#(basically? it’s about me using the parafilm from the lab so)

[thiefnessman]

life hack: if your glasses are falling apart, parafilm works great as an all-purpose fixer!

missing nose pads? make them out of parafilm! just be sure to add something (such as a piece of a wipe) so that they don’t get sticky and gooey on your nose, and replace every few days so that it doesn’t get disgusting.

arm hinge coming loose and needs securing? parafilm works as an excellent, unobtrusive tape! you’ll be the latest fashion trend with your glasses looking like a spider repaired them!

side effects may include: waxy residue on your face, increased number of zit breakouts in areas your skin comes into contact with your glasses, people asking what happened to your glasses, inability to fold glasses and store them normally.