#(gGGGGGHHHHHHH)

[goodpvppy]

You're being such a good guard dog that i'm sure your owner will thank you in anyway for your hard work puppy boy 💞

tags tail thank you anon… i hope he will, i want to work the hardest for him and be his perfect dog, always. he deserves the best and i need to give him everything i can ♥︎

[marginal-effect]

fucking lost my earbud charging case at work. knew it would happen but not this soon

[yvonnesrespite]

Well colour Yvonne absolutely gobsmacked by this Timmy Table-Turner of a reply. What was she supposed to do? She didn’t think he’d hear her. Then again, maybe she forgot to really turn off the reception voice during her last bit of her shift. Only for a fraction of a second does she glance at a storm drain as an escape route, but she’s no Master Splinter (could this guy take on Master Splinter? Wait, back to reality!), and ew, sewers. It would ruin her hair and she JUST did a coconut oil treatment a couple days ago. She’s not ruining her luscious locks.

With absolutely clammy hands – which are so clammy to the point that Water World has NOTHING on the splash zone in her palms right now – she keeps up her petty diva facade. It’s a good poker face as long as you don’t realise her hands are in the pockets of her pink letter jacket to deal with the sweat. Her retort comes out a bit fast in spite of her efforts.

“Hot Topic won’t save the lukewarm mess your hair is, hun. The amount of grease you’re carrying would go airborne and make the edgelord eyeliner melt off, like yours probably did.”

Does she have a death wish? No. Does she have the guts to actually apologise like a reasonable adult to this downright intimidating man making her heart shit bricks and bullets? Haha, fuck no. Gotta stand her ground though. She’s got no clue as to who this dude is. He looks like he’d have no issues inviting her into some weird cult about the flying turducken monster or mothman. “And while I’d love to join you,” even though she actually wouldn’t, in fact, love to join this Puss in Boots Death Wolf lookalike, she continues, “I just finished a brutal shift at the hospital. Go hit up the hair salon that’s run by that one sweet old lady though. Her girls can fix up your greasefire waiting to happen. Tell ‘em that Yv sent you!”

And she turns slightly to see if she can absolutely BOOK it to another street. Not today, rizzy looking Pennywise. Not today!

“Hm.”

Yvonne ended up downtown late at night after one absolute doozy of a shift. And now she’s awkwardly bumped into this white haired edgelord in a certainly musty trench coat. He looks greasy to her. Maybe that’s blood from a fresh murder but she’s too tired and assumes he’s a greaseball.

“Man, Hot Topic should start selling shampoo.” She mutters to herself. Would he hear it? Most likely. Does she care? Nah. Not in this state. Girlie’s gonna continue to walk like she didn’t just smack talk the lord of crime all alone. Just another day in Linkon.

(Hhhhheeeyyyyy ggGgGiiRlllLlLLLIiiieeeeE, cmMMMerRE girliEEEE~ Mun)

The 'greaseball' in question does in fact catch the nurse's mutterings, at first willing to let the accidental bump go until he heard what she'd said. He raises an eyebrow as he turns around to take a better look at who it was that bumped him.

Ah. It was that nurse.

Interesting.

"Do you have any recommendations?" he asks out loud, very clearly to her, in a sincere tone. His arms are crossed and he stares her down with a curious, waiting expression. "I just happened to be on my way there. Care to join me?"

[theelispace]

"GGGGGGHHHHHHH."

How wonderfully ironic, even your works of rage are a joy to behold.

(SLAMS MY FISTS ON THE TABLE)

MERCY.

[fagwolf-archive]

marble hornets artist: gets recced to me by tumblr

me: :)

marble hornets artist: draws tim skinny

me: :(

[avpdgirlfriend]

me when iim😊😊😊😊😊getting ignored😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[justsomeguycore]

gonna be honest guys. day three of sore throat and i am no longer being brave about it :(

[xpiedpiper]

{Del 20 al 30 Para Minchan}

NSFW ASKS

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

----Bueno, supongo que casi con cualquiera, si es que puede pagar mi precio, claro está --Y dice “casi” porque hasta él tiene su lista de gente indeseada--

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

----Si, he tenido unos cuantos, algún par de veces. No fueron experiencias malas, debo decir --Aunque le pagaron por ello, obviamente--

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

----Claro que si. Y los volvería a usar, siempre y cuando no atenten contra mi.

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

----No. Es una regla: No fotos, no videos, no grabaciones de audio... Al menos en el trabajo --Esas cosas luego podían ser usadas en su contra--

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

----Creo que este es un tema complicado porque, claro, podría tener sexo con él, ambos somos seres humanos con necesidades... Pero eso no impediría que las cosas se volvieran raras entre nosotros. En ese sentido, preferiría que no.

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

----¿Usualmente? Tomo una ducha y me voy --Sonaba muy feo, pero esa rutina siempre coincidía con el termino de su “contratación”--

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

----Mi switch no siempre se prende. Claro, hay veces en las que el cliente pone empeño, pero en la mayoría de las veces no sucede. ¿Sabías tu lo difícil que es fingir un orgasmo cuando eres hombre? Admiro a las mujeres por eso --Él se encargaba de que su cliente llegase al orgasmo, no él mismo. Casi nunca se calentaba y aún menos conseguía correrse--

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

----Sexo en la noche, supongo --Eran las horas en las que, comúnmente, suelen llamarlo--

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

----No me fijo en eso, la verdad --Después de todo, él decía amén a lo que su clientela dijera--

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

----No me fijo en eso, la verdad --Después de todo, él decía amén a lo que su clientela dijera--

30: Do you watch porn?

----No realmente. Muy falso para mi gusto.

[mummer]

done with work for the semester Thank god. im sleep

[saniwa]

gggggghhhhhhh

[funshinebf]

i want my therapist office to still be open cause im going THROUGH it rn but also like shes a nice lady i dont want her to be at risk to get sick gggggghhhhhhh

[accountofmistakes]

no one asked but human leather shoes for crocodile dandies is such a good song gggggghhhhhhh

[boookuto]

gggggghhhhhhh

[theelispace]

"anON PLEASE"

Yes, your art is pleasing to the eyes.

GGGGGGHHHHHHH.

/lh /nm

[tsorin]

I HATE YOU TWO I HATE THIS SERIES WHY CAN’T WE JUST HAVE ONE HAPPY EPISODE FUCK EVERYTHING

[dezemberzwolf]

MMMMM they have a job opening as a receptioninst in the CREES center and on one hand i could probably pull it off pretty ok on the other its like. help arrange things with speakers and office equipment and that my immediate response is ????¿¿¿ someone better qualified than me will probably get it anyways OTL