#(i can't accidentally take too much of this it would make me very sick forever and i wouldn't do that on purpose! no no no)

[leadendeath]

at first i thought "hey i wonder if meds would made me act funny (as in humorous) if i fought to stay awake whilst feeling the effects" (i don't get that "delirious" side effect with these, so no worries there btw) like when people take a little too much legal medicinal product like benadryl or ambien or i think melatonin, yknow those times when you get funny posts out of it and the OP has no recollection of making those funny posts/texts.

but then i remembered oh yeah, right, i've been putting off getting dental work done for years because the last thing i want to end up doing is, for example, accidentally reveal how much i want to **** ******** from ********* *********** while medically intoxicated for medical reasons

[mysticalibra1994]

If Floyd has a Boyfriend...

The reason why I put "If" is because out of all of the colorful and diverse characters out there, it kind of makes you wonder if being a part of the LGBTQ+ community is possible.

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If Floyd has a boyfriend, I can picture him being a cross of a Rock Troll from his late mom (she didn't get eaten by Bergens, instead, she got sick and the cure was too controversial to bring up) and Country Troll from his dad; he mostly takes after his mom.

His name would be "T-Bone" (sounds pretty "Rock" and is enjoyed mostly by Country fans), he loves trends (his favorite is "backpacking"), and he's extremely loyal when it comes to his loved ones.

T-Bone's very respectful when it comes to relationships; he never forces Floyd out to his brothers if he's not sure whether he told them or not.

After going on a few (or so) dates, you could tell how much they adore each other's company; thinking that it'll last forever... Then, suddenly, Floyd appears to be late. T-Bone starts to get worried; it's more than just "running late", something must've happened.

After accidentally overhearing John Dory mentioning that Floyd's been kidnapped by the Mount Rageons, T-Bone doesn't hesitate to try and follow him (using "Backpacking" as a cover). When Queen Barb notices this, T-Bone tells her "I'm sorry, your majesty. But, Floyd, he's more than just a friend. He's..."

Queen Barb assures him that she knows and she knew as they share one last embrace...

"Promise me you won't tell the others? I don't want them to worry about me." "I promise... Now, go get your man, you knucklehead."

After a few pit stops to freshen up (and to load up on essentials), T-Bone overhears not just John Dory, but Floyd's other brothers talking about the mission to save him. When he volunteers for the mission they ask of his relationship with Floyd...

"Uh... W-we're friends. Yeah, J-just friends. Unless if he's ever said anything else about me, then it could be more than that. But, if he didn't, then we're just friends. Yup..."

To which John Dory went "Cool, you can join us." and both Poppy and T-Bone have decided to talk for a bit.

"So, the way you talk about him... Do you, you know...? Like him?" "No," nodding his head, "I don't." "And those 'special meetings' was actually 'dates', right?" "No," nodding his head while smiling, "they're not". "Oh, T-Bone..." They embrace.

After a falling out with BroZone and Poppy, T-Bone chooses to go alone; he is still loyal to his boyfriend.

As he made sure he got there before Branch, he sighed with relief when he saw Floyd. But, his relief decreased suddenly when he saw the state Floyd's in; his hair was bleaching and his weak frame was fading from his talent. As the couple's eyes meet, all they can do is embrace between the diamond prison.

"T-Bone? T! Oh, how I missed you... Wait, how did you get here?" "It doesn't matter, what matters is that we're all here to save you!" "Wait, 'we'?" "Yeah, the queen of the Pop Trolls, Tiny Diamond, and your brothers! The latter is actually on their way." "No, you guys have to avoid this place!" "Wait, what? No, we've just got here to save you. We're not going back without you." "I don't care, you guys have to leave! Velvet and Veneer are on their way to kidnap all of you for your talent!" "I don't care," trying not to cry. "I love you, Floyd! I-I can't live without you..."

The sweet moment turns bitter when Velvet grabs T-Bone. "Aw, what a sweet moment... Too bad I hate sweets."

Now, they're locked in the same Diamond prison (it was Veneer's idea... he's not that heartless).

