#(insert evil grinch smile)

[oppositeslut]

yes.......yes .......an idea is brewing......

[bootycallin]

would yall dig a part 2

B(W)ETTER THAN ME !?

꩜ .ᐟ basically: vi hears from you that it's practically impossible for you to cum without having your clit played with, and guys never seem to find it to begin with. she takes that as a challenge.

cw: female reader with female anatomy. close friend vi. you can read this as modern au if you want, idfk. strap usage. doggy and then into another position idk the name of. manhandling. mentions of edging. petnames (doll, baby, etc.). overstimulation? squirting. very self indulgent if you couldn't tell. no plot just pôrn.

a/n; shoutout to my girls who are literally impossible to please without playing w they clit, we fightin for our lives over here. don’t expect a lot of pretty looking posts like this, i got excited. again, if any stuffs missing, pls tell me!! hope u like it…

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"oh, really, doll?" it was an innocent conversation at first, you swore it was. you really don't know how it wound up with you bent over, face down ass up in your bed. your dearest friend, vi, right behind you. pounding into you. "it's frustrating," you said. "i can never cum from somebody just fucking me. no guy even knows that the clit exists either." you had been around vi enough to confide in her, even with your most intimate stories and complaints. what you didn't know is that by saying that, you inadvertantly challenged her.

"fuck, vi, wait--" you gasp, hand clumsily reaching behind you, feeling up her hipbone to her hard abs, glistened with sweat. "break. break. break." she had been plowing into you for what felt like hours now. realistically, it might only be a few minutes, but it's far longer than any other dude you had a fling with. for a second you wonder what the fuck she's eating to have this sort of stamina, because it sure as hell isn't human. "hurts?" she asked you, tone way too kind and sweet for the position she had you in. "no," you pant. "just... just gimme a sec--" it didn't hurt. quite the opposite-- it felt amazing. like nirvana except maybe ten times filthier. she was pounding you to cloud nine and back and gods, it felt good, but you still hadn't cum. right, she didn't play with your clit once. because she has to prove a point! she doesn't care how long shes gonna spend plowing into you with this goddamn strap, she wants to give you the best orgasm of your life, clit untouched. right now, for somebody that had never done this-- it was torture. a constant build-up, her tip repeatedly kissing the deepest places inside you until you felt like she was in your guts, rubbing against your slick walls, filling you up so good. it was too much, but not enough at the same time.

you didn't know, but she was being tortured too. she silently vowed to herself the moment she manhandled you onto your bed that she would not cum until you did. so, she's just sorta been edging herself for the past, like, seven minutes. may the higher lords of sex bless doggy, because were you to see her face right now, her ego would be destroyed. sweaty, red, nearly teary-eyed.

"want me to sto-"

"no," you answer just a tad too quickly. she cracks an amused huff at that, hands trailing up and down the curve of your ass, squeezing the plump flesh.

"fuck- just- gh!-"

you didn't have to finish the goddamn sentence, because when you were about to, vi has your wrists in her hands, pulling back and slamming forward into you with a guttural growl. it’s harsher, it’s meaner, and it feels so goddamn good.

you don't even realize what's happening until your back presses against her chest. she pulled you up against her, hands still wrapped tightly together as she rut into you. with the closer proximity, her face buried into the crook of your neck. you could hear her panting, groaning, growling with every smack of her hips against yours. oh, and she could hear every little cry that came from you when she rut into that little spot you always found hard to reach.

oh, vi. shit, fuck, fuck me, yes. oh, she's gonna be dreaming about you for a while after this.

"viii!--" you whine, throwing your head back. there it was again, that heat bubbling in your stomach like a boiling pot, ready to boil over. it was stronger. far stronger. your head was fuzzy with the feeling.

"shit, vi-- fuck, fuck, fuck, i think i-"

"close, doll?" she growled. she just barely gives you the time to respond, shuffling a bit so she could angle her hips up, and oh-

"vi!" found it. head first (literally) ramming into that gooey, sensitive and swollen bundle of nerves, the good old g. bet none of those guys were able to find it, huh, baby?

she growls into your shoulder when she feels your stubby little nails scratch at her lower abdomen, where she held your wrists back tight. you were close, she was close, she could feel it. perfect.

"vi, wait, shiiit!--" you cry out, but she's not stopping. it's too much to process, unlike anything you've ever felt before. you can feel the pressure building exponentially, your abused little cunt spasming around her cock, clenching so tight she nearly finds it hard to move if it weren't for the drippy slick running down your folds. it's strange, and for a second you're worried with the pressure building in your bladder, only to send shocks up to your clit.

