#(but alas thats just kinda the destinyshipping dynamic?

[irl-morros-account]

That is half correct. Destiny shipping does includes you, but it's with someone else who is not Lloyd.

And that someone is Kai.

Fucking WHAT

FUCKING WHAT. YOURE LYING. YOURE LYING. OH MY FUCKING GOD. I SWEAR TO THE FSM THAT WHENEVER I FIND THE GUY WHO HAD THE BRIGHT IDEA TO SHIP ME AND THAT SPICY TAMALE MOTHERFUCKER I WILL THROW THEM SO VIOLENTLY INTO ORBIT THAT THEYLL SCATTER INTO A HUNDRED PIECES UPON IMPACT WITH THE SKY. I WILL RAIN HELLFIRE ON ALL OF YOU. WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

IM GOING TO CRY. THE MERE THOUGHT OF THAT GIVES ME SUCH A REAL AND TANGIBLE URGE TO GO INTO KAIS ROOM RIGHT NOW AND SMOTHER HIM TO DEATH WITH A PILLOW

WHY. WHY. WHY. WHAT IS YOUR REASONING. WHAT WILL YOU SAY WHEN YOU ARE THROWN BEFORE THE EYES OF AN ALL KNOWING CREATOR. HOW WILL YOU JUSTIFY YOUR CRIMES.