"D-don't worry, Floyd. We can get out. Just like the emergency brochures say: all we have to do is to aim for the corners." "T-" "Yeah, you get those corners, I'll get these-" "T-Bone, wait-" "-and then we'll b-" "T-Bone! Look, I've tried to escape. But, nothing can break a Diamond. Except for the Perfect Family Harmony." "But, we- we can't just give up. I can't..."

Floyd hates seeing him like this, so they embrace for what seems to be a while.

"I'm sorry... For all of this." "It's not your fault, Floyd. Nobody could've predicted this." "If it makes you feel better, I almost got to Veneer. It turns out that he's only 'evil' because his sister's forcing him to. I can see him coming, you know what to do..." "I know, but the last time I kept trying to sing that song, I couldn't stop crying. But, for you, I'll do anything..."

As Veneer comes into the room to look for something, T-Bone sings the first part of "Dreamin' Of You (Tonight)"; the one song that his late mom would sing along with the cassette player. Veneer starts getting flashbacks of that song in the movie that would make him cry during the first 2 minutes of it. It looks like it's working... Except when Velvet shows up to get their equipment set up.

The big showdown... Crimp got T-Bone out due to a secret latch that Velvet and Veneer don't know about. T-Bone is almost out, but when he turns around to see Floyd, his heart sinks; Floyd's too weak to sit up.

"F-Floyd?" "I'm sorry, I love you... Crimp, now."

Before T-Bone could say "Wait, what?", Crimp pulls him away from him and the diamond prison. Veneer noticed something, but he pretended not to. When Branch notices this, how T-Bone is looking up to where Floyd is being kept, and remembers the small convo he had with Poppy, he realizes something... Floyd has his own special loved one who was willing to give up his life and talent.

Then, after the diamonds had been broken, Floyd used the last remaining of his talent. Everyone could only watch as Branch caught the descending Floyd. T-Bone's heart breaks as his eyes well up with tears. Veneer saw this as he carefully carried the crying Country-Rock Troll in his hands. Velvet glares at her brother.

"Ugh, seriously?! You're befriending a Troll instead of harnessing its talent?!" "Haven't we done enough damage, Velvet?! Not sure if it's too late, but I am D-O-N-E finished with being evil."

Then, a miracle happened... Floyd's alive! The rest of the BroZone, Poppy, and Viva warmly embraces him. As Floyd looks up, he sees Veneer smiling (knowing that he's okay) as he carries T-Bone. As he gently pushes them away, Branch helps him to his feet once he gets all of his talent back. The bros were a bit confused when Floyd made his way to Veneer.

"Uh, Floyd? What are you doing?" "Guys, I'd like you to meet a very special Troll in my life. Veneer, let him down gently."

Veneer does so as T-Bone continues to weep. Floyd couldn't help but find this adorable.

"Hey, T-Bird. What's wrong?" "I-it's my boyfriend. He's g-gone from my life, that's what's wrong..." "Well, I wouldn't say that I'm completely gone from your life."

By the time T-Bone opens his eyes, he happily jumps into Floyd's arms in a loving embrace while everyone else watches.

"F-Floyd? How is this? I thought I'd never... Holy briquettes, I'm just so happy...!" "I know, smoky. I know... Let it all out." "I'm never letting you go!" "I won't hold it against ya!"

By the time they (eventually) let go, Floyd only had one thing to say...

"Guys, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend... T-Bone."

Then, his brothers surprised the couple...

"Oh, we've met him before." "Yeah, he seems like a nice guy." "I'm proud that you have someone in your life, bro." "What a lucky Troll you are to have him, he wouldn't hesitate to save you!"

Now, it's the couple's turn...

"T-Bone, you've done all of that for me?" "No, I did it for us. I even used Backpacking as a cover so the Rock Trolls wouldn't worry." "Oh, you smoked cherry..."

Not only did they embrace, but they also kissed with the roar of applause from the other Mount Rageons in the background. For the first time in forever, they feel complete.

[scenetocause]

any guesses as to how max and lando both wound up sick. just curious.

