#(jk i love it)

[irunaki]

here, have a mythically accurate crinkled tissue

my three month puppy, Odysseus, aka Odogsseus

You can see in his souless eyes that he's the monster

[bad-person-1810]

I cannot tell one funny story in the aa discord without being told I'm "phoenix coded" I hate it here

[taldigi]

throws self dramatically on the couch.. I cannot be..! in the center of this Yusuke drama..!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soaps-mohawk]

Ok so I've been marinating this in my head all day like kimchi or pizza sauce.

But! Pacific Northwest reader whose aunt just died and suddenly they have a gorgeous two-story home over in the UK but damn those taxes and shit are killer. They really want to stay, it's so nice and peaceful here. But there's no way their part-time remote salary is going to cover it.

Meanwhile 141 just lost their home base asbestos found in the walls or something. And sure they could take barrack accomodations but also fuck no. So Gaz sees an ad online a sweet little American is looking for 4 roommates. Well damn that seems like providence.

Que the sound "and they were all roommates"

Why can't this be my life 😭

It would be such an adjustment lol. Just four big buff military dudes on your doorstep looking for a place. I'd be intimidated as hell at first but they're polite and they clean up after themselves. Anything needs fixing up? Price is on it. Gaz cooks and introduces you to different kinds of food. Soap and Ghost are like an old married couple and keep you laughing. Need something heavy moved or lifted? You've got a line of four strong men to do it for you. Ghost definitely scares you quite a bit at first, and not even intentionally. He's just so big but he's so quiet. You consider putting a bell on him for a while.

Soap falls first, unsurprisingly, with Gaz a quick second. Ghost and Price take a bit longer, but it's not until you actually start trying to date that they realize they all have feelings for you. It causes some tension at first until they talk it over. They already share and do things together, why not this too? They start sabotaging your dates, quietly at first but then it gets more and more obvious until they start making moves.

It's a bit confusing for you at first, but then you start to realize they're not so bad to have around. Big, protective, helpful, sweet men at your beck and call? Who wouldn't?

[willows-walkings]

I'm being unwillingly dragged back into my gravity falls phase

[moonstruckme]

Uh oh it's not Halloween anymore guess that means I have to change my theme.....rats

[saphiccarma]

To all the people who are posting depressing Agathario stuff and it keep appearing on my dash: GO AWAY

[aquaquadrant]

Thinking of Bravo promising to protect Timmy. Thinking of Timmy learning to trust and rely on Bravo relatively quick because he's gone unloved practically his whole life, and suddenly he's wanted? He doesn't need to know he's only a second choice to a version of him he couldn't feasibly ever live up to.

Thinking of a scenario in which Timmy is clearly struggling with his wings and asks Bravo if he knows anything to help. Thinking about the way a crow's wings have that gorgeous sheen to them, and how some even have hints of silver in their feathers. Thinking about how no matter how cared for Timmy will be, he'll always be Silver at Best and Never Gold.

An avian's pride is their wings, how would it feel to know even those are only second to someone else's?

why would you do this…

[longtallglasses]

okay actually it’s so fucked up that they made the sweet lovable everybody would die for them character ie Will the character with the sad pining and yearning plot line like that was Fucked Up of them.. EviL!!!! they chose that and here we all are I Am Not better for it!!!!

[lucius-in-the-walls]

The end of queerbaiting was supposed to give us happy gays living their happy gay lives. Instead we somehow got more heartbreak. Is this suffering ever gonna end?

[bitterfishiesstuff]

The over lap between The Bad Batch fandom and Transformers is much wider then I realized.

Yes I love transformers. No I am not going to start posting TF stuff here. Genuinely debating makeing a side blog, but if I'm honest I stopped half way through lost light and haven't been able to keep up since then.

[stephicness]

I've only seen this guy for a minute, and already he's my favorite hyperfixation.

[handern]

if I had a nickel for every time a main character in a podcast turned out to be a terrible father whose behavior impacted his child so badly he literally lost said child one way or another, and it destroyed his life so bad he started a journey away from earth I would have (counts on fingers) too many nickels. way too many. be better fathers

[cherries-in-wine]

What's your stream in school?

