#(idk if it seem like sarcasm but it's not-)
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I need new songs to listen to, and to talk about my selfship. Both are daily needs.
Kai and pi!!
Okay, so kai and pi are just... very different from eachother, opposites attract right guys so anyways...
"Pi is shown to be mildly erratic and harsh, and keen towards violence. Conversely, he has a rather dry and blunt coverage of business earnings and admissions. Pi seems to also have a sense of sarcasm, as he was seen mocking Pie's joke regarding him being 'irrational'."
Yeah I just took all that from the wiki
Okay and now kai!!
Okay soo... kai is a very uhh... dumb guy? Like a himbo? Sorry couldn't find a better word, he is also focused on his own appearance and has like a "I can fix him" mentality, who is more keen to affection and care. and a SIMP, A SIMP I SAY. Hehe
Pi didn't like him at first cause kai would pester him, both of them don't have a very clear answer as to why.. he just kinda did.. anyways, pi grew fond of kai and kai was always fond of pi already at this point. Pi just fell harder lol.
was that too much information? Idk but I liked doing it!!
f/o reblog game!
nyahallo! i really like vocaloid so why not share that? reblog with your selfship/yumeship (names and a picture) and i'll assign you a vocaloid love song based on the vibes! if you want, you can give a little description to share but i can do without!
for example, for sourie, the vocaloid song i associate with them is knife by rerulili
pro.ship dni || non mutuals can participate!
#self ship#selfship#f/o#selfship talk#self shipper#selfshipper#self shipping#selfship community#selfshipping
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Trick or treat! Just looking to see if you wouldn't mind talking more about Noel's scars? 👀 I can guess at some of them like the neck wound but I was wondering if you had any specifics for the others
ohhh for sure !!! a lot of them were inflicted during his time in the dreamlands, save for a few gunshot wounds he gained under relatively normal circumstances. Some were from kiy (the wrist scars from being restrained for like months probably), and some were from other creatures he faced during his time in the desert. some of them he could go on and on about telling the most elaborate story, and others he avoids acknowledging all together.
#he’s also got some freak ass tentacle related scars on his back#most definitely from being lashed repeatedly and not in an exciting way whatsoever#not sarcasm he doesn’t like talking about it#if we’re talking ourthur- Oscar asked him about them#while laying in bed. Noel didn’t elaborate much besides saying they were just old wounds#he let Oscar slowly run his fingers down his back. he let him feel out the ridges and jagged skin#he would’ve never let anyone touch me like that. he thought he’d never be touched like that ever again. he thought he didn’t deserve it#but you can’t say no to Oscar. not after he kisses your back and says#they still seem new to me. I hope they can heal better now#or something idk man I NEED TO DRAW THEM#ask#holy ghosts#because I need to remember this
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i will always shout praises of bi4bi but given recent discourse I feel the need to say that I love bi4het too! I just love bisexuality in general in its many forms, and anyone who only likes it when it's 'queer enough' for them is biphobic. Bisexuals should be able to bring their LaMe CiShEt BoYfRiEnD to pride without being made to feel like spectators and outsiders to their own event.
#3 am queer discourse take <3#anyways hot take number two. cishets do belong at pride. everyone who wants to celebrate queerness should be welcomed at pride#if a completely cishet business major fratboy wants to come to pride and vibe with us then he should be welcomed!#not even like. oh he has a queer sibling. no. if he's just a cishet dude who wants to spend his saturday at a parade then hell yeah#like completely ignoring that you have no way to tell he's definitively those things. it shouldn't matter regardless imo#pride is not a secretive club you need to be let into. it's a feeling and a celebration and a statement and a state of being#and whatever you want it to be#burying my other related hot take under the tags readmore ksdjksdjksdj#idk. i'm just tired of a lot of the things people seem to think about bisexuality's validity relating to bi women specifically#this is frustration with the gatekeepy and straight-passing discourse of it all#I'm tired of people being expected to act and to preform and to BE queer enough for others' opinions.#am I still welcome if I haven't been with a woman in a few years? if I dress boring? if I like m/f? if I don't listen to chappell roan?#joking on that last one but like. idk. never straight enough for the straights but never gay enough for the gays#constantly some mercurial in-between that offers no comfortable easy group to put us in.#what do i have to do to not be judged as a filthy hettie? are my doc martens enough for you yet?#like oh sorry let me cuff my jeans and have a bob and wear a button up over a cami and wear etsy earrings. am I visually bi enough yet?#let me apologize for the cardinal sin of liking men too. let me wash my hands of any time a cishet man has held them.#if it was a bisexual man then just hand sanitizer is fine right? where do you draw the line on my queerness?#let me preform for you in a way that makes me queer enough.#anyways. sarcasm aside. I think I've made my distaste for this whole affair evident#if you don't want cishets at pride then what happens to those you incorrectly deem as cishet? do I need to prove myself to you?#am I passing as straight? am I passing as gay? am I enough for onlookers?#is it not enough to just show up at pride and celebrate? anyone and everyone who wants to?