[cn: cheating]

"You haven't sucked me off for ages," Lando pouts. Max nearly chokes on his mouthful of avocado toast.

"Mate." His ears are turning pink, he can't look at Pietra. "What the fuck."

"Well it's true, you haven't." Lando says it primly, goes back to demolishing some poached eggs with gay - literally - abandon. Like he hasn't just derailed Max's life for the fiftieth and possibly worst time this week.

He's going to have to do it at some point so he glances round at Pietra, who at least doesn't look completely disgusted with him, just like she's contemplating ways to kill Lando. Which he's fully onboard with, actually. It could be a new date concept, if Lando's going to insist on coming along.

"No, I haven't," is all he can muster as a response.

-

The thing is. The thing is that Max knows he's being a little bit of a hypocrite on a whole bunch of levels. Because he used to come on all Lando and Luisa's dates and fill in all the ways Lando's a rubbish boyfriend by being a better one and she didn't seem to mind that Lando just doesn't count sleeping with Max as anything, so they'd carried on doing it. Max is also pretty good at being Lando's boyfriend, in terms of getting him to act normally.

But Max should've known it wasn't going to work the other way around. He'd been so careful to keep them separated, at first. Partly out of fear Pietra would realise he's very much not an F1 driver and realise she could do better but much more out of knowing this wasn't going to go down well with either of them. It's a hard sell "hey can my best friend, who's chronically weird, hang out with us all the time and also sometimes he has to spoon me for emotional support."

He's tried to find things in it for Pietra but she could go to Monaco anyway and have a more normal time. She's not that keen on coming to grand prix, although he thinks she would if it was his racing and let's not take that train of thought too far to the depression station.

And Lando can't act normal about him and Max doesn't want him to. Was maybe trying to provoke this by getting a girlfriend in the first place - which isn't fair, that's not why he's dating her, it's just that something makes him want Lando's attention as much as Lando wants to give it to him and if they could ever just make that work they'd probably be a lot more normal.

The problem, really, is that Lando feels much more like forever than his girlfriend does. Which is pretty cursed, especially when he's openly sabotaging Max in the middle of brunch.

-

She doesn't bring it up with him, probably because there's nothing to talk about. Max had caved under about one minute of scrutiny from her about the nature of his relationship to Lando and then promised they weren't like that anymore and then slept with Lando the second he touched down in Nice.

Which is bad. He knows it's bad. He objectively knows this is bad boyfriend stuff and he doesn't want to be that, he wants to make things work and be in love and get married and have kids. Be normal - except that he can't.

It's like the stupid mess in his brain. He could just not have whatever makes him demotivated and mopey for days on end and it'd be better. Simpler, at least. Make more sense for the way his life's supposed to be going but instead he's had Lando fussing over him for a week because Max accidentally said some depressed stuff even though he'd been pretending that wasn't really going on anymore and now Lando's trying to add every possible enrichment to his enclosure.

Which is how they've ended up in Max's bedroom, Lando's hair freshly clipped and stream done, with Lando trying to get his cock in Max's mouth.

"Will you," he bats Lando's hand away from his hair, "just stay still and let me do this?"

"I'm trying to help." Lando sounds way too aggrieved for a man about to get a blow job. "It's been so long maybe you've forgotten how to - ah"

Max hums, knowing how good that feels when someone's got their mouth round your dick and then relaxes his throat, leans into it. Feels himself drooling on Lando's dick at the same time as Lando settles back into the mattress, sighs out how much he's enjoying it.

"Ah, that's so good - you're so good."

It's embarrassing how easily taken apart Max is by the praise.

Lando's fingers thread through his hair and he doesn't fight it, this time. "I missed you, baby," Max groans at the nickname, dick twitching. "I missed this, missed us."

It's a good job there's a dick halfway down Max's throat so he can't say anything stupid like 'me too, buddy.'

Lando's leaking already, messy in Max's mouth when he swipes his tongue over the head, lapping at it. He always gets so needy for it, whimpering and whining and pushing his hips up in desperate little circles - it's like the opposite of the way he fucks Max, all deliberateness. Like this he's just a helpless kitten, biting his own fist to try and stifle the noises he's making.