"fuck, shit, it's weird, vi--" your head lolls back against her shoulder, jaw hanging open as you let out wanton cries and babbles.

"it's 'right, baby. jus' let go, come on..." she doesn't know if shes talking to you or herself. but she knows it works--

you finally cum with a dragged out whine of her name (that almost sounded like a scream, to be fair. she's surprised your throat isn't hoarse). you swear you black out for a second, vision going white as you feel like you explode into pleasured little pieces. and--

oh. oh.

the splashing of that milky, yet watery liquid, gushing all over her cock. damn, that's fucking hot. you should see yourself from her point of view. not only does she make you cum, she makes you squirt. vi takes that as enough victory to rut into you until she reaches her own orgasm-- which, to be fair, doesn't take too long since she's been on the edge of cumming for the past few minutes. she buries her face into your shoulder, eyes screwed shut. it still steals a few more whimpers and whines from you--and from her too, but she manages to hide them by biting your shoulder with a grunt.

too weak by both of your highs to keep upright, she ends up sitting back down onto the mattress, letting go of your arms only to wrap her own around your waist, cinching you two closer from behind. her strap has long since slipped out of you, leaving you dripping and empty, but ultimately satisfied.

"enjoy yourself?" you need a few minutes to come to and fro, blinking a few times before you see where vi is looking and look towards the direction, only to see the darkened, wet spot of your own making on you sheets. fuck.

"oh shit, that's--" you sound embarrassed, and she's quick to cut you off.

"it's fine, baby. just glad you enjoyed yourself." she chuckled. gods, she's so sweet when she wants to be. she runs her hands over your sides, kissing your nape.

"but you owe it to me, was that not the best orgasm of your life?" she whispers into your ear, her hand trailing down and down and down, until her ring and middle finger press against your twitchy clit, earning a sharp gasp from you.

"imagine what i could do playing with this pretty thing, though?"

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[321spongebolt]

With this year turning out to be a big year for The Grinch (given the release of the new book, "How the Grinch Lost Christmas", and other sorts of Grinch-themed merchandise), I thought I would use that opportunity to discuss my other Dr. Seuss OC, The Golden Ghost. The Golden Ghost is the Grinch's evil henchman who loves money. He can shapeshift into different Whos and rob their every last cent with whatever scam he comes up with. I based my OC off of Greed, which is one of the seven deadly sins, and at some point like 2007-2008, I decided to give my character "Star Wars" qualities like wearing Darth Vader's helmet and using a red lightsaber, and giving him sith powers, and having some of his background music based on John Williams' score for each "Star Wars" movie he did, including associated films like "Rogue One". I even gave Golden Ghost henchmen of his own called "Who-dlums", which consist of bandits, bank robbers, thieves, swindlers, thugs, and any form of criminal in Whoville who also likes money, diamonds, and gold. They make their debut in "Grinch Night", which also marks the debut of the Golden Ghost in his Darth Vader getup. To compliment this, the Who-dlums dress up as Storm Troopers. And in the theatrical films, they too dress up as Christmas elves. Down below is my character's bio.

NAME

The Golden Ghost

FRANCHISE

Dr. Seuss' "The Grinch"

BIO

The theatrical films reveal that he found the Grinch as he stumbled on Mt. Crumpit at a young age and raised him. The Golden Ghost loves spoiling his boss to the point where the Grinch would call him his henchman. The Grinch encourages the Golden Ghost to rob banks (mainly for gold) and make the Whos' lives miserable so his boss doesn't have to. And because he's a ghost, The Golden Ghost can get away with just about any crime he commits. His main goal is to give the Grinch anything the Whos have that he doesn't have.

PERSONALITY

The Golden Ghost is greedy and conniving. His temper is just as sour as his boss's, and he hates seeing Whos spending money on thrifty things he doesn't have. He's also sadistic, menacing, and violent. In the Dr. Seuss Cinematic Universe, The Golden Ghost has medical qualities added to him such as performing oral surgery to steal golden teeth. He is also able to revive the Grinch if he passes out from high blood pressure.

PERSONALITY IN THE LIVE ACTION FILM

The Golden Ghost doesn't change much, but unlike how we normally see the Grinch where he's supportive to his henchman and loves him over Max, The Grinch gets mad at the Golden Ghost more than he does to Max. The Golden Ghost is also more reckless and slightly dumb, which attributes to why his boss insults him.

