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dirtytransmasc · 1 year ago

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crack concept (please don't take me seriously)

modern Theon listens to a playlist that is very similar to this in concept, completely casually and unironically. he does the little head bops back and forth as he listens and really just gets in the zone too (cause he's a cutie patootie). Robb asked why one time, very politely, and Theon just shrugged him off and changed his music back to his trashy teenage filth to keep him from pressing the issue.

he likes whimsical fishy music and imagining being at the aquarium, or, better yet, the sea.

this little shit tears up a little listening to it (cause he's just a little guy)

#he also has random fish (and animal in general) videos saved to his phone #real isopod hours???#every one he sees he saves. likes. and comments on.#isopod eating spaghetti???#of course #aquarium channels???#yup #(his favorite animal is a whale... which one you ask? it changes. but for the longest time it was blue whales)#he admits to none of this #can't be caught being the silliest little guy can he? no. no he can't.#jon bullies him but might have been the one to gift him sea animal plushies every year for Christmas #(no tag. just a piece of tape with theon's name written on it. or an insult. normally an insult)#Robb takes him to the aquarium all the time. he's like a five year old at the touch tank #they take bran and rickon with them #(theon has “doesn't know how or why but he's insanely good with kids and they're obsessed with him” vibes)#(he tried to hate it but rickons his ride or die. for lifers. partner in crime bestie)#(they have marching aquarium gift store friendship bracelets that robbs still butt hurt over for not being included)#its nice #he and arya talk about sharks and orcas (they cheer on the orca's that destroy yachts)#ok ill shut up now #he's just my little guy #don't take me seriously. im woobifying him. canon theon is no more. now he's just my pookie and I do what I want with him.#theon greyjoy #the silliest goose ever #he's my son your honor

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