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Cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love your oc!!!!!!!!
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there's always some bullshit going with hybe every day i am not even joking like wtf 💀
#this yoongi dui situation is messed up and i mean he was in the wrong#he apologized idk what is gonna happen moving forward#but since it's a bts member the media is blowing this out of proportion#and the hybe pr team is making it worse for him#BUT THEN BANG PD WAS SEEN WALKING AROUND LA WITH CAM GIRLS#and the photo was taken down within minutes and it was handled#and the crazy thing abt this is both of these situations came out at the same time#so now it seems they are letting this yoongi situation get worse#just so the media can forget abt this bang pd thing#it's what it looks like#not to even mention bang pd is being investigated for evading taxes#and buying houses illegally and he might go to jail#amazing things#/sarcasm#tris.txt
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The dramatic irony of everything happening with Jojo Siwa is so fucking hilarious
First she exploits a disabled child -not hilarious- repeats the cycle of abuse that she was subjected to on dance moms with her own show, allegedly cheats on her girlfriend, etc, etc. then she goes through her “switch” and goes through her 14 year old emo phase at 20.
Tell me why this kid has the audacity to sing a song called Karma.
She tries so hard. She’s trying so hard to make it seem like she’s making the most dramatic change of her generation, she’s completely changed, no more rainbow glitter dance moms now we have emo sparkle darkness revenge fairy. She wants people to think she wrote Karma. She talks about her writing process, and she says how brilliant she is for thinking it up, but she also says that it was pitched to her a few times so we can’t accuse her of lying.
I think on paper this plan was probably a great idea, a chance to break out of her reputation for bows and glitter, but the execution is nothing but a disappointment. I think instead of going emo and taking inspiration from things she doesn't understand and being genuine, the switch honestly could've been welcomed with open arms but she's not genuine and she doesn't want to make a natural switch. She wants to be risky because she thinks it'll make her look cool or someone higher up decided for her and she went along with it because that's what'd make more money or maybe her mom made her.
Once it came out that Jojo didn't only not write the song herself, she wasn't even the first one to record it, that's when the irony of the situation kicks in. I know absolutely nothing about Brit Smith but she's and icon and I love her with my whole heart.
Brit Smith releasing her version of Karma and it doing better than Jojos is my favorite form of dramatic irony because of course this all happened to a song named Karma.
#I honestly do feel bad for Jojo to an extent because of what happened on Dance Moms but everything that's happening is happening#because instead of going to therapy or doing something else to heal she decided to repeat the cycle#her mom reminds me a bit of the Kardashian mom I forgot her name tbh#but I don't think that Jojo herself came up with the transformation#she might've but it seems more likely to me that she was told to do this#I also see her get a lot of completely justified hate toward her for being friends with groomers like James Charles but I think to an extent#she doesn't really get that part because she is still a kid I mean she's only like twenty and when you were raised up around groomers#chances are they do what they do best and groom you#it's not the best excuse because if she came out of her bubble for ten seconds she could see why it was bad but still#idk#karma#jojo siwa#brit smith#karmas a bitch#also i'm staying dramatic irony because I wnst it be clear i'M tla lo ng about the writing technique and not#and not sarcasm irony#god how is the world real#karmas a bitch I should've known better#if i had a wish i would’ve never effed around
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reviewed this and just saving my favorite parts for fun before burying my head in my hands
#ref#still also thinking about like sure it couldve been any cat rescued but then itd be Such a coincidence main story had that injured stray#that followed mc and like. mc is mc why wouldnt they have brought it with them#and the way that + mc's funny view that raf is Nicer only Now etc makes it seem like he got this feelsy even pre dating ?? or maybe when mc#says stuff like that it's just more of the sarcasm/teasing. many ways to interpret when it's mainly only dialogue after all!#in any case iii still get the vibe their dynamic had some blurry phase where they werent best friends but they were more than just friends#+not dating but idk i am a fan of when shit doesnt fit labels and isnt rlly a problem lmao. some terms r subjective anyway#sometimes doesnt help that raf tends to disguise truths in plain sight by dramaticizing them or knowingly taking advantage of how#others would assume hes only being dramatic. or maybe he isnt even always doing it on purpose.#glubabbles#and when they date theyre still the casual bickering/banter type. probably this was early-stage dating actually—im great at deciding!!#also need more of raf projecting thoughts abt mc or himself onto small animals lmao#but like if they were dating why be surprised at his palm kiss! why say hes acting strange! ANYWAY
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I can't decide if Bulgaria would be really smooth and suave, or say the cheesiest pick up lines possible while flirting. Maybe both.
