#(florence does Not provide uniforms you gotta do that yourself)
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#eye guy art#drawings#ocs#flight rising#frfanart#aristodemos looks a little overly detailed compared to the others because i am not good with coming up with details lol#but that's ok i think they Would do that. they'd want to really look the part and put on a show#(florence does Not provide uniforms you gotta do that yourself)#also seric looks like a kid here whoopsies! i didn't feel like fixing it#he's not a performer btw he's a vendor of knickknacks. and if you know how to ask he's also a fence
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Beta, Theta, and Me
Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Thor (Movies), Avengers (Movies) Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: PG Warnings: Swearing, Homelessness, Relationships: Loki x Reader (But not right now) Characters: Tony Stark, Thor(Marvel), Loki(Marvel) Additional Tags: A/B/O, Sorta, More Of An Exploration Of Life And Self Expression Within An A/B/O Framework, Loki Does What He Wants, But Loki Does Not Actually Do What He Wants, Antagonistic Bosses, Managerial Differences
Summary: As it becomes clearer that your immediate superior hates you, and clearer that Tony needs to put someone somewhere else, you get caught up in things that are way above your paygrade.
“Mr. Stark!”
“And now I gotta deal with this.” He muttered, closing a holo-screen and whirling in his rolling stool to face her. “Florence! Surprised to see you. Isn't there somebody else to see to whatever problem you have?”
“It has to do with that new hire, Whom you forced on us. Since it has to do with her, I bring it to you.”
“Hey, do I pay you for sass?”
“No, you pay me because I am the best at what I do. I mean to continue doing it.” She slapped a paper down in front of him.
“I don't like being handed-”
“That's why I didn't.” She tapped the paper. It was an application. “She has falsified information. Look.”
He looked. He couldn't help it. Florence reminded him altogether too much of one of his old nannies. He could never disobey that woman either.
On the application, next to Secondary Gender, you had scrawled not the usual α, β, or Ω, but a θ instead.
“Maybe...it's a sloppy Beta? Like just a really sloppy B?”
“Except she writes a perfectly legible B later on. Also, this address is false. No one lives there, it's a storage center. I wouldn't put money on that phone number being legit either. On top of that-” She said, cutting Tony off. “I have caught her filching food from the employee cafeteria.”
“Oh yeah? What did she take?”
“Creamers, jelly, crackers, and salad dressing packets.”
“So...all the stuff we offer for free?”
“With purchase of something else.” Florence sniffed. “Also, I caught these this morning.”
She held her phone out, showing slightly blurry pictures of a person who might be you climbing out of the dumpster behind the building.
“Okay, that doesn't necessarily prove anything.”
“And I've caught her sleeping around the building.”
“On the clock?”
“On breaks, and sometimes before her shift.”
“So, not on the clock.”
“Sir, she is breaking the law!”
“Well, so did you when you took that picture without her consent. I don't tolerate spying on my employees.”
“Sir!”
“What's the real problem here, Florence? That she's homeless? Don't we want them to go get jobs? Then suddenly she's got one, and you're like, no not like that?”
“I just don't understand why you are rewarding a stranger for breaking the rules. Indecent exposure in the bathroom, and you give her a job. Lying on her application, and you defend her. You don't even know this girl, you don't know why she was on the street, what warrants might be out for her, what problems she might have, what havoc she might cause. That nonsense symbol on her gender identification alone shows she's not taking this seriously!”
“Theta.” He murmured.
“Pardon?”
“It's not nonsense, it's a Theta. It's just another letter. We use it in mathematics all the time; it means there's an angle.”
“Is she trying to tell us she's crooked?” Florence demanded.
“She's probably just a Beta who thinks secondary gender inquiries are an invasion of privacy. It's all the rage among the young people these days. In any case, just keep her on for a week or two. If she's gonna wash out, you'll know by then. It'll give you the chance to do a few more interviews. You're still looking for extra help, right? You've got permission, go on ahead and do it. Two, three more people.”
“Well...Alright.” Florence said, mollified. “Thank you sir.”
“You know I got your back. But we gotta shake things up every now and then, keep things fresh. Get in people from all walks of life, keep in touch with the pulse of society, all that. Now run along, dear. You've got a ship to keep shape, don't you?”
“That I do, sir.” Florence left, forgetting the application behind her. Tony held the paper up, examining it. Fake address for sure, and likely the number was for a burner phone. Age, education, and work history looked legit. There was a year and a half gap between your last job and this one: it probably marked the amount of time you'd been on the streets.
A Theta symbol. Why that, specifically?
“You're not too fond of Florence, are you?” F.R.I.D.A.Y. asked.
