Sirius : (arms wide open, enthusiastic) Alright, listen up, everyone. We're all brothers here! Me, Regulus, and James— even if you're my best friend, I also consider you as a brother.
Sirius : (turning to Remus with a tender smile) Except you, Moony, love of my life.
Remus : (blushing slightly, a small smile on his lips)
James : (with a nervous smile, glancing at Regulus) Yeah, uh… that's nice, brother, but best friend is great… It suits me just fine, Sirius.
Sirius : (frowning) But… I just said we're all brothers! Why stop at "best friend"?
Remus : (who has understood everything, starts choking on his tea, coughing loudly) Koff koff!
Sirius : (worried, leaning toward Remus) Moony, are you alright? Is your tea going down the wrong way?
Remus : (teary-eyed, nodding) Y-yeah… it's just… the tea, really strong today.
Regulus : (sighing softly) Sometimes, Sirius, your naïveté is truly impressive.
Sirius : (completely confused) Huh? Why?
James : (patting Sirius' shoulder, holding back a laugh) Never mind, Padfoot. You don't need to understand everything… it's better this way.
Regulus : (whispering to James) Yeah… good luck explaining it to him someday… don't count on me.