wedding ring, watching as you take his hand and place a kiss to the band. "Morning, Mommy" he says sweetly, he's always been the best fucking lover and sub to you. "Morning to you too, Baby Doll"

[amonisweird]

I got curious and I wanted to try this out so I did it with the Primis and Ultimis crew

[tissuegore]

guess who [wip so I might finish it]

not my Tom haha it's @thepolysworldau's Tom hrhsjsj

[sirduck48]

merry christmas!

after another rough encounter with George earlier that year that resulted in a derailment, and a guy's car getting damaged, Sir Handel spent the rest of the few months stewing over it. come christmas, while he and the rest of the Skarloey crew were at the lake side restauraunt. Sir Handel said that what he wants the most for Christmas was to give George a good thrashing with a cricket bat.

unfortunately, Peter Sam, Ivo hugh, and Duncan didn't realize that sir handel was just saying this out of anger, and took it seriously. so they rented a box lorry, drove over to George's house, and kidnapped him. (Ivo Hugh came along because he didn't want to miss out on the action). then they drove back to Sir Handel's house where they presented him with George rolled up in a rug, gagged, and wrapped in shiny paper with a big bow slapped on him.

Duncan also handed Sir Handel a Cricket bat and told him to "Beat him !!^%$#!!"

needless to say that Sir Handel was horrified that they actually went out and kidnapped George. but he was too afraid to let George go because he might call the police on them, but also had no idea what to do with him.

they ended up calling Skarloey who came down to see for himself.

I say, a merry Christmas to you too! I hope that you all have a jolly good one!

Oh my, that is certainly a headcanon...

Sir Handel says a lot of things out of anger, not always meaning what he says. Some people, like Peter Sam, take things literally, and that's when things go wrong...

I'm curious as to what Skarloey said.

[manicplank]

We can request headcanons, but can we also share our own headcanons with you?

I read your post about drag shows the other day and I personally think both noise and noisette WOULD love to participate in them. Noise didn’t really care at first, but noisette already had her own drag king sona (Mr. Incognito) and she convinced noise to join in one time and he ended up having fun

Now he has his own drag queen sona (Miss Terry….name is still in the works) and he and Noisette have a noir theme going on, hehe

I love the idea of Mr. Incognito being Noisette's drag persona. She probably does The Noise's makeup for him.

[tommykinard6]

It's me, back again! (V88SY)

I hope you don't mind me sharing a Tommy HC because it won't leave me alone and I just feel like putting it out into the universe.

So, he's horrible at waking up. Like, real bad. I'm talking grumpy, cranky, can't seem to get moving. I'm talking needing to set 5 alarms 20 minutes apart just to get up for work. When he first started at the 118, he would actually just stay awake the whole shift because he knew if he tried to sleep and a call came in, he'd be absolutely useless. Needless to say that didn't last long. He's gotten way better at it now, opting for light naps in a chair when on shift, but one time when he was so bone deep tired, he slept in the jump seat on the engine already in full turnouts, just in case. Funny enough, that ended up being the one night nothing came in.

Like I said, he's gotten a lot better at it over the years, but not enough that he could call himself anything even approaching 'a morning person.'

Hello again! I don’t mind at all, feel free!

And I actually love that take. Sometimes it’s just hard to be a morning person 🤣 I can picture it all too.

And I can see Buck being a caring boyfriend about it, who chuckles and gets his boyfriend coffee so that he can even start to function in the mornings.

[beginning-writer]

Random scenario cause yes

First, this is not my head-canon but Tavo's. I kind of had this- possibly incomplete - scenario for a good few days after I saw the head-canons' post, so I did this small thing.

Gawain was watching Lancelot train Squirrel in the morning as he regularly did, but something was different this morning. Another child was there, learning from Lancelot too, but he wasn't talking much yet, or maybe it was just Squirrel who wouldn't shut up.

As Lancelot distanced himself from the boys and gave them a break to drink water, he approached the knight and he finally saw the chance to ask something stuck in his mind.

“Who's the new kid? I don't think I've ever seen him around. Is he a new rescue?” he asks. Lancelot looked at him with furrowed eyebrows as he took a sip of water, which left Gawain confused. It was a valid question since it was not possible to remember every face in the camp, especially the newcomers. "What?"

The ashman continues to look at him with furrowed eyebrows, analyzing the knight's face as if looking for a joke, but finds nothing but confusion. “You… could say that.” He responds, still staring at the other man's face.

Gawain is even more confused by this and furrows his eyebrows as well. "How’s that?"

“Gawain… That child is my son, Galahad.”

