#(it’s been like a week)

[thepenultimateword]

Prompt #241

“Welcome, what can I get for you to—”

Customer interrupted the barista with a gently raised hand. “I heard you make…other things here?”

Barista cocked their head, confusion painted across their entire face. “Other things?”

“N-not coffee. Like…” they lowered their voice into a whisper. “…stronger? In the…heart area?” They burned as they said it. Did they get the wrong place? Or was there more than one barista? They were an idiot. They shouldn’t have—“

“Oooh, you want a Lavender Bliss.”

“What? No? Maybe? I…I..”

The Barista slid a new menu into their hand, palm-sized completely different from the one posted on the wall. “Why don’t you give that a quick look?”

They winked.

Customer heart beat almost painfully against their ribs; for several second they barely understood the items they skimmed. Eventually their eyes fixed on a picture of cloudy purple drink that took up most of the top right corner of the page. Among the couple lines of description the words “love”, “permanent”, and “instantaneous” stood out most.

Oh. So they did need a Lavender Bliss.

[the-goose-caboose]

There are worms in my brain eating away core memories and replacing them with the Magnus archives

[anchoeritic]

do i have a crush on this limp dick fuck or am i sex deprived.. welcome to another part of my series called “is she for real???”

[tadpolesonalgae]

The Fic [***]

It’s becoming pretty long, and yes, these are all from the same piece <3

Smut

‘ His lips quirked upward, “‘let you go’?” He echoed. “Over the edge?” He drawled, amusement dancing in his eyes as your own narrowed, fighting against crying or desperately pleading for him to continue his ministrations. “Let me go,” you repeated, eyes welling with tears. ’

‘ Azriel’s lips grazed along your skin as you rose onto your knees, his mouth between your breasts, kissing softly at the skin below your collar bones. “So pretty,” he breathed, as if he could print the words there. “I wish these were your last moments, if only so that I could know you died with me.” ’

‘ You swallowed when his canines grazed over the thrum of your pulse. “So soft,” he murmured, lips brushing against your inner wrist.

“Mother save me…” Your lower lip was trembling.

“The Mother can’t reach you here,” he spoke tenderly. “The only deity here, is you.” ’

[heavenintact]

the return of boyish

[fandoms-spamdom]

Going through extreme caffeine withdrawals

[minjimunji]

bi 4 bi percabeth,,,,, 👉👈

[neon-danger]

THAT DRAFT STILL HASNT FUCKING POSTED????

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!

(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)

[maibeloved]

Guess who is back in their gravity falls phase! (After it being dormant for almost a decade!)

[doctorsiren]

OBJECTION! - Ace Attorney, but in Legos that I 3D modeled myself

[snarkspawn]

based ofc on this

[mambodork]

All the budget went into making the snails

[sunlit-mess]

coping real hard

[arr-jim-lad]

i cant even properly explain how it emotionally affects me when my cat comes up to me for cuddles. small creature walks up to me, a giant, in search of a gentle touch, because he trusts me completely. that is what love is. that is what the universe is built for. i want to cry

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.