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king0fcrows · 1 year ago

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You know that scene in Practical Magic where Sally admits to Gary Hallett she worked a spell to only fall in love with a man who didn’t exist—in an effort to protect herself from heartbreak—but realized as an adult what she actually did was accidentally summon a man with all the exact qualities she believed unobtainable right to her?

Alan Wake x Agent Casey is like the nega version of that.

Alan wrote a hot disaster dom he was super horny for (and maybe was repressed about?)—who he also projected heavily onto—who turns out to be real and now has to live with the consequences.

#I can see Alan as the kind of guy who messed around with guys in college #but doesn’t want to talk about it once he’s in a relationship with Alice #also he and Zane *absolutely* fucked in the oceanview motel #he’s a repressed bisexual your honor #(or if not repressed about being bisexual than just repressed about wanting to sub)#Alex Casey is a non repressed bisexual #but Alan never included all the visions he had of Casey fucking guys in the books #(because selling a hard boiled bisexual noir detective in the early 2000s was impossible)#edit: I said he keeps all those scenes on a separate harddrive #but I forgot this was the pretentious fool who wears tweed and does all his writing on a typewriter #so he just shoves all the pages in a locked chest under his bed #Alan Wake x Alex Casey

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