Gawain's eyes widened upon hearing Lancelot's confession. He tilts his head to the side to see the child better. His eyes traveling between the so-called son of Lancelot and Lancelot, comparing the two. And they had basically nothing in common.

“That boy, small and pale, with red hair and no marks on his face, is your son?" The skyman asks in disbelief, still exchanging his gaze between the former monk and the child in the distance. 

Lancelot licks his lips and sighs at hearing the questioning. "Yes. Galahad, small and less pale than me, with fire hair and no tear marks yet, is my son.”

“Are you sure you’re the father?” Gawain says immediately after Lancelot finishes speaking, eyes fixed on Galahad who was now finally speaking after Squirrel paused his talk for a moment.

The former monk gives the knight a hard look as soon as the question leaves his lips. Frankly, it wasn't the first time someone questioned his paternity in relation to Galahad, but it was still irritating every time he had this conversation.

Hearing the question coming from his best friend made his patience disappear in a blink of an eye. His next words came out harshly. “Yes, Gawain of Orkley, I am sure that I am the father. Because I was ab-” He stops mid-sentence, momentarily composing himself to change the words. “Because his mother slept only with me with the aim of getting pregnant. And it succeed.”

Gawain knew he had done something wrong when he saw Lancelot's marks suddenly turn darker, like wine. But hearing his full name and a rephrase mid-sentence was something else. He doesn't touch on the subject, though. He knows better than that and he knows that his best friend will talk to him if he wants and is ready. "Sorry. I didn’t mean to anger you by questioning Galahad’s paternity.”

“It’s fine, but do not do something like that again.” The ashman responds by calming his nerves again and drinking another sip of water.

“It’s just that you two don’t look-” He stops his sentence with his mouth open. Behind Lancelot, Galahad and Squirrel were playing, and Galahad raised his leg to the maximum doing a perfect split. Squirrel looked impressed, Gawain was scared and certainly eating his own words. “Forget it, I can see the resemblance now.”

The former monk finds it strange, but doesn't question it either. He says goodbye to the knight momentarily and returns to training the children.

Gawain had so many questions… But unfortunately that would have to wait. So he just leans against a tree and goes back to watch Lancelot train his two sons.

Gods, having to refer to Lancelot and Gawain as best friends killed me, on the other hand I put squirrel as his son too at the end as a compensation.

Again I should be resting because I'm sick, but here I am again. @lancedoncrimsonwings maybe I'll steal your head-canons more often, but you can't judge me, they're too good.

[punchoutheadcanons]

I have the feeling that Bald Bull would be the best cook in the WVBA and listens to the other boxers and their problems. He’s just there cooking and you’d see Little Mac cry over his calculus homework lol

I’m weak over Little Mac crying over his homework, honestly I could also see Bald Bull helping him with it as well.

But aaaa yes, Bald Bull definitely knows how to make a meal. I’ve personally tried homemade Turkish food and it’s so good! I’ve tried my friends mom’s “cigarette bread”, (It’s called sigara boregi, cigarette bread is just what my friend personally calls it) which is kind of like a fried feta roll that’s thin.

I headcanon that Glass Joe, Bear Hugger, and Bald Bull are the best at cooking period, especially if they have company over I feel as if they go above and beyond to make sure you’re treated nice to some food :0

Hmmm, Bald Bull just seems like the type of person to just listen to you vent and internally he’s like really awkward with people.

[sayv3vs]

Jason as a brony is something that hasn't left my head since @vixnarts told me.

And, well, Nico couldn't be missing (they watch movies and series together every weekend)

[biblicallyaccuratefour]

Ten wearing the t-shirt- Credits to @blackspring4577 and their hc

I love the hcs, they're so adorable!! <3

[panoffrying]

okok so ummmmm ,,, this took me a while to write down bc i fucking SUCK at writing down my thoughts in actually coherent ways so i hope this all makes sense:

i think sozo's sorta the black sheep where he comes from . a lot of stuff abt ants is usually abt how BRUTAL they are toward other ant colonies , literally ripping each other apart an kidnapping babies n shit . so i think sozo's colony was sort of like that—very warrior-oriented with not much space for anything else . then there was sozo , who didn't have Any interest in fighting or anything to do with battle , instead WAY more interested in fungi an stuff

in his colony (and in others) fungi r generally treated as life-threatening pests , since EVERY ant ever knows tha horrifying tale of cordyceps an how they'll rip apart a colony from tha inside out n whatnot . most of sozo's colony just thinks his fascination with fungi is simply a childhood phase , that he'll get over it n realize how dangerous they are , but he doesn't because it's NOT A PHASE , MOM !!!!!!!! he wants to be a MYCOLOGIST , not a WARRIOR !!!!!!

