#(jk i love it)

[irunaki]

here, have a mythically accurate crinkled tissue

my three month puppy, Odysseus, aka Odogsseus

You can see in his souless eyes that he's the monster

[bad-person-1810]

I cannot tell one funny story in the aa discord without being told I'm "phoenix coded" I hate it here

[taldigi]

throws self dramatically on the couch.. I cannot be..! in the center of this Yusuke drama..!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soaps-mohawk]

Ok so I've been marinating this in my head all day like kimchi or pizza sauce.

But! Pacific Northwest reader whose aunt just died and suddenly they have a gorgeous two-story home over in the UK but damn those taxes and shit are killer. They really want to stay, it's so nice and peaceful here. But there's no way their part-time remote salary is going to cover it.

Meanwhile 141 just lost their home base asbestos found in the walls or something. And sure they could take barrack accomodations but also fuck no. So Gaz sees an ad online a sweet little American is looking for 4 roommates. Well damn that seems like providence.

Que the sound "and they were all roommates"

Why can't this be my life 😭

It would be such an adjustment lol. Just four big buff military dudes on your doorstep looking for a place. I'd be intimidated as hell at first but they're polite and they clean up after themselves. Anything needs fixing up? Price is on it. Gaz cooks and introduces you to different kinds of food. Soap and Ghost are like an old married couple and keep you laughing. Need something heavy moved or lifted? You've got a line of four strong men to do it for you. Ghost definitely scares you quite a bit at first, and not even intentionally. He's just so big but he's so quiet. You consider putting a bell on him for a while.

Soap falls first, unsurprisingly, with Gaz a quick second. Ghost and Price take a bit longer, but it's not until you actually start trying to date that they realize they all have feelings for you. It causes some tension at first until they talk it over. They already share and do things together, why not this too? They start sabotaging your dates, quietly at first but then it gets more and more obvious until they start making moves.

It's a bit confusing for you at first, but then you start to realize they're not so bad to have around. Big, protective, helpful, sweet men at your beck and call? Who wouldn't?

[rirants]

alnst watchers are allergic to happiness istg

i sobbed for 2 hrs bc of a fanart

[golddust-if]

has this been dropped ? i love the concept and it seems genuinely interesting but it seems things have been quiet for a while

hi! it has certainly been a hot minute.

but nope, this story hasn’t been dropped! your girl just realized how much more work needed to go into the story, while also multitasking the woes of life.

i kid you not, i’ve rewritten the prologue along with the first chapter so many times, i don’t even have enough fingers to count the amount anymore.

but no, not dropped. just being heavily edited, scraped, rewritten and scrutinized by yours truly. thus is the charms of the writing process. or in my case, writing processes :)

glad you love the concept tho 🤙❤️‍🔥

[i97l0-1]

OMG JUNGKOOK?!??

[arthur-lesters-missed-jugular]

me when i see more epic of gilgamesh themes in malevolent

[willows-walkings]

I'm being unwillingly dragged back into my gravity falls phase

[moonstruckme]

Uh oh it's not Halloween anymore guess that means I have to change my theme.....rats

[saphiccarma]

To all the people who are posting depressing Agathario stuff and it keep appearing on my dash: GO AWAY

[ggraveyardshift]

been trying to draw and post more

[aquaquadrant]

Thinking of Bravo promising to protect Timmy. Thinking of Timmy learning to trust and rely on Bravo relatively quick because he's gone unloved practically his whole life, and suddenly he's wanted? He doesn't need to know he's only a second choice to a version of him he couldn't feasibly ever live up to.

Thinking of a scenario in which Timmy is clearly struggling with his wings and asks Bravo if he knows anything to help. Thinking about the way a crow's wings have that gorgeous sheen to them, and how some even have hints of silver in their feathers. Thinking about how no matter how cared for Timmy will be, he'll always be Silver at Best and Never Gold.

An avian's pride is their wings, how would it feel to know even those are only second to someone else's?

why would you do this…

[xo-bug-ox]

Idk who lied and said sdv was a cozy game. For the past year this game he’s been nothing but STRESSFUL

[always-just-red]

Infold releasing Luke and Kieran lore on the same day I’m posting the fanfic I’ve been writing about them for two straight weeks……

[amamaiiya]

girl, are you anatomy? cause you're giving me a hard time