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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 9 days ago

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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care

#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis #something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario #and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups #this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good #want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room #and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support #they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers #and it's Not The One You Think #oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart #emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen #so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room #(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons #they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways #(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist #and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history #“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you #i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but

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luckyartdrawer · 3 months ago

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100 FOLLOWERS MILESTONE!!! MER AU!!!

Y'all chose the MER AU to celebrate, and so say hello to some fishy boys! They are all quite happy to see you, though some seem to show it more than others!

Cookie cutter shark Sun can't wait to take a bite- I mean- erm- rather a hug out of you! Either way he's quite excited!

Threadfin Eclipse would rather all eyes be on him, but he would settle for just yours! His colors shifts in every way, he's hoping your eyes won't stray!

Jellyfish Moon doesn't mean to be so imposing -- towards you anyways. He just wants to see you and everyone happens to be in the way!

This is technically a PT 1 to the celebration, as we have a Royal AU to roll out the red carpet for as well due to a tie in the poll!

PT 2 is made!

vvv Sketch/line art and yapping below!!! vvv

Sketch/Line art

Hehehe I just had to share. I am so proud of how the lines came out. Sketch cleaned up as lineart method my beloved.

Uagh I keep looking back and seeing so many things I could do. I might update the images secretly one day, but for now I think I need to let it be free in the world before I just never finish lol

Welcome to my yap sesh! Thank you all for being here, I hope the wait was worth it! <3 I am very proud of this and spent soooo so long rendering it. (What was i thinking doing 3 characters end my suffering /J)

Here's some random factoids about these sillies!

Sun: Born in the depths. He is a dime of dozen of cookie cutter sharks, all of them insistent of taking chunks out of anything and anyone they can find. Sun at least has some restraint when it comes to mers he likes, but he always wants just one nibble! Sun tends to warm up fast to mers that give him a speck of attention and care. Cookie cutter shark mers are known to link up with mates as soon as possible, but Sun insists that he hasn't found the perfect fit yet. No one is tasty enough for it! Everyone needs to compliment the other! Sun is the fastest of the 3, relying solely on his speed and jumping out of hiding spots to catch prey. His sharp claws pierces easily and the long webbing between his fingers makes it really easy to ensnare prey in his grasp!

Moon: Born in the depths. Jellyfish mers are rather uncommon, being known as a mostly solitary species. Unlike their animal counterparts, Jellyfish mer go alone after maturing, not even inclined to search for a mate, though they can if they so desire. They live the longest of any mer species. Their transparent bodies keep their form hidden from prey as their bioluminescence lures them in. Moon is the slowest of the 3, but it does not matter to him. To hunt, he floats in a comfortable spot, amping up his bioluminescence and fanning out his ribbons to attract prey. If a victim gets within his vicinity, his ribbons will quickly wrap and tangle around them, sending painful stings and intense damage to the prey. While effective, there are times the mer will sit in one spot for days having not attracted any food. He can hunt directly like other mers, but he'd have to rely on his transparency over speed in order to get close enough to catch them, his melded fingers make it even harder to grasp prey directly.

Eclipse: Isn't actually born a deep sea mer but spent most of his life in the depths after finding out how delicious specific creatures are and how much attention his looks get him. His skin and scales are iridescent and he loves to flaunt them when he can. Eclipse tends to be very carefree, though also the most gentle when interacting with other mers. He is inclined to view anyone as a potential friend or more due to being omnivorous, though no many has caught his full, dedicated attention. He's not territorial, not competitive, and doesn't care where he goes as he can eat just about anything. Hunting wise he is the most tactical, using his colors and thick ribbons to lure and confuse prey. He isn't the fastest nor the slowest, but his long hands increase his likelihood of catching prey he otherwise would have been a little too slow to grasp.

Yeah i.... I ended up having a lot of fun coming up with these guys

Especially moon, those of you who know KNOW, but man... my moon bias is so strong.

