#(imagine he plays with the kazoo and gets startled by the noise

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@rosetintedgunman​ asked ;

The coast is clear, which means it's time for Wilford! He pats a badge onto Dark's chest, one that is neither stuck nor pinned on and could be easily removed if he wanted to. The badge was white with a black "10" written in bold on it. Little blue stars decorated the background. "Happy birthday! I gotcha somethin' special!" The envelope had a little bump inside it, which was revealed to be a voucher. "This voucher entitles the holder to CAUSE TROUBLE" was written in Wilford's handwriting... and a kazoo was taped onto the back of it. Be free.

Happy Birthday

A total of TEN YEARS , has it already been that long ? Dark had made quite the record for himself over all these years . They had their ups and their downs but they were his , and no one else’s .

Peeling the badge off his chest to find it was more like a sticker than anything else and stuck it with the envelope . So now he could never lose this gift . Strange to say he was a sentimental kind of configuration of being , with the hat he kept from the last birthday as well . He will place this with that the next chance he got .

❝ Thank you , Wil . How kind of you , though you should know by now I cause trouble even without the need of a slip for it , but I do not detest the thought . ❞

His hands looking over the kazoo , what was a kazoo ? He had no idea , but perhaps that will be something he will try when he is alone .

❝ Perhaps , if neither you or I are busy right now , we can go ahead and use this voucher , as long as I get to keep it as well . Like a document of this day . ❞