Max pulls off for a second, strokes Lando's hip, when he's getting really desperate. "It's ok," he says, trying to guide Lando, get him to turn the overwhelming sensation into a conclusion and Lando just whimpers again, biting his lip.

He comes into Max's mouth a minute later, back arching and Max lies down, head on Lando's tummy, to kiss his heaving abs afterwards. Lando pulls him up after a minute, holds him and Max's erection isn't so urgent he can't enjoy it for awhile.

When Lando returns the favour, chaotically sucking Max's balls while he's jacking him off, it doesn't take long either for Max to come or for the guilt to sink in. He can't come up with an excuse for why he can't stop doing this, only the inevitability that he won't.

-

They both claim their sore throats are from golfing or the rain or hayfever or something. Lando smuggles Max back to Monte Carlo two days later and fucks him in every room.

[theragethatisdesire]

i’m sorry ur not feeling well 🥺💗 sending you positive vibes tonight!!

for the slumber party plz tell me allll about your favourite character that you don’t currently write about 🙊 i wanna hear all the secret deets

HEY TIFFFFF i appreciate it :( i hope i'm not like being annoying venting on here i'm just so miz and i know my irls are sick of hearing it lolol anyways!!!!

okay my current obsession is gojo. and bc i haven't actually started the fic yet, i don't technically write for him often, only per request. does that count? idk i wanna talk ab gojo lol

just gonna throw everything below a cut because idk where i'm headed with this. minors stay away!

this is like, canonical, but gojo's so fucking annoying LMAO like i just know he is the most obnoxious, can't-sit-still, sarcastic asshole on the planet. he really makes it hard to love him sometimes.

this....is not a spoiler for a fic i'm def not writing (wink wink) but i just don't think gojo could really properly fall for someone who was not powerful. like i think part of his distance from others is his (admitted) narcissism that is somewhat well-earned considering he is....gojo fucking satoru. he needs someone that is at least somewhat towards the top of their ranks in whatever they do.

i also feel like gojo would be encouraging to a fault? like always pushing you further towards your goals, stepping in obnoxiously if your boss doesn't notice you've been working your ass off for a promotion (again, annoying). like he won't rest until you've made progress.

gojo also gets baby girl-ified WAY too much

like hear me out

we see him through the eyes of the kids/around his students in most of s1, and that's not to say he doesn't have the potential to be a playful, lighthearted person *when he wants to be*

but remember that scene of him talking to the jujustu higher-up where the guy tells him to watch his mouth and gojo laughs in his fucking face??

he's an egotistical, all-powerful, ballsy maniac. like gojo is not braiding your hair and cooing in your ear 24/7.

he is slowly backing you into a wall and taking what he wants from you. like sorry he just is.

also gojo strikes me as someone who is ....nasty. like, blood and knife play, gun play, psychopathic kind of nasty in the bedroom. idk if i would personally ever write that, but he's been through so much and seen so much gore you know that that's fucked with his....tastes, so to speak

i do think however that gojo would be absolutely devoted to his partner

like it would take him forever to come around and accept that he now felt responsible for protecting yet another person and that he had accidentally formed a connection (i see gojo as also having a very weird relationship with his humanity vs. his divinity but more on that another time)

but once he's around? he's in it for life. i mean, even if you don't ship stsg, you must acknowledge that gojo has never been willing to truly let geto go. he couldn't kill him, refused to believe geto had done that even though geto was showing signs of deteriorating mentally.

he's the same way with his partner. good luck breaking up with gojo because it's going to be a years long process.

gojo loves someone who can push back at him. he doesn't want an entirely submissive partner (kinda like eren!)

he likes someone who will put him in his place, has a sharp tongue, isn't afraid to stand up for themselves or others.

love language is absolutely gift-giving like that man has to spoil his partner he can't help it

size kink. turns his infinity on mid-sex to punish you. wants to have sex where he stands overlooking tokyo in the s1 opening. always takes the blindfold off during sex. huge public sex guy. i said what i said. it's hard being correct.

i could literally go on for HOURS tiff you have no idea the grip this man has on me. i cannot wait to write this fic!!!!!!!! ah!!!!!

thanks for coming to my slumber party lovie kisses from me to u :)

[traumasurvivorshelpingsurvivors]

No specific tws, looking for comfort

Deep down I'm terrified of dying alone, but I'm pretty sure that's how I'll end up.

