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vash LOVE micro wave
#trigun#trigun 98#animation#shitpost#art#vash the stampede#trigun fanart#i love that with the way videos loop here he explodes and carries on seamlessly. hes fine. he grew back#fanart#microwave#vash
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Average fish enthusiast be like
Don't steal or use or whatever. Y'know how it is.
#ches noddle's art#do not steal/repost reblogging is fine#twst#twisted wonderland#jade leech#floyd leech#twst art#hey look at that I drew something#can you believe it guys#me drawing something?#i want to stick them in a microwave#watch em explode#casually like a normal person#forgot to say don't repost on my last piece but by the time I thought maybe I should it had like 1000 notes or somethin'#so just kinda felt too weird to change it
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So um... dont microwave an egg (boiled)
#egg explosion#microwave exploded#its annoying to clean egg remains#(microwave is fine)#aychama talks#egg
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I just want to feel whimsical again!!! I want to feel >:3 when I write! I don't want the weight of the world on my shoulders! I want to laughhhhhh, my love. I want to giggleeee
#GOING THROUGH IT. PLEASE STANDBY#i am being Very Mad about my sentence construction and composition currently.#wheres the poetry! the joy that shines like the sun through the pines! i lost it! I swear I lost it! rot and cancer and puke and hell!#FRUSTRATING. i will be fine i just need to microwave my googly docs
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if you don't hear from me tomorrow blame the raw chicken
#khytal.ks#I will probably be fine. I was just.#....curious#.........#....I'm gonna microwave it now
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I want a spider X dcu but have Peter working at the league's base in space as a mechanic or a scientist, cause of course they will have the best material and information to help him make a way home. Except that Peter is weird.
Like, weird weird. Like, spider bite kind of weird with a hint of different culture from a different world kind of weird.
Listen most of his interactions with humans in their world is with them cause he's at the watchtower all the time, so his understanding of what is normal is a bit skew, and he probably also got used to acting more spidery, especially when in a lab or sm (courtesy of his time at the avenger tower where he doesn't really have to hide his spidery side)
Then you take into account him having a different kind of humour and a different set of memes and you have the whole justice league thinking he's secretly an alien
#listen#i love spider man x gotham#and i will continue to read whatever fic that have a similar premise you throw at me#but like#i just think it would be neat to widen the horizon#like. just imagine it#the possibilities are endless#peter eats as much as he wants cause he once saw the flash eat three times as much as a normal human does as a snack#he is just a tad but more stronger because of it#and doesn't notice#but others sure does#kinda hard not to when the kid mend the door handles with his hands#he knows a bit too much technology wise#especially for someone his age#but that's must be fine cause these guys have this amazing space base and computers and all#yeah it's a bit outdated to him but it must be cause they are cutting slack#cause being a hero doesn't exactly buy#meanwhile the league is like . what do you mean you made a new element#what do you mean you made a nano suit#what do you mean you have an ai assistant that can go through our firewalls like a knife through melted butter#what do you mean the microwave can now double as quick freezer#what do you mean#they are so confused by him#and unsure where to even start#spiderman x dcu#spider man x DC#peter parker#justice league#can someone write a fic please#would have done so but i suck at writing
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I cannot BELIEVE that you would rotate Bertie in your head. That man has trauma regarding microwaves and microwaves rotate people. You are clearly intolerant of people's trauma and you should be ashamed of yourself. Get off the internet. And stop romanticized Gunpowder Tim he killed people
anon i am in love with you
#rai.txt#the mechanisms#sjnsksnsksnsknsksjsksns#technically he doesnt have trauma with the /item/ of a microwave#just the microwave radiation so.#he is fine being rotated anon#smh u dont even know the bertie lore fake fan#THIS IS FAKE ANON HATE BTW
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as promised here鈥檚 the voiceover me and my cousin did together :,)
I did not wanna participate in this
however they threatened to beat me with a fucking belt 馃槶馃拃
#roz the wild robot#rozzum unit 7134#the wild robot#I鈥檓 the one dying btw#We sound like microwaves and that鈥檚 fine :)))
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You are Iblis
silver torment compilation
#he probably feels right at home in the microwave actually . because its so hot in there. its fine#asks#little guy images
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i just put my comfort character through a microwave and i鈥檒l never forgive myself for it.
