#(nice about it bc i suck fucking ass at fps games i cannot fucking wait to embarrass myself)
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STRUGGLING TO BUILD THE PC BUT I FINALLY GOT MW2 AND NOW EMILE IS HOUNDING ME TO PLAY WITH HIM. SO ALTOGETHER I THINK I WIN. christmas
#voice of god#idk. new talking tag#sorry. the all caps felt appropriate for an announcement#anyway he said he would be nice about it and shit too which is new because he usually tells me to drive off a cliff#never look a gift horse in the mouth i guess ill take what i can fuckin get#(nice about it bc i suck fucking ass at fps games i cannot fucking wait to embarrass myself)#this did make me unreasonably happy tho so whatever embarrassment is worth it maybe probably wow i am going to regret this so bad#i was gonna put this on twitter. and then i remembered he checks my twitter like religiously#and id rather gouge my own eyes out than let him know that i like hanging out with him#no one has ever told me to kill myself or tried to shove me over more than him hes so insufferable hes my bestie and i love him etc#bestie being a derogatory term to be perfectly clear#i love him also being a derogatory phrase to be perfectly clear#hes the worst. hes my favourite. i hate his guts. you know#anyway. everyone stay very quiet about this because if he finds out i enjoy his company ill set my house on fire with both of us inside xx
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