Not only have I never had a stable relationship that lasted over 3 months, but I've lost almost every friend in my life I've known for over two years. I'm horribly unstable, codependent, feel alone and unwanted no matter how much love and attention I'm given, have constant episodes, I'm terrified of commitment. I expect too much from the people around me, I don't know how to take care of myself so It's like I expect others to do that for me. I don't know how to love, I never learned to love. I know I do feel love but I don't know how to show it in a normal human way. I lash out at the ones I care about completely accidentally. Then I beat myself up over it, feel like an asshole, and sabotage everything by distancing myself. Or, if they leave because of my behavior I'll never forgive myself years later.

I'm not liked in high school, I was NEVER liked in middle school or kindergarten. I was aways treated like I'm inhuman (by the other kids, the teachers like me for some reason) and I genuinely don't know what's wrong with me. I've had only one childhood friend who left me after an 8 year long friendship because they got so sick of me.

I bring it down to just being neurodivergency and trauma but it's so so incredibly alienating to live like this.

I don't know how to function in a friendship or relationship because I was never taught to. I've never had the chance to learn because I was always so alone.

I'm so terrified.

Alright anon. You're not going to like my main point here, but I'm going to be real with you.

Before the main point, here are some brief other things I want to say.

1) Therapy. Consider it if possible. Be open with your parent(s) about how you're feeling, and what you need (assuming it is safe to do so). Many therapists offer pro bono to those who can't afford it. Having someone to talk to and lean on can go a long way. They could also help you with social or relationship skills, trauma, or other things you feel you struggle with.

2) Some people aren't meant to stay. Some people are meant to help you grow, or to push you onto a new path, and leave when their job is done. That's okay. Not everyone can stay in your life forever. Learn to let them go when it's time.

Now to the main point which you may not like so much.

You're young. There is so much time to make connections. High school connections very rarely last. I could count on one hand the amount of people I know who have sustained true deep connections from high school.

I know that feeling alone is suffocating, and I know that it hurts to be left out. But I promise you, anon, that you will have so many more opportunities to establish connections as you live out the rest of your life.

With adulthood comes real world experiences, comes autonomy, comes finding your own people outside of from pre-designated pools of people from about four places you go, at least half of which are mandatory. There is so much to life beyond high school.

If I may get a tiny bit personal here, I wasn't exactly Mister Popular in high school either. I had one good friend, and even she spent about half of her time with her other, much larger group of friends. I spent most of my time by myself, buried in depression, dealing with my own shit all alone. And it sucked. I left high school feeling completely hopeless and lost and alone. Then came college. I met so many people, and I had the full autonomy to decide who I let into my life and who I didn't. I got to decide where I spent my time. I got to look up places I wanted to go, organisations I wanted to be involved in, extracurriculars with people that had similar interests, and I got to learn more about myself than I ever did in high school, and I made many more connections. But even then, many didn't last. A little later on, I met my now-spouse, and honestly, I didn't ever think we would date, nonetheless be married. Now, as an adult with a spouse, two children, and a whole life ahead of me... it's insane to think that I ever truly believed I would die alone or unhappy or unloved.

Give it time, anon. Life will give you what you put into it. Give it patience, give it grace, give it time, give it hope. Put yourself out there when you feel it. Tell that person they have a really cool backpack. Compliment that one guy's really awesome haircut. Express how much you like the show or band that person is wearing merch of. Look into local groups of people like you and make an effort to go. For me, it was an lgbtq youth center as a gay college student, and a really funky neurodivergent D&D group as an adult. Maybe those are things that suit you too, or maybe it's a local art class, or a skate park. Who knows. But if you keep following yourself, if you keep going places you want to, doing what you love... you'll meet people who love that stuff just as much as you do. And I'm sure that some of those people will stick around for a while.