#i am going to eat that ps3 disc i swear it#set the microwave to defrost otacon#everything is fine everything is just fineee#i鈥檒l finish the rest of the game after i鈥檝e been through all four stages of grief#i鈥檓 never going to get over this.#i feel empty inside now#metal gear solid#mgs#metal gear#solid snake#mgs4#mgs4 guns of the patriots#mgs 4#old snake#snake mgs#mgs snake#mgs solid snake#solid snake mgs#metalgear#metalgearsolid#metal gear solid 4#guns of the patriots#mgs david#snavid
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There is like no new fanart of Hazel HAZEL WELLS WHERE ARE YOU
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Sousou no Frieren- Tickle Headcanons
This anime has me in a chockehold and ain't letting me go so soon so I might as well share all the daydreams and thoughts living in my mind rent free since I watched it and decided that!!! Hey!!! I can add tickles to that!!!
Anyway, at first I was going to just write about Himmel and a few other selected characters from both adventures but GOSH suddenly all out of nowhere I start daydreaming about ALL OF THEM and so... This long post was born. kjhgfdfghjklkj not all of them are going to be very long and it can be OOC but I hope you still like to read it as much as I liked to write! <3
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Himmel
(We are not going to talk about how much time I spent trying to choose just one gif) Our dear dead wife <3
He LOVES tickles and no one can convice me otherwise, I mean! Look at him! He definitely play that card at any moment he can
Cheering someone up? They say that laughter is the best medicine! Another boring day stuck in a cabin waiting for the snowstorm to go away? Nothing better than a tickle fight to make the time pass! Comforting a sad kid they just saved and are bringing to safety? Add a few wiggling fingers and watch that beautiful smile appear right way! Someone is literally just minding their own business doing nothing at all GET TICKLE ATTACKED!
He is a charming, playful, dramatic bastard and he knows it. He is using every and any opportunity to plentily tease the person, praising their laughter, pointing how lovely is their every reaction, gasping in false offense at any threat of revenge.
He will definitely laugh and snicker together with the person and sometimes let out honest comments that weren't supposed to be teasy but are like 'I didn't expect you to be so ticklish' or 'Wait, it tickles? Right here? That is so cute' and take the matters on his own hands to find at least one (1) new tickle spot when he tickles a friend because their surprised face right before descending in unstoppable giggling is way too priceless
Now, I need you to listen to this very very carefully: he can NOT take what he dishes out. at all.
So much squirming and trashing around. He can't control himself at all and won't even try to hold his laughter back, letting it ring loud and free, dying with any kind (literally, anything will do) of tease and pleading for his life as if he is being killed on the spot.
Somehow is totally blind to tickle traps. Sometimes just to mess with him Heiter would hold his cup up and ask for a toast and when Himmel complied he would latch on his ribs and rip my bro. he's dead on the floor. He never seems it coming even if they already done this a dozen time before.
Always crumbles with the tickles. A squeeze on his side and his legs transform in noodles immediately. That doesn't mean that he is a easy target though, if you decide to tickle him be prepared for some revenge
His main target and partner of tickle fights is Heiter, even though they manage to pull the rest of the party to their shenanigans sometimes too, even getting to listen to listen Eisen low, amused chuckles and Freiren tiny smile.
Talking about that. There is just one very specific occasion all his self preservations, squirms and defense disappear in the same second: when Frieren is involved.
Once, when both Heiter and Einsen decided to gang up on him, she decided to get into the fun with a few pokes and the VERY MOMENT Himmel realized that she was tickling him it was over.
He became a boneless mess of hysterical giggles on the floor not moving a single inch and taking all the tickling with no protests, completely lost in the fact that this was Frieren having fun, being silly and playful with them and his brain shortcurted and suddenly he became 1000000000000 more ticklish instantly.
Excuse me honor he is SMITTEN
If he is tickled for long enough or on a specially ticklish spot he lets out a loud, high pitched crackling that never fail to amuse his friends because he gets extremely red at that and tries to cover his face at any cost.
Besides that, he is not flustered at all about his liking to tickle and be tickled. It's a fun activity, a nice way to bond and it bring happiness to everyone! What is there to be embarrased about it?
Though other teases can destroy him rip
Is extremely and I say extremely gentle and caring when tickling Frieren. Soft scribbles, light scratching and steeping away not before too long has passed. Sometimes get lost in the happiness and joy of the moment but it's quick to come back to reality so that his tickling never lasts too long and he gets smiley about it for the rest of the day.
