#(he absolutely would)

[samhaven]

LETS-A FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[here-comes-the-moose]

Crosshair: Echo my stomach hurts. :(

Echo: Stop drinking iced coffee without eating!

Crosshair: No.

[st4rrmii]

So are we in agreement Ben dabbles in weed or am I alone on this one

[simpingforcys]

I had no idea where to put this so I'm leaving it here, but imagine your having a argument with kang candy and your MUCH taller then him and he's angrily pointing up and you and just saying shit but he stops mid rant to see your clearly not taking him seriously because if his hight, so this mf stops yelling, looks around, spots a table and climbs onto it with a little huff and brushes himself off and starts yelling again but don't take him any more seriously because he just looks like a angry child

He would get Sour Bill to use as a stepping stool to get at your level but at that point he just looks so silly you can't help but laugh and apologize to the poor sour guy all while laughing before just grabbing King Candy like he's a doll teddy bear size and smooch him<3

[dawnbreakersgaze]

Xavier did NOT just unironically woot at me 🤣🤣🤣

God he's such a grandpa. I love him. I love this stupid grandpa man with my whole heart.

[obsolescent]

My friend said that Albert Wesker drives a cyber truck and oh my god…

[circussoup]

Stopping the shitpost here before I put more effort then it’s worth into it

[littleshopofhorrors-confessions]

Orin would watch Rocky Horror and feel. Many Things.

Orin would be a Frank N Furter stan send ask

~~~

[oneangrykneegremlin]

[avoidghost]

I didn't know you had ao3 😭 do you have the link? Also, your human versions of Ratty are always so pretty ✨

(also I totally see him with sweaters he "accidentally" stole from his husbands)

It's under "avoidghost" also! And thank you so much! I like him soft...

[zenruu]

alistair baby please call me, i would treat you so right. i would take you to olive garden for unlimited soup salad and breadsticks and i won't even complain when you want to listen to nothing but hoobastank for the entire drive there and back.

[fandomsarefamily1966]

George: We all have a head, a body, a neck, and a sound hole, so technically we're all ukuleles. Ringo: … Why does that somehow make sense?

[badlydrawnjake]

have you and dirk ever watched mlp together? and if so, who's your favorite pony? i think you would like applejack a lot!

GT: Pfft... he can deny it all he wants but i know he likes that show unironically!!!

GT: Sadly, it's next to impossible to watch any TV with Dirk, due to both of our... unique living scenarios.

GT: a man can dream, though.

[bunny-carrothunter]

One of my favorite type of Scarab fan arts currently is Scarab being on the computer with Prismo beside him as he asks “Prismo what’s enemies to lovers/Tsundere/MPreg?” and Prismo sitting there like 🗿

[pixel-mess]

Jay: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon. Jay: It's me.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

*Crutchie, emerging from the Refuge wagon*

“Halleloo, ladies!”