Tony shrugged. “Not really, but she's damn good at her job. That's all I really need from her. Would you do me a favor and look up gender expressions pertaining to Theta? There's a lot of new terminology I need to get caught up with. This might be one of them.”
*****
You sneaked another sugar packet from the ground floor coffee shop, fully aware that the amused barista was watching, and didn't care in the slightest.
You sprinkled a tiny bit into a little container of coffee creamer, then knocked the whole thing back like some kind of shot.
Everybody knew now that you worked here, and if they speculated about your bizarre eating habits, none of them said anything to you about it.
As long as you didn't break any rules, nobody seemed to care.
Fine by you. Even though they were small, simple snacks; salad crackers with tiny packets of jelly, butter, and salad dressing, sugar, salt and pepper packs, creamers, ketchups, mustards, and mayonaise, these were quick and easy sources of calories that hadn't been readily available to you before.
Having a fresh uniform each day was kind of amazing. Florence insisted that all uniforms be cleaned and disinfected properly, which meant they all got left behind at the end of the day, and were clean by morning. It had the added bonus of no one seeing you wearing a Stark-affiliated uniform while you were sleeping on the fire escape, or hanging around near the dumpsters outside
You weren't exactly friends with the baristas here, you never even talked, but ever since you had run a creeper out of the shop by being generally stinky and unpleasant to be around, they had started disposing of their expired muffins and cookies by wrapping them in wax papers or bags. Their boss hadn't caught on yet, but you were deeply grateful to them for every bite you salvaged from the trash.
Soon you would get your first paycheck, and then you could buy a decent meal. You'd been planning and dreaming of what it would be. Steak and potatoes? An omelet? Maybe just a regular old hamburger and Coke?
It might be the only paycheck you saw from Stark Industries though. You'd overheard Florence and Khalil talking, and she was determined to be rid of you. Khalil didn't really seem to agree, but he had kids at home, and probably couldn't afford to argue.
It didn't matter. Even if it was less than a week, you could put Stark Industries on your resume forever now. That would get you in the door. Janitorial training was a pretty good skill too. Every business needed cleaning staff, no exceptions.
Things were really looking up for you.
No one had even called you on all the weird stuff you'd put on your application.
You hadn't lied, exactly. Not exactly. Sure, you didn't live permanently at the address you'd provided, but you did sleep there sometimes. And you had gone to the school you named...before your parents completely succumbed to their paranoia and pulled you for homeschooling. The hadn't wanted public educators to fill your head with 'propaganda'.
And that was your phone number, though you'd have to buy some minutes when you got paid.
It was all at least semi-true.
Even the Theta was a symbol you had picked up off the internet, when researching what was wrong with you.
You tossed back another sugared creamer.
Having a routine again felt good. It had been over a year, but you slipped back into civilization pretty easily. You were so lucky. You always told yourself that.
Yeah, even if Florence gave you the boot, you still had options. This chapter in your life might soon be coming to an end.
Soon. You just had to wait, and work.
*****
Tony looked over the long, primly written list with amused disbelief.
“Is this...Is he serious?” He asked Thor. “I literally cannot tell when he is being serious, and when he is trolling me.”
“Welcome to the last thousand years of my life.” Thor said dryly, taking the list from Tony, and skimming over it. He held his hand out for a pen, and when Tony handed him one, he began crossing things off of the list.
“No...No...Absolutely not...Oh, he just put that one in there to annoy me...” Thor handed the list back. “But for the most part, yes. He is serious. Whatever else he may be-” He paused at Tony's muttering of 'war criminal' then forged on. “He is still the Crown Prince of Asgard, and the true King of Jotunheim. He is entitled to certain amenities. And then there is his...condition to think about.”
“Crown Prince of-no offense-a set of postage stamp sized fishing villages in Nova Scotia, and true King of a planet so far away that they can't even reach us to take him back. What exactly does he think he's entitled to on an enemy planet? He's here for punishment, right?”
“He's here for rehabilitation. And so that we can try to winkle out the information that we need. The goal is that he comes back to one of Asgard's 'postage stamp' villages eventually. But that man is still out there, and it's altogether too likely that he will make his way here. We're going to have to indulge my brother a bit, if we are to get information about it. Besides, he has proven himself a hero already, and suffered for it. He has earned a bit of leniency.”
“So you say, your majesty, but...” Tony scanned the revised list. “...I think I can provide most of this. But...servants? We don't really do that around here.”
“He will need assistance. And Loki has never been unduly cruel to servants who had done nothing to trouble him.”
“Okay, but what do you mean by 'trouble'? I mean, I have a few people in mind, but they all live here, and might not be instantly comfortable around him. Is he gonna whip someone over dropping a plate, or folding a cape wrong?”