Gets grumpy about how he never manages to catch Einsen by surprise but immediately loses his pout when the warrior decides that he is not the one who started that war but he is the one who will finish it.
When he takes too long to decide a pose for their statue they start to attack him with plenty of pokes and squeezes until he finally makes up his mind.
Sometimes they just do that while he is posing to mess with him too. Especially because Himmel will try to pretend nothing is happening and attempt to keep his pose on the very beginning until he eventually breaks down in titters and protesting giggles.
It never lasts long. But he keeps trying
Has The Smirk.
Softest and most playful aftercare ever. With plenty of comfort and smiles.
Heiter
Our flawed priest <3
Do not have The Smirk but he has an entire aura about him that you can't really point what it is but suddenly there's ringing danger bells in your mind and on outside he looks normal, just taking a drink but then you blink and then BOOM he strikes
Can and will destroy someone with tickles with just one (1) hand because his other one is too busy carrying his cup
Gets stupidly silly when tickling someone. He will chuckle together with the person and use the goofiest nicknames, teases, tickle traps and everything else he can think of. It's the whole ordeal, really. He has no shame.
It's quite neutral but leaning to positive when it comes to tickling, but since Himmel is always dragging him into tickle fights he can't help but get a little bit of playful revenge. After a few years he started a couple of them by himself too.
Is horribly skilled with the nimblest and deadliest tickles ever.
Also. Changes from side to side of a tickle fight easy as water and will always help who offers him more drinks. So be careful when siding up with him to not get too close or comfortably into tickling range.
Somehow, incredibly lucky in finding tickle spots, be with random pokes to call the person's attention or some soft scribbling to hear some giggles and smile amused and content at them.
Also adept to cheer up or comforting tickles, creating a lot of fond memories with Fern in the nights she couldn't sleep and they both shared some good tea while watching the sky.
Will try to curl up in a ball when tickled and his only protest is to be careful with his glasses.
Not really very affected by teases. Says a lot of nonsense when is tickled tho
Frieren
HEEEEERRRRRRRR <3 <3 Our old lady
Has the tiniest, sweetest smile when tickling someone. it's adorable.
Do not engage in tickle fights but it's not against them. Usually would just stay in the background with Einsen while the other two got caught up in their giggly shenaningans
Her biggest moment was when she decided to show everyone this magic spell she learned some decades ago and then suddenly everyone is attacked by a bunch of wiggly, fluffy feathers that followed them no matter how much they squirmed or jumped.
Tickle spell tehee
They never got to know if she did that to mess with them or if she truly just wanted to show the spell.
Is more curious about tickling than anything. Thinks it's a nice way to make her friends laugh, but it's also very neutral about it, won't actively seek revenge or anything.
After years with both Himmel and Heiter, also lightly tickled Fern once or twice for the sake of cheering her up.
Ticklish ears ticklish ears ticklish ears ticklish ears-
The first time Himmel tickled her he immediately fell on the floor ded because it was too much cute.
(The way he looked at her that day is a fond memory for her, she doesn't quite know why, tho.)
Not really a squirmer and her laughter is mostly silence, full of small giggles and one or two hiccups. Like soft tickles the best, since it is not unbearable to feel and actively leaves her w a light, quite content feeling afterwards. She could take a tickle fight, tho.
Fern
<3 Somehow the most responsible adult in the party <3
Terrifying ler, can and will use your weakness against you.
Just as she does when fighting, thrives when her victim understimate her power and is quick and ruthless to bring them to their destruction.
Will tickle the person usually as a way to get them to do something (probably a chore they forgot) or admit something while having the most unimpressed face ever seen by humankind
She can be both incredibly merciless and very very kind, depends on her mood, the person and the context
Only like being tickled by someone she really trusts and not around another people so no one will her being silly like this.
Get very embarrassed just for thinking how childish tickling is, but treasures the soft moments with har friends and family, just like every other playful, fun, nice memory
When the person (let's be honest here, probably Spark) is too occupied laughing their heart out also let's out the tiniest, softest smile, pretty much like Frieren
Used tickles to cheer up Spark once and promised to do 10 times worse if he even THINKS about mentioning that to anyone
Snorts. SO much of them. If she is laughing they will automatically appear no matter how much she tried to hide them between her hands.