COPYRIGHT

The Golden Ghost © 321SPONGEBOLT (Me) for "The Grinch"

[novella-november]

How it feels getting to insert a very Big Foreshadowing Event right in front of your protagonist who's too caught up in their own worldview to actually comprehend what they're seeing and acknowledging as a part of their world as much as the law of gravity is a part of human reality and this scene will come back to hit them in the face later as the cognitive dissonance is finally spelled out to them and they can't ignore the contradictions anymoreL

[ID: a gif of the old cartoon Grinch by Dr. Seuss, showing the grinch as he slowly smiles evilly, his smile unnaturally wide and his hair curling and uncurling to show his evil delight. end ID]

[night-faye]

(insert evil grinch smile) How I feel seeing you angst over Macky knowing even worse is to come with SunBurst Duo >:) And nah, that is ENTIRELY purposeful, like it's the SAME line and yes! You got it, the same chains ;D We totally suspect Wukong might've had Macky trapped in chains too, huh? REALLY makes you wonder what happened for Macky to get killed later........oddly enough, the chains here are fully golden, whether because Wukong is using them OR because that's how they respond to someone's "magic color." aka MK's. Interestingly enough ;) when LBD catches Macky, the chains, despite being blue, are turning purple from the bottom to the wrists- Also lmao, seriously. Why are villains obsessed with tying and toying with that monkey. Anyways, this sure is weird!! How did Macky cut Nine off from the Chaos? He did a little shadow zoop and somehow magnetized the power right back at himself, stole a little of it, it seems, and you see him hide it under his hand and that's how he's able to explode there 🤔 We've seen him steal power before, but its strange.....eh keep watching :)

[zevrans-archive]

my therapist: homelander (the boys, 2019) isn’t real, he can’t hurt you

homelander: 

[regiqoa]

2, 5, 9 and 12 for the recent ask game, please! I wanna hear your concerns about any F/O you want to talk about! Happy Easter!!

Dude, THANK YOU. I choose my Champion Leon and fuck it, I'm going all out here.

2) On what do you disagree with other fans of your f/o?

First off: STOP CALLING HIM A HIMBO! Being bad with directions does not make a person devoid of or even defines one's intelligence, for crying out loud! Leon is an incredibly well-rounded and well-developed character and I find it so annoying how the fandom just reduces his entire character to just being bad with directions because they WANT him to be a himbo. I mean, never mind the fact that he's an adored Champion of a region, an amazing big brother to his little brother Hop, how he keeps showing up during your journey whenever an impediment or interruption occurs so you can continue your Gym Challenge without any inconveniences and he deals with the problem like the peace-keeping Champion he is, how he's a very talented battler and a showman AND is shown to be very smart and observant! Here is an incomplete list of times Leon was smart/intelligent:

He is observant enough to tell how much Hop has grown since the last time they saw each other.

He stayed Champion for 10 years. In other words, he learns from every battle he's been in just from pure observation and calculated thinking.

He literally raised Hop, by himself.

This might be just me but I think this "no sense of direction" thing Leon got going on is implied to be an act to amuse Hop (at least in the games only). I mean, Leon had no trouble finding Hop and the player in Slumbering Weald at the beginning of the game.

Second off: He's cisgender and it's canon. Evidence: He has a shirtless scene in the anime (in which not only is his chest very masculine and built but there's also no top surgery scars) and he is seen as a child several times (in which he's not a girl or referred to as one).

In other words, STOP SAYING THAT HE'S TRANS!!! This is going to blow y'all's minds but cis men can have bulging chests, too! Jesus fucking Christ, just stop, it's gross and it's fetishisation at its finest.

5) What’s the dumbest thing you’ve heard about your f/o, either on the internet or irl?

Hoo boy... Two things in one, and they're both about his Sygna Suit in Pokemon Masters: Not only that it makes him gay JUST BECAUSE of how much skin it shows (so much for "clothes don't define one's sexuality, let alone gender", am I right?) but also that he "finally learned to dress himself because of how amazing it (the Sygna Suit) is". Like... Can you guys MAYBE function in this fandom without infantilising Leon and act like he can't dress himself like he's a child and not like the grown-ass adult that he is? That's fucking CREEPY AND GROSS.

9) Do you distance yourself from other fans of your f/o or their source?

Not always, but I gotta tread very lightly in this fandom as to not only stay away from all the stuff I mentioned above but also from the RaiLeon/TrueRivalShipping shippers that just dON'T TAG THEIR FUCKING SHIT.