“He is in no position to do so. And he never went so far back home, so I honestly doubt he would do so here. He knows full well the effect he has on the people of this world.”
“Anger and terror?”
“Pretty much.”
“Look. I'm not going to send him a servant. He'll get a maid, and nothing more. If he drives them off, he won't get a replacement. One chance. I'm not putting people at risk for his whims.”
“I couldn't ask for better than that. But time is of the essence my friend.”
“I better get some royal kickbacks for this.” Tony grumbled.
“I'll send you some Asgardian postage stamps.” Thor joked, leaving the lab.
Tony turned back to his desk, pulling up his holographic display. A short list of Greek letters that he'd been learning about popped back up.
“Okay, Theta.” He said. “Time to show me what you're worth.”
*****
The fight started out as an accusation of theft. Florence had caught you with an Iron Muffin-a specialty of the ground floor coffee shop-which you had filched from the dumpster that morning. You'd tried to claim that you'd bought it, but then she'd demanded to see your receipt, and it had just escalated from there.
You were two words away from just quitting then and there, mostly so that she couldn't fire you, when Tony Stark had reached out of the elevator behind you, yanked you into it, waved goodbye to Florence, and shut the doors. As the elevator began to rise, you wiped a few angry tears out of your eyes, embarrassed that he had seen that.
You seemed altogether too prone to show this man your worst sides.
“I'm sorry sir.” You said. “Florence and I don't really get along.”
“She needs to be challenged sometimes. However, I am perfectly able to sass her myself, and I can't have disruption in the janitorial team. Can you imagine the uproar if the floors didn't get waxed properly at night?
Anyway, I thought we might chat about some of the information on your application.”
You were screwed. Could you be arrested for lying on an application?
“Oh geez. I'm sorry about that, but-”
“Yeah, I know. You have to write down an address, but you don't really have one, do you? But you can't leave it blank, so you improvise. I looked you up though. Your family seems to have a history of...shall we call them 'rebellious acts'?”
You hung your head. Fuck. He knew about that too.
“I'm not like them.” You muttered. “I'm not that stupid.”
“Sure hope not. Anyway, wanna tell me what a Theta is? Like, in your words.”
“You won't believe me.”
“Why wouldn't I?”
“Nobody does.”
“I can fly. I've been finding things easier to believe since then.”
Well, that was fair. He was Iron Man. He'd been involved with aliens, and killer robots, and terrorists. Why would this be too weird?
“It's kinda like a Beta, but I have an Omega's sense of smell.”
“And Alpha's pheremones don't effect you. Right?”
“R-right...” How did he-?
“You presented me with a conundrum, and I couldn't leave it alone. I needed to find out what you meant, but it wasn't exactly easy. I had to get on tumblr to figure this out. I had to learn what a demi-omega was, to figure this out. I never thought I was out of touch, but damn if you young-uns haven't come up with some creative new lingo.”
“It's just that the world is more complex than a mark on a paper.” You said.
“Don't I know it!” He laughed. “But that's not too bad, is it? Not being overpowered by Alphas? Sounds nice.”
“It's not so bad, but most people think there's something wrong with me. It's not just the Alpha pheremones, I just don't feel-wait a minute, where are we going?”
The elevator had passed the labs, far above the highest floor you were supposed to be allowed to access.
“We're headed to the residential area. Me and Pep aren't the only ones who live up on the top floors. Top dozen or so are basically penthouses, though they aren't all consistently occupied these days.”
You remembered watching footage on the news of a fight at an airport. Avenger versus Avenger. It was terrible; both you and your old roommate had cried a little. It was an awful thing, watching your heroes come apart.
You were kind of glad you didn't have any superpowers or anything like that. You wouldn't want to be at the beck and call of any government, much less more than one. It was something you had actually agreed with your parents on.
“Why are we going up there? I'm not supposed to be here.”
“You're with me kid; you can be anywhere. And anyway, the best way to keep cats from fighting is to separate them. So, from now on, you are a maid.”
“A maid? I don't know how to be a maid, I just started being a janitor!” You protested, then told yourself to shut your trap and not argue with the boss for not firing you.
Tony shrugged. “What's different about being a maid? You still clean stuff, only it's a home instead of a museum. You might need to cook something every now and then. Can you cook?”
“A little bit, yeah.”
“Not gonna lie; it's not a walk in the park. But it comes with a pay upgrade, and an apartment off the penthouse, so that's two of your problems solved.”
Suspicion began creeping in. This was all way to good to be true.
“Why me? You have to know that I'm not as qualified as the other janitors. What's the catch?”
“Well, the catch-” The elevator dinged. “Oh, look! We're here!”
The elevator doors opened. Standing right in front of them, in horned helmet and armor, stood Loki, the destroyer of New York.
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