Her shoulders and head shake with giddy energy when is being tickled. It's everything <3
Einsen
*LOUD INTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING* AAAAAA
As I said on Himmel's part, not really one to start the tickle fight but a quick one to finish it.
Not really very ticklish and not very easy to be caught out of guard so rip his opponents, really
HOWEVER, he has one single incredibly and horribly ticklish spot right under his knee that he immediately DIES when it's tickled and it's an automatic win for the person, so the thing is of every fight is: will them be able to get him there before he gets them? That is the big question
Not really a teaser, prefers to tickle the person in silence while mapping the places that get the biggest reactions so he can focus there.
Could or could not have used this techinique with Spark to 'train his resistence' once (an excuse that his friends were very fond to use with him) but no one will ever know because if you ask him he will just stare at you and let out a single chuckle before going on about his day and Spark will Blush and Die before answering
Made mental bets and always knew the score by heart of Himmel x Heiter fights
Used to think it was a silly and pointless activity. But after their ten year adventure came to treasure and be fond of silly, pointless activities
Loud, booming laughter or no laughing at all. No in between.
Spark
DA BOI WHO DID NOT DESERVE THAT PAST AND NOW DESERVE ALL THE LAUGHTER EVER
Do not mind tickling at all!
It kind of reminds he of his brother, since when he was a kid he was the biggest tickle monster ever. Not only on those training tips he used to give even while being extremely busy, but he just loved to appear out of nowhere behind him, carry and put him on his shoulder and tickle him while walking back home, pretenidng he was carrying a bag of 'extremely wiggly vegetables!'
He also used pokes and prodding to help him with maintaining his form while wielding a sword. Even if extremely common, Spark still squeaked everytime he poked his armpit to remind him to not his arms so far away from his torso
Still, everytime he is tickled that boi just can't form ANY coherent sentence at all, no matter if he is full on belly laughter with just a few giggles, his mind immediately turn into a mushy mess
Won't go down without a fight. Running away, attacking back, squirming as his life depends on that. Most of the time squirming away from it only to dash in a sudden bolt of energy and then come back in a surprise tickle attack to get revenge.
Tried to get Fern back once for tickling and they ended up actually fighting but some days later she started a tickle fight so he ??? is just very confused??? if she actually hates it???
(But to see her loosing up, giggling, laughing out loud and being so full of playfulness and joy... wow)
He likes to throw a few playful teases here and there when he is tickling his friends, with plenty of snickers of his own and pointing out how ticklish the other person is or about their delight reactions.
!!Tickles games!!!
His entire face gets extremely red when his laughter begins to sound higher or crackly. Can NOT take any tease about that at all.
Sein
OUR EVEN MORE FLAWED PRIEST <3 <3 <3 Come back pls
THE MOST TICKLISH PERSON EVER
And his best, amazing, ruthless friend Gorilla was more than happy to remind him about it all the time
Until nowadays he can't really see fingers wiggling in his direction without immediately getting a wobbly smile and giggles instinctively creeping up on his throat
His brother also would tickle him when he was a kid and later would gladly snitch all the 'truly good, hidden tickle spots' to his friend much to his dismisse
Will trash, squirm, plea, beg and promise to do anything when tickled. Especially if we'retalking about light, soft tickles. Those make him go absolutely crazy out of his own mind
Even so, he doesn't mind it too much. Still, gets extremely embarrased and complains about how childish it is.
Def made AND lost bets again his friend and got tickled as a "payament". Also I can see them both having competitions to see who takes the longest to laugh, say uncle, keep their arms up and etc :D
Sometimes gives Spark a few tickles just to mess w him and snicker at the jumps he gives.
Spark got revenge so rip.