(his colony is also in silk cradle . i forgot to mention that so i'm putting that here)

so sozo ends up leaving his home as a young adult after growing up as a social outcast , wanting to pursue his own dreams instead of just listening to whatever his queen wanted . he eventually Does become a mycologist an one day , ends up at shamura's grand temple to add his knowledge of fungi to their great library , which is when they first officially meet each other . at first it's a fairly generic follower meeting his god type thing , but after a while of talking their conversations slowly get more casual an they begin regarding each other as friends , an then eventually Close friends . maybe they could've become more if sozo hadn't gone off to anura , discovered those mushroomos, and ,,, well . you know what happens to him .

eventually shamura forgets about sozo (since this all takes place After narinder's betrayal) but they occasionally get a strange , yearning feeling ,,, like someone used to come to them everyday to talk about ,,, something. they can't quite remember what , though ...

it's only after the lamb takes over , when shamura is indoctrinated and sozo gets brought back from the dead (then promptly goes through rehab) that they meet again . shamura doesn't quite recall sozo an he only vaguely remembers them , but they still like to hang out together , especially as shamura's head injury slowly stabilizes into something more manageable for them . shamura likes to hear him talk abt his studies , and sozo likes having an attentive audience . they're really good friends who also maybe wanna kiss (but shamura isn't willing to unpack THOSE emotions yet bc they have weird feelings abt romantic relationships after that whole fiasco with their ex a few millennia ago but sssshhhhhh)

anyway that's abt it :3 i'm just realizing it kinda dipped into sozura toward the end there but ehhhhh that's still TECHNICALLY a sozo headcanon if u squint so

SORRY I TOOK SO LONG TO ANSWER THIS MY LIFE GOT A BIT CHAOTIC BUT YOOOOOOOOO OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH EEEEEEE I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS!

It’s very different from other sozo headcanons and I like that a lot. I like to imagine for your headcanons sozonius is literally like hiccup from how to train your dragon lmao. To be fair he might know some self defense based on how he was raised.

I like the idea that sozonius colony was in silk cradle in which I have it in my headcanons that after Narinders banishment silk cradle becomes the most dangerous land of war, just killing without thinking. God bless Sozonius for making it through their bro💀🙏

AND YOU KNOW ME IM ALWAYS A SUCKER FOR THAT SOZURA FOOD. I really like the idea of sozonius meeting Shamura before sozonius went to Anura. THE BUGS ARE BESTIES a bishop and a mortal ant.

Bro my heart of thinking of Shamura remembering sozo in random moments and wondering where he is, then having to be explained to that Sozonius went missing years ago, before forgetting him again AGH MY SOUL!!! THE POTENTIAL HERE

I ADORE THIS SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR HEADCANONS! Seeing this stuff inspires me and I love being able to interact with yall💜

[januscorner]

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Requested by anon

[destiny-in-the-universe]

HC: Theresa would practice making cheers for Randy specifically, and she make sure to do it privately because she's a little embarrassed and often mess up her practice

note - The only people who knew are debbie and julian who discovered her practicing and fumbling the words in embarrassment.

OKAY, this is absolutely adorable and I am stealing this- like I am a multishipper, but if Randy and Theresa had just gotten that smidge more of development, I'd be very onboard with them.

Theresa making cheers specifically for Randy makes my tail wag in ways you just do not understand, anon. This made me squeal when I first got it, hoo-wee but YES?

Theresa, Debbie, and Julian would be such a good friendship and you cannot convince me otherwise!

[everythingwasnormalhere]

rating cartman's brain sillies (by @richierambles)

Anne: 8/10 she's great :D

Finn: 6/10 kinda lame idk

Artemis: 10/10 he's so silly<3

Sam: 6/10 needs a psychiatrist

Collins: 9/10 he's so gay dude

Irick: 7/10 silly old man 😔🫶

Grim: 8/10 fucking furry

Adrian: 9/10 he's gay idk

Theodore: 3/10 lame ass guy

Sunny: 10/10 heart's crazy<3

Eight: 1/10 burn him in a fire

Jenni: 7/10 love-hate relationship

Mitch: 6/10 mild idk

Mae: 2/10 burn her too while you're at it

[bitchesgate3]

Just now realized they took out just how much Mizora was literally all on him.

Very yummy. Makes me excited for a story about a codependent relationship between a warlock and his cambion patron.

She grants him the power to shoot flames from his hands, and she gets a pawn in her attempt to be relevant in hell's power games. Maybe a little tension throughout. 😏 Probably shouldn't trust a literal woman from hell tho.

Look at her evil little beady eyes. Terrifying.

This tho? Literally who is that lady and why is she on the cover. 🤷‍♀️

WAIT - They took away her claws!! 😭