...I was curious and googled "cheesy pick up lines" and I'm cackling and imagining Bulgaria saying these to Romania and Serbia.
#Hetalia#Bulgaria#Aph#Hws#RoBul#I didnt like Bulgaria before but he has really grown on me#Hes such a weird freak of nature. <3 (Serb & Ro are too but especially Bul. He seems normal & sane but he is just as unhinged)#'I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!' 'Is there an airport nearby or was that just my heart taking off?'#Imagine Bulgaria saying these lmao. Romania loves this man yet he is also perplexed by him all the time#Idk how Bulgaria and serbia flirt tbh. Maybe they just fight homoerotically idk#Yall are sure glad to follow me huh? You dont see this top quality content anywhere else (sarcasm)#SerbRoBul#SrbRoBul#(Kinda)
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feeling insane bc i was actually considering making 'no coincidence' karla in game fdsklafjkalfjkafa
#boy this aint my oc....i can't do that but. but. like. what if. i did anyway.#I JUST THINK SHES COOL?????#i dont recall her having very much description in the book far as ive read i'll have to go back and check maybe#scarred face and mantis blades is all that i remember off the top of my head#idek what her eyes/optics are like ............hm idk.#maybe i'll just make my own oc based on her dklasjfkdsal that seems shitty tho fr. because obviously this established writer#will know i made a character based off his character and he'll hate me and take legal action against me obviously!!!!! /sarcasm#i know that wouldn't happen and it doesn't matter at all thats just my anxiety telling me i'll go to hell#fsakfljakl ANYWAYS IM JUST???? maelstrom lady butcher....sexy.......idk idk#i just wanna be like 'gangs all here :)' and have a silly lil pic of everybody idsa fjkadlfjaklfa#shes just!! interesting to me!! i love that she's so violent and clearly takes joy/pride in what she does but she has this softness#for dixie and thats really cute?????? hello???????#dagger n dum dum going on double dates with her and dixie UwU#lots of murder and chaos UwU#bro i just like mealstrom fdkslafjdksalfjdksal this isn't news#im having a lot of thoughts for a Minor character of a supplementary/unconnected story that nobody knows. because of course i am.#a minor character connected to a minor character whom im obsessed with.#my life is a joke.
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honest question does anyone actually like wade's character. I know that theres some "wade adopts shadow" aus out there, but I'm talking about wade's Canon characterisation. is there anyone who really wants to see more of That
#just based off what we've gotten so far. I do not#the jokes are either making light of him being bad at being a cop which. yes thats so funny cops being bad at their jobs haha <- sarcasm#or they make fun of him for being socially awkward or taking things literally or being 'childish' (still living w his parents)#maybe I am being too sensitive but hm!! seems ableist!!#idk i just dont like him at all#egg.txt
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When you don’t like a book that much, but not enough to abandon, or skim through it, because it’s still mildly interesting; so you binge-read chapter after chapter so you can finish it as quickly as possible without sacrificing your comprehension. But as you’re doing this, the plot thickens, and you actually start enjoying yourself.
#The Rebuilt Man (AKA: the book I should have been able to finish a month ago because of how tiny it is sksjsjsksksn)#The plot has really picked up ngl#I hate that Beechcroft has to randomly mention everyone’s weight at all times like a fucking maniac (even when it’s completely unnecessary)#and if the character is anything larger than rail-thin; he does so in a disparaging way#Just ick… please seek help for your body image issues and don’t project them onto literally every character in your book#There have also been a couple of “breasted boobily” moments; but they’re not that bad… kinda funny#Like consistently mentioning the sweat breaking out BETWEEN and ON TOP OF Lori’s breasts… I mean… underboob sweat is a thing#but between and on top of the breasts of someone described as “willowy?” (read: not much chest tissue) I don’t think so#or maybe I don’t sweat as much as a normal person and my view is skewed idk… still seems like bullshit to me#And in a couple of instances it’s stress sweat; which would be under the armpits… but she’s too pretty to be gross#(SARCASM)#Prettykin’s parts are entertaining to read (he’s a hitman)#The whump of the MC is pretty good and lasts throughout in short bursts#It also gets… spicy#There is definitely some fan service ssjdnsnsnsjsnsn
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Actually, fuck it, I'm in the mood for late night talks and rambles. I wanna talk about how Hufflepuff doesn't actually work at all in the Harry Potter universe. Let me explain:
"Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil".