I even have this cute expression idea where he can control how his cap looks and uses it for his own protection. When sometimes when sleeping or defensive, he will tuck in his tail, arms, and sometimes his ribbons within the cap and then, like a string bag, it closes off his entire body from the world. He's in his own cap bubble!!! When embarrassed or trying to physically interact with someone without fear of hurting them, he'll tuck in his ribbons and scrunch his cap around his head. He'll look a bit silly, and you can't touch his face, but you can hug him safely and play with the soft round cap that now encases his head. (His tail/neck ribbons have no stinging abilities, they're just glowy for lure purposes!) his coloration is mostly inspired by the Man-O-War but his species is more fantasy then based off only that like the other two are with their respective fish, so that's why I just call him simply a Jellyfish for now :3

Sorry about that... I still love all 3 of these goobas and have ideas for them though! Maybe one day I'll get a fic going for them, not saying anytime soon because I have TOO MANY to work on rn, but just know they are swimming in my head.

So many ideas, so little time......

Once again THANK YOU ALL!!! It is so lovely to see y'all here despite my whacky upload schedules. I always tell myself I should make more simple things sometimes just so I can get the ideas out faster, but then my hands always do something else smh. Hope you all find this art and my future works quite delectable! <333

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tea-tuesday · 11 months ago

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06/13/2024

i'm trying to strike a balance between complaining and uh... not complaining but it's so hard😭 civil procedure has come back to bite me in the ass. it was my lowest grade in law school and one of the densest/most abstract subjects i've encountered, so i am absolutely terrified and shaking in my boots. i'm staying positive, however, and will not let it crush my spirit !!!

#all the names of the motions blur together im so- and i just hate when diff states crop up because u know i am NOT paying attention #ive fallen behind behind because i hate civ pro sooo much and had a meltdown on my bed last night #this might be the one topic i'm taking the L on and moving onto the others😭😭😭😭😭😭 but i say that about almost everything lmao #studyblr #tea-tuesday #studyspo #study inspiration #mine #studying #study #study motivation #b*r pr*p

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russell-crowe · 11 months ago

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robin williams as john keating in dead poets society (1989)

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backpackingspace · 5 months ago

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Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something

Some random guy: your majesty----

Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.

#the odyssey #epic the musical #Odysseus #Penelope #Odypen #Post-canon my beloved #Odysseus tried to hold court exactly one time before he 1. Realized he's very out of date with everything and #2. Remembered that these meetings sucked so much #Odysseus then quickly climbed into his wife's lap and was like penelopes been ruling for 20 years she's got this #The first time someone tried to insist that it wasn't acceptable for penelope to answer ody nearly killed the guy #Nobody tried to force the issue after that #The only time odysseus sits up to contribute is to be like 'no no we can take that route now I killed the monster that lived there years ag #This is not to say he isn't listening and paying attention! He is! He's just scoping everybody's out #Noticing who's more pushy when they're trying to deal with penelope than they are with him #He's got twenty years of politics to catch up on! And he's going to be sneaky about it #Odysseus post return gaining a reputation for being uninvolved and uncaring only to pull the rug out from underneither the other person #Penelope is a okay with this for many many reasons #First off her system is one of beauty and the fact that her husband didn't spend all her hard work to take back over the second he came bac #Is rare and penelope is grateful everyday for who she married #Second she gets to show off look at how well she did odysseus look at how clever she is ody ody watch as I scam these people isn't that hot #(It is and yes of course odysseus was watching)#Penelope enjoying how odysseus lays out over her like a lazy lion #It scratches her possessive side to show him off like this and she gets to play with his hair #Telemachus attending some of these meetings to learn (tm) and spending the whole time deeply embarrassed #Odypen being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love

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angelmush · 3 months ago

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magenta smoothie 4 breakfast, vibrant vase of tulips 4 my gf, black dragon dog 4 sharing the couch with, and a big stack of notebooks 4 writing