You'll be okay, anon. I believe in you.

~ Mod Night

[huntinglove]

hi! 4, 6, 8 for the dark self-shipping asks :) for whoever!

Hi hi!! Thank you so much for the ask!!

4. Do you argue a lot? Do the arguments ever get physical?

I'm pretty hard to upset so we don't argue very often... However, when we do I usually just kiss them to get them to settle down. Each of them has a different reaction to this

Charlie usually goes speechless, blushing and trembling like a mad man. If he's really heated up about whatever we were arguing about he'll just grab my jaw and keep kissing me, things usually escalate pretty quickly when that's the case...

Mychael pouts and gives me a stern speech but overall calms down fairly quickly afterwards. It's not like he can hide how his tail wags and sways behind him after I kiss him... Or how his purring slowly gets louder as he blushes

Milo would end up knocking my lights out by choking and fucking me, then he'd feel guilty about it afterwards, wondering if he was too rough on me... As if that's even possible for him, poor thing~

6. If not non-con, then dub-con? How far does it go?

Oh yes, both in a sexual way and in domestic ways too. This usually happens because my F/Os are to shy or ashamed to ask for something from me, if they did I'd happily oblige, but I don't mind their shenanigans all that much

Charlie is a huge somnophiliac and he's accidentally woken me up by grinding against me, touching himself above me as I sleep and also straight up fucking me

I usually pretend to stay asleep as well as I can, I don't feel like telling him how much I like it just yet, he looks so cute when he feels guilty~

It's not unusual for Mychael to make me more susceptible to his "suggestions" using his spores. It can affect my body greatly so I might feel too sick to be away from him or to do anything where he can't see or accompany me.

Milo has kidnapped and cut off my legs before. When I woke up he was terrified that I would be upset with him but it just felt so right... Even if he hadn't asked me first, I was still so very happy to be completely dependent on him

Alma takes over my body as they please sometimes, I'm not always prepared but I can't stay upset with them... Who am I to deprive them from their only chance at feeling again? Besides, they're always so gentle when they touch our body, it feels wonderful~

8. How about a yangire? Would they kill you?

Heavily depends on the situation... But I'd happily die for all of them, of course 💙

Charlie wouldn't, even in the case of infidelity or a breakup. But he would make sure that I was his, one way or another. He knows so much about him, it'd be easy for him to craft the perfect living space just for the two of us, away from any other distractions out there.

Mychael would most likely do it by accident, human biology isn't the same as his and he's bound to be unaware of a thing or two... Especially when it comes to using his spores. Though he's quite careful, so I doubt it'd ever get to that point.

Milo could either do it by accident or in a fit of rage. If it was by accident, it'd have already happened when he amputated my legs, he's prepared himself quite well and didn't let me bleed out. If it was in a fit it'd most likely be caused by infidelity or betrayal, but he doesn't need to worry about that.

Tenebris wouldn't, he'd be heartbroken at rejection and would force himself and Keith to lurk in the shadows, eyes on me forever, even if they never actively interact with me anymore. The only reason he'd lay hands on me was if I actively attempted to hurt him or his host

But even if any of them did, it's not like that would stop them from keeping and loving me anyways~

[thegeminisage]

started up zelda to dick around for like an hour & was SHOCKED to find myself on this dragon island. its been so long i literally forgot where i was lol

its difficult to get around here! rain means climbing is hard and i cant make upward gusts from campfires easily :( maybe i need my bike...

man it reminds me so much of the great sky islands...i feel like this must be the second largest collection of islands, actually. but it's been so long since the tutorial and the music is Like That it feels like a ruin of a ruin.......

ugh i ran into the bottom of an island and lost my bike >:(

oh i see! you're not supposed to use a bike but ascend. neat!!

my other issue is. i dont have a single nonmetallic weapon OR bow. so. my twink ass is gonna get fried

and the islands are small so i keep getting ALMOST KNOCKED OFF!!! EXCUSE ME....

