#(looking at that bitch-ass fungus weevil. horsey motherfucker)

[apocalyptic-dancehall]

speaking of my childhood oddities:

- i also put one of those little kiddy rugs you color with water and a pen thing on a lightbulb and.. it kinda burned out whoops (common idiot moment) and it also pissed off my parents hehe whoops x2

- my horrendous fear of cockroaches (and by extension 98-99% of bugs/arachnids/various arthropods) sprang up when i was but a little one playing on a white rug and unbeknownst to me a big fucking roach skittered onto my knee and i FREAKED.

mind you i used to live in a roach-infested apartment, and those fuckers were in a lot of places, and recently i've just learned that i cannot stand the hideous crunching sounds they make when you step on them IT GIVES ME SO MUCH DREAD I HATE IT EW EW EW

- my brother used to have a thomas the tank engine bed covering

- edit: oh yeah and i thought doohickey was a swear word because it hadn't occurred to me that hickey was 66% of the word itself