#i love my life <333 #how’s everyone’s morning going?#trying to Take Care in the midst of this nightmare that is the united states #the grief is never ending !!!!!!!!#but i am trying very very very hard not to let despair win #and so i made a smoothie #w lots and lots of mango and pineapple and a couple huge sweet cherries #and i’m tucking myself away to write and knit for the day without expectation #i’m not even dressed yet and it’s almost 9:30 #i got sleep like real sleep for the first time in a week last night too #and so i’m feeling a little better abt resting so much #the ptsd has been pretty rough recently #in that way where i’m replaying my worst memories on a screen in my head and can’t stop it #it demands my attention unless i’m watching tv and knitting and reading all at once LOL #like turning everything off and facing it while lying down trying to sleep is . harrowing #it’s awful #BUT i knocked myself out w sleep meds last night and woke up feeling a lot more capable of regulating after a week of staying up until 4:30 #so #i’d say things are on the up and up #we got a pretty little silver dusting of new snow again last night #and the SUN is out!!!!#big blue sky #no thick gray cloud blanket to speak of #anyway if you read all this for some reason #tell me how your morning has been #in my comments or dms or asks #i’d really love to know :)#love you!!#personal

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halfbaked00q · 3 months ago

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Im soooo weak to when Bond is like casually being used or exploited at his expense for some ostensible Greater Good except the situation doesn't HAVE to come to that, not really, and he's so inured and even numb to it that he barely pays it any mind; meanwhile, Q absolutely minds and is very indignant on his behalf and works overtime to like either try to avert or forestall the situation before it gets to the point where Bond has to dig his own claws into more of his soft underbelly to offer up on the sacrificial alter of politics of all tawdry things, or to manufacture a way in which he does the needless "needful" so as to spare Bond at least one unnecessary additional wound upon his psyche.

bonus if Bond finds out and maybe after being angry or indignant about it - I don't need you to do my job for me, Q, this is what I'm here to do - and either Q tells him/lets slip or he deduces that like, this isn't Q thinking he can't get the job done, this is Q finding him precious and worthy of protecting, and like. he's just very in awe of that and does in fact feel very safe and cherished within the cradle of his Quartermaster's regard

#00q #of like... yes it's constant surveillance. but also it's like. constantly having a companion & constantly having an all-seeing eye #looking out for you and reaching out to influence your life #I'd imagine it's very like religion (*puts a Bond thought bubble on this*)#it's the Take Me to Church-ism of it all #lmao I didn't start this off as a web-weaving but now I'm weaving it into a web #but yeah in this fic - looked it up it's Playing the Part - this other rando agent is like. is he in your ear rn? the Quartermaster?#and the guy is like. I don't know how you handle it‚ being under his watch all the time. I know he's supposed to be your guardian angel but #I hope I never come to his attention‚ I don't want him to care enough to know a thing about me.#and it's sooo so interesting in the context of Q and this like. pathological need for omniscience we often assign him #cuz yeah it COULD be very oppressive and overbearing #but like. I think it complements Bond's Ambiguous Disorders a lot bc it WOULD read to Bond as Caring #like so much of his life doesn't belong to himself anyway so a lot of the puppeting is old hat #but what a novelty to have someone who does it not because they want something from him or because of what he can do for them #but because they care so deeply about *him* as to want to do right by him and look out for his well-being #also sidebar'ing back but like there's a lot stupid about Business English but 'do the needful' is probably one of if not THE dumbest thing #I've ever heard or seen in my life. like. absolute epitome of garbage bullshit bureaucracy-speak nonsense and I know I'm getting into dicey #territory cuz despite whatever origin it may have had it's seen more today as an Indianism. but still like in and of itself it's such #a dumb phrase. and speaks to such a height of bureacracy & it's like. you don't have to say it like that. there are other words you can use #okay anyway. back to 00q #somehow I've brought this into 'blasphemy but make it sexy. as a treat' lmao but yeah... Q as Bond's wrathful & jealous God....#WAIT another web weaving. Ulysses when Bond is like. no not a guardian angel. Q is his patron deity his household god. mm yes *chefs kiss*

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dizzybizz · 2 months ago

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i am not even finished w the 3.0 quest bro

#bro drawings been so hard uhm for a month now ig what the hell #only even remotely finished thing ive drawn lately yaya #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr mydei #me whenever hoyo gives me a shirtless man: ok but what if i beamed him rq #also you will never see sculpted abs drawn by me #my art #it feels like i havent done anything at all?? ive been waht. playing sdv. a little hsr. tried drawing? mostly just relistening to malevolen #i keep meaning to sit down n bingeplay a buncha hsr quests cus theres so much ive let pile up but for some reason my brain is so insane abt #hsr specifically??? liek i need to sit down n give it 150% of my attention. my brain takes it so seriously its so stupid. n i play for mayb #3 hours of just quest n then i dont pick it back up until like next month its so dumb omfg pls i jkust want to play. like a normal person #anyways whatever doesnt matter fom update is soon n i am actively losing my mind. i need to mentally prep for that ugghdfghksdflshskjhhabgd #maybe im too hard on myself