Hufflepuffs are known for being kind, loyal and patient. They're loving and unafraid to stand up for what's right. Which means they would actually be considered the most evil witches and wizards because they'd defy the most rules and help those who are the most hated. They would harbour those who are rejected, they would push back against the status quo, they would help Slytherins and protest against Azkaban. They would detest how the Wizarding world is run, I fact, I could even see them hating the phrase "The Wizarding World" and seeing it as sexist.
Hufflepuffs would be the biggest rule breakers out of all the houses; they would be seen as villains because they'd be full of people who would not tolerate how the Ministry of Magic is run and rebel against it. All the anarchists would be Hufflepuffs, all the anti establishment punks would be Hufflepuffs. If you wanted sweet, honey, cosy people as your image, you'd have to switch around the moto and make pride and liars the motto.
Because those who are genuinely unafraid of toil do not come in shining armour, but worn and used rags. They are the "Good Samaritans", not the rich pleasent people who smell of sweets and cleanliness. They're the underdog to be certain, and wouldn't appear sweet and appealing, because they're those who are out fighting for what's right and that's not where the rich and pleasent folk are, that's where those who are downtrodden are.
The Hufflepuff Common Room would be a place to help Slytherins who are scared to return home or who are scared of being picked on for being Slytherins. It would be a place where House Elves would go if they wanted to be freed, there's be a whole ass boot and clothes at the ready and a person about to help make it happen one way or another. Hell, they wouldn't have even existed at this point in the narrative if we've actually made a huge collection of "fuck the cruelties of the establishment" people.
Of course, JKR is a bigot of every type compiled into one person, so of course slavery , police brutality and the gap between the rich and poor in the system of the wizarding world would still be seen as okay to "those who love justice" in her mind and even mock those who try make things right or even a bit more bearable (like Hermione, because of course everything the only girl in the main trio does is seen as a giant book-series-long joke of how "a silly girl can't ever be right because girls being smarter than the boys isn't allowed, so she needs to be mocked and showed she's too arrogant for that! Since a girl that knows too much is just too arrogant for knowing anything" because JKR is sexist as fuck in those books).
But being a bit more hopeful here for five seconds and forgetting the writer, if possible, let us just appreciate the fact that Hufflepuff is the biggest plot hole for simply existing. Either the Sorting Hat was lying or the motto isn't true because half the universe wouldn't exist how it is if it were. Could you imagine if you made an automatic assortment of every person who stood up for the downtrodden? Protests would be so much easier if we had one of those. Could you imagine the protests possible if one didn't even have to look for people to organise and find solidarity with? If you didn't even have to find everyone who would support it, but all grew up in the same school house group?? The wizarding and witching world would be full of unions, slavery and police brutality would be a past matter and capitalism would be dead. Also there would be far more push for using magic to help muggles. Like, there's no way they wouldn't have a "let's open the wizarding world" protest every year from Hufflepuffs. They would and you know it. They would literally be the ones sent to prison for refusing to be shitty and since keeping the status quo has been the main method of the shitty keeping said cruelty alive and well.
#hp#harry potter#hufflepuff#writing#This is a jkr hate zone so just letting ppl know that first and foremost#If she wanted to pretend to be a feminist (she isn't) then maybe she should have considered not doing Hermione so dirty in the books#idk who she was trying to pander to when she decided to make “haha isn't it funny how much a girl is instantly bad for knowing things?”#and turning that into a running joke but I don't think anyone who was born a girl or later became a girl ever found it funny#especially if (seeing as it was in a book) read books like Hermione and were the ones being laughed at#Haha yeah it's so funny that girls aren't supposed to be smart and should be dipsy and only listen to the boys haha so funny jkr#totally not sexist as hell#this is so obviously sarcasm#also not my only gripe but one that I personally am surprised no one else seemed to find stupid as hell and misogynistic#if you had a sjw phase in school and still want to punch nazis you're probably a Hufflepuff#I feel like there'd be way more genuinely evil wizards just in the government and ministry#they're not in azkaban they're guarding ut#*it#those in azkaban would have been Hufflepuffs framed that's the only way they could explain the lack of protesting and unionising and even so#like it just doesn't work
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I think I've had a resurgence in Obsessive Compulsive symptoms. Have made the decision to go on hiatus for the time being while I get my mental health back in order.