12) Aren’t you tired of being nice? This is an excuse to rant.

*Insert the Grinch's evil smile here* Hee hee hee hee hee hee, time to be BRUTALLY HONEST~

The amount of hypocrisy in this fandom, especially regarding Leon, is AS-TOUN-DING. It's like-

Y'all: Clothes don't define a person's gender or their sexuality! Stereotypes shouldn't be used to judge somebody's sexuality or their gender, that's problematic! What one wears and how one talks says nothing about who they are! People are diverse!

Also y'all: lol there's nothing heterosexual or cisgender about that sygna suit leon is gay and trans sorry i don't make the rules uwu

You are basically digging y'all's graves. When that comes back to bite y'all in the butt, don't come saying I didn't warn you, 'k? And I highly doubt y'all portray Leon as trans for "representation" because if y'a'll TRULY cared about canon trans characters, you'd bring light to characters that are ACTUALLY trans, not turn a canon cis character into one. Furthermore, the overwhelming majority of fanart coming from artists who headcanon Leon as transsexual is him being portrayed with those monster-sized tits and it's fucking fetishising, gross and just atrocious.

Most RaiLeon/TrueRivalShipping shippers are low-key racist and it shows in their works: more often than not, Raihan is portrayed as this violent and feral black man who has a fetish for subduing and seeing Leon suffer and considering the bigoted stereotype that black people are violent... Yeah.

Oh, and there's also the part of this fandom who love calling Leon a slutty manwhore because of his Sygna Suit, too, and the double standards are SHOWING. I'm telling you this fandom would NEVER dare to say the same thing about a female character. Pretty sure it would be treated as a sin worst than lust itself.

I rest my case.

RAILEON SHIPPERS AND SJWS DNI

[sourstars]

ok hello lovely pandora finally i am back let's do this

omg yOU GET IT KFJSKJDJS YEAH KITA LOVING READER SO MUCH AFTER HAVING KNOWN YOU FOR SO LONG him having that fond look in his eyes when he sees you happy with atsumu bc he truly sincerely wants your happiness and his heart aching for you that you cant be with him bc both your parents want you and kita to get married LIKE YEAH THE WAY THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER GETS MISUNDERSTOOD BY EVERYONE AROUND THEM and jfksjd their difference in beliefs with kita wanting to do whats best for the kingdom, but reader wanting to do whats best for the both of them

and yeahh them having that conversation and they both agree theyre not meant to love each other like that and having that "we'll figure this out together" moment but platonically (i felt like platonic might be an understatement and it got me thinking of the 7 greek types of love, and i think reader and kita would be the truest embodiment of philia, meaning intimate authentic friendship)

mykfksjdksj imagine them confiding in each other after that!!!!!!!!! kita, who probably would never speak about his true feelings if not for reader, who bothers him until he does, talking about the person he's in love with the tiniest lovestruck smile on his face as he tells reader what they did today, what book they talked about, etcetc ANDANDAND him teasing reader in return; his eyes bright and slightly mischievous for once as he sends atsumu to "keep her safe" even though their kingdom is one of the safest around, poking fun at her for blushing when atsumu calls her beautiful...... IM GONNA SCREAM pandorapANDORA WHAT ARE YOU THINKING TELL ME

fjdckdk idk how else to explain my thought so ther than like... sharing knowing glances across the ballroom, whispers of “do i have to?” to reader when kita is expected to have a dance with them and reader says smth like “i’ll step on your toes to get you out of it, don’t worry” or “would you rather our heads on spikes?”

or like.... having a social event and atsumu is standing gaurd behind reader like >:( the whole time and everyone just thinks he’s the most stern guard ever but you come skipping up to him and whisper things like “if you are nice to everyone for the rest of the evening, i’ll sneak out to the gardens tonight and we can have our picnic” and sudddnly he’s :))))) for the next week and a half and you and kits exchange glances like “okay now what about (insert kita’s l.i name). what do we do next?” but it’s less confusing glance and a more >:) *evil grinch smile* one LMAOO

omg okay but imagine theres duties reader must attend to alone and so atsumu and kita are just awkwardly standing next to each other while reader says goodbye like “you can both get along for a day without me, right? great, see you soon!” and they’re just so.... adorably awkward around each other LMAO i think they would have a heart to heart but it’s like... the guy version of saying “i would die for them” and it’d probably be in the most weird fashion like... “i broke my arm for them once.” “i almost got disowned for them once.” “okay, you win.” BAHAHAHA