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essektheylyss · 3 months ago

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I do think some of the handwringing I've seen about "hate" is funny because from what I can tell, even on twitter people are being surprisingly civil. The cast hasn't even had to make a big announcement clarifying a situation because everyone misinterpreted something and worked themselves into a furor. It took less than 12 hours after the c2 finale before Matt and Liam were like, "Uh, what do you mean, we literally said on stream Caleb and Essek get together." But there's also been a significant shift online since then to the point where anything short of "the precious baby blorbos were treated so niceys :3" is considered vicious hate, for some reason*, so I can't say I'm really surprised.

#*narrator voice: the reason was anti-intellectualism.#god tbt when everyone was like 'I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DIDN'T COMMIT TO THE GAY SHIP. COWARDS'#WHILE beauyasha existed. first of all.#and then when they clarified suddenly everyone was like 'UM HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THAT I WAS SLEEP DEPRIVED'#and it's like look. at a certain point if you know you're exhausted and prone to crankiness you gotta take a step back my dude.#you have to be like 'well I will check if I missed something later when I am not falling over' and then like. go to bed.#instead of spiraling out of control on the dash and getting everyone else worked up #like you are allowed to do that you are your own person on the internet and I don't control you but #if you get defensive when called about it I am allowed to tell you you should take some fucking responsibility for your choices #and also grow the fuck up.#cr spoilers #cr discourse

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turtleblogatlast · 11 months ago

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[ cw: referenced mind control / parasites / intrusive thoughts (only in the tags) / ]

(This is just a fun “what if” so bear with me-) I know we make mention of the potential for Krang remnants to be stuck with Raph and/or Donnie, but Mikey and Leo also had a moment with the other two where a type of Krang goop was crawling beneath their skin (this being immediately after Raph broke free.)

So I raise you the potential for all four of them to have a bit of that Krang parasite on them…and for that to have unforeseen consequences.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #yeah I remember that moment where the boys were all confined after Raph broke free and I’m shocked it doesn’t get brought up more tbh #maybe I’m remembering it wrong? but I swear they have Krang gunk crawling beneath their skin #it was darker Krang goo than normal so maybe that’s why it didn’t spark as much attention but hey - Krang goo is Krang goo and angst thrive #something in particular that’s been on my mind is the very very scary potential of like #okay so- you know how the Krang have a hivemind?#well…Krang One’s main sworn goal was moved from taking over the earth…to focusing on Leo alone to take his wrath #and…so…#not a fun time for anyone!#intrusive thoughts from every bro whispered by the Krang parasites in their heads #all of them - Leo included - having to refrain from wanting to harm Leo as that’s the last ‘goal’ the Krang had #mAY BE TOO DARK BUT MY MIND SAID HAHHA WHAT IF

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rascallyrose92 · 4 months ago

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Just gonna drop this here and leave.

#sonic the hedgehog #amy rose #sonic x #metarex saga #sonamy #she can take care of herself but sonic wants to take care of her #also why would they keep Amy and Sonic’s hug out of focus when they’ve had no problem animating it before #unless iT WASN’T JUST A HUG!!!#LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I BRING YOUR ATTENTION TO SONAMYS FIRST ON SCREEN KISS #that wasn’t part of an Amy daydream #one of my fav things abt early 2000s Sonic is how they developed Amy and Sonics relationship so subtly #this and the Amy dress scene were my fav shipping moments #oh and when Sonic was looking up at Amy #all flustered and stuff #but when he was scratching his ear he found the listening device #that Eggman planted on him #they took the attention off of Sonic’s lovestruck gaze so gracefully

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otaku553 · 1 year ago

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More reluctant king sabo au! I realized recently that this au is an excellent excuse for drawing sabo in pretty outfits that he would be absolutely miserable in :)