Physics chemistry and maths RAHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️❌❌❌❌ ILL KMS RAHHHH

[bluebird990]

Why is JJK so freaking depressing?? Why?? FOR WHAT??? I just watched the 18th episode and my day is fking RUINED 😭😭😭😭 I hate this anime

[ayupimqueen]

My sleepy rant about my fallout ocs i did instead of studying

Warning this is long af but I’m an idiot who likes uploading random stuff nobody reads

Time for a small rant about my ocs their stories and my love for the fallout universe everyone, I cant keep the thoughts on my head so yeah sorry

I think the reason I’ve started to grow so fond of fallout lately is because I find a lot more hope in it than in my life now.

I mean Fallout 3 is a really personal game to me because of some family issues that happened (and are still going on) when I first played the game (we’ll come back to this in a bit).

And now watching the world fcking rot before my eyes and not being able to do anything because despite what people think the reality is that a single person can’t change the world unless the people with money say so

And now when I play this games I just like to feel that maybe I still have a future despite what happens, because now I feel that it’s too late to save the world.

And I see the stories of the characters I created for this world, and how I’ve given each one of them a part of my life.

And then i noticed a pattern of you say.

All of my character (except for one), despite of what happens, have a happy ending related to something I want or that has happened to me:

Lets start with the odd one out: hope who just dies at the end.

Hope is probably my saddest character EVER (she’s suffered even more than my Minecraft oc and I used to think that was impossible) her dad leaves her, she is exiled from the vault, gets hated on by everyone, has the worst luck ever and feels alone always, then thers a bit of a break when she gets a friend but then she finds his dad and everything goes downhill to the point that even tho she has people with her she just feels alone.

I wont go deep on her story because i want to write it.

I’ll just say that from a certain point she knows she is going to d ie somehow, her friends try to stop it but she still dies, and for worse she dies because she wasn’t important to the brotherhood. She gave everything to everyone and people took advantage of her.

Her name is close to my deadname, and I based bits of her story and personality from how I felt at the time when I first played the game and even her looks are based off of me irl but in a “preattier” way that I used to want. So I guess she is a way of showing the shittier part of my life and how it’s kind of the part of me that I want to get rid off.

Then we have the other side of the coin: Reina

They started as an self insert oc that escalated into a bigger character that made me actually develop the other ocs

They are the contrary to Hope, mostly because they are based of my personality, issues and objectives that I have now. Also their looks are closer to both the persona I use online and what I wished I looked irl now. Their name is also just my chosen name but in Spanish and I chose a cool last name lmao. And she is from center Mexico because fuck yeah it’s my country lmao

Reina also has many issues, as their backstory is the exaggerated version of my mommy issues, but instead of a regular mom- genderless offspring thing i go trough Its a Evil selfish ahole rich mom vs rebel “daughter” who is neglected and abused. But the thing I like to focus on while thinking of their story, and the thing that is closer to my actual life, is her search for love.

They were raised by neglecting parents that litterary saw them as a “economic opportunity”, marring them to a narcissistic guy and shattering al their dreams.

Then they forget all of that thanks to the power of the script and amnesia trope and they get to meet Hancock, who ends up loving them and have character growth and all that jazz. (I’m writing the fic I swear I just don’t get to concentrate)

In the end Reina gets to be happy, as they represent the me I am today, while Hope dies as she is one of my most horrible moments. Both being an exaggerated version of what I lived because I’m a sucker for angst and hurt/confort stories.

Then is the sexy af middle ground i call Rose Garza.

She is a bit of a miscellaneous character, i made her from the north of Mexico because I lived there as a child and her design was just me creating a character based on some of the things I consider attractive and her personality is like the silly part of me.

The sad part of her strory isn’t based of something that happened to me or similar but something that works more for her character.

The one issue I gave her based on me is that she wants to have friends but she is either abandoned forgotten or legged out.

She also has the thing of finding a loved one but in a different people only like her for her looks way, but that doesn’t happen to me so yeah.

She is the silly one of the group I guess.

I can’t rant on Venus and Mars yet because I haven’t finished the first two games and I don’t even have the final name for my fallout 74 oc( they are totally hailing mothman tho lmao)

So yeah that my rant, im sleep deprived so sorry you all have to deal withe the parasites in my head lmao