snagged a sword! not a very good one though

oh and a BOW thank god

like i have the lightning proof armor i do but it is not at all upgraded so id be taking my life into my hands. no win scenario

well. it's upgraded to like level 2. which is still basically nothing at this point

:D i can see farosh from here!! HEY GIRLLL

i have to put it on to ride this track though lol. the thing im riding is metal!!

wait a sec. i can just wear this lightning proof armor, put on something metal, and STAND NEXT TO the bad guys. this is awesome! zapped his ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh shit this is an eventide shrine lol. fuck my life

they should have shrines with weather i just decided. i wanna zap their asses

NOOOOOOO a shooting star :( i dont WANT to leave but i really can't afford to pass it up :( at least i got a fast travel point i suppose...

ok got it. ugh i have to pick my way back over to where i was now...

oh my god i dove into the eye and CLEARED THE STORM...? THE MUSIC CHANGED........aaaaa ok im taking a break but SO COOL

ok im BACK. this is cool as hell but tbh i miss the storm a little!!

oh!!!!! a door that requires hearts.....

wait this is too serious im going back to get ths shrine real quick

ok got it. im prepared now.

YOOOOOOOOO dude now IM being spoken to by the sage??? SICK!!!!

yet another crystal follows the beam quest lol

i. accidentally. put the fans. on this wing. backwards. and fell. straight down to. the lynels territory

IN THE SPIRIT OF FUN. I DID NOT MAKE MY BIKE. WELL GUESS WHAT I'M DOING NOW. i need. such a speedy exit oh god oh god hes gonna seeee meeee

OKAY i made it out of sight but. this thing im supposed to carry is WAY heavier than a crystal. i carry those all the time and they do make the bike wonky, even more wonky than koroks do, but i can barely get it up off the ground. i even tried the "old" bike build that im more comfortable with and no dice. i fall out of the sky as soon as i get in it. insane.

ok. i made it. jesus fuck. i remember looking for a chasm here marked on my map...i guess im about to find it. AUGH

"we must meet as soon as possible" girl have you not had to wait 10,000 years?

OH WAIT I WAS HERE...THE DUNGEON I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT...THESE LIGHTROOTS HAVE BEEN LIT........thats fuckin crazy

IM GONNA BUILD MINERU A ROBOT BODY...wow just like leverage, i knew it was coming but it's still cool

SAGE OF SPIRIT....................................WAH

wait wait. i thought they took it out of this game bc it wasnt in gerudo desert. WAAAHHHH. it's so dumb and lore breaking but im sentimental

i havent been to the depths in a long time. i forgot that it's like - you see one thing out in the dark. in this instance, poes. and when you get there you see another thing - in this instance, monsters, and behind them, a lightroot. i could make my own little trail forever this way but it would lead me away from the temple and idk if i wanna explore or do the dungeon :/ i hate to leave poes uncollected and lightroots unlit but i also hate to stray so far from ym objective and have to walk ALLLLLL the way back

whatever, dungeon it is

left leg down!!

aaand right arm! building that cart sucked but riding it was awesome

oooh the music's changing...getting a bit creepy.............

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! GLOOM TREES......................

oh god i should check for hands down here right now immediately b4 i take another step

ok im clean. thank fuck

man not for nothing but this robot factory stuff reminds me a little of skyward sword...if only this could make sense and not just in my mind palace lol

its like an escort mission for legs lo. the puzzles in whatever quadrant im in rn are MURDERING me. im just brute forcing my way thru them

WHEEEEEEEE oh my god i get to ride a raft. oh my god worth it

left arm DOWN!!!

oh the music just got a LOT creepier. just for like one section

i remember walking up this big spine last time i was here just for fun. i didn't know if i'd feel like doing it/get the chance later. but now here i am doing it again

last depot...i don't think if there's a boss i want to fight it tonight. i'm bushed lol i have work in the morning

ok. actually. i cant figure the last puzzle out and its making me mad bc im 2sleepy. so im quitting here for the night. something to look forward to.......