#*sigh*#Dammit#And I was doing so good too :(#Although it may be that I've had a resurgence in symptoms for a long time and they just got progressively worse in the past month or so#Now that I think about it. The trigger for it happened last year.#Yep#Yeah#It was the fucking...#WHY are the ONLY readily available resources talking about binder injuries radfem blogs???#“it wont hurt to go onto this terf blog just this once. I'll just find the information about binder injuries and then leave”#And all I got was lectures about the dangers of binding and an existential crisis! Hurray! /sarcasm#And you know what? NONE OF IT EVEN HELPED WITH ASSESSING THE SEVERITY OF MY BINDER INJURY!!!#I just needed to know if it was serious enough to go to the doctor about it. IF the doctor even COULD do something about it.#Arugh!#Idk this just seems like a serious gap in resources yall#And that gap is being filled by websites and blogs that have had a net negative impact on my mental health#And I mean#Shit some of it was helpful#I managed to suck it up and stop using cloth binders altogether for my health and safety#And I'm grateful that I did#if only because i would have gotten heat stroke this scorching summer if I hadn't made the switch to trans tape#But the obsessive thoughts. The mental compulsions.#The reassurance seeking from friends and family and strangers#Not to mention the EXTENSIVE and TIME CONSUMING rituals of combing through pages and pages of websites to test my doubts and ease my worrie#Yeah... I could have done without those.#At least this time around the subject matter doesnt make me want to fucking kill myself 💀#Silver linings#Okay... logging off for the foreseeable future#trans#transgender
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Every time I write something about Fortnite, I fear it becomes increasingly obvious I know nothing about Fortnite
#I’m making it work.. I hope 🤞#the trick to seeming like you know a lot about a topic is just having a very understated writing style#then you don’t need details 🤗 hope this helps#<- sarcasm. light hearted idk#chalcy stuff
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Throws these at you
Runs away
they look so cuteee!!!
You have a talentttttt!!!!
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i know it doesnt have to be "as bad" as it used to be for it to still be impacting me severely. i know others suffering doesnt make my pain any less real. and yet i am sitting here feeling severe guilt over smthn thats supposed to be "natural" bc it causes such excessive pain (even when i am medicated & take pain meds to help it) that i may have to completely rearrange my Saturday bc i am in no condition to do what i had planned and if the pain doesn't stop I'll have to cancel and ik its important to prioritize my health but also i wish i could just grit through the pain bc i feel so guilty cancelling 🙃
#personal#being intersex is fun (':#<< heavy sarcasm rn if u cant tell#and b4 anyone says 'oh everyones periods are lainful just do xyz' pls consider i have been experiencing this for 12 years now#and Do know medically that i am intersex and that my condition impacts the function of my body and puts me in a level of pain that is so big#that at its peak when on my period my body starts mimicking labor bc it thinks smthn is trying to leave#and if you have never experienced a labor pain level cramp pls look it up or get one of those electric box thingies that let u feel it#bc my cramps are a solid 8-9 on those every time this happens#the sad thing is i say its “not as bad as it used to be” too but the reality is it is Just as painful#i have just been living with this long enough and have just enough hormones in my body from getting an implant to make it less frequent#than 3 weeks in a month 🙃 but its not less painful at all!#(yes i used to have my period for 3 weeks at a time)#im also worried bc like. it seems like my period is coming more often than when i first started this version of hormone treatment#I've already blown through pills being effective and my junk is the wrong shape inside for an IUD to fit properly#(like i could but it would likely cause other pains and worse side effects)#so im already at my second to last resort (BC implant for continuous hormone release) and it works to a point but its getting less effective#the longer im using it and im so scared bc i think im already at a point where i have to get my stuff removed w/in the next 5 years#and i already knew i would and i want to really#but there's a large part of me that is still devastated by that and grieves this bc its a Requirement for me after a certain point to be in#less pain ): and like... idk i didnt want kids ever but also now as an adult ive experienced multiple miscarriages#(bc my condition makes my body hostile essentially)#and so its like..... extra grief.#idk im rambling in these tags
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