#me seeing how most of the gifs w Frieren she is always together w Himmel and vice versa: *sobbing. screaming.losing my mind.* thats fine :)#gonna be honest tho. gosh. every gif is so full of memories and amazingness. They're all always around each other and you just can FEEL#how much they care and aaaaaaaaaaa#putting them all in the microwave and shaking with no mercy LEAVE MY BRAIN ALONE kjhgfdfghjk#Ticklish!Himmel#Ticklish!Fern#Ticklish!Frieren#Ticklish!Einsen#Ticklish!Heiter#Ticklish!Spark#Ticklish!Sein#Sousou no frieren tickles#sousou no frieren tickling#Tickle headcanons#Kanene's tickle headcanons#Kanene's fic#Himmel's brainrot is STRONG#Still sobbing about Sein btw. How DARE he makes a rational choice that fits perfectly his character and development and go away to find his#friend instead of staying with the party HOW DARE HE I GOT ATTATCHED DAMMIT COME BACKKKK#Not to mention the fact that we get attatched to Himmel simply by the memories Frieren carries. Gosh.#To actually SEE the amount of adoring love and care that his gaze carries EVERYTIME he looks and interact w Frieren but also to see how muc#he just loves. everything around him and everyone. he cares and fight and protect and I can NOT. I can not and that is it#I gotta stop myself now or I will slowly descend into madness if I start talking about all the dynamics and interactions in this story. gee
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sometimes a dinner is actually just almonds, yoghurt, a mandarin and sliced strawberries, even though it's 9掳 and you'd really be doing yourself a favour with, like... vegetable soup. vegetable soup is so distant and hard. there's a pot. dishes. vegetables to prepare. fire is involved.
nuts and yoghurt are there for you.... pre-prepared. in tupperware. sitting in the fridge. waiting.
here's one i prepared earlier....
#in b4 an american tells me to microwave soup: i don't actually own a microwave :)#i have been told repeatedly that this is unthinkable to north americans but i haven't had one in like a decade#it's fine
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I keep thinking about q!badboyhalo current arc. The acceptance of the monster hes going to have to become. How casual and even happy he's sounded about it today, "Let's get to work," with a smile on his face and blood on his clothes. How utterly unconcerned he is for himself or his own safety, how he seems to really be struggling worrying for others safety. He's become a lot harsher people have noticed and just... i keep thinking about the acceptance, crossing lines, choosing to be kind until you don't... and then biggest of all I think the eggs will come back but they'll come back to a badboyhalo thats changed. They'll come back and he's all wrong and different, his color is gone he's more grim, the blood doesn't wash from his clothes. He's changed and I'm just vibrating with excitement on what that means for everyone on the island but most of all for badboy himself.
(Im so scared he'll do something and dapper and pomme will be scared of him and no longer want him as a parent and even more scared because im sure badboy thought of that too and accepted that as a price to get the kids back. I can't really see it happening but you never know, cc bad loves to make his character suffer)
#qsmp#q!badboyhalo#forever in love with coming back fucked up and different#and cc bad at least seems to be going with that route a bit#i just keep rotating it in my head like a microwave#cubito bad and he just... accepting being a monster#he feels so bad for the sinking of atlantis#his heart is actually so big#he chooses to be kind because he wants to be like genuinely wants to be kind#but now he's got to trap someone in his basement#maybe even several someones and torture them and just act like everything is fine#everything is not fine
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Mind has a built-in microwave like in his stomach or back smth like that and heart used to put several honey buns in there when he could still see
Headcanon #258
#heart: (i know i called you a bitch earlier but like my pizza got cold & i need a microwave rn)#mind: [I fuckin hate you]#chonny jash#submission#cj mind#cj heart#heart: (............I have two slices left ya know)#mind: [....ugh fine. but i get the bigger slice then]#heart: (sure whatever.................bit-)#sorry i had to. my thoughts wanted to get out
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@aluminum-angels i made an entire doodle page just to prove a point
Their relationships do not fail, they get along just fine and they love each other very much
Peace and love among my rw ocs
#auugh you people will not belive the shit i've been through today#ok so basically i was grabbing some food out and i sprinkle the cheese and im like huh this cheese kinda stale#so i give it a sniff and it STINKS and im like aw fuck well its already on my food so uhhh in the microwave this all goes maybe it will be#ok after its heated but SPOILERS it does not and actually now it smells worse so im over here trying to figure out if its worth to eat this#thing and if it will taste as bad as it smells luckly it tatsed just fine but auughh couldnt breathe while eating that but it doesnt end#there because after gulping all that stuff down suddenly everytime i breathed i could smell that stuff augh it was horrible#worst decision of my life so i needed a cure for this rancid ass stench so my lord and and saviour garlic comes in to save me#and you can just chew on that stuff no one will stop you (altho maybe someone should because eating garlic raw kinda hurts)#anyways posion neutralised but i am rather weary of cheese now#rain world#iterator#rain world oc#iterator oc#oc four blue flames#oc vision of a past#drawins
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