#(i'm obvs exaggerating. as if i wouldn't know EXACTLY that she sucks just as bad as he does only in ways compatible with his.)
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oh no
help me, the little smile she drops this absolute bombshell of a line with is just----
i'm about to lose my goddamn mind over another character, just look at her little face
"you know, I've like zero memories of my past or of who i am besides this one incredibly specific and deep-seated desire- nay, religious conviction that i know i've held for years and years, but tbh...? i just made out with a cute boy. twice, even. don't quote me on this, but i think this may just be what thriving feels like."
girl, i'm begging you to please raise your standards for what a life-changing experience is like. maybe just by a smidge. girl the bar is on the floor, and he's just barely not tripping over it. girl he had to pass a survival check to even just find the bar.
#squirrel plays bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowheart#girl he's awful come on now#he wasn't a complete asshole for all of five minutes and already her crops are watered her skin is clear her loins are a'quiver#yes i KNOW he's good with animals and has a nice butt#i KNOW he's capable of frankly just impressive feats of agility and battle prowess#but he just???? sucks so bad???????? i don't get it????????#(i'm obvs exaggerating. as if i wouldn't know EXACTLY that she sucks just as bad as he does only in ways compatible with his.)#(it's just fun to pretend lol)#oc: petyr wildbrook
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