#(jk i love it)

[irunaki]

here, have a mythically accurate crinkled tissue

my three month puppy, Odysseus, aka Odogsseus

You can see in his souless eyes that he's the monster

[bad-person-1810]

I cannot tell one funny story in the aa discord without being told I'm "phoenix coded" I hate it here

[taldigi]

throws self dramatically on the couch.. I cannot be..! in the center of this Yusuke drama..!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soaps-mohawk]

Ok so I've been marinating this in my head all day like kimchi or pizza sauce.

But! Pacific Northwest reader whose aunt just died and suddenly they have a gorgeous two-story home over in the UK but damn those taxes and shit are killer. They really want to stay, it's so nice and peaceful here. But there's no way their part-time remote salary is going to cover it.

Meanwhile 141 just lost their home base asbestos found in the walls or something. And sure they could take barrack accomodations but also fuck no. So Gaz sees an ad online a sweet little American is looking for 4 roommates. Well damn that seems like providence.

Que the sound "and they were all roommates"

Why can't this be my life 😭

It would be such an adjustment lol. Just four big buff military dudes on your doorstep looking for a place. I'd be intimidated as hell at first but they're polite and they clean up after themselves. Anything needs fixing up? Price is on it. Gaz cooks and introduces you to different kinds of food. Soap and Ghost are like an old married couple and keep you laughing. Need something heavy moved or lifted? You've got a line of four strong men to do it for you. Ghost definitely scares you quite a bit at first, and not even intentionally. He's just so big but he's so quiet. You consider putting a bell on him for a while.

Soap falls first, unsurprisingly, with Gaz a quick second. Ghost and Price take a bit longer, but it's not until you actually start trying to date that they realize they all have feelings for you. It causes some tension at first until they talk it over. They already share and do things together, why not this too? They start sabotaging your dates, quietly at first but then it gets more and more obvious until they start making moves.

It's a bit confusing for you at first, but then you start to realize they're not so bad to have around. Big, protective, helpful, sweet men at your beck and call? Who wouldn't?

[willows-walkings]

I'm being unwillingly dragged back into my gravity falls phase

[moonstruckme]

Uh oh it's not Halloween anymore guess that means I have to change my theme.....rats

[saphiccarma]

To all the people who are posting depressing Agathario stuff and it keep appearing on my dash: GO AWAY

[aquaquadrant]

Thinking of Bravo promising to protect Timmy. Thinking of Timmy learning to trust and rely on Bravo relatively quick because he's gone unloved practically his whole life, and suddenly he's wanted? He doesn't need to know he's only a second choice to a version of him he couldn't feasibly ever live up to.

Thinking of a scenario in which Timmy is clearly struggling with his wings and asks Bravo if he knows anything to help. Thinking about the way a crow's wings have that gorgeous sheen to them, and how some even have hints of silver in their feathers. Thinking about how no matter how cared for Timmy will be, he'll always be Silver at Best and Never Gold.

An avian's pride is their wings, how would it feel to know even those are only second to someone else's?

why would you do this…

[longtallglasses]

okay actually it’s so fucked up that they made the sweet lovable everybody would die for them character ie Will the character with the sad pining and yearning plot line like that was Fucked Up of them.. EviL!!!! they chose that and here we all are I Am Not better for it!!!!

[lucius-in-the-walls]

The end of queerbaiting was supposed to give us happy gays living their happy gay lives. Instead we somehow got more heartbreak. Is this suffering ever gonna end?

[bitterfishiesstuff]

The over lap between The Bad Batch fandom and Transformers is much wider then I realized.

Yes I love transformers. No I am not going to start posting TF stuff here. Genuinely debating makeing a side blog, but if I'm honest I stopped half way through lost light and haven't been able to keep up since then.

[stephicness]

I've only seen this guy for a minute, and already he's my favorite hyperfixation.

[handern]

if I had a nickel for every time a main character in a podcast turned out to be a terrible father whose behavior impacted his child so badly he literally lost said child one way or another, and it destroyed his life so bad he started a journey away from earth I would have (counts on fingers) too many nickels. way too many. be better fathers

[skzms]

rip to all the girls gays and theys with an oral fixation this era huh

[cherries-in-wine]

What's your stream in school?

Physics chemistry and maths RAHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️❌❌❌❌ ILL KMS RAHHHH

[bluebird990]

Why is JJK so freaking depressing?? Why?? FOR WHAT??? I just watched the 18th episode and my day is fking RUINED 😭😭😭😭 I hate this anime